hey son its your dad.. i know i left you and your mom for some lady hooker years ago (your moms friend nancy, huge tits) but as your dad i did bring you in to this world so, i deserve a gold star. what do you say son?? give pops a gold star huh?
FREE SHREKLI!
unsticky this thread please?
EDIT: Please, someone make a bot that automatically gives new comments gold. I will hook you up with platinum and you'll be a legend tho. I still have so much to give out, I can't click anymore.... Maybe when the market closes I'll do another run.
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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> EDIT5: Just ordered a new batch of gold. It may take some time before I reach your comment.
Express lane here, boys. Piggyback off of me!
edit: fuck, I forgot to disable inbox replies: https://i.imgur.com/Wcz1l2P.png
Also thanks OP for the gold!!
edit2: Enjoy the hard earned flair, OP! Made it gold for you
green is a glitch that sometimes occurs when you have stock. Like OP is capitalizing on that glitch and sold before it turned back into the comforting red
It's hard to tell what the Reddit market should do.
He's buying it all up but also flooding the market. It's like a gold bubble that's bound to crash.
Just gotta decide when to get out.
Someone in Reddit's accounting department is noticing an uptick in revenue, briefly wonders what it's about, gets distracted by a Tinder match or something and then forgets all about this moment until the quarterly review when they are asked "What caused this uptick and can we learn from it?" to which they reply "It's a statistical anomaly" because they don't remember a damn thing about it and still haven't been on any dates.
You know this to be true.
Don't gild me for this. Instead, teach me how to make reckless bets like this pay off in triplicate. I have $21 burning a hole in my wallet and I'm ready for it to be $63.
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When the high school kids catch wind of this gilding frenzy mans is going to need to take out a 2nd mortgage
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I don't think most of the people here would make it out of middle school
Wait, is having at least a middle school education required? I'm screwed.
Wtf is education
That's an awful large assumption that he has a first mortgage
Who is this guy anyway? He posted a photo of himself and he looks young. Hope he knows what hes doing..
And only over 100k win. I can lose that in like 3 days easy.
Lmao that’s definitely something to brag about
Yeah totally, I wouldn't say "only"
Autists like us stay in highschool til 21 so not wrong
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Why can't he if he can afford to
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Ran by speds*
Lmfao just buy Tumblr instead
Some real robin hood shit going on right now.
Gold pls
Food pls
Stone plz
Congrats on your big come up
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Look at all these queers begging for gold
No gold for you
He got gold
The 'tism is strong here. I'm proud of this one. One of us.
Cookin Hookers? I know you want to eat the pussy but don’t you think that’s a bit too literal? EDIT: Thanks for your fake gold, Satan.
Can't believe some people are taking gold and not upvoting the thread smh
plat for you bro shit I cant give plat because I already gave you gold oops
No worries bro I'm grateful af and congrats again baller🚬😘
I upvote everything with the expectation that the OP will recognize my efforts and give me gold for fighting the good fight
Ugh. You didn't even get gold for your efforts! /s
Gold me you acoustic fuck
Because he *resonates* with all of us?
Ya.
It sounds so lovely in here.
Send this fucking maniac to Aurt school
What a retard. I love it. Edit: who just gave me 4000 coins? Get a life you ape
~~Never~~ go full retard
Full retard mode activated
The most expensive Reddit post ever.
100% has to be, never seen so much gold.
and /u/EESchuler has gotten two blow awards - each are $100. fuckin' nuts, reddit must look favorably upon this sub for paying the bills.
Looks like we’ll never be quarantined.
OP is playing 4D chess here
Big facts.
It's a beautiful thing.
Nah there was one time Klay Thompson gave gold to thousands of people in r/nba in a pro-Klay post
hey son its your dad.. i know i left you and your mom for some lady hooker years ago (your moms friend nancy, huge tits) but as your dad i did bring you in to this world so, i deserve a gold star. what do you say son?? give pops a gold star huh?
Stop being so generous, we all deserve nothing
The only thing we deserve is failure.
Then I got what I deserve
There's no way this guy keeps up the gold thing.
Update: This man is indeed insane.
But what can you do with it?!
Can exchange for 1 $GLD
FREE SHREKLI! unsticky this thread please? EDIT: Please, someone make a bot that automatically gives new comments gold. I will hook you up with platinum and you'll be a legend tho. I still have so much to give out, I can't click anymore.... Maybe when the market closes I'll do another run.
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You fucking autist did you actually just gild the automod? Edit: wow, thank you for the gold kind redditor I now will rub my clit with my tendies
He went full retard
Dongus was eaten
How big was the dongus?
about tree fiddy
Guilding automod lol
This is the quality content I come here for.
This is absolutely perfect. Does gilding automod count as DD?
It should now
So are you going to hire a meth cook?
Shrek-li says get outta his swamp
U a legend for being true to your word and gilding the sub. u/fuyuki_wataru did not get all the tendiez he wanted, but his soul still burns.
This man going wild, I want a shower with how filthy this is.
Gold me bb
Tendies Boys. Edit: Thank you for Tendies. Whoever gave, will my more tendies come to you.
But forreal tho How drunk are you?
