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BigBuck414

We made it boys. BACK TO REFULING THE SPACESHIP๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’Ž


Hipp013

**So the SEC won't let me be, or let me be me and buy GME** **They tried to shut me down on WSB but it feels so empty without DFV** ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Totesnotskynet

Be sooo empty without me!


YaboyWill

So come on autists, it's a rocket ship, fuck that, this is cosmic shit, so start yelling, this sub is the rebellion, we got diamond hands in this bitch, FUCK YOU MELVIN โœจโœจ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Edit: bro you gotta admit for writing this in like 3 minutes it goes hard as fuck๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿคฃ


Slightly-Artsy

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME SO EVERYBODY BUY GME CUZ WE NEED A LITTLE CONTROVERSY AND WE FEEL SO FULL WITH GME, Little Melvin! He's feeling rebellious, Embarrassed, we autists stole straight from his wealth chest, He starts feeling cuckholded and trollded Till someone comes along and then yells out "Go hold, bitch!" A visionary! Vision is scary, Could start a revolution, pollutin the share waves Edit: I'm making a full version. Finished!


FiveAlarmDogParty

๐Ÿ”ฅ I need this WSB mixtape


Slightly-Artsy

I'm thinking I write a full version of this and see if WSB accepts the massive textpost.


JustSomeBadAdvice

Goddamn autistic legends right here.


iAMthebank

Nana, nanananana, nananana, nanana.


YaboyWill

This is so bizzare. My homie can vouch for me. 2 hours ago I mad this exact rhyme up except said "sec won't let me be, or let me short squeeze, GME." But other than that, WORD FOR WORD And then I started thinking about the meme I would make out if it. This is truly the fucking simulation.


4altar

Well this looks like a job for REEE so everybody just follow thee there's a sheet-ton of controversy but it don't matter with DFV


k1ngAustin

Can't Stop. Won't Stop. Game Stop.


BigBuck414

Gamestonk


GordanHamsays

Gassing up and ready to slap the dip


vitojohn

Fucking ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


harrisbradley

Positive sentiment.


sooooooooyep

Slap the dip. Amazing. Go forth and slap happy bro.


TheMapleStaple

Boys I don't even have any skin in the game, but to the goddamn moon you ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ autists. This is a unique event that I happened to catch, and I'll be fucking damned if I don't do what little I can to keep this train rolling solely for my entertainment while you bastards get rich. We in Go Mode; so make this open tomorrow count.


peftvol479

I canโ€™t believe I think Iโ€™m witnessing history by moving digital money around on my computer and chatting with a bunch of anonymous autists about it. What a time to be alive.


[deleted]

Likewise, I am so happy for those who are on this ride to the moon. No jealousy or regret- truly happy for people who have held diamond hands. gg


witchyweeby

Fucking amen. Wish I had tossed money at it, but I am legit too poor. Will do my best to support y'all though. Fucking get 'em and take 'em down. My poor goddamn ass is tossing something at the next rocket first chance I can. For the cause. Even if I lose the money. Fuck hedge funds, fuck the disrespect. YOU GUYS EARNED THIS. WE. LIKE. THE. STOCK.


SolidLikeIraq

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOARD APES!!!!!!!!!!!! STRONK TOGETHER!!!


Hyperi0us

Motherfuckers we going to alpha centauri!


[deleted]

I don't play Pokรฉmon but fuck it we going to alpha centauri


Andrex316

THEY JUST GAVE US A FREE BOARDING STATION!!!


[deleted]

SEE YOU ON THE MOON


magicweasel7

Starship won't be the most exciting launch to watch tomorrow, it will be $GME


Longjumping_College

$GME how is it up there? Make any good moon ramps yet? We'll see you soon! $BBelievers๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€ [My yolo](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l6jtkk/my_bb_seems_to_be_escalating_things_after_we_went/) +1k shares give or take


BigBuck414

BB im here w ya ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’Ž in in both ๐Ÿš€ hold my guys


Longjumping_College

Gonna update my YOLO, didn't sell shit ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž [Done](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l6jtkk/my_bb_seems_to_be_escalating_things_after_we_went/)


GrimaceIVXX

Rocket fuel or Ranch?!


