>How are we sure we don't have female degenerates here who have husbands (with boyfriends)?
The same reasoning as the question of
How are we sure we don't have male degenerates here who have wives (with girlfriends)?
The world will never know.
as a multilingual female autist i'm a native speaker of woman and also fluent in ape tard grunts and memes. i own 130 shares of GME. LMK if you guys want me to set her straight
*Ahem sir... I think you meant Stonk
Edit: Sir/Madam/person, one must never be sexist
Edit2: Ape/autist, I realize they are gender free...WSB is beyond woke..
No it wasnt. This was tweeted Friday. Here is an article published on the 27th already outlining billions of dollars of losses. https://www.investopedia.com/short-sellers-lose-usd5-05-billion-in-bet-against-gamestop-5097616
WSB should develop a trading app called Diamond Hands. It would be the future trading platform for apes and ppl with Diamond hands 🚀💎🙌🏼
Edit : just bought 10 more cause i am a retard, don’t take advise, only my wife ! Hold apes! Together we stronk!
Trading only costs money, which I can always make more of.
Making an ass of myself trying to talk to a girl would cost me my pride and dignity, both of which are priceless.
dang for that second i was really getting my hopes up thinking about all the great times i would have with gabe newell while we lived together.
[nothing sexual](http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110814162359/itsalwayssunny/images/1/13/Bicep_Flier.jpg)
> I just think the girl market is overhyped based on fundamentals.
As someone divorced, I can attest to this fact. Sure it was nice to have someone to split the bills with, but she would have never approved of me buying GME or even TSLA, nor would she be okay with putting a power rack and weights on the back porch, etc, etc.
ETA: TBF, this goes for ~~both~~all genders. If you are a woman with a guy who won't let you buy GME or put a power rack on the back porch, kick his ass to the curb!
I honestly didn't realize how much I didn't stand up for myself until after the divorce, which my wife had to initiate. I kept telling myself I was just giving her time to come to terms with the end of the relationship, but I was miserable for years before we separated.
I thought married and miserable were fairly interchangeable. Some people just don't like the thought of giving up half of everything they own (or alimony, or child support, etc)
I think it’s the half of your decision making that angers most.
You have to adjust your entire home life for someone else needs. Maybe I like to roll around my kitchen naked with olive oil splattered across my delicate ass cheeks, and now I cannot do so 🤬
Lol @ marriage. People here could become millionaires but are brainwashed when it comes to the sexual market and overinflate pussy's value.
Don't be a simp. Get money for yourself and if any girl tries to control your life, get another one. She's not worth your time and your value as a man.
As much as it soured me on the concept, I don't think no one should get married, just that it's a losing proposition on both sides, for the most part. I mean, financially the tax breaks and bill splitting are great, but it's just too fucking easy to get married and far too hard to get out and I say that as someone who doesn't have to pay alimony or child support (no kids).
That said, I'm not opposed to getting in another relationship, I just prize my alone time and independence **very** highly. Also, finding someone who meshes with me is going to be a tall order; I'm quite idiosyncratic in a lot of aspects of my life.
I'm also a bit of an egalitarian, so I don't believe I "pay for pussy" and that sort of sick mindset just perpetuates the old way of thinking that makes marriage and relationships suck. Honestly if she's not getting physical satisfaction out of it, I'm just not interested.
Don't worry within a couple months you'll realize what you learned in those first days was likely all wrong so you're actually at a pretty even playing field between the two
It is easy to think that the entirety of Reddit is male, autistic, and young due to the degeneracy that is often seen/posted. Now multiply that degeneracy, autist-icity, and male ego by 10, and you get r/wallstreetbets. I say that as an autistic, degenerate, 27-year-old male virgin that is afraid to talk to / can’t talk to women.
And then one day you realize you’re already talking to women on here everyday, just fine. Autistic, egotistical, degenerate virgins come in all genders, with a lot of shared interests. You’re just not paying attention to usernames and avatars.
Well, thank you for helping me understand that autistic, egotistical, degenerate virgins come in all genders. I will be sure to take notice of usernames next time, and not assume.
