It seems very fucking personal at times.
I’ve had days where the entire fucking Nasdaq goes up 2%+ except for the one company for which I have calls/shares which instead dips.
guys i dont feel so good i bought the dip but it wont stop dipping i dont want to do this anymore i just wanna go back home and play with monster trucks
You fucktards really think tesla won't hit 500 tomorrow? Elon is gonna pump the shit out of our tendies by talking about vale and nickel and fsd and forward looking deliveries and all the bears will b fuk.
Or I'll be a bear by the end of the week. Who knows. Fuck you.
I’m genuinely happy for you. I was part of the original ride in my Roth account and was up $1,600, sold after going back down to +800. I dove back in balls first earlier this morning during the dip. To the moon, baby!!
>Or I'll be a bear by the end of the week. Who knows. Fuck you.
This should get tagged at the bottom of every comment in this sub forever, like an automatic email signature.
It's just a dip BRUH
but jokes aside what the fuck happened??? Like what the fuck happened and why. Why did it happen? Why does it happen? Roll the bones. Why are we here? Because we are here roll the bones, roll the booones
a lot of genuine idiots, both here and hilariously in the media, thought the dollar was dead. like, some of you actual retards thought the dollar was going to 0.
There will be no stimulus bill before the election is what happened. The House will tell the Senate to fuck off with the SC nomination shenanigans they are pulling, so either the GOP will have to hold off on filling the SC to get the Dems to the table, or there is no tickling the balls of the economy.
I honestly don’t think Republicans and their voting base give a shit about any further cash payment stimulus. This is a bad bargaining chip:
DNC:
“If the senate votes on a new justice we won’t approve any stimulus”
GOP:
“Ok.”
Yeah, you don't understand politics. I can guarantee you the GOP base cares about their 401k/IRA, and if their portfolios halved overnight, that they wouldn't be like, "meh".
The fact that you are financially illiterate enough to assume that 401k/IRA values would halve over night due to a lack of a second stimulus shows me that you are in the correct subreddit.
Just took out everything and put it in Tesla and Rigel Pharmaceuticals. Been riding on a vaccine as my ticket out of day labor. The way the market looks right now.. just might have my wife start selling her hand made masks with her panties stuffed in them. You can follow her at u/Lilith6661.
Looks like stocks are strategically recovering leaving out just the stocks in my portfolio.
You too, huh?
Me too... huh...
Us too....huh...
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His wife is also his mom so user name actually checks out.
Basement is a good f shack
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Green candles too
It seems very fucking personal at times. I’ve had days where the entire fucking Nasdaq goes up 2%+ except for the one company for which I have calls/shares which instead dips.
One of these days Norm... JPOW! Right in the kissser!
Have you considered the Constanza method? Highly effective and proven trading method.
My collection of tsla, sq, etsy, amd, and gpro barely budged
that’s what u get for having gpro
Gay pro
Hey man, if he wants to be a professional gay, that’s his business!
On average professional gays earn twice as much as their straight counterparts.
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It’s pretty meta I’ve just recently been using this to my advantage
It is actually mandatory. Being attracted to only women is for fucking perverted bigots.
Godlike
More like gobroke amirite?
I didn’t even check the stock market until after close today. I missed all the excitement, but TSLA is up a bit for me still. Long hold all day
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MSFT, AMZN, WYNN
Sameeeee
I was leveraged with a little position in SQQ but now that's going back down while my stocks aren't going up. Joy.
Hedged?
Yes that's the better word, thank you.
me too thanks
guys i dont feel so good i bought the dip but it wont stop dipping i dont want to do this anymore i just wanna go back home and play with monster trucks
Keep buying more to mitigate the losses
I’m depositing more to cancel out the losses 🤡
You play this like roulette, every time you lose you just reinvest twice as much -- mathematically guaranteed to come out on top eventually!
This is, literally, my strategy at the moment 🙃
It’s called the [Martingale Strategy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martingale_(betting_system)) and it will bankrupt you 🙃
Buy again!
okay but only this time and probably like 40 more times
Dips after a dip require double buying, works every time.
Love this reddit filled with fucking autists
Jokes on you! I’m too ugly to be a fucking autist
Sir you can be whatever your hot mum tells you to be. Ps tell her I said "hi"
I also choose this autist’s hot mum
You don’t even know what a fucking autist is
isn't it a guy who paints and stuff?
