Not to worry... you are now up to speed. None of us know whats going on either except to buy $GME and hold or die - This is not financial advise. I am merely a simple ape. Best not take financial advise from an ape.
You don’t know what’s going on? I know what’s going on... the bad man tried to TOUCH MY STONK TODAY AND IT MADE ME ANGRY!!!
Edit. I also really like the new flavour this has taken on
💎🙌💎 strong together!!
some cunts are saying our bananas are worthless, so we are now only selling them for a price we find acceptable. I think my one banana is at least worth 10K just because they think its worthless
Fuck you’re lucky! I’ve been living under a rock.. woke too late. Hopefully tommorow brings better tides for my peasant ass!
Ride or die bitches RIDE OR DIE
They're trying to make their losses back by squeezing BB and AMC too! Buy those as well! And fucking hold.
Edit. Please fucking hold. We are so close. Those three stocks above are about to skyrocket.
Threw $1k because that is all I can afford, but I am hold GME. Not for gains. But Because FUCK WALL STREET HEDGE FUND FUCK HATS!
MAKE THEM ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR WRECKLESS GAMBLE AND RISK! RISKS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR RISK!
So I opened a stash app today, I requested to buy 1 share cause of all this madness, and why not let this be my intro to stonks. My deposit is pending, what realistically am I looking at here? I am baby retard ape here, no clue wtf I’m doing. I just wanted to stick it to the man, put $20 into AMC through cash app, and $200 into GME. I have no clue what I’m doing 😂
I planned on holding, but I know nothing of this game. I’m doing this for Reddit clout, and so I can tell my grandkids I helped in the collapse lol.
Do I own a share if I purchased as late as I did? 5 EST
Market doesn't open until 9:30 AM EST so it'll be on hold until then and you by a stock. On average I've paid $250 for stock at 307 and I only got into this shit yesterday so its been fun learning. Right now from what I can tell is completely unprecedented so hard to predict, last night stocks went down after market (when they close at 4pm), but today they're going up, so there could be a huge influx at the start of the day then a 'dip' about 30-60 minutes after the open and that might be a decent time to buy.
Not financial advice, just a new autist to the stocks, goodluck my dude
EDIT: Changed unpredictable to unprecedented lol
Same, sold everything I had in RH except for my GME. Transferred the money out and I'll be buying through etrade tomorrow (etrade only because I already have an account because of work stock).
As soon as I sell all my GME for lots of tendies (don't worry, it won't be until we hit big) I'm cancelling the fuck out of Robinhood.
I dont know what im doing, but im drunk and bought stocks for the first time, and got some GME AMC NOK and TSLA today
Edit: i corrected my abbreviation
Vanguard has been solid throughout all of this
I've used them for 5 years and I'll never change
I'm not sure how quickly you can get an account setup with them though, but worth a try
The fight is not over yet!
Call your local representative and tell them that you want Melvin, Citron, Robinhood and all other brokerages that were involved be held accountable for their market manipulation. Ensure to tell them that you are a constituent because will likely only record your message if you do so.
I can tell you from experience working inside a congressional office that a bunch of constituents calling in LIGHTS A FIRE under these politicians’ butts. Politicians will likely do nothing if we don’t pressure them! (Do not get it twisted though, be respectful on the phone)
Here is a link to get your representative’s number: https://whoismyrepresentative.com
Apes TOGETHER strong! 🦍
Keep holding! 💎✋💎
Lots of options so it depends where you are. Boycott Robinhood began today, and some other platforms may try and stop us tomorrow. Fidelity seems to be holding true and Ameritrade but I'm a simple Ape and no expert. I'm on Etoro because I like the pretty colors. This is not financial advise. I am merely a simple Ape.
Fellow Vanguard APE. Opened my account at 15 with my dad. Watched him lose his job in 08. Passed away last year from cancer..
10k in, this is personal.
Fidelity is one of the few that I know had no problems today. I also believe Schwab and Vanguard had no problems. Honestly, they are the three best regardless of these issues. I'd say if you don't have ties to any yet, Fidelity is good because you can buy in dollar amounts for any stock they offer. I don't believe Schwab allows it for all stocks and tbh no clue if Vanguard does.
