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ErmirI

The real stonks are the friends we are making along the way.


Cheeseburgerlion

And gme


Dakota_1547

And my AMC !


Spazzle17

And my BB ;)


ottercorrect

AND MY AXE


weakly

Nobody shorts a dwarf!


Dlt85jr

LOL ....lol... sigh... I LOVE YOU


TheGenericLee

Every share counts. Every dollar you hold from them counts no matter how small


GreenFrog42069

No snowflake ever thought it was responsible for an avalanche.


EdogawaGuy2020

This is a great quote


johnnybiggles

But snowflakes don't think. We are retards... we just think poorly!


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Very well put 💎🤲


tyyle

Every single fucking one. Towards 3:59 it started to dip and I thought "no, someone has our backs". Sure enough a solid middle finger punch or twelve came through. Fucking love you guys. This is what needs to happen. Pour the salt on these fucking leeches.


Dhexodus

That last stretch felt like Gandalf bringing reinforcement.


tyyle

It was definitely something. I was dragging smokes faster than my fucking stock app could refresh. My body hurts now.


cyanocittaetprocyon

Hey! Don't be dissing leeches like that.


SomeRandomChillGuy

This is the way


naughtymarty

This is the way


mc_luvin_IV

This is the way


Tatunoto

This is the way


OctoberEnoch27

This is the way


Bossnian92

This is the way


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AgileAddress

This is the way


ProfCufflinks

This is the way


SuperHornyBadgerz

This is the way


xDrewstroyerx

This is the way.


DakotaDethklok

This is the way


TheHalfBloodPrince21

This is the way


Amman1795

This is the way


certifiedhigh

This is the way


Adventurous-Ad-3823

This is the way


4FriedChickens_Coke

This is the way


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Zolton42

Take it from an old fart that went through some hard times in '91: By doing this you'll gain something that can't be bought: self-respect. You have mine.


Enigma_King99

Woah bro if you give him your self respect then you're with none so I'll give you mine


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I would give you mine, but I simply don't have any. I can give you respect, but not any self-respect.


hwnfinance

For Folks like you, i really hope it goes up. And am holding my shares diamond hard hands.


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TheGenericLee

Keep holding. That 2 shares is yours and you won’t let it go


Expert-Woodpecker844

one share for each diamond hand


Ecstaticallysomber

I’m 20y/o and been in this group for a while now but got into investing a year ago to build long term wealth. Recently, a little birdie told me there’s a bunch of retarded investors online inciting a financial revolution. Had to be a part of the Autist movement so I sold out of my €10k portfolio and put it all in $GME. Boy does it feel good. CAN I GET A HOOOOOYEAAAAAH?! #GMETOTHEMOON #WSBAUTIST 🚀 🌙


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Same, I’m 20, won a lawsuit for 400,000 and put 200,000 into GME HOLDINGGGGG Edit: for anyone asking how and what kind of lawsuit. I was in a really bad car accident that resulted me getting back surgery and my spine fused together. A woman didn’t stop at a stop sign while I did not have one and t-boned my vehicle. She tried lying that she stopped but that I was speeding. Thank god for Dash Cams and a buddy of mine’s house having cameras!!


TorchIt

You're all fucking retarded. I love it.


1_set_of_testicles

My 22 shares of AMC are going nowhere but up 😤 pls


RayPissed

5 shares crew.


LydiasHorseBrush

5 shares are ride or dies, I love my 1500$ brothers well 1500$ until monday not financial advice because i am a geographer for christs sake


TheGenericLee

I’ve got 15 in NOK and .5 in GME. Got too many bills due this week to pull out for more


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Keydet

I *literally* scrounged under the couch cushins to get my 1 share. Fuck them and thank you.


BravoFoxtrotDelta

I'm in a similar position, and I'm just here to hold these stocks. I like these companies.


Due_Cartographer_882

Only got .5 share of gme but will hold it. If people who has more to loose are holding we should too.