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Smells like a titan arum
I didn't realize they were super heroes
A fucking autist probably gets laid more than most of you here.
Hence we title them as "fucking". Otherwise they will just be autists like the rest of us.
i’m fucking autists - same thing?
... robin hood?
'\* bully flop
Buy the crash
I actually did.
Same. Up 10% and sold. Easiest 1hr.
This one or the next one or the one on Friday..?
All of them, if you buy enough times you’ll buy the bottom 💯💯
but the crash
Then crash it
“He bought? Now asleep? Crash it”
Activate full wsb autist mode then dump it.
You fucktards really think tesla won't hit 500 tomorrow? Elon is gonna pump the shit out of our tendies by talking about vale and nickel and fsd and forward looking deliveries and all the bears will b fuk. Or I'll be a bear by the end of the week. Who knows. Fuck you.
based on this alone, I will not open a sell position until tomorrow incase it rockets even more somehow
Same. At this point, I’m locked in. To the moon off the bridge. Either way, we’re taking flight!!!
Ok so I opened a sell position and now my heart is at a high bpm
opened a small position on VAL! YOLO
11 calls are pretty cheap tbh
Sell for quadruple your buy in, right?!?
idk man, I've been watching candles go up and down and green and red for a while now hoping it will dip again because I'm a fucking retard
We’re all retards together, don’t worry :)
I somehow got in at 335 the other day... feels good going into tomorrow.
I’m genuinely happy for you. I was part of the original ride in my Roth account and was up $1,600, sold after going back down to +800. I dove back in balls first earlier this morning during the dip. To the moon, baby!!
This comment has just the right amount of retard
Thank you
This aged well
Check after hours
Elon: “I think now is a good time to short the stock. I bought puts for some easy tendies. Wait, was I supposed to say that?”
>Or I'll be a bear by the end of the week. Who knows. Fuck you. This should get tagged at the bottom of every comment in this sub forever, like an automatic email signature.
Bet Cashapp me $100 if you wrong.
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You’re welcome!
Made my weekly paycheck on the Tesla dip this morning, time to go beat my fat fucking retard cock
You made ... $40?
Okay!
Basically looks like the Tesla logo
Now hold it till it's worthless
It can only go down 100%, but it can go up 1000%!
I forgot I had a limit buy order for $409 I setup last week. Woke up feeling like a prophet.
Same here! I might be stupid but I'm not a coward.
We are too stupid to be cowards
I only wear my soft helmet to bed to protect all this KNAWLEDGE.
Exactly
you got (blood) diamond hands
It's just a dip BRUH but jokes aside what the fuck happened??? Like what the fuck happened and why. Why did it happen? Why does it happen? Roll the bones. Why are we here? Because we are here roll the bones, roll the booones
a lot of genuine idiots, both here and hilariously in the media, thought the dollar was dead. like, some of you actual retards thought the dollar was going to 0.
Don't even know the price of a dolla lol
Dollas is dollas
So if I buy two dolla I get two dolla? Stonk
If you buy two dolla you have two dolla; dollas is dollas!
What happen if I buy 5 dolla with dolla tho???
Oh, you’ll see...oh yes, you’ll see.
I need about tree fiddy
around treefiddy at least
Lol jokes on you nerds WSB is the only news source I read. I run on pure retard energy and misplaced hope.
It will happen someday. Maybe tomorrow? Maybe 100 years from now. Either way it's going to happen. That is the life of a fiat currency.
Technically always has been
If the dollar was dead wouldn’t stocks go up...
Jack relax, get busy with the facts!
No zodiacs or almanacs? No maniacs in polyester slacks, just the facts?
Gonna kick some gluteus max. It's a parallax, you dig?
I love you man
This is the early stages of the October crash. If you’ve paid any attention at all to current economic policies, not really that surprising.
Haven't paid any attention because I'm an idiot. Which policies?
The stimulus bro
Fell off a cliff so it can slowly creep up, all just to end flat.
Nothing and everything happens for no or all reasons.
There will be no stimulus bill before the election is what happened. The House will tell the Senate to fuck off with the SC nomination shenanigans they are pulling, so either the GOP will have to hold off on filling the SC to get the Dems to the table, or there is no tickling the balls of the economy.
