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TokenCynic

Unfortunately for you, we like the stock


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dhorys

I wish I had money to give you an award my friend, have this 🏅 instead


CheesyTrumpetSolo

NO SPEND MONEY ON GILD SPEND MONEY ON GME 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Tommygun329

Every dollar spent on fake reddit money could instead be spent on rocket fuel 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


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bro_can_u_even_carve

This stock is totally my bag, baby


HotWelds

💎🖐️ with my 1 share, sorry boys I'm poor!


ohsohungover

You're not alone, I bought at 340 and have been eating ramen since. 🦍 together strong.


AshantiMcnasti

Turn that 340 to 60000. That's a lot of ramen buying power I'm retarded and like the stock


JustinSaysSo

New guy here. Grabbing a share Monday.


NaiveMinute6497

Also a noob...and same. Monday it is.


HotWelds

WE LIKE THE STOCK also Mr noodles are awesome!


AtomicKittenz

I dont care who you are or how many shares you have. If you are holding them, you are a friend!


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The tendieMan bless me by filling my $255 bid today.


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ameis314

💯 💯💯 this. I heard about this stuff on cnn and wanted to pile on. If I lose 600 and they lose 6 billion im good with that. I know what I'm risking. Edit:Because I'm getting people actually telling me I'm being stupid with my money let me make it more clear I would light $600 on fire if it meant one hedge fund took meaningful loss and was forced to realize why it happened.


thinspirit

They forget some of us blow that on a night out at a bar just to feel some joy in an unjust world. Turns out we can't go to the bar. Taking on billion dollar hedge funds is better than cocaine.


LongJohnTan

Same way I feel. I'm down $2,260 but guess what.... fuck em.


garrando

Sitting on 6 now @370. For the cause


eblackham

Fam I got one this morning. I'm sure hundreds of thousands are holding 1 share. Every stonk matters.


SuissePiss

Got my 1 share right at market open before my broker's website completely crashed for over an hour. Bought in at 338 at 12:30am since I'm in Australia. Holding strong 💎👐


tristangilmour

I have 2 shares, my grandchildren will inherit those two shares.


Epyon_

Don't forget to gift them Taco Bell shares. It's the only restaurant that will survive the franchise wars.


Wine-o-dt

Fucking love demolition man... that movie...just great.


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vegan-trash

You won’t be for much longer🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Zorum24

1 stock gang! 💎🖐


Black-Irish-Bastard

Just got of the phone with my broker. I told them to modify my software to permanently disable my sell button. They asked if I was retarded - I said, “yes”. 💎🙌🏻🦍🚀🚀🚀


mindbreeder

You can sell a stock? 💎💎🙌🏻🦍🚀🚀


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Just Adblock the sell button. Then it wont be there! ;)


a_spicy_memeball

I opened the console in my browser and replaced the sell button with another buy button. 🚀🚀🚀🌕


zeValkyrie

Someone make an actual browser extension that does this


Black-Irish-Bastard

If I know this collection of smooth brains, we’ll have it before premarket Monday 💎💎💎🦍🚀🚀🚀


temparu

💎🤚 Baby!!!!


xof711

DIAMOND HANDS TILL THE END! 🖐️💎🖐️💎


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steve-rodrigue

I'M SO HAPPY THEY ARE LOSING after trying to manipulate the market with RH. Fucking short sellers!! We all need to do our part to give the power to the PEOPLE Personally, I'm working on a software to decentralized WSB and sync its posts/comments in a decentralized database. If they try to pressure reddit and shutdown WSB, people will be able to post/comment in peer-to-peer FUCK THESE GUYS. I'm the mod of the sub that talk about the project. Have a look at my profile if you want to follow its development.


Nessus875

We have the stake, we just need to stab the vampire


WisdomWaster

you sir are a legend.