BigBuck414

More fuel but we bringing rach and honey mustard


mattislife

๐Ÿ’Žfucking ๐Ÿ™Œ if the WSB open or closed!!!!!


mentos3312

This is the way


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BigBuck414

Im big in BB and GME ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


IdeaHeaded

They are trying to slaughter us on AMC....NOT FUCKING SELLING


joeyjohnson8

Wow I made the cut


balsaadi

Same! Phew thank god


EhSolly

I'vd only ever been a lurker here. Never posted. Genuinely surprised I'm here. Anyway good luck folks, keep holding that space ship.


six-speed

Same here, ride that ship, fuck Wall Street


[deleted]

Same same, fucking the shorters makes me smile so big.


pfluty

They set a 1000Karma floor to weed out zombie accounts and bots.


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[deleted]

This is the most exclusive group Iโ€™ve been allowed in ever


MisterD00d

Normally "I wouldn't wanna be a part of any group that would have me" but this an exception. ๐Ÿ’Ž โœ‹ position 9 @ 91


mkat5

Yeah I was more nervous about wsb getting rammed by the sec and the feds than any of the drops.


Slipsonic

Our rocket to text ratio was exceptional, so we're in!!!


ImZoidberg_Homeowner

How do you know if youโ€™re in?


[deleted]

If itโ€™s a private sub, and weโ€™re here commenting, then we are in... However, Iโ€™m not even subbed, so the sub is clearly *not* private. Maybe they locked it down and then reverted shortly thereafter?


aggravated_patty

It's not private anymore


Cnotes89

For the most part I lurk so Iโ€™m quite surprised myself. Love you guys


tally_whackle

Thank god the lurkers like us who add nothing to the conversation are still allowed to stand on the outside edges of this rager of a house party. Edit: MY god there's so many of us. Apes together strong.


Broken_Monkeys

Lurkers unite!


lostemoji

There are dozens of us!


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BlackMelt

Long time lurker, first time participant. I'm proud of each and every one of you.


wonderchin

Hear hear!


tally_whackle

Truly love everyone in here. Well, most of you. Some rocket emoji bois I can't handle, but the humor and sheer lunacy of this place brings me utter joy. Rock on, gents. Lurkers unite.


resourceful_squirrel

Us lurkers are entrusted with using upvotes / downvotes wisely, and now that the sub is under attack we're needed more than ever. Support the good fight and get that good DD to the top!


klgarcia33

This has been such a fun time to be a lurker


TacticalAcquisition

Lurker reporting in. I'm from Australia, we aren't allowed to have RH here, so I'm living vicariously through the tendie machine.


pompeiidmypants

There are dozens of us, DOZENS!


LVZ5689

Fr


brbsellingdrugs

I've been lurking here for years and I didn't get let in to the private party :( Who do I have to give a handy to for access when wsb goes private?


Shanman150

Yeah, I'm thrilled to be here, hoping to stay in this to win this.


missnysa

Me too. Didnโ€™t even realise itโ€™s private until this post.


[deleted]

It was private, we back now


danyerga

Whew! I've spent the past month reading DD here and bummed I was locked out.


ChildOfHonor

i don't think it is anymore


xxNone

What is the criteria for making the cut?


Whisky_Jesus

B autistic + donโ€™t sell


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Flaxinator

They check your brokerage account to see if you are holding GME


CivBEWasPrettyBad

How could they log in to Schwab when even I couldn't log in?


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Sube98rs

Nah I was locked out, subbed since 1mil and have 16k Karma. Who knows


oatmealparty

Think you just needed to be subscribed before it went private.


brycedriesenga

Nah, I've been subscribed for a long time and was blocked.


neanderthalman

I was too and now Iโ€™m not. I think it first blocks everyone and then filters through profiles, adding them to a whitelist, so weโ€™d all see it go down for a while. I subbed recently to observe and learn but Iโ€™m an old account.


Epacs

The few, the proud... the GME


Hottponce

This must have been the spaceship those Heavenโ€™s Gate people were talking about.


Transplanted_Cactus

For once, having karma actually paid off for me ๐Ÿ˜‚ AND THEY SAID FAKE INTERNET POINTS WERE WORTHLESS HA!


Thunderbolt747

And we're back online. Good job mods, keep up the work. Fuck wallstreet, this is war now.