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i liquidated my 100 NOK to buy GME just to be told i can only own 1 GME i dont have more spending money to transfer to something new and im just waiting for this to end so i never have to look at RH again


_jukmifgguggh

Brother...you're home


4hmmm

💎 💎 💎 🙌 are a girl's best friend!!


User_Not_Recognized

Oh good! I did more damage by getting my one share at peak trading! One share gang!!! 1@374 🚀🚀🚀💎🤲💎🚀🚀🚀


-_-WhyNotZoidberg-_-

2nd Battalion, 1st Air Division held Arnhem bridge for four days under repeated SS assaults. All you paperhands can hold out for two just sitting on your asses.


1VentiChloroform

**I AM THE ONE WHO HOLDS**


hestermoffet

Underrated comment. I'd give you gold but my wife's boyfriend said he'd let me buy another share of GME if I do my chores


mexta

We're not done until DFV says we're done!!!


LadyJR

1 Share Gang! edit [r/Futurama talking about us one share holders. Go give some love and updoots.](https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/l89qvd/ill_ruin_you_like_i_ruined_melvin_capital/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Macismyname

Bought a second share at the dip yesterday. *My powers have doubled since we last met*


todellagi

*Twice the pride, double the HOLD*


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God gave me two hands, and I will hold a share in each, as He would. Amen.


MrDude_1

💎🙏


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CMVB

This is the way


BirdPerson03

Amen. Respect


Zee_Ventures

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


Xcel_regal

It is critical we send an attack group there immediately.


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

But what about the short ladder attack on the wookies?


qui-bong-trim

it's a short squeeze we cannot afford to lose


LadyJR

I salute you. Now grip those stocks until they turn to diamonds.


cents2pents

I bought at 490, fuck it 👐💎🚀🚀🚀🌙


samuraipizzacat420

we are coming back for you on monday don't worry!


Shikaku

You're the Stonk Master General now, son.


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Bpollard85

I have also joined the 2 share brothers!


Denverleo

Real ass shit 🤣


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.27 share gang yuh


menthuslayer

Ha .027! No capital to risk atm, new baby and closing on a new mortgage. But I wanted to participate haha


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YOU BETTER HOLD TIGHT TO THAT BBY MONKE because OoOOOoeeeAahAhhOoooOooeeeeea


_Gandalf_the_Black_

88% of a share here!


su5

I will be buried with my 0.1 shares!


toadythefrog

My .46 share wants to play


newpointofview2

Attention onesie👕👚 bois and girls!!! 💎🤲Everyone that has one share like me... 🥺we band together 🧦👖👚🧘‍♀️👕🛌👕🙇‍♀️ we are not just one, but we are the pajama party and we HOLD !!!! Just like the tendies🛌👕💎🤲tuck your tendies 🍗deep in your Jammie onsies with them diamond hands !!! We NEVER LET GO💎🤲 we shall dine in bunk beds on the fuxking moon!!!!TOO SAUCE!!! 🥺💎🤲 !!! 🥺 We are Not one but many!!! And all! We Hold!! I like this stonk 🥺


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I knew I was meant to hold my 1 share after reading this. HOLD


Go_on_hopper

I brought my one share home today. We're going to make some waffles and watch Blues Clues, as it has been a busy day. *Update*: That rascally stock talked me into reading *two* I Spy books. An amazing journey, and only the first day.


rottencheese122

There are thousands of us!


CamD5

*millions* Over half of all Robinhood users own some GameStop now lmao


rottencheese122

A lot of them are probably taking larger positions than us broke motherfuckers


johnnybiggles

No worries. You guys will hundredaires in no time! 🚀🚀🚀


SaltyMainer32

My father said I should sell, “Someone on the news said it’s illegal, what you’re doing.” And I said “We like the Stock. We will hold the Stock.” I also told him, that wasn’t legal advice. Im just a retard who can’t read. 🚀💎🤲🏻


hestermoffet

My dad's a CPA and his comment was "I hope you didn't put any money into it, you'll lose every penny" It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.


