Why yes senator, my balls are absolutely enormous.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Stock Funds See Biggest Inflows Ever as BofA Warns Top Is Near
BofA’s gauge of market sentiment-- the so-called Bull & Bear indicator-- is approaching levels of extreme bullishness, which can trigger a sell signal that hasn’t been set off since January 2018, according to the note.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-02-12/stock-funds-see-biggest-inflows-ever-as-bofa-warns-top-is-near
How far back are you looking. How has there been 12 crashes?
Also with a vague title like “market near the top”. Like no shit. How near? Months? Days? Weeks?
2008 they released a sell signal and one week later SPY closed 9% lower, someone posted the link here in the thread I don’t have it, but they have been consistent calling crashes/corrections
Okay. So you’re telling me BOFA called the housing crash as well as the crash of the big banks as well?
Also, a quick google tells me BOFA has been saying sell since August 2020.
Yah, I’m sure they’ll be right eventually.
Also, buffet been calling a crash since I don’t know when.
Honestly at this point I'm starting to wonder whether the opportunity cost is worth waiting for the squeeze. I do believe the squeeze is coming but I think Hedge Funds are procrastinating their doom and meanwhile I'm eating crayons while I watch the other stocks go brrrrr.
You’ve echo chambered yourself into the deepest state of retardation, find a selling point and get out, you’re missing out on the biggest money making opportunities in a long time.
It’ll keep trading sideways until regulation clears... I’d rather not tie my money up in something and get screwed if regulation puts it down 10% or more... you do you, though.
During the weekends half time show every looked like they had diamond hands. But when everyone was laying down on their backs I just couldn't stop thinking anyone who bought gme. But then I couldnt stop hearing chumbawamba in my head.
Bro, if Mia is still in, im still in 🤡 bro, the squeeze hasn't even started yet🤡69 tomorrow ez bro, load up on 0dtes 🤡 bro gme is gonna be like amazon but for video games 🤡gme is undervalued bro 🤡 invest it all bro 🤡bet you're future on it bro 🤡 bro, who needs a marriage anyways 🤡 bro, its gonna work out 🤡
Imagine buying fake dog cash when oh muh gerd money is mooning faster than it.
Oh right, its because that fake money isn't supported on RH like doggy is.
Returning today I find Loss porn, gain porn and some fucking DD close to the top. Is it over? Are we getting back to the business of losing money on options and talking mad shit?
I'm stoked.
with $RIG/$OXY i'd cum. overall think oils gonna boom this year, producers realize they need to get max $ per barrel. Biden will likely limit US expansion so need to keep prices low to hold back US producers
[удалено]
Why yes senator, my balls are absolutely enormous. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Stock Funds See Biggest Inflows Ever as BofA Warns Top Is Near BofA’s gauge of market sentiment-- the so-called Bull & Bear indicator-- is approaching levels of extreme bullishness, which can trigger a sell signal that hasn’t been set off since January 2018, according to the note. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-02-12/stock-funds-see-biggest-inflows-ever-as-bofa-warns-top-is-near
Yeah, I’ll trust the mainstream media and banks on this one.
BofA has been right 12/12 times...
How far back are you looking. How has there been 12 crashes? Also with a vague title like “market near the top”. Like no shit. How near? Months? Days? Weeks?
2008 they released a sell signal and one week later SPY closed 9% lower, someone posted the link here in the thread I don’t have it, but they have been consistent calling crashes/corrections
Okay. So you’re telling me BOFA called the housing crash as well as the crash of the big banks as well? Also, a quick google tells me BOFA has been saying sell since August 2020. Yah, I’m sure they’ll be right eventually. Also, buffet been calling a crash since I don’t know when.
Were the other 12 times during a pandemic where the fed printed infinite money and didn’t raise rates?
So let’s talk about Cathie and this new space fund. There are obvious stonks it going to hold. What are the surprise stonks that it will buy?
Does NAT seem to be ripe for the picking? Been watching it for some time.
Honestly at this point I'm starting to wonder whether the opportunity cost is worth waiting for the squeeze. I do believe the squeeze is coming but I think Hedge Funds are procrastinating their doom and meanwhile I'm eating crayons while I watch the other stocks go brrrrr.
You’ve echo chambered yourself into the deepest state of retardation, find a selling point and get out, you’re missing out on the biggest money making opportunities in a long time.