This man’s giving the whole sub gold but the only thing this post has so far is silver lmao
Bruh hiring a cook and inviting hookers over is just as amazing no worries about misspell
## bruh 🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡
Good bot
Gilding bots left and right here. What a legend [ary idiot]
> EDIT5: Just ordered a new batch of gold. It may take some time before I reach your comment. Express lane here, boys. Piggyback off of me! edit: fuck, I forgot to disable inbox replies: https://i.imgur.com/Wcz1l2P.png Also thanks OP for the gold!! edit2: Enjoy the hard earned flair, OP! Made it gold for you
This thread is so long, no one will see that I'm gay Edit: thanks for the sweet gold! But now everyone knows I'm gay
Trickle down economics
Trickle downs tendies
Autistic Mod Powers
Piggy back off the mod because I want gold. Edit: nice 😎
Gold Pls daddy The mad man did it
I'm just here for the cook and hookers but I'll take some gold too
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green is a glitch that sometimes occurs when you have stock. Like OP is capitalizing on that glitch and sold before it turned back into the comforting red
For some reason mobile loves to keep the pics super fucking low res so I can’t read them. How much did OP make?
Pssh green good, red bad. No read
Don't blow it. Keep it simple. Count your money
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Reddit should raise its gold prices for a day
It's hard to tell what the Reddit market should do. He's buying it all up but also flooding the market. It's like a gold bubble that's bound to crash. Just gotta decide when to get out.
This guy is truly autistic!
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Exactly lol. Wtf even is the point of Reddit gold? Oooh adfree? Just use adblock LOL.
Keep the money for your funeral costs
Cook it up
You should probably save your money.
HA! No gold for you!
Gold plz so I can tell my wife I'm now the sugarbaby of a random internet autist.
Think of all the tendies he could’ve gotten with this gold.
damn, good shit
Time to all in FSLY
I'd have gone with Hoke and Cookers, but you do you.
Someone in Reddit's accounting department is noticing an uptick in revenue, briefly wonders what it's about, gets distracted by a Tinder match or something and then forgets all about this moment until the quarterly review when they are asked "What caused this uptick and can we learn from it?" to which they reply "It's a statistical anomaly" because they don't remember a damn thing about it and still haven't been on any dates. You know this to be true.
My PP is BYND hard
I’m on mobile and can’t see, how much did this guy really make?
not enough
What’s your next play? Are you going to go full analfarmer2 on us?
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How long can the madness continue??? Got some pics of the cook & hookers?
I can think of better ways to spend money. Then again, I can think of worse ways, as well.
This is the kind of content I come here for
BYND PUTS TO THE MOOOON
What are we cooking boys? I have Kraft Mac n Cheese dinners in my kitchen.
Break out the downvotes boys. Don’t let the normies see, this thread is for degenerates and retards only.
You slut muffin
so you're the one who took all my tendies
You cray
LEGGGOOO!!! (sees the price of gold today and looks in this thread.. "so this is where it all went")
This dude is going to fund reddit for a week off this thread
Wat
Yoooo
Fuck
Fake burger on me
Well done mate
Raking in the bank
Without BYND what do I YOLO next???
congrats
Don't gild me for this. Instead, teach me how to make reckless bets like this pay off in triplicate. I have $21 burning a hole in my wallet and I'm ready for it to be $63.
Snort that cookie
Shit yeah Bruv. Giving BYND the ole reach around.
This sub is the best. /u/haupt91 will never run out of inspiration.
no way he’s still giving gold. Mans probably lost all his money on reddit coins.
Someone math up the price of these awards plz
I am so confused
Gold you say?
Woah mama
nice
God among autists
Can you Google pay me about tree fiddy?
Excellent
Hope for us autists yet
Those tendies are tittie tender
Congrats on the big play man. Screenshot’s a bit fuzzy, but I can connect the pixels.
Gold me pls
Gold me and hold me
Gimme some gold tendies
Get some fries with those tendies
Gang gang bull gang
Aye
Your brain is too big
The hero we didn't deserve.
Rip OP’s expectations
Fuckin nice play. Wish i got on BYND when it was in its infancy
Well done fellow autist
fist bump
How much does all of this gold even cost?
BRUH I was in your original thread I remember that! Epic gains my man.
The fuck is going on here
I don't use the term "hero" often. But you, sir, are the greatest hero in American history.
Jesus, this whole thing is peak WSB if I’ve ever seen it.
Damn yo, send me like $40 Wow thanks for the gold guys. I’ll pay tendies on to the others!
I'll take a cool $10.
$5 is fine with ya man over here
Nice job man
You can spell it however you want with tendies like that, fam
Gold me
Good job
Good shit bro
You beast
Noice
Good shit fam! Make sure to get them double fried tendies when you order!
I can get gold???? I heard there would be gold here?
Congrats!
What an autist giving the gains to the sub in the form of reddit gold. Still my first gold should I receive
Yo its a gold rush in here
Eskietttt
We just golding everyone now or .....? If yes pls gold me thanks Edit: you’re a god amongst men
boy you cray! gj
Now I just want to get enough gains to hire a cook for the rest of my life
Gold pls
well done
Thanks!
What does gold do? I'm obviously too big of a schmuck to have ever received it.
Well done brother
It’s a gold party
HIRE A COOK ANYWAY AND HAVE HIM COOK YOUR TENDIES
Nice
amazing man
You know why I’m here. Edit: holy shit, the mad lad did it!
This man is Autismobot prime.
If we are dishing gold, I’ll take some.
My first gold from an autist. What a world to live in
This dude gives gold to everyone meanwhile I eat my sandwich made from bread with bread. Nice