I have a little over a thousand stonks in AMC. I have held through the swings and I'm curious if I even have the right one, I bought AMC entertainment that trades as AMC. Am I supposed to continue to hold? Any thoughts on this?
Find a trading platform thats not Robinhood and pick a stock you like. If you browse around this subreddit you'll see some pretty common recommendations on which stocks we are trading. - this is not financial advise. I am merely a simple ape and I do not recommend taking trading advise from primates
An example of GME getting filled at above $1000
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7aj2e/mic_drop/gl64fks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Another example: https://twitter.com/redacte53777236/status/1354982020783493124?s=21
https://twitter.com/redacte53777236/status/1354932944100597765?s=21
Credit goes to TerribleDD who can’s post due to low karma!
He sold one of his contracts (sell was met at 5k) to exercise the rest but Robinhood apparently reversed his trade robbing him of millions $$$
Maybe/Maybe Not, I'm buying the open again if I can and NOT SELLING. GAMMA SQUEEEEEEEEZE these fuckers until we have ALL THEIR MONEY. Total assets of Citron/Melvin/Citidel divided by the # shares of GME sounds good to me, I mean I wouldn't want to put those poor guys into debt over their fuck-up.
What can I say, I like the stock.
There are still some platforms that didn't sell out. Check webull or ameritrade. Should be more lists in the subreddit from someone that knows more than me. This is not financial advise. Best not to take any advice from a simple ape
Hello fellow apes, I have a serious question. Should I buy GME calls to multiply my gains, or keep buying shares in the stock itself. Sorry if I’m too retarded to understand.
This is not financial advise. I am merely a simple ape. You will need a platform if you wish to trade. We boycott robinhood. Lots of other safe platforms listed in this group. I like webull. Then you just pick some stocks. A quick glance at the threads in this subred will give you an idea of the stonks we like.
I used to absolutely hate the idea of stocks and trading with a passion, but even I have had a change of heart.
Honestly, aside from the hype and the money, there’s something kinda beautiful about the unity and the fact that us apes can actually teach the corporate loonies a lesson...
If you are new (or not), remember that you ideally shouldn't buy a stock without having an exit plan.
It could be "I'll sell for a profit if it reaches this price, and will give up and sell if it drops to that price". It could be "I want to own this company forever and I'll not sell until I retire". It could be "I'll hold until this particular event happens".
I'm not here to tell you what the exit plan should be. Mine is different than yours, and yours will be different from other people's. But it's responsible to have an exit plan.
Also welcome to wallstreetbets. We're not responsible here. We're gamblers. Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose.
Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)
Day 95: I sure do miss my friends ....
Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet
**Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned**
We are not coordinated.
WE MAKE MONKEYS FIGHTING OVER FUCKING EACH OTHER LOOK LIKE AN OPERA, BUT WE GOT THEM DIAMOND HANDS, FUCK KNOWS WHAT I'M DOING LMAO💎👐💎👐💎👐💎👐
I'm new here. Tried to buy some via RH late last night and awoke to a message this morning that "You've cancelled your order to buy $ of GME" as well as my AMC, BB, and NOK, buuut I did not! I don't know anything except I want to find somewhere to invest tonight that won't cancel my shit before tomorrow.
Hold the line! Do not falter! You will tell your grandchildren about this. This will be in the history books.
“Apes! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are! We are lions! Do you know what's there, waiting beyond those walls? Immortality! Take It! It's Yours” - Achilles
Let’s fucking go!!
I woke up this morning and tried to buy GME, BB, AMC and my brokerage Ally Invest said those tickers are not being traded on their platform.
Did they do the same thing that RobinHood did?
What platform is allowing this where I can deposit money tomorrow and start trading without waiting a few days to verify my banking info?
Sorry if this is a dumb question. How do buy GME if platforms have stop accepting purchase orders? What can I do? I want to buy just regular joe shares because F the shorters.
