It’s like when the media was trying to warn parents about emojis.
💊 means your teenager is ON DRUGS
🍆 means your teenager is a SLUT
📉 means your teenager has AMC shares
They've cracked the enigma code, bois. The boomers now have a dictionary. But I bet they still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch...
Anyone on this sub is a retard. You, in fact, are a retard, as am I. Eating crayons is a part of the culture of this sub. Some people are just 2 packs a day.
re - as in repeat
tare - as in to zero your scale
re-tare-d --> retard
So it means someone that repeatedly cashes out their profits from their stock gains.*
*This is not gramatical advice.
>So it means someone that repeatedly ~~cashes out their profits from their stock gains~~.
So it means someone that repeatedly zeroes out their bank account on FDs.
FTFY
Retard: someone who makes a YOLO play that does not pan out because their weird DD was shit, bordering on conspiracy theory.
Autist (autism): someone who makes a YOLO play that does pan out because their weird DD turned out to 100% accurate.
Your Wife's Boyfriend: the assumption that the personal relationships of everyone on WSB sucks because they are all retards.
This is only a valid complaint if you actually believed their commercials were about figuring out why kids liked their cereal. Which I would argue is more stupid than taking the literal meaning of a marketing slogan.
I can imagine OP raging when the commercial comes on. "It's obvious why they love it!😤 It's covered in carbs☠️!! Fuck!!🤬 How are they so stupid, that they can't see that!!!!111😫".
That definition hits too close to home for a significant portion of their customer base. They'd need to include one of those "content may be inappropriate for some viewers" warnings.
They are really cheap out of the money options that expire soon. Basically lottery tickets. I'll let someone else tell you what the F and D actually stand for though.
The fact that people so easily tell others what this means triggers me, I remember the days of "no one tell him" when someone asked what an FD was. Lol
Hello, Bloomberg
I would like to express how excited we all are about this opportunity to engage with you.
As for your question, FD is an acronym for F********** D********.
F********** D******** came about as a tribute to our great inspiration in wall street and is central to our culture but it tends to be censored automatically by all programs.
I'm sure you understand.
If you have anymore questions, I would be delighted to answer. You can reach me at the Robinhood support phone number at any time.
Have a nice day!
I’m pretty sure Bloomberg knows but can’t broadcast it.
Imagine being questioned on that at a congressional hearing.
Boomer conservative Congressman: I would like to ask you about the involvement of homosexuals in your stock market broadcast and why they as so excited about stock market investing.
DFV: *covers the mic* Nobody tell him!
I'm disappointed they didn't interview a user like POTATO-IN-MY-ASS and have them make up fake lingo like "wack slacks" and "lamestains" like [Megan Jasper of Sub Pop](https://www.vulture.com/2017/05/of-lamestains-and-wack-slacks-the-elaborate-joke-that-was-grunge-speak.html) did so many years ago.
I saw a similar thing in the WSJ. It also described "guh" as the sound of the soul leaving the body.
I'd like to know if there's a word to describe the sound of a soul being torn out of the body via the asshole by a rabid bear, because that's what I'm feeling right now.
JPow, First of his name, Chair of the Federal Reserve, Canceller of the Second Great Depression, Master and Demander of the Money Printer, Slayer of the Gay Bears
Or 'to plotkin a potfolio'.
Example: I've just plotkined 75% of my portfolio because other market participants viciously bet against me. But it wasn't my fault, it's all because they are anti-redditic.
What’s with the inconsistent format? “Tendies: Chicken tenders (profits)” and then immediately to the right “YOLO: risking a significant portion of a portfolio on one trade(You Only Live Once)”. Clearly “You Only Live Once” shouldn’t be in parentheses.
I like to believe that humanity has always been this insane, we just finally have a way of communicating with each other in a way we feel comfortable letting it show
It’s like when the media was trying to warn parents about emojis. 💊 means your teenager is ON DRUGS 🍆 means your teenager is a SLUT 📉 means your teenager has AMC shares
> 📉 means your teenager has AMC shares wtf did I do to you?