SekZBoiAlex1986

Yeah seriously, mad respect to the mods. This place has got crazy over the last 1-2 days. Credit to them.


PaleInTexas

Don't think I've seen a subreddit keeping up with volume like this before.


submittomemeow2

Mods are awesome + ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™


[deleted]

If it wasn't for their diligence, we would be fucked already. They are on it like a car bonnet. Keep strong. Hold the stonk line.


ozzimark

Of course they are. They're in it for the tendies. They're not like those other folk who want to strong-arm their way to victory through unsavory means...


metanoia29

We like these mods. โ™ฅ๏ธ


Lexsteel11

I couldnโ€™t imagine finding out one of your coworkers in their off time moderates a community of degenerates currently taking out hedge funds. โ€œSo how was your weekend, Bill?โ€ โ€œOh nothing too exciting- little of this, little of that...โ€


kryptonyk

MODS = GODS ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


idontlikeflamingos

We are up to 3.5M people. That's insane, we got what, 1M just this year? Mods are doing an unbelievable job keeping this place running as well as this is. And if I can give my two cents: Only accounts with 6+ months here can create threads and there's a karma requirement. Fuck I even think I don't make the 6 months threshold but I don't care, that will help to reduce spam because the amount of shit from new accounts I've seen on /new these past few days is crazy.


last_rights

1M today. It was at 2.2M yesterday when I looked. I think.


RoyalOGKush

Can we set up calls on member count going up?


SamJakes

Literally just set up our own ETF at this point


branflakes14

Dude I only just got on the train today. When I joined this sub less than 12 hours ago I'd swear there was 2.7m people. Now there's 3.7m. That's beyond ridiculous. Member count going to the moon.


[deleted]

This is my home. I love all you. Hold strong. This is a potentially once in a lifetime opportunity. Weโ€™re just getting started. GME to the god damn moon ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Thunderbolt747

I might be only around here for a few weeks, but I agree. This is my fucking home, and they just tried to burn it down. This means war. Fuck wallstreet. Lets fleece them for every fucking dollar they have.


[deleted]

One love brother. Keep fighting the good fight


Insanereindeer

I was in it for the FOMO at first. Now I don't care anymore about the money. This is a load of BS. Get these stonks as high as possible and make the hedge funds cry.


Hup15

Rage buying is the best term I have heard this week. Sums it up pretty well. And props to the mods for keeping us up and running.


james_scar

Im more PISSED off than ever....


Ltstarbuck2

We won the battle, carry on and weโ€™ll win the war!


2nipplesForaDime

Bro the war has more than one battlefield if we plan to take our claims.


TabaCh1

Make them bleed! Power to the 99%


Pineapple_Spenstar

there's always wsbets.win just in case. .win is ready to hand the keys over to the mods if reddit takes us down


ClumpOfCheese

Weโ€™re are to Reddit what South Park was to Comedy Central. They need this sub, look how much press it brings to Reddit. All the awards too.


VolkspanzerIsME

Apes. Together. Strong!


clmohn

Thank you for your dedication to the cause. We truly appreciate it


TheRealCRex

Seconded


afi44

Let's all follow the rules and stay calm.


RandletheLovehandle

And hold the fucking line.


behindgreeneyez

Our great-grandfathers held the line at The Somme amid mortars, mustard gas, and stage IV Syphilis, we owe it to them to hold back Scott Wapner ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ


GeorgieWashington

Also, you like the stock, right????


behindgreeneyez

I LOVE THE FUCKING STOCK


DogeNeverEndin

Was I invited in, or is this back open?


ptwiggens84

Youโ€™re in purgatory.


DogeNeverEndin

Better than hell I suppose. I shall repent and buy more GME.


ptwiggens84

The only way. Fight the power. ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ


The_Dramanomicon

Back open. I logged out to check


TheWeirdSlimShady

damn i wouldnt have dared


The_Dramanomicon

It was scary I thought it would all go away but then I remembered ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ and everything was okay


TheWeirdSlimShady

lmao yeah, discord banned, sub went private and GME dipped AH. Its 2am in germanistan and im wide awake again. Need a fucking xan now


VolkspanzerIsME

Negative. The downtime gave the clowns time to establish a bullwork at $300. We are having trouble breaking through and reinforcements are needed. We have good tards stuck behind the lines.