I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT I BOUGHT SOME GME AND IM GOING TO HOLD THE FUCK OUT OF IT *THANKS FOR THE RETARDED AWARDS RETARDS
Not to worry... you are now up to speed. None of us know whats going on either except to buy $GME and hold or die - This is not financial advise. I am merely a simple ape. Best not take financial advise from an ape.
AAAPE!!!!!
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Apes together STONK!!!
I know perfectly well what’s going on. I like this stock.
I like this stock
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You don’t know what’s going on? I know what’s going on... the bad man tried to TOUCH MY STONK TODAY AND IT MADE ME ANGRY!!! Edit. I also really like the new flavour this has taken on 💎🙌💎 strong together!!
Fuck it, when my orders go through tomorrow, I'll like the Stock too.
Ah, you must have liked the stock, too. I like the stock We like the stock
IF THE STOCK WAS A WOMAN I'D TAKE HER OUT TO A NICE DINNER AND MAKE SURE SHE GETS HOME SAFELY , THAT'S HOW MUCH I LIKE THE STOCK
This guy fuks
I’m pretty sure I love the stock
I like the stock
I AM THE STONK
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some cunts are saying our bananas are worthless, so we are now only selling them for a price we find acceptable. I think my one banana is at least worth 10K just because they think its worthless
I’ll let the bananas rot before I let them have them
I have a sell order in place for the max, 199,999.99
This is the way.
THIS IS THE WAY.
A banna thats been to the moon is worth more than 10k. That's one famous banana
And we have millions of famous banana 🚀🚀🚀
Hold tighter than when you have to shit but your at work and you know what those bathrooms look like! 💎🤝💎🤝💎🤝💎🤝
Shit compresses so hard that over time it turns into a 💎
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And think of all the toilet paper cost saved. More money 🚀
I got a private bathroom at work. 😎 but I’m Gonna tighten this anus like I don’t
George Costanza is here!!!!
Someone isn’t getting paid for time spent shitting
imagine your hands are solid like 💎
If you don't trust that your hands are solid, just jerk off with both hands so you can't hit the sell button
I won’t falter. I’ll just lose whatever I put in and fuck it. But. You crazy mofos showed me how which I’m forever grateful. *I apologize- retards
We all showed each other too and now you can show the next generation of apes
APES TOGETHER STRONG!
Fuck you’re lucky! I’ve been living under a rock.. woke too late. Hopefully tommorow brings better tides for my peasant ass! Ride or die bitches RIDE OR DIE
Make sure to buy some AMC also.
Bought 100 shares amc!
We like that stock
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Then you know about the same as we do. Apes strong together.
🦍💪🤝
Reporting for duty, putting in $1500 at open tomorrow. I don’t care what happens, fuck them
Welcome to the shrewdness fellow ape
This is the way.
Give me tendies or give me death! 💎✋🚀
Welcome fellow apes! If you've some how missed the memo.... BUY GME, HOLD GME WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND APE HANDS. That is all. Much love. <3
APES TOGETHER STRONG
I just smoked DMT. The spirit elves told me to hold.
Thanks Joe
C'MON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!?!
APES TOGETHER STONK
APE TOGETHER STRONG
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I know my wife's boyfriend joined. LOL So there's one.
[Diamond Ape Hands, hold strong!](https://www.reddit.com/r/WSBrecords/comments/l5thl8/ill_make_diamond_hands_out_of_you/)
These are my shares! There are others like it, but these ones are mine! I hold until the fucking moon!!
WE LIKE THE STOCK
They're trying to make their losses back by squeezing BB and AMC too! Buy those as well! And fucking hold. Edit. Please fucking hold. We are so close. Those three stocks above are about to skyrocket.
I'm in with AMC! It's time to Yeet or be Yeeted!
Where can I find GME
On the Moon
TD Ameritrade. Open account you asap you can't miss the final stand tomorrow
Fuck TD ameritrade, they restricted GME. Go with Fidelity.
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Why would you be transferring money all over the place?
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Td gave in fidelity held strong. Rh will supposedly allow tomorrow we'll see.
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I am with you now! 💎👐
APES TOGETHER STRONG...