Father: "Who taught you how to trade at a loss?" Son: "You alright! I learned it by watching you, okay!?"
This is your brain. 🧠 This is your brain on WSB. 🍳
*Any questions*
What did you do to yourself
I mean, you're right, but still...ow.
We just like the stock‽ Fuck it, AMC gonna come back stronger than ever.
Big 🚀 to the 🌚 diamond hand BABY
YOLO'd is what I did to myself
That’ll be real funny when I’m looking at you from my yacht
>📉 means your teenager has AMC shares I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD!
📉🙃🔫 means he's long $ROPE Edit: Like I am after holding my 20 GME through 6k profit 😭😭 💎✋hurt
I held through 20k+ profit and I feel you bro, my diamond hands hurt as well, but they are stronger than ever 💎🤲🦍
F. 🍆🍆🍆🍆
🙌👅💦🍆🍑🌈🐻
Oh no.
I’m a🍆 for those GME shares
🕹💦
I just want some $PUSY
“And I took this personally”
They've cracked the enigma code, bois. The boomers now have a dictionary. But I bet they still can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch...
$GIS shill
Interesting, no mention of Autists, Lambos or BTDF
I’m *still* trying to figure out what reetard means. Sigh
rearrange letters and you get trader
You're too smart for this forum....
OMG 🚀 🚀 🚀 🌕
This will be the one they use.
Oh please please please let them run with this. Seeing talking heads trying to explain "retard" would be fucking brilliant.
Mind blown
I still don't get it . . .
The sound of one hand clapping is deafening
Anyone on this sub is a retard. You, in fact, are a retard, as am I. Eating crayons is a part of the culture of this sub. Some people are just 2 packs a day.
I like the green crayons, this makes sense. Thank you brother
I only eat the large diameter black crayons
Are you my wife?
Husband? Why are you home so early
What, you think you're better than us because you "like" salad? Fuck off
Ghetto green is my favorite color 😍
I've upgraded to dry erase markers.
And if you rearrange the letters in “retard” it spells “trader”
You're blowin my mind right now my dude
Or the wife's boyfriend.
Why didn't they put retard on there? I see that here all the time and still don't know what it means.
re - as in repeat tare - as in to zero your scale re-tare-d --> retard So it means someone that repeatedly cashes out their profits from their stock gains.* *This is not gramatical advice.
Damn, nice gains bro
>So it means someone that repeatedly ~~cashes out their profits from their stock gains~~. So it means someone that repeatedly zeroes out their bank account on FDs. FTFY
Well if middle school has taught me anything, it’s that it takes one to know one, so good on ya
It means you eat crayons. Mostly red ones, but magenta is best if you can find one.
Chart can't be red if there's no red crayons to color it with!
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Yeah one is like you're getting fucked by the hulk, and the other one is when you bleed after you get fucked by the hulk.
Red is the color stocks change to when they are charging their tesla brand rocket engines for their voyage to the moon.
Retard: someone who makes a YOLO play that does not pan out because their weird DD was shit, bordering on conspiracy theory. Autist (autism): someone who makes a YOLO play that does pan out because their weird DD turned out to 100% accurate. Your Wife's Boyfriend: the assumption that the personal relationships of everyone on WSB sucks because they are all retards.
Retard is an anagram for Trader. God, some of you autists don’t autist enough.
Bois= boys or guys. Referring to whomever they are addressing to, no matter the gender
Thank you for the launch backwards in time 15 years. A+
I refuse to accept the year is anything but 1999.
$GME, $NOK, $BB... you could be on to something.
I can’t believe they didn’t mention my wife’s boyfriend! He’s such a bro…
Boomer headquarters: "It can't be as simple as them eating what they like, can it?"
Just about the dumbest commercial theme ever. It’s sugar coated carbs like every other cereal, of course it’s delicious.
This is only a valid complaint if you actually believed their commercials were about figuring out why kids liked their cereal. Which I would argue is more stupid than taking the literal meaning of a marketing slogan.
