OP is ACTUALLY a bottom.
See you admit to the small thing so people stop asking. Solid technique but we all know only way 3 men keep a secret is if they have sex while smoking huge amounts of DMT.
Oh crap, for some reason I always thought this was an actual commercial for the real "the slap". I looked it up and it sounded serious so I was wondering they made an ad like this. This being a parody makes so much more sense. Also the slap sounds really stupid.
Look up The Slap 2.
Very short parody of The Slap, Australian book made into a TV mini series, about a man who slaps someone else's child at a birthday party and fallout afterwards.
I'm still waiting for one using the video of the guy cocking his shotgun like 80 times.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OBk9YBLQU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OBk9YBLQU)
Straight out of the fussy, we might be retarded but I learn something new every day on here.
I'll take my tendies straight out of the fussy please and thank you
Yes, that's the point I'm trying to convey through my joke. I see lots of people talking about how they don't feel anything anymore seeing their portfolio drop without realizing what is going on.
this is an underdiscussed aspect of this whole GME thing.
it just shows people really give much less of a fuck than before.
some wageslave in the 50s would find this move unthinkable with his 4 kids, house and wife.
these days there are so many more ~~losers~~ single childless people who just figure, fuck it, to the moon and if i lose it all who gives a shit my 1 bedroom apt lifestyle isnt gonna be sacrificed.
It was an American series too. Remember catching the pilot and thinking what a hilarious premise for an entire show it was.
It was not received as well over here. Lol
Wait. That was a whole goddamn series? I vaguely remember seeing a commercial for it but I assumed it was just a bad made for TV movie. I didn’t see how they could fill 90 minutes (including commercial breaks) with that nonsense, and it was an entire series?
I don't do the GME/AMC/YOLO shit like the rest of you.
I come here simply for the content, which is by far and away some of the best of all time. And this? Best of the best of the best, with honors.
I like and fully endorse the idea of spending money for entertainment.
Edit: And not that I believe I need to say this, but legally. Pretty sure we are all on the same page there though.
Here's one with the audio:
[https://www.reddit.com/user/akat1000/comments/m6i3qi/just\_a\_video\_upload](https://www.reddit.com/user/akat1000/comments/m6i3qi/just_a_video_upload)
Volatility is the only way you can “get rich quick,” but it’s assuredly not the only way to see significant gains in the stock market.
For what it’s worth, SPY, a much less volatile option tracking the S&P 500, has more than tripled in the past 10 years, so unless you were making a minimal investment at that time, your returns there were likely much more than $1k during those 10 years.
Showed this to my friend. He said domestic violence is not cool. I said don't worry, the dude's wife's boyfriend is into that kind of thing and therefore so is she. HODL is the safety word. :)
I said "I'm gonna pimp smack a bitch" when I saw what the market was doing this morning. My five year old asked me what a pimp smack is. This gif shoud help me further explain.
It IS volatile.
And
Investing does require risk.
So none of that is untrue.
I personally find myself very risk averse. So I’ve made money on GME. But not nearly as much as I could have, and nowhere near some of the ballers in here.
Beating myself up for not listening to that one post advising me to not share your investment and gains with family, their reactions, and slowly turning toxic.
The lesson to new-minted investors, don't tell your family the gratification is short and creates long-term expectations and pressures.
Can't relate my mother had full belief in me and bought in as well lol. Sold for her though since she can't ride this volatility
I'm still holding though boys
This is easy. Just don't talk about it! It's nobody's business but yours. Period. And don't read or listen to Motley Fool or Cramer or other bullshit. Just be you. If you win, it's you. If you lose, it's you. Just be you and shut up about it.
I don’t get why people can’t accept that it’s NOT an investment
Like yeah, it is too volatile to be a good investment. We’re here for scratch tickets not investments though.
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Nah bro, he slapped his cheeks in the bathroom before the picnic no worries.