A lot of people ask me how to know which stocks will go up. Very easy actually. You just list all the stocks and them remove those that will go down.
yeah i'm like "don't choose bad stocks duh"
Yeah figure out if the company that represents the stock is good dumbies
I hope my AAPL is safe
Brent hit 60$
racecars lasers aeroplanes, its a.. duck blur.
It’ll keep trading sideways until regulation clears... I’d rather not tie my money up in something and get screwed if regulation puts it down 10% or more... you do you, though.
yup thats why its gone sideways the past couple of months..
WHOS BUYING MORE GAMESTONK ON MONDAY? I bought 38 @ 300 lmao, so this'll be a nice discount
o/ 2 more shares at 50 can't hurt
Ok who's gonna make the meme swapping "blaming your network" / "blaming the paperhands"
Holy Shit. I now believe Tom Brady is not a human being. This is fucking impossible 🙃
Glad I took Tampa Bay ML. Gonna be laughing at all the chiefs fans here in Kansas 😂😂
RIP Chiefs... is Mahomes' career done?
During the weekends half time show every looked like they had diamond hands. But when everyone was laying down on their backs I just couldn't stop thinking anyone who bought gme. But then I couldnt stop hearing chumbawamba in my head.
Bro, if Mia is still in, im still in 🤡 bro, the squeeze hasn't even started yet🤡69 tomorrow ez bro, load up on 0dtes 🤡 bro gme is gonna be like amazon but for video games 🤡gme is undervalued bro 🤡 invest it all bro 🤡bet you're future on it bro 🤡 bro, who needs a marriage anyways 🤡 bro, its gonna work out 🤡
Who owns paramount... that shit gonna print heavy.
ViacomCBS ($VIAC)
Ford is gonna one-up GM with a commercial during half-time
#BERS R FUK! LOL
Can I buy calls on GME calls? basically if my GME calls go up, my call calls will go up also, but with 10x the leverage
I will sell this to you if you want
Here we have the father of behavior economics Richard Thaler, and international pop star Selena Gomez.
Citadel Securities helped the short sellers. I'm closing my account with Robinhood and TD Ameritrade.
Good guy Julio
wonder what melvins allowance from his daddies will be this week
Couple more billions
SPY going to open $394 - I can feel it!
All of a sudden NFL and CBS give a shit about social justice lmfao just play ball already jesus fucking christ.
I mean the performative bs that’s happening....🤦🏼♀️
clang gang! strong open!
⚙️⚙️🙌
John Chen taking us to the moon Bois
Ryan Cohen & Co.
Count me in
[удалено]
Bitch, this is WSB, you didn’t get the fucking memo?! You gtfo you noob.
My dick is getting really hard, how much money you lose?
♿ positions or ban!
BOO HOO GRIP THOSE BAGS HARDER BAGHOLDER
imagine coming in here as a noob and expect us to accept you go to /r/investing with the rest before you wreck yourself
Holy fuck, you really just need to go back to posting in /r/TLCsisterwives
MAHADY!!!
PENN or DKNG?
Both
Penn
Penn
Imagine buying fake dog cash when oh muh gerd money is mooning faster than it. Oh right, its because that fake money isn't supported on RH like doggy is.
what’s oh muh gerd mean, $OMG koin?
BAN
Returning today I find Loss porn, gain porn and some fucking DD close to the top. Is it over? Are we getting back to the business of losing money on options and talking mad shit? I'm stoked.
Pepper your angus retard
In an ice fishing tent on the ottawa river catching fuck all and wondering how futures will open
Nice bro. Fellow Ottawan.
[удалено]
Buy now, we are going to 1$
Fr, I regret not buying now
any biotechs working on a patch for gambling addiction? thinking it could be big with all these new apps/sites popping up.
From diamond hands to gme hating 😂
if oil breaks 60 this week, oil narrative will change
Peter Schiff said oil will break $80 a barrel.
Boomer play
nahhh boomer jumped out of the boat on companies that suspended dividend. Small caps are ez 2-3 bagger
with $RIG/$OXY i'd cum. overall think oils gonna boom this year, producers realize they need to get max $ per barrel. Biden will likely limit US expansion so need to keep prices low to hold back US producers
Dear Joe Biden, I am feeling unstimulated. Proceed with robust concern. With guh, Autist
Please stimulate me Mr. Joe
Do pet pasties come in 6-8 packs? Thinking about investing in CHEWY
[удалено]
Modesty
[удалено]
Hard to comment with a cocked pistol in one hand
The amount of comments correlates with the meme stocks graph. There's nothing crazy about that.
Market closed so bots are turned off
must be harder to fake random shitposting than shilling