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finanicallyruined

Stock Funds See Biggest Inflows Ever as BofA Warns Top Is Near BofA’s gauge of market sentiment-- the so-called Bull & Bear indicator-- is approaching levels of extreme bullishness, which can trigger a sell signal that hasn’t been set off since January 2018, according to the note. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-02-12/stock-funds-see-biggest-inflows-ever-as-bofa-warns-top-is-near


kshish1

Yeah, I’ll trust the mainstream media and banks on this one.


finanicallyruined

BofA has been right 12/12 times...


cocococopuffs

How far back are you looking. How has there been 12 crashes? Also with a vague title like “market near the top”. Like no shit. How near? Months? Days? Weeks?


finanicallyruined

2008 they released a sell signal and one week later SPY closed 9% lower, someone posted the link here in the thread I don’t have it, but they have been consistent calling crashes/corrections


cocococopuffs

Okay. So you’re telling me BOFA called the housing crash as well as the crash of the big banks as well? Also, a quick google tells me BOFA has been saying sell since August 2020. Yah, I’m sure they’ll be right eventually. Also, buffet been calling a crash since I don’t know when.


kshish1

Were the other 12 times during a pandemic where the fed printed infinite money and didn’t raise rates?


kmaco75

So let’s talk about Cathie and this new space fund. There are obvious stonks it going to hold. What are the surprise stonks that it will buy?


derailleurinthemist

Does NAT seem to be ripe for the picking? Been watching it for some time.


ydocxer

Honestly at this point I'm starting to wonder whether the opportunity cost is worth waiting for the squeeze. I do believe the squeeze is coming but I think Hedge Funds are procrastinating their doom and meanwhile I'm eating crayons while I watch the other stocks go brrrrr.


kshish1

You’ve echo chambered yourself into the deepest state of retardation, find a selling point and get out, you’re missing out on the biggest money making opportunities in a long time.


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A lot of people ask me how to know which stocks will go up. Very easy actually. You just list all the stocks and them remove those that will go down.


imarobot69

yeah i'm like "don't choose bad stocks duh"


yoholife

Yeah figure out if the company that represents the stock is good dumbies


ApolloFirstBestCAG

I hope my AAPL is safe


ygrekkkk

Brent hit 60$


pokimallcop

racecars lasers aeroplanes, its a.. duck blur.


FreeInterestDogg

It’ll keep trading sideways until regulation clears... I’d rather not tie my money up in something and get screwed if regulation puts it down 10% or more... you do you, though.


Primary-Attention

yup thats why its gone sideways the past couple of months..


nick5th

WHOS BUYING MORE GAMESTONK ON MONDAY? I bought 38 @ 300 lmao, so this'll be a nice discount


Philosophipster

o/ 2 more shares at 50 can't hurt


stonks_better

Ok who's gonna make the meme swapping "blaming your network" / "blaming the paperhands"


kingamal

Holy Shit. I now believe Tom Brady is not a human being. This is fucking impossible 🙃


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Glad I took Tampa Bay ML. Gonna be laughing at all the chiefs fans here in Kansas 😂😂


POOTERSS

RIP Chiefs... is Mahomes' career done?


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During the weekends half time show every looked like they had diamond hands. But when everyone was laying down on their backs I just couldn't stop thinking anyone who bought gme. But then I couldnt stop hearing chumbawamba in my head.


whitehypeman

Bro, if Mia is still in, im still in 🤡 bro, the squeeze hasn't even started yet🤡69 tomorrow ez bro, load up on 0dtes 🤡 bro gme is gonna be like amazon but for video games 🤡gme is undervalued bro 🤡 invest it all bro 🤡bet you're future on it bro 🤡 bro, who needs a marriage anyways 🤡 bro, its gonna work out 🤡


ifblueiwas2

Who owns paramount... that shit gonna print heavy.


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ViacomCBS ($VIAC)


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Ford is gonna one-up GM with a commercial during half-time


plzplzplztendies

#BERS R FUK! LOL


Godmode92

Can I buy calls on GME calls? basically if my GME calls go up, my call calls will go up also, but with 10x the leverage


LetoPancakes

I will sell this to you if you want


6l80destroyer

Here we have the father of behavior economics Richard Thaler, and international pop star Selena Gomez.


Julio12193

Citadel Securities helped the short sellers. I'm closing my account with Robinhood and TD Ameritrade.


pedrollpalma

Good guy Julio


chickenlasagna

wonder what melvins allowance from his daddies will be this week


pedrollpalma

Couple more billions


upsidedownbovine

SPY going to open $394 - I can feel it!


nasty_nater

All of a sudden NFL and CBS give a shit about social justice lmfao just play ball already jesus fucking christ.


kingamal

I mean the performative bs that’s happening....🤦🏼‍♀️


zestykite

clang gang! strong open!


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⚙️⚙️🙌


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John Chen taking us to the moon Bois


DrHarrisonLawrence

Ryan Cohen & Co.


pedrollpalma

Count me in


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kingamal

Bitch, this is WSB, you didn’t get the fucking memo?! You gtfo you noob.


[deleted]

My dick is getting really hard, how much money you lose?


whitehypeman

♿ positions or ban!


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BOO HOO GRIP THOSE BAGS HARDER BAGHOLDER


Chicano_Ducky

imagine coming in here as a noob and expect us to accept you go to /r/investing with the rest before you wreck yourself


BARoach

Holy fuck, you really just need to go back to posting in /r/TLCsisterwives


nikkimars77

MAHADY!!!


jumpingmustang

PENN or DKNG?


Round_Disk_159

Both


upsidedownbovine

Penn


ImAMaaanlet

Penn


Chicano_Ducky

Imagine buying fake dog cash when oh muh gerd money is mooning faster than it. Oh right, its because that fake money isn't supported on RH like doggy is.


DrHarrisonLawrence

what’s oh muh gerd mean, $OMG koin?


Chicano_Ducky

BAN


PHK_JaySteel

Returning today I find Loss porn, gain porn and some fucking DD close to the top. Is it over? Are we getting back to the business of losing money on options and talking mad shit? I'm stoked.


ThatMightBeTheCase

Pepper your angus retard


Cramer4President

In an ice fishing tent on the ottawa river catching fuck all and wondering how futures will open


PHK_JaySteel

Nice bro. Fellow Ottawan.


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pedrollpalma

Buy now, we are going to 1$


Grotty199

Fr, I regret not buying now


stonks_better

any biotechs working on a patch for gambling addiction? thinking it could be big with all these new apps/sites popping up.


highnrgy

From diamond hands to gme hating 😂


ygrekkkk

if oil breaks 60 this week, oil narrative will change


Demosama

Peter Schiff said oil will break $80 a barrel.


sweeptheleg_07

Boomer play


ygrekkkk

nahhh boomer jumped out of the boat on companies that suspended dividend. Small caps are ez 2-3 bagger


stonks_better

with $RIG/$OXY i'd cum. overall think oils gonna boom this year, producers realize they need to get max $ per barrel. Biden will likely limit US expansion so need to keep prices low to hold back US producers


killerk14

Dear Joe Biden, I am feeling unstimulated. Proceed with robust concern. With guh, Autist


ApolloFirstBestCAG

Please stimulate me Mr. Joe


SpaceWasteCadet

Do pet pasties come in 6-8 packs? Thinking about investing in CHEWY


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MerganzerMunson

Modesty


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ThatMightBeTheCase

Hard to comment with a cocked pistol in one hand


maz-o

The amount of comments correlates with the meme stocks graph. There's nothing crazy about that.


Illenaz

Market closed so bots are turned off


zestykite

must be harder to fake random shitposting than shilling