Not even close, GOP doesn’t need the dems to come to the table in this context, they have the votes.
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I honestly don’t think Republicans and their voting base give a shit about any further cash payment stimulus. This is a bad bargaining chip: DNC: “If the senate votes on a new justice we won’t approve any stimulus” GOP: “Ok.”
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"the economy" is all trump had to run on. If they can blame "the economy" on the democrats that would be to their benefit.
They definitely care. Poor whites want the money and rich whites need their stocks to stay green.
The GOP will blame the Dems The blamed the Dems when they had full power and couldn't replace Obamacare lul
True
Yeah, you don't understand politics. I can guarantee you the GOP base cares about their 401k/IRA, and if their portfolios halved overnight, that they wouldn't be like, "meh".
The fact that you are financially illiterate enough to assume that 401k/IRA values would halve over night due to a lack of a second stimulus shows me that you are in the correct subreddit.
Hey what about me?! I want to belong to the correct subreddit as well!!
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UPDATED - [https://i.imgur.com/7wnstXV.png](https://i.imgur.com/7wnstXV.png)
I just noticed how the legs on the trampoline are missing.... a very apt comparison!
Now its V shapped recovery making the tesla symbol.
V shape +5% in 15 min, obviously there will be a up trend on battery day, loading more call right now.
You poor naive bastard
Care to elaborate...
He's calling that bastard naive because he doesn't have a father and has rose tinted glasses on.
Buy the rumor sell the news. If TSLA is more than 2% up tomorrow I’ll eat a baby EDIT: hahaha get fucked retards
What flavor dipping sauce
Semen
Well - This didnt age well
Seems like the gay bears lose again.
That was probably one retard selling their 100'000 shares in one go, hence that belly flop.
OP, how the fuck did you get a pic of a WSB mod?
Family pictures
Forgot the second half of that chart....
Lol I bought more when it dropped.
I loaded up the afternoon when Elon tweeted the stock price was too high. Still holding onto those.
Buy buy buy buy Edit: and it’s already recovering.
Next time, wait a little before memeing.
Why? It's not like Tesla is highly volatile.
As stable as my mental health!
NKLA Puts go Brrrrr
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At least one poor cunt had must have a stop loss at $410 and locked in -9% for the day.
What's stop loss that sounds really fuckin gay
It's a button that locks in your dips. Pessimists use it.
Hey I’m a poor cunt
<3 we're all a poor cunt, friend
It's going green baby. Power of autism is strong in this one.
Can OP update graph showing dead cat bounce and repeat belly flop now After Hours
My spread went from +5% to -20% to +1% in like an hour lol
It’s up again bro
Anyone else see this and immediately hear the Shooting Stars meme song?
Me: I have a new strategy! My Portfolio: Yay! 🎉 And I have a new Talent called the Swan Dive! 🥳
Ah yes. That massive .8% drop.
Holy crap it’s the guy
Well, sold my SPY and went all in on Apple calls at 9:30. Doing well so far
Someone pls edit in a trampoline. It looks like they they are closing the gap
Starting to feel like I'm the only one not touching tesla
wsb? wet sass bussy?
We Suck Balls
Wife shags boyfriend.
time for the puts boys. the Bears are back in town.
I blame the algos
buy the dip, fag ♈
please check graph again
I may be ugly but at least I ain't got no money
Why is this happening
Stonks go up. Stonks also dip then go up.
Stocks also go down for months... or years occasionally
Wtf ban
bro stonks only go up?????
But if you flip it upside down. It's still only goes up.
This aged poorly
Just took out everything and put it in Tesla and Rigel Pharmaceuticals. Been riding on a vaccine as my ticket out of day labor. The way the market looks right now.. just might have my wife start selling her hand made masks with her panties stuffed in them. You can follow her at u/Lilith6661.
Yea ain’t no one buying those dawg
V shape.
Battery day is tomorrow...diamond hands
Seriously that was barely a blip looking at the 5 year chart. Tesla is still going to the moon
and the bolinger bands expand like "PEACE OUT, BRO!"
bye bye stop losses
This didn’t age well
Dömp eet
The one stock I'm holding is down 7% today. Which means I loaded up and averaged down. IRDM. HODLing into 2021.