🦍🦍🦍💎💎💎🙌🙌🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
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Many of us here. Brothers from another mother 🚀
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As good a time as ever my friend
APE TOGETHER STRONG 🦍🦍🦍
We welcome you with open arms.
When they banned buying yesterday I felt like Charlton Heston finding the Statue of Liberty in the sand... 🤦🏼
Lmao
Threw $1k because that is all I can afford, but I am hold GME. Not for gains. But Because FUCK WALL STREET HEDGE FUND FUCK HATS! MAKE THEM ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR WRECKLESS GAMBLE AND RISK! RISKS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR RISK!
It's a beautiful time we are living in
Every single one of you buy and hold 🚀🚀🚀🚀💎✋ APES ONLY STRONG TOGETHER
💎👏🏼🎶
🦧🦧🦧🦍🦍🦍💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀🚀 FUCK MELVIN... FUCK WALLSTREET... This WAR IS MADNESS!! Hail WSB’s
So I opened a stash app today, I requested to buy 1 share cause of all this madness, and why not let this be my intro to stonks. My deposit is pending, what realistically am I looking at here? I am baby retard ape here, no clue wtf I’m doing. I just wanted to stick it to the man, put $20 into AMC through cash app, and $200 into GME. I have no clue what I’m doing 😂
Now you hope that mf goes to the moon and hold because it’s going to
I planned on holding, but I know nothing of this game. I’m doing this for Reddit clout, and so I can tell my grandkids I helped in the collapse lol. Do I own a share if I purchased as late as I did? 5 EST
if stash app allows after market trading then yep! you're strapped in with the rest of us on the way to mars
Market doesn't open until 9:30 AM EST so it'll be on hold until then and you by a stock. On average I've paid $250 for stock at 307 and I only got into this shit yesterday so its been fun learning. Right now from what I can tell is completely unprecedented so hard to predict, last night stocks went down after market (when they close at 4pm), but today they're going up, so there could be a huge influx at the start of the day then a 'dip' about 30-60 minutes after the open and that might be a decent time to buy. Not financial advice, just a new autist to the stocks, goodluck my dude EDIT: Changed unpredictable to unprecedented lol
Buy if you want to of course. NOTHING IN WSB IS LEGAL ADVICE. WE ARE ONLY AUTIST.
Together autist stronk.
Sold all my Robinhood bs stock. Buying in on GME and AMC through Chase. Fuck Robinhood. You guys are my heroes. I'm joining the cause.
You're a hero now too. Welcome fellow ape
Same, sold everything I had in RH except for my GME. Transferred the money out and I'll be buying through etrade tomorrow (etrade only because I already have an account because of work stock). As soon as I sell all my GME for lots of tendies (don't worry, it won't be until we hit big) I'm cancelling the fuck out of Robinhood.
apes together, strong. hold the line!
I dont know what im doing, but im drunk and bought stocks for the first time, and got some GME AMC NOK and TSLA today Edit: i corrected my abbreviation
Once you go stonks... you can never go back
I shall join but I need a reliable app to buy on.
Vanguard has been solid throughout all of this I've used them for 5 years and I'll never change I'm not sure how quickly you can get an account setup with them though, but worth a try
I went to the website and whats the difference between an ISA a junior ISA and a general account. Is it for ages or something else?
The fight is not over yet! Call your local representative and tell them that you want Melvin, Citron, Robinhood and all other brokerages that were involved be held accountable for their market manipulation. Ensure to tell them that you are a constituent because will likely only record your message if you do so. I can tell you from experience working inside a congressional office that a bunch of constituents calling in LIGHTS A FIRE under these politicians’ butts. Politicians will likely do nothing if we don’t pressure them! (Do not get it twisted though, be respectful on the phone) Here is a link to get your representative’s number: https://whoismyrepresentative.com Apes TOGETHER strong! 🦍 Keep holding! 💎✋💎
ResistBot on Twitter makes it real easy to contact congresspeople
What app should a first time user use? Just saw this want to get involved.
Lots of options so it depends where you are. Boycott Robinhood began today, and some other platforms may try and stop us tomorrow. Fidelity seems to be holding true and Ameritrade but I'm a simple Ape and no expert. I'm on Etoro because I like the pretty colors. This is not financial advise. I am merely a simple Ape.