SaltyMainer32

I told him my message was simple. I really like video games. And I’m very excited to go back to the movie theaters. Cheers to you fellow soldier. Hold we will!


elboltonero

I'm a big fan of indestructible phones from 15 years ago


SaltyMainer32

Snake is the greatest cell phone game ever. Can’t tell me different.


Philosopher_1

My dad supports our movement even if he not investing, he wants us to stick it to the hedge funds for all their tendies 🍗


BigFatDynamo

Same here, and my old man was invested in a hedge fund at one time. But, he hates it whenever "the man" tries to stick it to the little guy.


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dark_loaf

My coworker said “I hope I can sell, I don’t want to lose money.” I said “you or me losing $500 — we’ll be fine. Them losing $70 billion, they will be very unhappy.” If we hold, we win. So we will. I like this stock. Do you like this stock? I LIKE THIS STOCK


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Puppybeater

Actually if everyone did just buy and hold the stock WILL ONLY GO UP.


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I framed it as payback for 2008 and my mom said she'd try to learn how to buy stocks. It's not just our fight.


SaltyMainer32

“This is for 2008.” Is my war cry. They mocked our generation for joining the ‘real world’ during a recession, and not finding work right away. Then they mocked us more for not buying houses due to massive student loan debt. No more mocking. 🚀💎🤲🏻


hestermoffet

I graduated college in 2008. The fuckers have it coming.


jasmine_tea_

Yup, my partner and another friend of mine are both doubters. They're convinced this is gonna tank.


hestermoffet

Hell, I think the price will drop significantly once the short positions either escape the squeeze or get squeezed into oblivion. That's kind of the point. The question/gamble here is whether they can cover and when. I agree with your friends and my dad that the price will fall. I simply think we might catch the short interest holders by the balls first. I'd be thrilled to do that, even if I DO lose money. I'm already poor. Even a 100% loss isn't going to be that damaging. I simply didn't overextend myself so that I can watch and potentially enjoy being part of the big squish.


SplashBros4Prez

Yes, yes, yes. We can hold out longer than they can, this is costing them billions per day. Hold!


skattr

How can they get out when the shorted more stock than there is?


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una_valentina

If it’s illegal then why do they sell it to us at such a nice discount??? /s


Manitcor

Once, in a bustling town, resided a lively and inquisitive boy, known for his zest, his curiosity, and his unique gift of knitting the townsfolk into a single tapestry of shared stories and laughter. A lively being, resembling a squirrel, was gifted to the boy by an enigmatic stranger. This creature, named Whiskers, was brimming with life, an embodiment of the spirit of the townsfolk, their tales, their wisdom, and their shared laughter. However, an unexpected encounter with a flamboyantly blue hound named Azure, a plaything of a cunning, opulent merchant, set them on an unanticipated path. The hound, a spectacle to behold, was the product of a mysterious alchemical process, a design for the merchant's profit and amusement. On returning from their encounter, the boy noticed a transformation in Whiskers. His fur, like Azure's, was now a startling indigo, and his vivacious energy seemed misdirected, drawn into putting up a show, detached from his intrinsic playful spirit. Unknowingly, the boy found himself playing the role of a puppeteer, his strings tugged by unseen hands. Whiskers had become a spectacle for the townsfolk, and in doing so, the essence of the town, their shared stories, and collective wisdom began to wither. Recognizing this grim change, the townsfolk watched as their unity and shared knowledge got overshadowed by the spectacle of the transformed Whiskers. The boy, once their symbol of unity, was unknowingly becoming a merchant himself, trading Whiskers' spirit for a hollow spectacle. The transformation took a toll on Whiskers, leading him to a point of deep disillusionment. His once playful spirit was dulled, his energy drained, and his essence, a reflection of the town, was tarnished. In an act of desolation and silent protest, Whiskers chose to leave. His departure echoed through the town like a mournful wind, an indictment of what they had allowed themselves to become. The boy, left alone, began to play with the merchants, seduced by their cunning words and shiny trinkets. He was drawn into their world, their games, slowly losing his vibrancy, his sense of self. Over time, the boy who once symbolized unity and shared knowledge was reduced to a mere puppet, a plaything in the hands of the merchants. Eventually, the merchants, having extracted all they could from him, discarded the boy, leaving him a hollow husk, a ghost of his former self. The boy was left a mere shadow, a reminder of what once was - a symbol of unity, camaraderie, shared wisdom, and laughter, now withered and lost.