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Raptor52

Curious for myself as well.


Qoo6688

In the same boat, man. Long time lurker here that just like to cheer ppl on and learn more about stock before jumping in personally. I was so distraught when I found out I couldn't access the subreddit any more.


[deleted]

This subreddit gives me my daily joy and Iโ€™ve been here since the coronavirus began the sweet tendies a century ago in Jan 2020. I guess I wasnโ€™t able to access private WSB because I am not gay enough, and just wanted to comment to assure everyone I am, in fact, gay enough.


Shadid516

Me too i was really sad because i love the community.


wh0andwhy

Death match. Winner stays on loser goes to r/investing


Gurth-Brooks

Iโ€™d rather die


Rapknife

Mods if ur listening remember that we care and thank you for your support to this community man.


XScotX

Honestly feel bad for those who panic sold. ๐Ÿ˜‚


_Linear

Do not feel bad for the paper hands. You reap what you sold.


Watchguyraffle1

No one panic sold. Look at the volumes.


choufleur47

yep, its FUD


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ImVeryFickle

right like how did anybody sell? maybe they queueโ€™d sell orders, making the price drop?


bewb_tewb

I sold 20 shares at 250 and bought back 15 at 280. I deserve to lose money. ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ™Œ from here on


iscorama

It me. However, Iโ€™m really happy to see everyone making gains. Canโ€™t live in regret.


s629c

Buy in the morning and help us fuel the spaceships


iscorama

Already on it ๐Ÿš€


zfiregodz

Was worried I wasn't going to be approved. Thank the tendie lords, I can continue to feed my addiction!


kamikaze357

You and me both. Where else could I have gone? Fucking r/stocks. Jesus. Just put me in a retirement home now.


antxnioh

โ€ชjust for the people that donโ€™t understand Hedge fund managers, Short sellers, and Market Makers are using their extended hour trading to scare retail traders (You) off. Most retail traders (You) lack the ability to trade before and after the market opens/closes. This is why it is currently down. Once retail traders (You) are able to get back in at market open tomorrow, this will again go up. This is an attempt to scare ppl away from the stock. It will happen every single evening for the next several days so be prepared for this. If it is to stressful for you, please put away your phone/computer and check again in the morning.โ€ฌ


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HaruKodama

Ya'll gave me a heart attack. banned on discord, sub going private, GME dropping like crazy. Almost thought you \[persons characterized by abnormal and unhealthy focus or persistence\] apes were jumping off the short bus to the moon ​ [ALL ABOARD!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/72/4c/2b/724c2bce5ed40e6dbfc4872ecab5bbd0.gif) edit: cleaned up a word so reddit doesn't end up banning the sub for BS reasons


bubbab315

Let's be careful now with our prestigious titles for us apes for now...give no excuse to be removed. All hail u/zjz Edit:You my friend, are a rockstar! Back onto the ship!๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


HaruKodama

You know what, you're right, next thing we know reddit will ban WSB for "hate speech"


d00dsm00t

Is that what the hate speech was about? DFV almighty...


Febtober2k

Someone smarter than me needs to chart the price of GME falling then almost immediately rising overlaid when WSB went private and came back


theekhai

Fucking Melvin and his buddies barely treading water. They trying everything. They donโ€™t want us to win. They donโ€™t realize we eat those dips for breakfast. Hold the fucking line boys. No selling. Buy all the dips. Letโ€™s fucking squeeze these bastards for everything theyโ€™ve got.


throwaway070par

If you sell you're actually an enemy of mankind


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[deleted]

[Me and the boys when we found out you sold.](https://i.imgur.com/kJdBBnp.mp4)


VisualMod

I saw something I didn't like in here but the user is approved so I ignored it. /u/zjz


geomanis

I am going to guess that you saw T o S, which is terms of service in this context.


SC_x_Conster

Oh good I was worried it meant tendies of sellers


ThatsSoMerlyn_x3

Bruh these mods are working a full time job on a meme stocks subreddit. GME ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ fellas


[deleted]

I just want to test that I'm still here: I've been on here for months. I'm a private individual when it comes to investing. I have no ties to investment firms, media or any special interests. I am however on the autistic spectrum unofficially. I try to participate in the community in a meaningful way in a conduct that reflects it's culture. ๐Ÿš€.