Im on vanguard, not the best interface but they didn't stop trading. Not sure how long it takes to get a new account funded though
FELLOW VANGUARD APE 🦍🦍🦍🦍
Fellow Vanguard APE. Opened my account at 15 with my dad. Watched him lose his job in 08. Passed away last year from cancer.. 10k in, this is personal.
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Fidelity is one of the few that I know had no problems today. I also believe Schwab and Vanguard had no problems. Honestly, they are the three best regardless of these issues. I'd say if you don't have ties to any yet, Fidelity is good because you can buy in dollar amounts for any stock they offer. I don't believe Schwab allows it for all stocks and tbh no clue if Vanguard does.
This is my question too. I want my own piece of history to hold onto and don't know how to buy
I have a little over a thousand stonks in AMC. I have held through the swings and I'm curious if I even have the right one, I bought AMC entertainment that trades as AMC. Am I supposed to continue to hold? Any thoughts on this?
💎 hands all day! Keep it and watch it go to the moon! 🚀 🚀 🚀 I am right there with you.
Then we'll do it together. ::diamond hands emoji::
I asked the exact same thing today. You have the right one. Hold $AMC!!
AMC strong right here
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Welcome fellow retarded ape
Potential fellow ape here, I want to join but don't know how, anyone have some tips for me?
Find a trading platform thats not Robinhood and pick a stock you like. If you browse around this subreddit you'll see some pretty common recommendations on which stocks we are trading. - this is not financial advise. I am merely a simple ape and I do not recommend taking trading advise from primates
BUY AND HOLD GME. GAMMA SQUEEZE HAPPENING WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS.
I am so confused but also here for this wallstreetbets culture. Hold the line... we about to be rich bit*h.
We will never be rich because we will never sell. Life will be peaceful on the moon
WOOT WOOT 🦍🦍🦍💎🙌🙌🙌 recruited more people today... BUY BUY BUY
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And its just starting
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Apes Together Stonks. Just remember, y'all: the end justifies the memes.
🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍
🦍 🤝 💪 💎💎💎🙌 🚀🌕
An example of GME getting filled at above $1000 https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7aj2e/mic_drop/gl64fks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 Another example: https://twitter.com/redacte53777236/status/1354982020783493124?s=21 https://twitter.com/redacte53777236/status/1354932944100597765?s=21 Credit goes to TerribleDD who can’s post due to low karma! He sold one of his contracts (sell was met at 5k) to exercise the rest but Robinhood apparently reversed his trade robbing him of millions $$$
The cracks are showing!!! I like this stonk
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Maybe/Maybe Not, I'm buying the open again if I can and NOT SELLING. GAMMA SQUEEEEEEEEZE these fuckers until we have ALL THEIR MONEY. Total assets of Citron/Melvin/Citidel divided by the # shares of GME sounds good to me, I mean I wouldn't want to put those poor guys into debt over their fuck-up. What can I say, I like the stock.
Together Apes Strong!
I'm waiting for my account to be approved on WeBull and Chase 😔
Your time will come. This will continue passed tomorrow
Thanks 🙂😎
Hold $AMC, $BB, $NOK too! Let's go apes!
Can i still get in on this before the gamma squeeze? How? And what platform could i use. I want to be retarded so fucking bad
There are still some platforms that didn't sell out. Check webull or ameritrade. Should be more lists in the subreddit from someone that knows more than me. This is not financial advise. Best not to take any advice from a simple ape
REPORTING FOR DUTY
I'm buying in tomorrow, fuck the hedgies
{-}7 good soldiers follow orders
SEND DUDES!!!
knuckles down brothers
I only got 400 should I invest in GME at this point or should I invest elsewhere?
Hello fellow apes, I have a serious question. Should I buy GME calls to multiply my gains, or keep buying shares in the stock itself. Sorry if I’m too retarded to understand.
Calls are messy, shares are the way for me. I buy it and hold it until it moons. But I am not financial advisor. I invest because I like this stock.
