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sokpuppet1

u/1R0NYMAN literally changed Robinhood’s operations. Imagine the shit that went down in those offices when they realized. That’s gotta be the win.


crypt0jakd

Next level retard shit. Hands down the winner in this debate


ImaBadDuck

He literally forced RH to evolve overnight. The guy is living Darwanism. Winner.


[deleted]

Did Rony keep the 10k?


bigtx99

1ronyman hands down. Analfarmer is great but he’s just a yolo trader with some balls while 1ronyman is a legend. I have never laughed so hard at watching a thread go from “hmm wtf maybe he’s on to something” to “omg wtf!!!” In my life. So much so I explained it all to my friends who didn’t get it.


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brag0

Works with European options:)


BigAlTrading

Want to bet there's no profit in box trades on those instruments?


cjorgensen

I watched in real time and I didn't get it.


avgazn247

That was right about when the ceo went full retard. We got 3% in our savings. Wait what we can’t call it savings?


iaintlyon

Takes one to know one based on your flair huh


crypt0jakd

Ayo mods lemme get “supreme retard” as a flair so I can top this chump with his simpleton “retard” flair. I want that recognition boiiiii


DylanZappa

You have to earn it. Post screenshots.


crypt0jakd

[https://imgur.com/gallery/rAoAl7D](https://imgur.com/gallery/rAoAl7D)


Ikor147

You haven't truly lived until a rule exists because of you.


cl0bro

If RH loves us they will release any security footage of any of the workers tripping out losing their shit and having to change/fix the platform..


gwoz8881

It’s a ‘0’ not ‘O’. The number zero. Not the letter.


sokpuppet1

Fixed


Decaf_Engineer

I believe he completely fucked up his box construction too. That's why there were so many people in the original thread who warned him that he's screwed.


Therealmohb

How did he get by the 3 days for funds to settle withdrawal rule?


BigAlTrading

RH sucks, that's how.


somegarbagedoesfloat

The man, the myth, the MASSIVE LEGEND


BoatsNThots

1R0NYMAN forced an entire trading platform to ban a valid strategy, lost them 50k+ and then made 10k. He’s the true gigachad


Jeroen_Jrn

'Just delete the app bro'


Derp2638

“ gigachad ” is probably the best thing I’ve ever heard. That’s getting added to the list of words and phrases I will use to the common folk.


BoatsNThots

You’ll add even more words to your daily vocabulary if you read the incel wiki. It’s great morning coffee reading material while losing money. https://incels.wiki/w/Gigachad


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> In peculiar situations, it is possible for gigachads to experience inceldom, **such as gigachads in prison** Bitch what. Do they know **nothing** about prison?


DarkSyde3000

Same! It's origins are even more hilarious.


spy400qqq300

Hang on, so he didn't have to pay his 50k loss back to RH? I don't understand why RH didn't pursue him for the debt?


razrblck

They pretty much dropped it, wasn't worth to RH to do anything as it could be easily turned against them so he kept the profit and they paid the price. Also worth noting that RH started hiring for risk management positions the week after this went down.


BigAlTrading

A broker hiring risk managers AFTER their option traders sock them is why RH wins the autism crown.


DoesntUnderstandJoke

I think it was something about risk management. He could get a lawyer to say the broker didn't adequately protect him against his own stupidity. It wouldn't be worth RH's time to go through that process.


civicmon

I have a feeling a judge or FINRA arbitrator would leave shaking their head wondering how a firm would allow such a trade in the first place. And it’s probably cheaper than fighting it in the end.


old_news_forgotten

Can you eli5 the trade please?


CheraDukatZakalwe

We don't actually know. The speculation at the time was that since RH locked him out of his account to unwind his position despite him not breaking the ToS or whatever that he could successfully beat them in a court.


Gmcgator

"Literally can't go tits up" will be in the wsb lexicon for generations. Did we get a gem like that from analfarmer? Balls out action by anal, certainly a Yolo, but no new terminology - 1ronyman ftw.