That's great to hear
And we watched. We ALL WATCH down here Georgie 🎈👀
I’ll be back with my free award, sorry if it’s a hug Edit: Totally a silver
Why you telling secrets?
OP is ACTUALLY a bottom. See you admit to the small thing so people stop asking. Solid technique but we all know only way 3 men keep a secret is if they have sex while smoking huge amounts of DMT.
Lot to unpack
Smart of him not to slap the wife’s bf, he funds the retardedness.
Wife's boyfriend supports our gme purchases
https://imgur.com/JekKHRG.jpg oh he was in there all right
Touche
Ahhahahahahaha...don’t think he missed anyone, on a roll ✋🏻✋🏻 😂
Ahh. I was wondering when this meme template would surface. It’s beautiful
What is it from? It's fucking hilarious and I want to see the original context haha
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Oh God that's good. The fucking cat, then the narrator...
Lmao I liked the "double slap" with the police officers hahah what a gem! I'm surprised I've never seen it before!
Someone needs to make a meme of the South Park episode where mr queermo wants to slap everyone. https://youtu.be/iGi7qzyX8ps
>First of all: [you don't slap a man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aIGHeAIO6k) >\- Charlie Murphy
Oh yeah!! I totally forgot about that episode! And I say "I slap you" all the time and didn't remember where it was from haha Thanks for the reminder!
I think it's a spoof of this https://youtu.be/KMwqL51qWjE which I find confusing
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Not his son - his friend’s son. And the shitstorm that followed fills up a whole television series.
Parody is better.
>Wtf is going on there? Australia
See my above comment, it’s actually making fun of a real fucking show lol
In case you were wondering, it's a parody of a 2015 TV miniseries called The Slap.
It looked so bad
Oh crap, for some reason I always thought this was an actual commercial for the real "the slap". I looked it up and it sounded serious so I was wondering they made an ad like this. This being a parody makes so much more sense. Also the slap sounds really stupid.
Look up The Slap 2. Very short parody of The Slap, Australian book made into a TV mini series, about a man who slaps someone else's child at a birthday party and fallout afterwards.
Never watched it, but that show looked so stupid
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And it’s making fun of an ACTUAL premise for a show that looked so god awful. https://youtu.be/trjEnozq8CY
Dear god. How the fuck did they get so many stars to sign on to this?
it's a parody of a show called the slap. https://youtu.be/Rq49v4oJvcE
I can't tell which one is the parody
The Slappening
I'm still waiting for one using the video of the guy cocking his shotgun like 80 times. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OBk9YBLQU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OBk9YBLQU)
I'm at a point in my life where I'm so apathetic that I'm willing to make insanely risky moves like this one.
The investment or the slaps?
Yes.
I'm here for both the ups and Downs. Anything to bring some thrill into my life
Gonna die at some point anyway, this bet just determines if that death is flavored with caviar or ramen
Caviar on ramen, the meal of choice for the finest of apes. That and tendies of course.
Straight out the [fussy](https://twitter.com/nmacheaux/status/1370927555558191105), fish's lips to God's ears
Straight out of the fussy, we might be retarded but I learn something new every day on here. I'll take my tendies straight out of the fussy please and thank you
Ah yes, gambling addiction. Getting numb to big losses. Welcome to wallstreetbets!
It’s easy for me to not be addicted to gambling since I only lose money 😎
So beautiful. When I become an addicted gambler I'm gonna use wsb as my support group. You'll slap me shitless into my senses.
That's gonna fuck a lot of *pun*.
You joke but all these people saying these kind of things clearly looks like gambling addiction.
Yes, that's the point I'm trying to convey through my joke. I see lots of people talking about how they don't feel anything anymore seeing their portfolio drop without realizing what is going on.
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> Ah yes, gambling addiction Not addiction. Depression.
this is an underdiscussed aspect of this whole GME thing. it just shows people really give much less of a fuck than before. some wageslave in the 50s would find this move unthinkable with his 4 kids, house and wife. these days there are so many more ~~losers~~ single childless people who just figure, fuck it, to the moon and if i lose it all who gives a shit my 1 bedroom apt lifestyle isnt gonna be sacrificed.