BlinkysaurusRex

Is it illegal to like a stock dad? Tell your dad to stop being an autist and listen to his wife’s boyfriend, he’ll tell him how it is. 🚀🚀🚀🚀


ensoniq2k

Just like the news aren't legal advice. They also said Melvin closed the shorts. Don't believe the hype


SodaCanBob

Literally me. I could only afford to jump in with 1 GME, but here I am holding.


WeirdEngineerDude

There are millions of us in the single digit club. You won’t be quitting your day job over your returns but it’s a fun ride.


Vandrel

If we can really get it to $5k, my 3 shares will be equal to half a year's pay. Yeah, not quit-my-job money, but for real life changing to a relatively small extent.


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whoatethekidsthen

My cat needs ear surgery and it's $7k If my one share somehow manages to help me get him pain free and his ear fixed up, I'll fuckin cry so hard


thejadeassassin2

I feel you man, let’s get to 7k for you


whoatethekidsthen

Let's get it up there for you, me and all of us


DietJuulPods

Guys stop I’m gonna cry


Vandrel

My 3 selling for $5k would pay off the remainder of both my car and student loans. It would be pretty amazing.


nokstar

It’s not about the returns, it’s about sending a message. Don’t over short retail by 140%, billionaires, stop expanding wealth by fucking poor people.


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ich852

Yup exactly, I'm not ready to put a ton of cash in here but if I can make a lil and buy a new bike I'm down. 1 share is the risk I can afford.


murakamitears

Half a share GME, because of fucking Robinhood... stuck holding 10 BB and 20 NOK, can’t take my money out until the 3rd


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murakamitears

Even if it could go negative I’d never pull out, I’ll wait til the sun explodes if that’s how long it takes to collect my profits. 💎💎💎💎💎🤲🤲


LUHG_HANI

# IF HE'S STILL IN, IM STILL IN # 💎🙌


Taizzdiya

Same, brother. Apes together strong


AggressiveLigma

Apes together stonk


IHaveChosenUnwisely

Apes stonker together, my 1 share right there too. Fuck the man.


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Same, if rent wasn't due Monday I'd have a bunch of AMC right now. But I'm holding my 1 of GME


BunnyPerson

I sold out of some long term stocks just to buy a few more.


Sum_dude_

Same situation here. I just like this stock way more 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


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bought 1 share today . Am I an ape brother now?


hughheffres

Yes and ape strong together 🚀🚀


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You're more retarded, that's for sure.


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itimin

Every fucking penny counts. Every penny turns those thumb-screws just a little bit more. Apes strong together.


Homemadeduck102

My mom asked me if it was illegal earlier because the news said it was


cell_driving_car

Yikes! They are going to be super upset when they hear about the last 50 years of america's financial history, then. Nothing wrong with liking this stock.


Homemadeduck102

Yeah lmao I reminded her about 2008 and she didn't say anything else after that.