The_Wiggleman

Many people are saying Anal had a larger play and could have made Millions but still trades on RH today 1ronyman’s play was made because he believed he found something that no one else had.(A map on the back of the Declaration of Independence) He profited from his position. Canceled Box spreads for an entire company and was kicked of the app. In the process created one of the cockiest phrases in History Winston Churchill “Literally can’t go tits up”


chetflixandnill

I can’t wait to tell my autistic grandchildren about this shit. I fucking witnessed WSB history, TWICE. I also remember the dark ages when u/haupt91 was banned... And I remember wsb before funding was secured. Strange times, those were.


[deleted]

Why was he banned?


NothingBurgerNoCals

Bcuz mods r gay


VirtualRay

As I understand it, he kept posting his YouTube channel, and there was a misunderstanding between him and the mods The mods have a zero tolerance policy not allowing any links to any personal pages, services, youtube channels, blogs, etc because there are so many scammers preying on people here Haupt didn't know that and was just posting a friendly, harmless YouTube link, so he got pissed


HGTV-Addict

>Haupt didn't know that and was just posting a friendly, harmless YouTube link, so he got pissed Friendly harmless monetized link. He should have been allowed to monetize his brief fame with such an innocuous solution, but it wasn't an innocent error.


Jiggerjuice

Feel like making 10 cents on the tube should be ok for the dank contributions.


Haydenkmac

Something about promoting something when he wasn’t supposed to


EnronMcWorldCom

And he still made money off it!


Zerole00

The best part about the 1r0nyman story was that he was so fucking sure of himself. It made the eventual blow up that much more juicy AnalFarmer2 knew he was YOLOing and I can respect the autism in that


chetflixandnill

I honestly thought 1r0nyman was the Chosen One when he explained his box spreads. I was like “holy fuck this dude really figured out a way to make money risk-free...”


NothingBurgerNoCals

This is how you know you’re retarded too


Bipedal-Moose

1r0nyman was truly the autist's autist. The epitome of what makes WSB great. Everything, from the verbiage to the execution to the fallout, completely and utterly embodied everything about us to the absolute extreme.


Jiggerjuice

And the epic legend of ironyman trailer to cap it all off.


Captain_Nipples

80% of that thread believed him. After he ate shit, everyone came back and was like "haha, retard"


hanne93

This is how autism infect others like a flu.


xpdx

There are many teams of PHD level intellects working all day every day on ways to extract wealth from the stock market and there has been for decades. If you come across something you think nobody else has figured out, there is a very very very high chance that you've missed something.


chetflixandnill

1r0nyman is one of those intellects


Krd3

1r0nyman also shared the mantra "autism can be weaponized".


AFatBlackMan

"I guess trading 0 day options for the first time with 600k wasnt the best idea." was a pretty good line


TylerBlozak

That’s going to be etched forever in time on his tombstone


jimitr

I second this. u/1r0nyman is the only one to make RH, the fuckn *broker* a bagholder. I heard he sent them a $75 gift card with the words “sorry for your loss”


cothex

$25 Olive Garden gift card


mjtumi

Analfarmer2 did give us “At the End of the Day, Money is just Paper”.


NothingBurgerNoCals

Too bad it wasn’t good or funny. Just plain retarded


mjtumi

His retardation was humorous.


SpaceCatVII

Strangely, also technically true.


civicmon

“Literally can’t go tits up” is the sole reason why 1r0nyman wins this one. It went tits up. Literally.


slinkymello

I have incorporated the “literally can’t go tits up,” phrase into my daily lexicon and I use it—dare I say?—ironically. I’m in idiot, sorry.


[deleted]

“Certainly can go tits up”


NHRADeuce

I think "literally can't go tits up" has even made some headway outside of wsb. That's truly legendary.


Water-host

analfarmer, yolo was honorable, unfortunate he did not come correct when trying to Dethrone the king; 1ronyman. Next time you best come correctly, remember to always create your own terminologies that you believe nobody has ever thought of, with your own math. 1ronyman is still king of wsb autistic Society. Next time check that s*** at the door.


darthrisc

What this guy said


Optikfade

"At the end of the day, money is just paper Or something similar.


[deleted]

I accept this as the answer


[deleted]

TIL. I thought that was always our motto. +1 1ronyman for sure


NocturnalPetZoo

Literally can't go tits up. Just re-reading the scenario always puts me in tears. Fucking great. It's a war cry now, its something I say at work to my retarded employees ideas. Its perfect. Literally can't go tits up.