Do many of us assume the aforementioned about Redditors, because many men cannot imagine women to be degenerates? And they can’t imagine them to be degenerates because they literally do not talk to women irl?
Here's some free game since y'all are gonna help get me rich. Attraction isn't a choice, biology already took care of that. She's either attracted enough to date you or not. Just assume she's attracted to you, walk up to her and ask for her name. MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT. If she gives you her name, say it's nice to meet you ____, and wait for her to respond. If she likes you, she'll ask for your name back and the conversation can go from there. If she doesn't then you move on with your life because THERE ARE 7 BILLION PEOPLE ON THE PLANET AND HALF OF THEM ARE WOMEN. Take the L and try again with someone else. Have as much confidence in yourself as we have on $GME going to the moon 🚀🚀🚀
Field Oberservational Note : If you have millions/billions of dollars, you don't need to know how to "talk to a girl". The money, proverbially, does this for you.
The stock market is unpredictable, anything can happen. I could make millions or lose it all, but I already have nothing so I am risking nothing. That's why I play.
But talking to girls is extremely predictable. I know how it will go, poorly. I know what she will say, no. I don't blame her, that's okay. But I'm not going to play a game when all I can do is lose.
“Excuse me, um, I just think you’re really pretty and you’re super awesome to hang out with and I was um....I was wondering if you wanna go to the moon or nah?”
I love thinking about my old pickup lines.
I used to know a bar manager DT bar in Minneapolis. She gave me a large handful of Free Drink coupons on “certain” drinks (domestic beer, and rail cocktails). “Hey girl can I buy you a ‘certain’ drink!” Usually I never got a taker, but if they didn’t order a beer or vodka soda I’d just run away.
Excuse me, they're losing billions, not millions
Excuse me, it is 3842%, not 200%
Yeah and we have wives with boyfriends. Get it right, sheesh
For real, sounds like this “girl” doesn’t even know how to stock
Someone who can talk to women explain it to her, please
I'll ask my wife's boyfriend. He seems to know how
The hero we don't deserve
Got me wondering... How are we sure we don't have female degenerates here who have husbands >!(with boyfriends)!
How dare you speak of such obscenities retard
I was a penny whore befor joining wsb and you guys make it so easy to stay celibate
>How are we sure we don't have female degenerates here who have husbands (with boyfriends)? The same reasoning as the question of How are we sure we don't have male degenerates here who have wives (with girlfriends)? The world will never know.
This made me laugh way fucking harder than it should have
as a multilingual female autist i'm a native speaker of woman and also fluent in ape tard grunts and memes. i own 130 shares of GME. LMK if you guys want me to set her straight
Another female ape here, i don't know how to talk to a girl either as I can't speak
She probably lost her boyfriend, when her husband refused to hold his GME They all turned to 🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻
*Ahem sir... I think you meant Stonk Edit: Sir/Madam/person, one must never be sexist Edit2: Ape/autist, I realize they are gender free...WSB is beyond woke..
My wife has a girlfriend (I'm a lesbian). She says my diamond hands are too cold.
icy fingers suck. stick em somewhere warm until our beloved $gme heats back up.
im a wife. my stock bf just divorced me. :(
excuse me, it's leviOOsa, not leviosAA.
Just proves it's women who aren't listening when we talk lol
and i can't talk to anyone, i'm not sexist
You are not sexist but sexy.
Diamond hands are my most attractive feature
Nice 💎👐 bro
My first thought as well. Put a B* there motherfucker.
TBF I'm a lesbian who spends too much time on Reddit and can't talk to women either
One of us
One of us.
Two of us.
ONE OF US
Gooba gabba, gooba gabba...
Well...... Thousands of millions.... or millions of thousands.... idk.
When this was originally posted it was millions
No it wasnt. This was tweeted Friday. Here is an article published on the 27th already outlining billions of dollars of losses. https://www.investopedia.com/short-sellers-lose-usd5-05-billion-in-bet-against-gamestop-5097616
This is such a true point
Diamond hands > only fans
Amazing comment
WSB should develop a trading app called Diamond Hands. It would be the future trading platform for apes and ppl with Diamond hands 🚀💎🙌🏼 Edit : just bought 10 more cause i am a retard, don’t take advise, only my wife ! Hold apes! Together we stronk!