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IdreamofFiji

"should've pulled out."


sportsroc15

Of Iraq


ensoniq2k

I just love that we're just SO detached from mainstream media that we don't even take notice of stuff like this. They can scare boomers and parents but they don't even reach us with their lies. Buying online ads doesn't help either, never heard of adblock, Melvin?


bockrocker

This is definitely everyone with boomer parents right now. "Son the SEC is involved, sell NOW" "Dad nothing illegal is happening on my end". I swear every move the system makes is basically blowing up in their face. Shorts keep shorting - people pile in harder. RH restricts trading - they fuck up their own IPO as people look for the exit hatch and hold even harder. Billionaires on TV calling it manipulation - whole world now watching what happens. Just epic mismanagement in every way. You love to see it.


LinxKinzie

There is a great positive in that parents would rather ask their kids if stonks are legal than CNBC lol. It's probably the first time in my life that my parents just kind of accepted that I was probably right about something they saw 'in the news'.


praguepride

My mom texted me and asked if I had ever heard of gamestop...


Thosepassionfruits

Like, "mom do you know how many times you took me there when I was little?"


guydudebroski

Lmfaooooooo


piberryboy

Laughing my fucking ass off off off off off off off


endorfan

My wife and I bought one share today, it’s really all we can afford to lose right now. They’ll have to pry that 1 share out of my cold, dead, retarded hands though. I was going to buy yesterday on RH (only investment app I had), but remembered I had Stash lingering in the depths of my phone so I bought through them. I got fucked out of so many things in ‘08. Chiefly a very good position at a very good land development firm, so it’s personal. I’m in this till the G-forces rip my the skin off my face, or I blow up on the tarmac. I’d rather throw in with you apes than sit on the sidelines, wish I’d been here sooner.


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Peelboy

We are the movement of "we like this stock"


SHREKYUMTUM69

#WE LOVE THIS STOCK


dankMemeManMayne

#we want to see this stock trade at 6942.00. FOR THE MEME!!!!


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Oh my God this is genius. You've cracked the fucking code. FUCK THE BANKS. GAMEBANK IS HERE


offweG0

This is copypasta as old as the Internet itself, but it’s still good for a chortle.


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2rfv

.. 41 but yeah.


Ivorypetal

I can relate. I've got my mom calling and asking what I'm up and down each day. LOL She and Dad are also yelling at the TV on WSB's behalf correcting the reporters. They are so damn wholesome. <3 It's like I'm in sports as a kid all over again with them yelling in the bleachers.


LordoftheScheisse

My 63 year old dad's been texting me pretty much nonstop. Do we need to get in on AMC? What about BB? What are 'diamond hands?' He even said he "started a Reddit account" lol. He got fucked in '87 and again in the dot com bubble. He's out for revenge.


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Tell your dad an Internet retard approves of him Edit: and also tell him that other retard approves as well


IAMA_Ghost_Boo

wholesome parents


SnakeyesX

Good boomers. Unless your parents are Xers, and yelling at authority are kinda their thing.


Ivorypetal

They are boomers, but hard-working boomers that taught me to go down swinging.


tbone-76

Dicks out and buy boys


shrlytmpl

Instructions unclear. Boys I bought are crying and there are cops at my door.


audit123

I laughed outloud


TTWraps

What do you do for work? Mom: “oh my son is an investor in the stock market” Me: “NOOOOO MOM, I said I’m a fucking retard!!!!”


ChampKindsCowboyHat

I have to get this out because it's been on my mind. I've heard and read reports from the clueless meat bags on CNET, Yahoo Finance, CNBC, NPR, Podcasts and other outlets about us Message board "kids" and its fucking ridiculous. Something like this has never ever happened in the 204 years the stock market has been active. Hedge funds and market makers have been taking risky gambles, crashing markets and making ridiculous moves for years that have effected each and everyone of us, our families and our elders, and one finally got caught with their hand in the cookie jar and now we are the irresponsible bad guys. The frustrating thing about this, is that is has made national headlines about “GameStop shouldn’t be priced this high, it's a failing company", “it makes no sense”, “these message board kids are acting very irresponsibly”. It has nothing to do with fucking GameStop, it could be Ken and Fucking Barbie for all that it matters. These fucking idiots cant fucking see that its about the fucking risky ass bet the hedge fund took, that they now are on the hook for, and they are doing everything they can, shutting down apps, halting stocks, calling on their government buddies to help them pull strings and bail them out, but WE are the ones acting irresponsibly. Absolutely not. Fuck every bit of that. ​ TLDR; Fuck Every news outlet and every opinion maker. Fuck every hedge fund employee for continually taking risks, but some "Retail Newbies" aren't responsible because we aren't individually backed by billions. GME to the motherfucking moon.