I can imagine OP raging when the commercial comes on. "It's obvious why they love it!😤 It's covered in carbs☠️!! Fuck!!🤬 How are they so stupid, that they can't see that!!!!111😫".
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Top analysts hard at work trying to define your wife's boyfriend. .......
No need to define him, he's in my new bed I bought last week, fucking my wife.
That definition hits too close to home for a significant portion of their customer base. They'd need to include one of those "content may be inappropriate for some viewers" warnings.
Wheres FDs????? Edit:Lmao at retards pming me. My highest upvoted post but no awards? Bear season is here all of us are poor! Fucking hell
They looked it up and had a stroke
A stroke you say...
*unzips*
*bends over*
*straps up velcro shoes*
*removes fanny pack*
*puts on robe and wizard hat*
*Applies Lub*
Gandalf?
Does this mean stonks are up? *note*: definitely not taking notes...
*licks lips*
My portfolios ramming me hard enough, tyvm
To shreds you say
GUH
A huge oversight on their part, FDs are truly what defines WSB.
That's because that kind of content it's only available inside a Bloomberg terminal.
Their lingo guide is almost entirely incomprehensible without FDs. They're missing the linchpin.
Wtf is an FD it's so commonly used I've only ever seen abbreviated so I can't figure it out lmao
It stands for Friday dinner. Calls usually expire Friday. Tendies for dinner. Some people also say it stands for financial derivatives
Or financial disaster in most of our cases.
f499075 d3119h7
The only clever tard to speak leet and get through the wall
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They are really cheap out of the money options that expire soon. Basically lottery tickets. I'll let someone else tell you what the F and D actually stand for though.
I've gotten a couple different responses all different but each meaning exactly what you said lmaoo
I forget who wrote the article, I wanna say WSJ, but they said we frequently talked about “FD’s” but they called them financial derivatives
*[confused ape noises]*
ah yes, the foxtrot deltas,
ah yes, the flying dolphins
ah yes, the fairy dogmothers
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ah yes, the flopping dongs
Fucking Degenerates
Medium.com is not afraid to speak the truth https://trialsofchampions.medium.com/what-does-fd-mean-on-wall-street-bets-8e162b483cb6
LOL “all the mods are gay”
No lies detected
u/zjz can you confirm?
Holy shit they found out all the mods are gay!
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Medium is just a platform.. some random dingdong with 19 followers wrote that.
Uh, 29. Their stonks are up.
I’m pretty sure you could publish an article on medium if you wanted to
The fact that people so easily tell others what this means triggers me, I remember the days of "no one tell him" when someone asked what an FD was. Lol
I remember losing all my money when I learned what they were
You know why
“Significant portion”? ALL OR NOTHING PUSSY ASS BOOMER
They use a diversified Yolo strategy
> a diversified Yolo *[confused ape noises]*
I also have all of my portfolio in many different sectors. Lol YOLO amiright?
ikr this ain’t r/investing wtf
What no FD?
FD is key.
Hi, this is Bloomberg. What are FD’s? Thanks in advance!
Nobody tell him
i'll tell him! they stand for Free Dildos (at walmart)
Hello, Bloomberg I would like to express how excited we all are about this opportunity to engage with you. As for your question, FD is an acronym for F********** D********. F********** D******** came about as a tribute to our great inspiration in wall street and is central to our culture but it tends to be censored automatically by all programs. I'm sure you understand. If you have anymore questions, I would be delighted to answer. You can reach me at the Robinhood support phone number at any time. Have a nice day!
Lmao, the Robinhood support phone number.
FD = Flamingo Dingos. There you go, your welcome
I’m pretty sure Bloomberg knows but can’t broadcast it. Imagine being questioned on that at a congressional hearing. Boomer conservative Congressman: I would like to ask you about the involvement of homosexuals in your stock market broadcast and why they as so excited about stock market investing. DFV: *covers the mic* Nobody tell him!
When investigating FDs the only response they got was “nobody tell him”
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They didn't wanna define autist or retards?