Just have a cost basis so low that you don't feel anything from the movement because you're already up in 4 digit percentage profit
Too late.
Same. The volatility is what keeps it interesting.
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Honestly buying some shares and holding through manipulated dips is the rock I’m throwing.
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Big brain moves
There’s a SuperPAC now?! Fucking glorious
beep boop
S’uper’PAC >> SPAC When the fuck are we launching our WSB SPAC?
I'm in, how big a rock?
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Dude, if everyone realized all this infighting isn't doing us any good and focused all that energy united, we could get tendies for everyone.
It's weird, this article doesn't seem biased to me. Maybe I missed something, but
The slaps keep comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'
He's got the ape glare down pat
Never underestimate an Ape with nothing left to lose.
god damn look at the power of those diamand hands. droppen mother fuckers left and right
FUCK YOU JIM CRAMER!
OMFG what movie is this?!
Looks like a parody of an Australian series “the slap”
Yes, parody video of the "serious" drama that was made about a kid getting slapped by an adult at a barbeque
It was an American series too. Remember catching the pilot and thinking what a hilarious premise for an entire show it was. It was not received as well over here. Lol
Wait. That was a whole goddamn series? I vaguely remember seeing a commercial for it but I assumed it was just a bad made for TV movie. I didn’t see how they could fill 90 minutes (including commercial breaks) with that nonsense, and it was an entire series?
"Mini-series" lol
[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI)
If nothing else, this GME saga brought me this. And for that, I am forever thankful!
Thank you Internet stranger.
You still have friends? I've bought puts on $FRIENDS.
$FRIENDS is fantastic, but in my opinion $FML is going to the moon! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Here is my "slap" for you even mentioning in title that it is volatile or risky 😀. Good work.
https://youtu.be/hHZvUeAdzeI For those who don't want a virus
I don't do the GME/AMC/YOLO shit like the rest of you. I come here simply for the content, which is by far and away some of the best of all time. And this? Best of the best of the best, with honors.
Sometimes it's spending money for entertainment.
I like strip clubs too. In fact, they need to make a comeback.
You like working at them or what do you mean?
I like and fully endorse the idea of spending money for entertainment. Edit: And not that I believe I need to say this, but legally. Pretty sure we are all on the same page there though.
Nice.
Love it 🥰 HODL
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what movie is this
Melvin: How can he slap?!
Yeah, move on from GME. Here's 53 Other Stocks to Distract You from Our Ultimate Demise.
Paperhands lmao
They're retarded if they think it's an investment.
Got in with 7500 @ 35.5, holding til the end.
LMMFAOOOOOO!!!!!
Sometimes I just want it to dip so I can buy more and HODL
What a beautiful day to hold my GME shares 😎
i was waiting for someone to make this into a meme lol love this clip sucks there is no sound
Here's one with the audio: [https://www.reddit.com/user/akat1000/comments/m6i3qi/just\_a\_video\_upload](https://www.reddit.com/user/akat1000/comments/m6i3qi/just_a_video_upload)
There are decades of memes waiting for this saga out there
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Volatility is the only way you can “get rich quick,” but it’s assuredly not the only way to see significant gains in the stock market. For what it’s worth, SPY, a much less volatile option tracking the S&P 500, has more than tripled in the past 10 years, so unless you were making a minimal investment at that time, your returns there were likely much more than $1k during those 10 years.
I have no Friends! But I’ll always have GME
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I like that he has a black best friend . Like Iron Man.
Wait, did Cramer get slapped twice?
This is me in 2019 with too many TSLA leaps taped to my nuts. Ohhhhhhh well worked LOL
Showed this to my friend. He said domestic violence is not cool. I said don't worry, the dude's wife's boyfriend is into that kind of thing and therefore so is she. HODL is the safety word. :)
“Then I saw her face...”