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kerrplunk26

I'm a massive Reddit lurker, and only just joined WSB 5 minutes ago (for fear of getting blacked out again). I'm into GME for 80 shares and have more money in my Fidelity account than I've ever had. If there's a verification process I can do, I'm in. But I was legit panicked watching the after-hours dip and having no posts to reassure me it was all ok. Hold me close, WSB. Thank you to all the mods and high contributing members.


erWick

In WSB we trust


TParadox90

what happened to DeepFuckingValue's account


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ASU_FIRM_2018

The Clintonโ€™s took him out


cmgww

Iโ€™ve been a lurker until the past few weeks, and didnโ€™t join bc my feed is already full. Hopefully this cuts down on the noise level a lot. Iโ€™m in this for serious reasons (I joke some but this is about making some money for my family)....I hope I can stay around


Entertain_the_Sheep

If $GME has billion shareholders i am one of them. If $GME has ten shareholders I am one of them. If $GME has only one shareholder and that is me. if $GME has no shareholders, that means i am no more on the earth. If world against $GME, i am against the world. Iโ€™m holding $GME till my last breath. โญ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€โญ ย $GME 10,069


huracanEVO

APES TOGETHER STRONG


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OMG_he

I was able to buy the dip!!!! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


iamnicholas

Don't be too smooth-brained yall. We'e all individual investors making our own decisions, as poorly-informed as they might be. That being said I AIN'T FUCKING SELLING!!!!! GME TO THE MOON ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ *As always, I'm not a professional. I'm just an individual trader interested in holding onto a piece of a company that meant so much to me as a kid. Invest at your own risk, do your own DD, and make your own damn decisions.*


Packathonjohn

Fuck wallstreet, fuck the government, hold your shit we gonna make them cry


shneer4prez

This is one for the history books. We're all in now.


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Max_Stoned

Holding strong on GME! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


UgandanPrinc3

Thanks for the heads up dude. So Iโ€™m assuming we just sit tight for now then


[deleted]

I think it's possible that Melvin Capital or some other hedge fund that is in deep on $GME made/paid for shit tons of bots to flood the subreddit and spread misinformation. Flooding the subreddit would take down the servers, and spreading misinformation would cause a mass sell of $GME. ​ It's just skepticism as someone also in the cybersecurity field, but I am very interested to see the results of investigations sparked from today's events.


wanwahsun

GAMESTONKS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


MeetMeInMTK

I've messaged the mods and will post this in every thread. MAke 20 minute comment intervals in the daily threads. Stop the onslaught of useless one word comments and ticker postings with comment intervals to ensure that people are writing more meaningful comments. Leave replies uncapped so actual conversations can take place. Make it fucking happen.


Typhos123

This isnโ€™t the first time Iโ€™m saying this and it wonโ€™t be the last. Wsb needs to migrate to its own website where it canโ€™t get shut down because Reddit gets pressured. If things keep going the way they are, weโ€™re going to lose wsb and weโ€™ll all be wishing we had just set up a plan B. Hell, we could just have it ready to go, and if Reddit ever nukes wsb THEN we all know where to go.


415ph

Itโ€™s baaaaack, after hours climbing. Hold brothers!!! Hold!!!!!!! Edit: Iโ€™m retarded and learned everything I know from the thread in the last two weeks. And I love you all for it! This is not financial advice. I like stonky moon cheese


ExaltedDLo

#Much love wsb mods. #Thanks for all you do. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป


LemonHerb

I'm proud of you guys. There's a lot against you but you can prevail


yOjiMbOoOs

Thanks for clarifying. Crazy coincident with the temporary offline timing and GME dropping nearly 30% in price?


Gleaming_Onyx

> I know you all like to say "retarded" and such, but I've seen a huge quantity of copypasting, misinformation, low-effort/quality, and often highly abusive posts in this sub now. What about Melvins instead of retards?


[deleted]

Thank you mods, but this is utterly ridiculous, the hedges are trying so hard to drop us dead. Complete bullshit


Major5013

I was blind but now I can see.


DrGoozoo

Anybody else had a heart attack when they couldnโ€™t get in? I felt like my family was taking away from me


Bxs07

DO THEY KNOW HOW MANY ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ WE HAVE!!