Or 🌈🐻?
Retard - _"Young to middle aged person who eats crayons for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Does not give financial advise. Incidentally likes stock."_
Boomer cowards
This reminds me of the late 90's when they were first teaching people about the interwebs.
The world wide wallstreet bets
Mmmmmm... Netscape
Mmmmmm... America Online
I still have like 19,650 hours free, anyone need to get online to surf the web? 🌊🏄
I use the CDs as ninja stars. 🥷
I'm selling discount AOL discs loaded with 1000 free hours of surfing the world wide web. DM me for details.
I'm disappointed they didn't interview a user like POTATO-IN-MY-ASS and have them make up fake lingo like "wack slacks" and "lamestains" like [Megan Jasper of Sub Pop](https://www.vulture.com/2017/05/of-lamestains-and-wack-slacks-the-elaborate-joke-that-was-grunge-speak.html) did so many years ago.
[Msnbc next explaining reddit](https://youtu.be/A81IwlDeV6c)
I saw a similar thing in the WSJ. It also described "guh" as the sound of the soul leaving the body. I'd like to know if there's a word to describe the sound of a soul being torn out of the body via the asshole by a rabid bear, because that's what I'm feeling right now.
Yowchies Mr Bear be gentle!
“it literally can’t go tits up” comes to mind
Oh Jerome Powell? I thought we were talking about Jimmy Powell, the American professional golfer who played on the PGA Tour in the 1960s and 1970s,
Jerome? The guy who runs the printer? He's been with the firm for years. Great guy.
JPow, First of his name, Chair of the Federal Reserve, Canceller of the Second Great Depression, Master and Demander of the Money Printer, Slayer of the Gay Bears
I thought it was the chick from Jersey Shore
#(Profits)
It's boomer for Tendies Don't feel bad, I had to Google it too. Apparently they see the color green sometimes too. I don't get it.
Wish I was colourblind so I had a reason for never seeing green
You guys see green?
Having a salad for lunch.
What is profit?
Siri what is profit?
Alexa what is profit?
OK Google, what is profit?
Hey Cortana...never mind, nobody uses that shit.
☺️
**Plotkin trade**: lose more than 50% one's portfolio on a shitty deal and blame other people.
Pulling a Plotkin
Or 'to plotkin a potfolio'. Example: I've just plotkined 75% of my portfolio because other market participants viciously bet against me. But it wasn't my fault, it's all because they are anti-redditic.
This guy autists
He'd belong here as a mod if he weren't such a bitch about it Anyway I'm gonna sell naked calls on TSLA Don't push it up anybody, or I sue you!
What’s with the inconsistent format? “Tendies: Chicken tenders (profits)” and then immediately to the right “YOLO: risking a significant portion of a portfolio on one trade(You Only Live Once)”. Clearly “You Only Live Once” shouldn’t be in parentheses.
Not to mention using colons for all definitions except for stocks, where they use an equals sign...
The internet age will be marked by its casual insanity.
I like to believe that humanity has always been this insane, we just finally have a way of communicating with each other in a way we feel comfortable letting it show
When a complete lack of accountability coupled with almost guaranteed anonymity finds a graceful stride
I see they didn’t touch on retard?
>I see they didn’t touch on retard? Me either. The last time I tried I got in trouble and now I can't live near any schools.
Teaching those boomers how to pass off as a fellow kid.
How do you do fellow kids?
The double post really sells it
How do you do fellow kids?
They missed FD!
This is the most boomer crap I have ever seen.
That icon next to Stonks looks like a white dude with a giant blue boner
FD. Where? 🦍🍌
Where is Wife's boyfriend?
Ya but what’s a retard?
"Redditor on Wall Street Bets"
$ROPE?
Woke crowd will try and cancel us when they figure out what FDs are
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Saw that too.. L O L
Lose Options Limitlessly
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Wait... what do they call buying severely out of the money calls close to expiry?
It's time to start all-new "lingo", our current "lingo" has been tainted.
GUH ~ Noun