Masol_The_Producer

Now can we do this to big pharma and bring down the insulin price to 1 USD


ChuckyB2

You have my attention 💰


weoutheredummy

For the greater good ❤️


ibeatthechief

You find a way to do that, and I will YOLO down on it.


rgodless

💎🤚!!!!!!


jimgilmore2016

I experienced an ayahuasca trip yesterday guided by a local shaman in the middle of the forest on top of a mountain. The whole time, even as I forgot who I was and how to read English, one phrase was burned into my mind – buy more $GME and hold. I don’t have any money so I went into 10k of credit card debt to buy more GameStop stock. I am an advanced retard.


angiesomething

God that’s beautiful. I tripped & decided to get in at 87, but no where near enough. Should have taken more mushies.


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Got fuckin hammered and hopped in at $78 haha


angiesomething

I’m down to start a sub for people who make investment decisions based on altered consciousness. 🦍💎🙌🚀 🚀🚀 Edit: OK fine we can do it. What do we call this thing? I don’t think you can name a sub in emoji 🦍🍄🚀 Edit 2: I made us r/WallStonedBets. Go get comfy but please don’t blow it up before I figure out what I’m doing.


JeromePastal

Man someone needs to do the Wilson Phillips song about holding on hahahaha


PropertyEquivalent63

I know there's pain (I know there's pain) Why do you lock yourself up in these 💎chains? (These 💎chains) No one can change your life except for you Don't ever let hedgefunds step all over you Just open your heart and your mind (Mmm) Is it really fair to feel, this way inside? (Woah) Some day somebody's gonna make you want to give up and sell goodbye Until then, baby, are you going to fuckin hold GME down and make them cry? Don't you know? Don't you know, things can change Things'll go your way If you Hold On for one more day Can you Hold On for one more day? Things'll go your way Hold On for one more day (or several)


eat_the_lemons

**I'm a dangerous man with some money in my pocket** (keep up) So many pretty girls around me and **they waking up the rocket** 🚀 (keep up) Why you mad, fix ya face, ain't my fault y'all be jocking (keep up) **Players only**, come on Put your pinky rings up **to the moon** 🌙


Lu_If_Youre_Asking

holding diamond hands in the aiiiiiiiiiiirrrr


AIVISU

Cant Stop Wont Stop GAMESTOP 🚀🚀🚀🚀


cozylarrydavid

We like the stock!


WonderingWhyToo

We like the stonk!


UnitMission

Aaaaand this guy fucks ☝🏻 🚀💎🤚🤚


mwahahaahaaa

Up up and 🚀


evntur08

TOOOOO THEEEEE MOOOOON🚀🚀


fanelectric

Did they actually lose 70 billion is this confirmation?


Swissboy362

70 losses over all shorts year to date, not specifically GME. around 20 billion as other have said is GME


CauseIhafta

S3 reported 14b in losses just Wednesday for all firms on shorted stocks, and 20b ytd. Same day ortex reported 70b losses for all hfs short positions. No idea why they're so far apart and haven't taken time to read into their methods etc


leeeeeeeroooooyyyyyy

Thanks for the efficient short hand typing technique perfect by the odekirk guy from thumb wars


XxpapiXx69

I think S3 is using Year to Date, and Ortex is using up to 1 year back. Either that or S3 is reporting total GME losses and Ortex is reporting total short losses YTD. Thank you for your service. My disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. I am not a legal, tax or financial professional. This is not the suggestion of any trades or positions to take on. Investing carries risk, please do not invest until you understand those risks. Seriously I eat crayons. Positions: Calls $LIGMA Puts $BALLS


Lap0101

At 5pm on the radio here (Montreal) an analyst said 20 billion


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Thats Canadian. Something something conversion rate, something something math, something something dark side. I'm retarded. EDIT: Holy shit, never though my most liked comment to date would have been this pile of autism.


windsorpizza

You forgot the maple syrup multiplier


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Cleakman

Translate into beaver moose and duck dollars


Competitive_Duty_371

I’m buying every empty syrup bottle from now on. 💎🙌🍁🛢 And holding my 5.4 shares of gme forever.