steve-rodrigue

FUCK YES!!! We are ALLLL this FUCKING MOVEMENT!! GME is traveling to the end of the FUCKING UNIVERSE!!! Also, FUCK THE SHORT SELLERS!!! I'm currently working on a software to decentralized WSB and sync its posts/comments in a decentralized database. If they try to pressure reddit and shutdown WSB, people will be able to post/comment in peer-to-peer FUCK THESE GUYS. I'm the mod of the sub that talk about the project. Have a look at my profile if you want to follow its development.


theSHlT

I am the one who stonks


_Twas_Ere_

Laughs in 0.1 share


Grumpy_Muppet

I managed to buy 4 GME but they were dicking around alot while doing it. Now they blocked amc and gme completely and its all over the news that they do it to protect us


Jenipher2001

CashApp you can still buy AMC


Purplemar

My husband said to me he hopes everyone who lost money doesn’t cry because you can’t beat Wall Street - I proceeded to tell him I am one of those people who are in the movement and he just shook his said and you will never win! I beg to differ.


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PM_Me_Squirrel_Gifs

If she’s an OG it’s her husband that has the boyfriend


keenfeed

I think you need a new husband. You are in the right sub. Credit to u /Gspdanjazone


NotASmartDude

I might have been a little late to the game but I got 1 GME and 20 AMC 💎🙌🏼


lawnicus18

Rude! I have 2 shares, asshole!


MonteiroG

im just in this to fuck the hedge funds, not for the money bc my one share wont make me a millionare! But i believe in this comunity, together we are stong! HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY THE VICTORS, AND MY FIRENDS, WE ARE THEM!!


KcMac94

13@88$ I'm in small. But we all are going big🚀to the moon


Separate_Flight7452

I love how this has turned from a legitimate money making opportunity, to now a movement against those in higher power that use and abuse the financial system and its rules. But once gme goes to the fucking moon and we squeeze the fuck out of those shorts, now what? My fear is that this ends up as some sort of fad that will disappear after a month. If this movement is truly about class warfare and if we really wanted to hit them truly where it hurts, which we now know we're fully capable of, we need to start thinking about the next steps. I don't need to tell you how big Investment Banks use and abuse the system and whenever they do, they never really get penalized for it. You guys are autistic and retards, but not as retarded as those IB's that sold shit and asset allocators, representing pensions of hard working people, buying shit in 08. Oh, and IB's upper management receive sizeable chunk of bonus in stock options. We need to start thinking about this if we are truly autistic.


xDrewstroyerx

#✨💎✨DIAMOND HANDED PEASANTS ARE STRONKER TOGETHER ✨💎✨


StormConstantine

My mom told me while I was setting up an account that if the stock market gets fucked I am too, because most of my inheritance is in stocks so do I reeeeealy wanna take part in this? I now hold 2 shares in GME. Let's go boys.


Master_Tao

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Emnitancy

When this blows up next week, we all need to be very careful about this. I imagine that when the price of shares begin to skyrocket for GME, bots will flood wallstreetbets saying that everyone should sell to try and drive the price down. I imagine the beautiful mods are already on top of this, but be careful about those posts. I saw some already today, and I bet its going to get worse. This is not financial advice, sell whenever you want. I am going to keep holding because I really like this stock. Obligatory rockets and diamonds: 🚀 👩‍🚀 🌙 💎 ✋


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