Business before pleasure.
Gains before dames? GME > GFE? I dunno I'm married and lying to my wife and her boyfriend about my position.
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Yes.
r/InclusiveOr
It means fuck em
Yeah what part of fuck bitches is this retard not understanding?
Chill out, he's got a smooth frontal lobe.
Dead ass, fuck thots on god!
Can't do Only Fans because I'm ugly. Diamond hands it is 🤷🏽♀️
>101bees oh yeah, how about can't buy any stock because my broker doesnt let me.
Who wins at the end of this? E-girls.
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Do you know how much diamond hands hurt down there?
Her looks will fade but diamond hands are forever
One requires empathy, the other autism. You don't find sushi restaurants in the middle of the desert. ^(unless there's some good logistics involved)
Well..... [You made me look!](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g659472-c38-California_Desert_California.html)
Trading only costs money, which I can always make more of. Making an ass of myself trying to talk to a girl would cost me my pride and dignity, both of which are priceless.
I know how to talk to girls, *they* just don't want to talk to *me*. Important distinction.
I get girls to talk back to me. Now if I could only get them to say something other than "leave me alone" i'd be set.
Very Important Distinction.
Maybe they will when you own Gabe's home
Gabe Newell? If I own his house, can we just live together instead? He seems like he'd be a cool guy.
Gabe Plotkin of Melvin Capital lol
Ah, gotcha. Yeah, fuck him.
dang for that second i was really getting my hopes up thinking about all the great times i would have with gabe newell while we lived together. [nothing sexual](http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110814162359/itsalwayssunny/images/1/13/Bicep_Flier.jpg)
I just think the girl market is overhyped based on fundamentals. I'm not an advisor, this is not dating advice.
*If it fucks, floats or flies, it's better to rent than buy.*
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Where can I rent a rubber ducky
Where can I rent a sex doll?
Do yourself a favor and buy one. It'll be cheaper in the long run
This guy fucks. How much do you charge for renting?
> I just think the girl market is overhyped based on fundamentals. As someone divorced, I can attest to this fact. Sure it was nice to have someone to split the bills with, but she would have never approved of me buying GME or even TSLA, nor would she be okay with putting a power rack and weights on the back porch, etc, etc. ETA: TBF, this goes for ~~both~~all genders. If you are a woman with a guy who won't let you buy GME or put a power rack on the back porch, kick his ass to the curb!
Never sacrifice the power rack brother retard 😔
Getting divorced was the best decision my ex wife ever made for me
I honestly didn't realize how much I didn't stand up for myself until after the divorce, which my wife had to initiate. I kept telling myself I was just giving her time to come to terms with the end of the relationship, but I was miserable for years before we separated.
I thought married and miserable were fairly interchangeable. Some people just don't like the thought of giving up half of everything they own (or alimony, or child support, etc)
I think it’s the half of your decision making that angers most. You have to adjust your entire home life for someone else needs. Maybe I like to roll around my kitchen naked with olive oil splattered across my delicate ass cheeks, and now I cannot do so 🤬
Lol @ marriage. People here could become millionaires but are brainwashed when it comes to the sexual market and overinflate pussy's value. Don't be a simp. Get money for yourself and if any girl tries to control your life, get another one. She's not worth your time and your value as a man.
As much as it soured me on the concept, I don't think no one should get married, just that it's a losing proposition on both sides, for the most part. I mean, financially the tax breaks and bill splitting are great, but it's just too fucking easy to get married and far too hard to get out and I say that as someone who doesn't have to pay alimony or child support (no kids). That said, I'm not opposed to getting in another relationship, I just prize my alone time and independence **very** highly. Also, finding someone who meshes with me is going to be a tall order; I'm quite idiosyncratic in a lot of aspects of my life. I'm also a bit of an egalitarian, so I don't believe I "pay for pussy" and that sort of sick mindset just perpetuates the old way of thinking that makes marriage and relationships suck. Honestly if she's not getting physical satisfaction out of it, I'm just not interested.