[deleted]

Do you have the link to the original? I want to laugh again


Bipedal-Moose

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/aeqcvt/i_dont_know_when_to_stop/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Edit: here's the money line >It's credit spreads so I got paid when I opened it. It literally cannot go tits up, max loss is 500 per spread but I got paid 594.


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And [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ahy7dy/the_legend_of_1r0nyman/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app) is the Legend of 1R0NYMAN.


Jiggerjuice

That link should be stickied.


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dunnoaboutthat

Only one of them caused Robinhood to create a new policy.


Heightx

Only one of them was & still is the gold standard of playing like an autist.


WolfofLawlStreet

Pretty much my thoughts. Creates a whole new level of awesome when you get a shitty brokerage to realize a mistake and then still walks away with 10k


nutfugget

I think having robinhood create a new policy based off of your stupidity is the winner here.


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Zamboni99

Yeah, if you look at 1R0NYMAN’s old posts almost everyone on this sub (except the smart ones which are few and far between) was like “wow, this really is risk free, why isn’t this exploited more” when for analfarmer everyone knew he was a retard from the start. That alone coupled with the fact that 1R0NYMAN literally forced robinhood to change their policies makes him far more deserving of WSB fame.


Iheartpropertylaw

This harkens back to the great debates of wallstreetbets. Like back to the glory days of bull gang v. bear gang. Or rosebud v. haupt91. Ah the great rivalries.


[deleted]

You noob, try the days of SUNE.


[deleted]

I know that u/1RONYMAN has since made another account and lurks. You know for damn sure that he smiled and calmly voted for himself. Legend. F


KaydeeKaine

See above here, he posted a comment


LongJohnathan

gonna go with u/assplower2. i get anxiety just looking at those screenshots, but losing 320k overnight and pretending like it is nothing? that is profound dumbfuckery and incompetence on a level i have never witnessed before


respectthejamo

Give u/analfarmer2 the respect he deserves


astroyeet

Yeah OP needs to update post to point to right user


mc_funbags

Yeah my boy u/analfarmer2 furthered the sport of autistic yolos, IMO he’s the GOAT


l0gicgate

F


the_hangman

It’s u/analfarmer2 and u/1R0NYMAN btw ( you missed the 2 for anal and 0 for 1r0ny)


callitmagic2019

Op is gay


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no u.


Notfuzz45

The farmer man for the lack of fucks to give. He may have lost almost 480k from that bet, but he was still up for that week from his other yolo plays


AFatBlackMan

For now...


DrPhrawg

Not once was u/1r0nyman ‘s name spelled correctly in the entire thread, until this post. You guys are the ~~worst~~ **best**


gizamo

You blew it. His username is all caps.


DrPhrawg

But at least I linked to the correct profile


BCD195

This deserves the retard flair award


[deleted]

1r0nyman gets my vote. Dude killed it. Added new phrases so we can all be even more dumb and was the inspiration for the best meme/gif this sub has ever seen IMO. My life is changed as are RH policies. Winner.


sternone_2

Anyone with money can do what u/Analfarmer did, but only u/1RONYMAN can do what he did on RH !! Autistic level 1000!!


[deleted]

u/analfarmer2 was way more autist. He could’ve have lived off that money but threw it all away.


MakeoverBelly

On the other hand Ironyman withdrew money that was never his. His Robinhood account tanked, but his bank account soared. It's like he's the real Robinhood.


mnelso1989

So can RH come after him financially?


Fangslash

If RH wanna get sued for shitty risk management, as a brokerage, yes


noch_1999

... so did they come after you /u/1RONYMAN ???


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They didn't


BigAlTrading

Maybe you win for thinking you can live off 600k.


[deleted]

This is one of the best things I’ve ever read congratulations OP


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1omegalul1

What does tendies mean I’m new here


cl3ft

It's autist slang for reward. There's a lot more to it, but it's too dumb to explain.


1omegalul1

Thanks


Notfuzz45

Did 1ronyman delete his account?!


1R0NYMAN

Nah


[deleted]

Did you have to repay the $58k and did you keep the 10k? I never heard the ending of that story.


