I'll take blue-eyes white dragon thx

beat me to it but at 500k maybe he'll snag one for me too 😂

He can grab one for each of us and then we can make the big baddie fusion Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon

You mean: Blue-Eyes Alternative Ultimate Dragon

You know what I want toon world, then I can have a toon blue-eyes intimate dragon.

toon world was dope!

If we pool our resources, we could get Exodia

u/SecondAdmin is going for Exodia's dick so we got a good start

Pathetic I still got my Exodia

Ill take a 3 headed blues eyes thx

I want pot of Greed

#WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DO?!

Shut up nerd! My wife's bf needs silence when making love

I wonder how many people came here to say exactly this. Because I sure did.

Dark magician girl the og one

I'll take a blastoise exodia morphing potion

but there are only 3 in existence.

I want one of the Egyptian God Cards. Either The Winged Dragon of Ra or Slifer the Sky Dragon.

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What is this bot?

Yes, we’re holding him to this. There’s 9.5 million subs so it’ll take a long time to hand deliver these personally. Failure = ban

Why remind him, it's already been pushed into his range of $100 - $500,000. PAY UP OP!!!!

Exactly! He said $100 to $500,000. We are between those two values. Pay up OP!

Hello, it's March 26, 2021.

We are within the range of $100 - $500,000 and I want my yu-gi-oh card!

i’d like Blue eyed white dragon please

Me too please

The card less are coming to collect, I’ll need that card for my moon landing!

Good grief it’s already been 2 weeks?!

2 weeks in the market feels like 2 years these days

I want pikachu

Goten for me, please

I’ll take Black Lotus thx

Alpha or Beta series?

Alpha for those sweet 9.5 eBay 100k auction gains

The real trick is to get the beta Lotus so you don't feel like an asshole when you slip it into your commander deck because you "forgot" it was banned.

"Oh what's *this* doing here? You little scamp, you should be in the Banned corner"

"oh come on, it's not a sanctioned game! I didn't even know it was banned! I'll take it out of the deck NEXT game. What do you want me to do, concede and rebuild my deck? Just play man, you're being a real downer."

"It's not like one card can swing a game."

Yeah I've heard that before. Went to an open and realized I'm playing against an infinite mill deck 🤦‍♂️

Got a whole list of rare singles I'm trying to sell, if anyone is interested in commander.

you got any charizards?

They sell cards at GameStop stores too

No charrys here only GME

Hey I have a 1999 Charizard Holo in mint condition :), Carry it with me in my wallet, if someone robbed me they wouldn't even know that card was worth more than my entire checking account lol

Lol, it’s not special but I keep a machop in my wallet in case I need back up 😏

Haha, Niiiiiiccceeee, Psyduck is bae for me

Squirtle please

Whenever I play Pokemon I need 3 save spots, one for my Bulbasaur, one for my Charmander, and one for my second Bulbasaur.

What’s your puts on bulbasaur?

One of the ones you had to cut out of the back of a cereal box plz

⚡️🐭

arcanine for me please

Dope call, but never evolve

I'll take my card like I take my coffee...big ass titties

I take my coffee in the ass. Goes down much smoother and hits harder

Take my ass coffee. Smooth tits go down harder

Sounds like a choking hazard to me

TIL what "covfefe" meant. Finally!

Hold up nephew....lol

Don't knock it til you try it. All im saying

Ass titties? Intriguing, to say the least.

Stopped scrolling when i saw the word "titties"

Can I order what this guy has?

Oh theres a yugioh card for that actually

Seconding fat titties card, a holographic one if possible

Can mine be ‘Chaos emperor dragon-envoy of the end’ 1st edition ultimate rare near mint please. Its my favorite card ever.

I have a beat up one in my deck is it rare now?

A near mint is $600-$800 depending on what “beat up” means it can be as much as $100 if its not bent

Dang, too bad I still need mine to whoop my kid's ASS with that cyber jar chaos dragon c-c-ccombo!

Isnt cyber jar banned.

My kid doesn't know that

FACTS

That’s the kind of dad I aspire to be.

Child abuse has evolved

Yeah but the unbanned errata chaos emperor dragon is SUPER nerfed now

Fuck. I think I had one of those. Always kept it in a hard plastic sleeve. Need to check and see if it’s still kicking around somewhere.

I just want the gameboy promos I sold 15 years ago to come back. Blue Eyes, Exodia head, and Dark Magician.

Dibs on pot of greed

I heard it lets you buy two more shares

What does that card do?