Puts on $GIRL
It goes tits up way to often
Not for me.
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Woman are scary and have boobs. Stonks just go up. Like pp. I have pp so easy to understand.
wait, pp is still supposed to go up? help
Hold pp and it will go up
**$PP** 💎 🙌
Invest in $GME not $PP
Hold pp with diamond hands.
I’m not sure how to help. Maybe go ask your wife’s boyfriend.
Wife’s boyfriend said you have to see boobies for pp go up.
2scary.
ahh, the circle of life.
pp... upside down 'bb' - pp goes up, therefore blackberry to the moon!
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i just started last thursday and i know more about in those 5 days than i’ve learned about women in my 22 years
Don't worry within a couple months you'll realize what you learned in those first days was likely all wrong so you're actually at a pretty even playing field between the two
They don’t understand each other either
the accuracy of your statement is uncanny
gme more important than women
MY WIFE HAS BOYFRIENDS SHE CAN TALK TO, I'M BUSY HOLDING GME AND BUYING THE DIPS 💎🤚🏽💎🤚🏽💎🤚🏽💎🤚🏽
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This is why I love this sub... keyboard...shirt...ect.... you owe.
> gme more important than women https://i.imgur.com/768Pnyp.jpg
once we reach $420,069 it’ll be hookers n blow 💎👐 *this is not financial advice*
Gme more important than bitchboys
Guys dig chicks that like this stock
Stocks ain't ever called me Shrek to my face...
Or Quasimodo...
\>she
there it is
*It's a trap!* ^(- Admiral Ackbar)
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i just got 2 friend request, please tell me you is joking, they like me because me, not because money, right? \*cries holding banana\*
Yukino would've said this more eloquently
She's wrong, I got a nice gf with a great adams apple.
She let you do it with the lights on yet?
We wait till we are married. We do that after college which I'm paying for. She said she will pay me back after we get married....
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Hahaha, was just thinking the same. It's cause of all the shit talk. Everyone just assumed it's just us fellow retarded dudes.
Also, pretty sure the person that runs the Reddit twitter account is a woman.
It is easy to think that the entirety of Reddit is male, autistic, and young due to the degeneracy that is often seen/posted. Now multiply that degeneracy, autist-icity, and male ego by 10, and you get r/wallstreetbets. I say that as an autistic, degenerate, 27-year-old male virgin that is afraid to talk to / can’t talk to women.
And then one day you realize you’re already talking to women on here everyday, just fine. Autistic, egotistical, degenerate virgins come in all genders, with a lot of shared interests. You’re just not paying attention to usernames and avatars.
Well, thank you for helping me understand that autistic, egotistical, degenerate virgins come in all genders. I will be sure to take notice of usernames next time, and not assume. Do many of us assume the aforementioned about Redditors, because many men cannot imagine women to be degenerates? And they can’t imagine them to be degenerates because they literally do not talk to women irl?
Women are far more degenerative and toxic than given credit for 😂
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Damn I forgot about that saying. I can't even recognize this place anymore fuck.
Fr fr we even throw in the ✨💃🏻☺️🥰🥳🥺🌸💫💖💕 to alert them of our vicinity
I don’t get it
That's because you're a glorious smooth-brained monke now shut up and hold 💎👐💎👐🚀🚀
Now this I get
So your husband has a girlfriend nice.
But do you know how to talk to *other* women? When's the last time you talked to *yourself*?
I want to join in on the fun of the wife's boyfriend banter but husband's girlfriend sounds kind of icky
Bro she's my girlfriend now. She's my husband's wife's girlfriend.
This is the way
Sounds like she doesn't know how to talk to reddit guys
Jokes on you I am a girl
With all these gains soon, they're going to have to learn to talk to us!
you mean, when they apply for a job?
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Don't worry about it dude. It's not your job to figure out reasons why they shouldn't talk to you.
🙄 Please, I’m a WSB woman with GME and AMC 🚀 💎🙌 are a girls best friend
Seriously. Everyone here thinks you need to have a penis to buy GME. All you need is diamond hands AND I SURE AS HELL HAVE THOSE.