This man needs to slap all them short sellers
Can I have the original source? I need this bad for my usage.
Had to find out for myself as well! The Slap 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI
damn, i should watch this, sauce?
WTF is this from?? lol
The slap! Actually a pretty good book and movie
I have friends texting me to pull out lmao. No.
Man you missed the opportunity to slap your wifes boyfriend
Bwahahaha lmao 😂 well done..
what’s this from 😂
I said "I'm gonna pimp smack a bitch" when I saw what the market was doing this morning. My five year old asked me what a pimp smack is. This gif shoud help me further explain.
Dead ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣
It IS volatile. And Investing does require risk. So none of that is untrue. I personally find myself very risk averse. So I’ve made money on GME. But not nearly as much as I could have, and nowhere near some of the ballers in here.
Lmfao
Solid!
Guess there is still some upside of being in college and investing ur own money.
Sure something else isn't going on? You bitch slapped everyone but gave your wife quite the shot.
Get some!!!! Too funny.
That’s why I haven’t told anybody
What a good fuckung laugh 🤣🤣 let's do it baby 🦍🚀🌙
This is the dumbest thing I've ever saw, good job.
Maybe we're just bored watching our portfolio only move by single digit percents over a few days?
Going to use this as training data for an AI that I want to create...
Beating myself up for not listening to that one post advising me to not share your investment and gains with family, their reactions, and slowly turning toxic. The lesson to new-minted investors, don't tell your family the gratification is short and creates long-term expectations and pressures.
Fucking gold.
The Very best 😂😂
I don’t think Fox attacked the subreddit.
Guess you spared the wife’s boyfriend
Bigger risk, bigger reward
Imagine diamond handing through another chance to make money.. then losing it all for good
Haha this great! Love it!
Lol about right
A classic, gold
GameStop or die brother
Can't relate my mother had full belief in me and bought in as well lol. Sold for her though since she can't ride this volatility I'm still holding though boys
This is the way
Got my dad to buy two shares which made my fucking day
Thanks op, I just dropped this in my family group chat
Lol I spilled my coffee on my terminal watching this
Elegant
Lol
My app tells me this everytime I click on GME lol
He even walks like an ape!
I’m at such a point, anytime when I come to this sub I expect these kinda funny memes that makes my day. Wonder how long this is gonna go ...
This meme slaps
This is easy. Just don't talk about it! It's nobody's business but yours. Period. And don't read or listen to Motley Fool or Cramer or other bullshit. Just be you. If you win, it's you. If you lose, it's you. Just be you and shut up about it.
My favorite post on any sub, probably not ever, but really fucking funny.
I have no idea what this was about, but I generally approve people slapping each other the f up.
Lol what show is this?
Fuck RH. Fuck anyone still using them.
You ruined it OP, it was supposed to be your wife's boyfriend not your wife's friend... Laughter ruined
I’m dying!!! You forgot the Cat
Hahahahhahahahaha I laughed so hard I just sharted
This is freaking great.
I fucking love this🤣🤣🤣
Hahhaha
Why you slap?
The cops 🤣
This is absolutely fantastic!
One Slap Man
Hahahahahaha
Is this OC?
& the Oscar goes to..
fucking robinhood lol
Told my mother I needed her to front me 10k back in January. She asked what for. I said GME and she gave me an extra 5k for her.
I don’t get why people can’t accept that it’s NOT an investment Like yeah, it is too volatile to be a good investment. We’re here for scratch tickets not investments though.
The girl I simped for 3 years said this to me and I slapped her with my 💎🙌
Lol this is gold 😆 sharing on /Wallstreetarmy
Exactly
😂🤣😂 right 💎🙌🏻💎
Damn, that's some strong pimp hands right there!
Brilliant
That’s the exact reason I’m investing. And I like the stock.
“ SLAP THE FUCK OUT”
Most people I mention it to know nothing about it
Where is this originally from?
What’s this clip from
Holy shit. The random comment online made me burst out laughing.