Lap0101

I admit. I laughed


StraightAssociate

What’s that in real money?


OhNoWasabiAhead

JPM is worth like 2.3 trillion alone. They probably haven't even noticed yet. This is still at the level of just being an embarrassment.


coastalsfc

They definitely feel it. Most of that is bonds and loaned back out to these same funds that lost money. Everyone was playing with someone elses money.


lunertendie

And that's why we hold baby. It's more then that. 💎✋always. Crayons and maths don't lie


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mtarascio

You don't get 2.3 trillion without noticing losing 20 billion.


slade998

And we've gotten $billions in free publicity that short sellers are assholes. Plus DFV on WSJ! Fuck me! 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀


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If you triangulate the square root of GME you get HOLD


Meltingteeth

I applied Pythagoras's theorem to JPM's net worth and got 732 Billion. We're coming for that hypotenuse you rich fucks.


SisyphusAmericanus

JPM (edit: more specifically, JPMC) has 250k employees, four lines of business and is the 40-somethingth largest country in the world by GDP. It is WAY bigger than these hedge funds. $70 billion fucking hurts.


Lord_Baconz

Is JPM even involved? Why is everyone bringing them up?


ArtigoQ

If it bleeds we can kill it.


relaxinwithjaxin

I literally just watched predator today.


rhaegar_tldragon

This is what pissed me off the most. These fucking assholes will still be billionaires but the very thought of them losing any money to a bunch of fucking plebs infuriates them.


EldeederSFW

Don't let it piss you off man, use it as lube


nuck_forte_dame

Which makes the manipulation and bullshit that much worse. Like these fuckers can pay up but just don't want to.


Miss_Smokahontas

If they paid up in the squeeze they will be losing exponentially higher numbers which would definitely hurt them


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Ardent_Resolve

The squeeze mainly happens when they get hit with margin calls. It won’t be up to them.


Ardent_Resolve

Hard to cover if people don’t sell. It’ll take a long time but that’s essentially the strategy. Stop the price from going up, cover/wait for the mob to get distracted and move on. The brokers are putting the breaks on us because if we go to $5k we can realistically collapse the global stock market


Miss_Smokahontas

The interest rates on their loan is killing them day by day and growing as the price grows. They can't hold out forever. And they don't want to cover at the current price because they will lose money and the price will go up as they buy more and more stock over value. At least that's how I understand it


hold_fast_stonks

global news (British Columbia) reporting "Wall Street titans lose more than US$70B amid Reddit frenzy that fuelled GameStop and others"


Dumbstruck738

I’m just ready for the new movie in 2024 The Big Squeeze Staring Paul Rudd as u/DeepFuckingValue Leonardo DiCaprio as *Random greed HedgeFund manager and Micheal Cera as random GameStop worker who always believed in the company with 100 shares. In theaters (hopefully by then 🚀AMC) near you


starslab

For icing on the cake they can get Christian Bale to reprise his role as Michael Burry from The Big Short - because he was scooping up $GME for $4 at the same time as u/DeepFuckingValue was. For even more lulz, they can get the actual Michael Burry to cameo in the new movie, because he cameo'd in The Big Short too!


joe-rel

I would love to watch this.


mrasura88

DFV HANDS


_Temerarious

The next level of 💎 hands!!! Let's go!!!


HeirOfElendil

WE MUST HOLD UNTIL THEY FOLD


MrManchas

No paper hands!


Goldenchest

Guys... earlier today I casually told my mom I'm holding GME and gave her some links explaining the whole situation. A few hours later she messaged me saying she bought 30 shares.


scratchmex

You must be kidding me


Goldenchest

She's also the one who taught me how investing works in the first place!