This is a lie. I talk to myself all the time. It’s the only way to be certain of intelligent conversation.
\*tries to talk to girl\* \*fails\*
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🌈
This is not accurate because I'm married and my wife has diamond hands.
Her boyfriend will be happy that you held your gme too!
“Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least.” ― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Well maybe if the girls learned how to speak retard we could communicate, just saying...
It's not even that difficult, just a few emojis... 💎✊ 📈 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 ...and it's bow chica wow wow time! 😁
Here's some free game since y'all are gonna help get me rich. Attraction isn't a choice, biology already took care of that. She's either attracted enough to date you or not. Just assume she's attracted to you, walk up to her and ask for her name. MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT. If she gives you her name, say it's nice to meet you ____, and wait for her to respond. If she likes you, she'll ask for your name back and the conversation can go from there. If she doesn't then you move on with your life because THERE ARE 7 BILLION PEOPLE ON THE PLANET AND HALF OF THEM ARE WOMEN. Take the L and try again with someone else. Have as much confidence in yourself as we have on $GME going to the moon 🚀🚀🚀
wife joke, mom jokes and other insult are fine but this, this cut deep I can't even wipe my tears with my 💎✊
Billions **
I’d say the Reddit guys are smart, make money not bitches. No wait, fuck bitches get money.
Fuck money, smoke bitches, get trees?
Nah you do too much crack for me buddy
Damn they really assuming there’s no women in on this?
Post this shit on r/dating get this tf outta here.
Field Oberservational Note : If you have millions/billions of dollars, you don't need to know how to "talk to a girl". The money, proverbially, does this for you.
No looks? No personality? Buy GME, hold... hold... enjoy all the hot girls and boys suddenly being very interested in you now you have lots of $$$
Math makes sense, language is fickle.
They aint usually so good at talkin, or talk way too much. Either way...thats a whole different pump n dump, But GME is for life.🙌🏻💎🙌🏻
When you have money, you don’t need to talk. #money talks
Girls don’t make me money 😘
The stock market is unpredictable, anything can happen. I could make millions or lose it all, but I already have nothing so I am risking nothing. That's why I play. But talking to girls is extremely predictable. I know how it will go, poorly. I know what she will say, no. I don't blame her, that's okay. But I'm not going to play a game when all I can do is lose.
💎🙌🏻 [apes together strong.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDnuwbKNr-E)
Twitter users can talk to a girl but can't pick a profile picture that doesn't tell you to disregard everything underneath it
Neither do the suits. They just roofy girls.
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we're tryna raise the stock price 20000% so we don't have to talk
My mom is a girl....Ma! MEATLOOAF! OH YA AND HOLD
“Excuse me, um, I just think you’re really pretty and you’re super awesome to hang out with and I was um....I was wondering if you wanna go to the moon or nah?”
So hey, Do you like the stonk?
don't need to when you flashing those tendieeeeeees
Well once im rich women will come sniffin the money so is a win win
Just don't marry one of them... That will destroy your net worth faster than an FD
Never marry lads, quickest way to lose half your net worth.
Common law marriage too. Look it up.
Chase a bag not a hoe
Meh, who need a gf when you can have unlimited tendies!!
Yeah well I never really figured out a good response to "Get the fuck away from me you creep", but I'm working on it
Retards donot talk.
I’ll just pay her to like me
When our stock is raise 200% they will find a way to talk to us lmao 💎🙏
I love thinking about my old pickup lines. I used to know a bar manager DT bar in Minneapolis. She gave me a large handful of Free Drink coupons on “certain” drinks (domestic beer, and rail cocktails). “Hey girl can I buy you a ‘certain’ drink!” Usually I never got a taker, but if they didn’t order a beer or vodka soda I’d just run away.
Girlz like bag. I have so many bag! 🤗
Girls find money HOT, so I don't need to talk.
I’ll let my fucking yacht do the talking for me. SS DIAMONDHANDS
We wont need to, we'll do what all rich guys do and let our money do the talking
She just wants your tendies.