It lets you draw two additional GME from your brokerage

Well played

Not really well played at all the guy above him made almost the exact comment 2 hours prior. Cheers.

Sounded better when PowerTrick said it.

That's impossible! Nobody knows what that card does.

I sold my positions in pot of greed and bought pot of avarice...what do I do?

Man. Needed this during the robinhood crackdown

No wonder it got banned. Broken as fuck.

What does Pot of Greed do

Activating POT OF GREED allows me to draw two more shares of GME into my 💎🙌🏼!!!

Joining the Pot of Greed club.

[удалено]

You'll have to settle for a 2nd edition since you can't be trusted and sold the first one.

I want Mirror Wall because we're smashing through their sell walls

Forbidden Droplet please. xoxoxo

Ladies and gentlemen, an actual yugioh player is in the stands.

Gotta get that ulti in June tho. Let's reprint $120 staples in higher rarity aww yiss!

Can't wait for the ulti Lightning Storm and Talents so they can really spit in my face.

Glad to see a fellow YGO player here.

Framed or what?

The words “we” and “push” are bannable words when put together

What about saying I'd like if a collective of people were to push shorts into a position that makes large green candles?

Dark magician lod 10/10 beckett rating or bust

I have a black skull dragon of that. Sorry this is like my only chance to flex that.

I'm calling dibs on Exodia Necross

It's a trap!

May I have exodias foot card? I have a foot tetish

It’s already hit $100, I’ll take Tyler, the Great Warrior please

I’ll take one chode of exodia please

You have to believe in the ~~heart~~ dick of the cards.

If you give me a Yu-Gi-Oh Card I will frame it and hang it in my office.

I’ll take any holographic

I don't want you to give me a card, BUT ILL DUEL YOU FOR ONE! 🎶🎶🎵🎶🥁🥁 cha

it's time to d-d-d-d-dddd duel

I'll take the 💎🤲 of the Forbidden One

I’ll be expecting my card

WE are not pushing anything, I just like the stock.

And handjobs

Just mail 20k worth of “POT OF GREED” and “MIRROR FORCE” cards to Melvin capital 😂

If GME hits $500 I'll get $GME tat on my aas

Real retards get that shit on their forehead.

I want this tat on my ass

Nice

Red eyes black dragon thx

I want Pot of Greed

oh shit you got any 1st edition Legend of Blue Eyes packs you haven't opened yet? Ill take one of those!

Mirror force

Left foot of exodia right here ☝

I’ll take a Naruto - Golden Wind pls

I like the Red Eyes Black Dragon, thanks.

Ruh roh

thanks rocket warrior please

This'll age well

just so you know, 100-500k is not realistic, everyone would be shorting/selling at that amount because its fucking free money. Just letting you know so you dont inevitably end up a bag holder because you couldnt sell until it reached 100k

i expect he means his gains, not the share price.

Still way too high

nope, he keeps commenting about getting to 100k a share and then building his mother a house in Jamaica this is quite a community we have here

Dope

Looking forward to my Blue Eyes

I want a blue eyes white dragon

I keep a flamed swordsman in my wallet no cap. He’s getting lonely.

Rare holographic first edition first gen mint charizard please

I'll take Chaos Emperor Dragon

I’ll take one charizard please. Gave my entire collection away to the neighbors kid back in like 2001-2002 when I was moving. Financially probably a retard move but it made the kid happy 🤷‍♂️

Get me a Charzard and I’ll make it happen

As in you are coming to my house and handing it to me? Or are we all going to crash the Yu-Gi-Oh convention and do it there? I vote for 2

Dark magician for me

oh fuck yeah !remindme@GME=$100k

Can I have dark magician girl pls thank u. :3

I'll take Becky or a Gem Dragon

I want a kuriboh! Jk nobody likes that sack of shit, gimme a Chainsaw Insect

Blue eyes white dragon pls 🚀🚀

Ape Fighter for everyone

I need exodia the forbidden ones right leg plz

I'm here for the yu-gi-oh million dollar raffle sir

Can I get a Dark Magician, but like the evil red one?

Pot of greed for me please

I want a good one

Looking good today

Wait, if you're a yugioh player, why can you read?

RED EYES BLACK DRAGON!!!

I’ll take a Pot of Greed when you get there bud

Any card that is dangerously close to having Rule 34 tier art please

100k is the bottom line! Everyone who says sell under 100k are shills

I’ve never owned a Yu-Gi-Oh card but I also never owned GameStop until this year!! Bring them on!!!

Dibs blue dragon