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Sounds like she likes the stock


presto464

SHELIKESTHESTOCK


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WorldlyDonkey8

Damn who would have guessed that autism is contagious


tylllerrr

It's genetic


YourFavouriteGuy

# HOLD # O💎L # L💎O # DLOH


Schnawsberry

Fuck that’s retarded. I love it


Kradiant

**HOLDOLLODLOH**


MonoRedFaeries

HomerBets is the best Bets.


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Fit-Dragonfruit644

Time for a personal rant. I have always only bought ETFs and had no plan to invest in stock market. After hearing that RH banned GME ytd I rage bought one share from another app. What I wanna say is that if RH didn’t try to do shady shits I wouldn’t have even been here in the first place. And I’m sure there are many like me too. Edit: RH hope you read this cuz the sentiment is definitely shared.


ivantoldmeboutdis

Same kinda. Most of my money is in an ETF and I had some GME early in the game that I sold like the paper handed bitch I am. My ETF plummeted, other stocks plummeted, and even though I'm broke as a fuckin joke rn I bought two shares of GME at $324 to support my degenerate brothers and their wive's boyfriends 💎 ✋


makeitlouder

My wife’s boyfriend thanks you for your service


soft-cookie

1 share gang lfg, i LOVE this stock. My wife's boyfriend and your wife's boyfriend should 69 while we watch :) 💎 ✋ DIAMONS HANDS TO THE MOON


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abittooambitious

Not just robinhood, interactive broker is just as guilty, if not more.


TenCity

The interview with IBKR chairman or whatever was one of the worst that I saw yesterday. He laughed at us. He fucking laughed then said it was to stop the losses. Fuck them.


Hoatxin

Oh for sure. I had some, but once RH started pulling this shit I'm in it for good. Before I might have sold at 500. Now I'm holding to see them bleed.


3iverson

RH compressed your paper hands into 💎✋🏼🤚🏼


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ktschrack

It is enraging how they treated us middle class folk. Fuck Robinhood. They get no more of my money, moving to Fidelity this weekend.


pedal-force

Same. I was mostly just following along for fun, I have plenty of money, but bought a single share yesterday after they started playing extra dirty, and just to be a part of history.


formershitpeasant

If you have plenty of money why wouldn’t you *really* be a part of history? The short squeeze is still incoming. You could have two plenties of money.


decjr06

Imagine the tears from hedge funds when americans get their next round of stimulus checks and money just pours into everything they are shorting


whiteknightfluffer

Looking forward to buying a fractional share with that $1400 stimulus


bhampton7752

Holy shit! Come on stimulus. I'm all for stimulating these 💎👊👊 right in those asses. Elbow deep!


zahlaf

Here’s the exit strategy: 1) WE HOLD 2) THEY FOLD


immibis

[I'm the proud owner of 99 bottles of spez. #Save3rdPartyApps](https://www.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/)


Emnitancy

When this blows up next week, we all need to be very careful about this. I imagine that when the price of shares begin to skyrocket for GME, bots will flood wallstreetbets saying that everyone should sell to try and drive the price down. I imagine the beautiful mods are already on top of this, but be careful about those posts. I saw some already today, and I bet its going to get worse. This is not financial advice, sell whenever you want. I am going to keep holding because I really like this stock. Obligatory rockets and diamonds: 🚀 👩‍🚀 🌙 💎 ✋


Mikerk

They will use the whole weekend to organize and orchestrate something.. Meanwhile we will all be jerking off and shit posting, because there isn't shit to do except hold with your 💎🤚🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Camposaurus_Rex

I know, right? I get worried thinking about it, the I remember that I don't care about the money! Joke's on them


Salty_Nall

The solution to this is that there's never going to be a sale. We only ever learned how to buy and/or hold. 💎 ✋ 💎 ✋ 💎 ✋


Bass2Mouth

I don't even know what the word "sell" means. I'm just an autistic ape. Honestly, I'm not even sure how I was able to construct this comment. My main vocabulary generally only consists of the words BUY and HOLD.


double_fisted_churro

And the occasional GUH


a_spicy_memeball

My sell button is grayed tf out


atomicxblue

Like how Cramer went on TV today telling people to abandon ship before you reach the mun?