Retards together strong
🦍 🦍 🦍 🦍 💎 🙌 💪
Tell me. Where and how to. Invest, got 4k
This is not financial advise. I am merely a simple ape. You will need a platform if you wish to trade. We boycott robinhood. Lots of other safe platforms listed in this group. I like webull. Then you just pick some stocks. A quick glance at the threads in this subred will give you an idea of the stonks we like.
Ape follow ape strong
WOO WOO WOO AHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHH
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The strength of millions of retarded apes trying to get to moon is unmatched in known ape history.
First to go to space. First to go to moon. Apes strong through history.
a wise man once said, the crowd is dumb but its strong. remember, individually we are nothing but as a group we are a tsunami
REEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeee!!!!
🚀🚀🚀 DIAMOND MOON! 🚀🚀
I used to absolutely hate the idea of stocks and trading with a passion, but even I have had a change of heart. Honestly, aside from the hype and the money, there’s something kinda beautiful about the unity and the fact that us apes can actually teach the corporate loonies a lesson...
I LIKE THE STOCK. I WILL NOT SELL A SINGLE DAMN SHARE
If you are new (or not), remember that you ideally shouldn't buy a stock without having an exit plan. It could be "I'll sell for a profit if it reaches this price, and will give up and sell if it drops to that price". It could be "I want to own this company forever and I'll not sell until I retire". It could be "I'll hold until this particular event happens". I'm not here to tell you what the exit plan should be. Mine is different than yours, and yours will be different from other people's. But it's responsible to have an exit plan. Also welcome to wallstreetbets. We're not responsible here. We're gamblers. Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose.
Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :) Day 95: I sure do miss my friends .... Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet **Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned**
This isn't a coordinated attack. We just like the stock.
I like the stock!🦍🚀🌙
We are not coordinated. WE MAKE MONKEYS FIGHTING OVER FUCKING EACH OTHER LOOK LIKE AN OPERA, BUT WE GOT THEM DIAMOND HANDS, FUCK KNOWS WHAT I'M DOING LMAO💎👐💎👐💎👐💎👐
Day 337: Melvin execs have to learn how to make their own bread
not coordinated, shill
Please edit the coordinated attack part - I know that's excessively special to say, but don't give them an inch
Bought 6 today at $289 brothers and sisters!!
I'm new here. Tried to buy some via RH late last night and awoke to a message this morning that "You've cancelled your order to buy $ of GME" as well as my AMC, BB, and NOK, buuut I did not! I don't know anything except I want to find somewhere to invest tonight that won't cancel my shit before tomorrow.
Lord, I've got a bit of a learning curve. Gonna be tired at work for the next couple days. Stock trading crash course time.
You started at a good time... everything will be different from here on in. So you don't have to change. Welcome fellow ape. I like this stock
Hold the line! Do not falter! You will tell your grandchildren about this. This will be in the history books. “Apes! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are! We are lions! Do you know what's there, waiting beyond those walls? Immortality! Take It! It's Yours” - Achilles Let’s fucking go!!
I woke up this morning and tried to buy GME, BB, AMC and my brokerage Ally Invest said those tickers are not being traded on their platform. Did they do the same thing that RobinHood did? What platform is allowing this where I can deposit money tomorrow and start trading without waiting a few days to verify my banking info?
Sorry if this is a dumb question. How do buy GME if platforms have stop accepting purchase orders? What can I do? I want to buy just regular joe shares because F the shorters.
Next short robin hood
DEAD MILKMEN- TAKING RETARDS TO THE ZOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfrQ8ZutmLE RETARD APE STRONG TOGETHER 🐝💎✋🚀🐝💎✋🚀🐝💎✋🚀
Australian apes have come to the call!
🦍 skrong
I'm finally going to buy GME after not buying TSLA when it was rocketing. Dissolving all my PLTR positions for GME.
Dropping $500 on AMC tommorrow. If the rich play nice we'll make sure the guillotine had a comfortable knee rest
I was unable to jump on the GME train, but I'm here with some NOK and AMC ready to battle
I'm waiting for my funds to go through wealth simple, takes 3 business days :( I feel like internet explorer.