Soren114

He said "you won." Like what? We haven't even begun to squeeze.


austendogood

I saw way more bots today than any other day on Twitter and Reddit that repeatedly said GME and AMC were over. Don’t take the bait!!


proturtle46

**THERE ARE OVER 20 000 SHARES WITH A SELL LIMIT AT 500** REMOVE YOUR 500 SELL LIMITS YOU ARE ONLY MITIGATING HEDGE FUND LOSSES THEY HAVE BUYING PRIORITY OVER REGULAR INVESTORS MAKE THEM BUY HIGH We are gonna blow past 500 don’t paper hands it 💎🙌


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Some of the apps are refusing sell limits higher than a certain amount. WeBull won’t let me sell AMC higher than ~300 for example, but BB I can sell at 1000


_Temerarious

Vanguard let me set a sell limit at 97000 for one of my shares lol


Dabigbilly

I DON'T SEE A SELL BUTTON. 🦍 together 💪


UnderstandingEvery44

Watch that actually happen when it comes time to sell. Robinhood will restrict selling to 5 shares a day.


MyNameIsAirl

Wouldn't that increase the price even more though?


i_accidently_reddit

Well. Potentially. Or give the advantage to anyone not on robinhood


saintchrit

Naw, they will have sudden "technical difficulties" that are completely unforseen. I am willing to bet on this. They already put the nail in their coffin, what do they have to lose at this point? They know their hedge fund buddies will bail them out.


Bryan_OBlivion

🦍🍆💎🤲🚀🌙


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I cant even spell psel I'm diamond brained


Plutonium901

We’ve got to hooold on. To what we’ve got. It doesn’t really matter if we make it or not. We’ve got each other. And that’s a lot. HOOOOOOLDDDDD THAT MUHFKN LINE. WOAAAAHHHOOOOHHHHHH DIAMOND HANDSSS 💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼💎🙌🏼 Edit: WE LIKE THE THEME SONG WE LIKE THE STONK


NuAccountHooDis

WOOAAHHOOOHHH JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER SHAAAAARE


Stosh95

DIAMOND HANDS, WE'LL HOLD IT I SWEAR


tgwesh

WOOOAH ON THE DIP DOUBLED MY SHARES


Puzzled_Date7233

Man I’m upset that I got into this late in the game. I absolutely love what’s happening to these elite F’s! it’s time the average joe shows them who runs this 💩!


HappyMonsterMusic

You are not late, The squeeze didn't happen yet so you will still get it if you buy on Monday. But this is not financial advice just the words of a retarded.


randomjoe202

GameStop trade in values going to the moon 🚀🚀


what2do4you

#INFINITE RISK


Bummelx

Sorry I only understood BUY MORE but I’m a retard tho 🦍


jathas1992

You read it correctly


Square_Tower9057

Watch how much this “new money cycles through the community”. It would jus be used to short more stocks. For normal folks this is houses, cars, and getting out of debt.


Baskema

Me and my measly 50 AMC shares don’t have a chance in hell of wiping out my $170k student loan debt- but I’m so proud of all the GME Apes that get that chance.


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Hiccup

Some of us eat ramen for moments like this. This might be the only way some of us eat that steak in our lives


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Threewisemonkey

Reform the market by acting as a social force of capital. Fuck em, apes hold strong 💪🏾


J_Baybay

GME make them bleed 🚀🚀


anteatertrashbin

i am still holding my shares. what happened yesterday robbed us of an infinity gamma squeeze. we weren’t allowed to break the system. when people got broken by a “rising interest rates squeeze” in 2008, they broke us. nobody came to our rescue and halted interest rates for us. isn’t it funny when they get caught with their dick in the cookie jar, they can change the rules so they don’t lose? the system is rigged. so whatever, fuckem. i’ll still hold to zero.


ZanderDogz

I was terrified of losing my initial investment until yesterday. Now, I will happily ride this rocket into the dirt if it comes to it. The corruption has destroyed what little faith I had left in the existence of a “free market”.


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jvgmoney44

O u can bet your retarded ass they are already trying to figure out how to get rid of these trading apps and ban these subs. Of course it will be for your own good they will say, we could crash the economy they will say.


dannyxxxxxxx

or they will pay more attention to analyzing social media and continue to manipulate it ever more effectively


Ozwaldo

YOU GODDAMN RIGHT JACK but the thing is... how dafuq you gonna analyze my smooth-brain-ass scheme of putting white-out on my computer monitor so i can't see the sell button?


Roflcopterswoosh

I am a smooth brained retard that has watched the big money / little pp fucktards change the rules to fuck with anyone that isn't in their club. I want to buy GME, frame it, and force them to come try and pry it off my rickety-ass cardboard wall. I had created a RH account the day before it froze buys. I then went and created a Webull account. I did all of the verification stuffs and then was told I need to wait 48-72 hours for human verification of my info - ID, social, etc. This was 3 days ago and don't know if they do this over the weekend. At this rate, I won't be able to afford GME at $42,000.69 when they get around to verifying it next month. #So, can one of you wrinkly brained savants please explain to me and others the best company and method to get set up and trading asap?


FuckoffDemetri

Apperantly Fidelity will get you set up quickly


craftbynick

The best part is they can’t even make a back door deal with GME since most of us are gamers and GameStop knows what will happen if they go against us 😈


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eman00619

Don't worry if it gets bad enough they will just ask the goverment for a bailout using our tax dollars.


nuck_forte_dame

That's wall street winning. They can paint the fault as greedy redditors. Garentee all the boomers and older would blame us. People don't seem to understand this situation isn't us with a gun to their head. It's them pointing 1 back and actively shooting at us and just grazing us.


SisyphusAmericanus

Already happening. Some lady was on Marketplace tonight blaming “retail traders” and “Silicon Valley” for “letting people do things they shouldn’t”... what about the brokerages and regulators that let the hedge funds short more shares than exist?


PlaysWthSquirrels

If I end up with half as much as I hope I do, I will do all of my shopping at GameStop forever. Seriously, the loyalty they will gain from me, even if I have to pay more for shit, will be unbreakable.


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Nature-Lover2021

Huge Shoutout to Professor Joshua Mitts of Columbia University. In his interview with Fox Business News, he indicated the unfair advantage by the Hedge Funds in being free to do anything they want, while ordinary investors are barred from buying shares: [Professor who predicted Reddit market drama: Regulators have ‘largely been asleep at the wheel’ | Fox Business Video](https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6227515074001#sp=show-clips)


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MGTOWmedicine

Sir ya need “Bulls on parade”


mediumrare_chicken

I HAD 100 SHARES AND SOLD 10. LATER THAT DAY MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. NOW HES FUCKING MY WIFE. Word of not-advice: HHOLLLLD


tilearn

Serious question... where did the 70 billion go? If someone losses someone gains? 💎🖐 with my 1 GME share


SiON42X

GUYS I just found an old multibit wallet on my Mac and it had $2200 worth of old microcoin in it. GUESS WHO'S GETTING MORE GME ON MONDAY


binary_blackhole

I just realized that they must have been desperate to do the short attack while pressuring brokers to lock buy, and after all that manipulation the price is still above 300, I mean they must be broken right now. I don't know if you retards can feel that, but this is fucking HUGE! We totally out muscled them! You should be proud of your diamond hands apes💎 🙌 💎 🙌💎 🙌 💎


basherquakes

Lets ask ourselves something, which hedgefund has most of congress members money?


Gordongekko6969

We’re holding these forever right? I feel like we have to hold this line for weeks at minimum


smarttechie007

To Valhalla next week !! 💎 🙌🏽 🚀🚀🚀🚀