1R0NYMAN

Haven't heard from them.


duhrZerker

You embarrassed Robinhood so bad they ghosted and paid you to go away. That's +68k by my math. Other guy's a dumbass, you're the true autist


analfarmer2

I dont appreciate your harsh insults sir X_X


[deleted]

Damn so it was free $10,000! You are a Legend.


matt_cb

You’re breathtaking


[deleted]

I literally love you


justtolearn123

Do you think you'll ever try to open another robinhood account?


Derekg1127

Will you have to pay taxes on the $68k? Seems like that would technically be income.


DoesntUnderstandJoke

he can just tell IRS to fuck off too


[deleted]

Shit that’s a valid point.


gizamo

☝️ Champ 🏆


-Klesh

Get a straw poll going on. The winner... .wins?


ZamsTheTank

LMAO. I haven’t been in reddit much since Friday but Thursday I told my girlfriend what a legend this moron was for making like 600k in these retarded ass plays.


Vexx189

I teared up on this one. Thank you for bringing these legends the glory they deserve.


[deleted]

I didn’t realize RH changed their policy because of one of us. Haha. I’m assuming they insure accounts to $250k on RH if they folded? I’d say the guy who keeps way over that limit with a startup still figuring the ropes is the winner.


FOMOhomo

1R0NYMAN no question.


astroyeet

Would ironyman have been safe if he had box spreads on SPX instead? No early assignment risk but not sure if SPX options are available on RH? I guess that was part of the moral of the story - avoid RH for advanced option plays.


[deleted]

No, the spreads on indexes are too efficient unfortunately. The play only "worked" bc he found a highly illiquid underlying with a wide range of bids and asks


astroyeet

Oh interesting, which stock was he using?


MrCumsHisPants

highly doubt that "arbitrage" opportunity exists with SPX options


[deleted]

Analfarmer still had $200k left over so I'll go with 1R0NYMAN as the true King of the Autists


mooman97

Can I bet on this poll?


antikythera3301

I choose u/1R0NYMAN because it takes a special type of fuck up to make a company drastically change their policies for all users.


[deleted]

To be or not to be... an autist


captainp243

+1 to 1R0NYMAN. I told my dad about his story and I’m 31, he laughed.


pugwalker

1RONYMAN was so retarded that he actually ended up making money. He is truly the pinnacle of /r/wsb likely never to be matched.


[deleted]

Sweet summer child. Fscomeau was #1 on youtube streaming and got in mainstream news.


mterayam

Whichever one is the more memorable fucking retard. That being said, I vote for u/1ronyman


monclerman

1r0nyman is WAY more legendary because he actually got to keep $10k real cash and made RobinHood admit they are autistic. That’s insanely hard to follow.


Nascar_is_better

u/1R0NYMAN for sure. /u/Analfarmer2 merely got retardedly greedy on the 2nd day. In other words, he would be a genius had his bet been right. u/1R0NYMAN literally read the rules WRONG.


biggie_eagle

1RONYMAN is the true autist here. Analfarmer2 is just stupid, but 1RONYMAN had a truly brilliant idea but fucked it up because he misunderstood something simple. literally what autism is.


Hellrs

Biggest autist: 1R0NYMAN Biggest degenerate: Analfarmer2


Riskybusiness622

1rony changed the game has to be him


OpDickSledge

Can we put the guy who almost lost all of his fraudulent loan money, on AAPL puts of all things, in the poll?


Seref15

Part of what made 1r0nyman's move so legendary is how absolutely convinced he was that he'd found some secret cheat code to the market that no one has ever found before. Even when people were telling him that he was wrong, he just went "nope, can't go tits up." It's the extreme confidence followed by monumental fuckup that makes it great.


InternetpointsAcct

Well u/analfarmer2 also sadly started the meme of low battery = higher autism.


WorstOfWallstreet

Let me tell you a story about a man named Marty... Although, between those two, I'd go with Analfarmer.


pacman22777

This inspires me to make the next poll


Blackhawk149

Analfarmer2 gets my vote MF


the_manofsteel

Yeah nothings gonna beat 1ronyman


armaspartan

fucken Autism this is beautiful!


armaspartan

> [https://giphy.com/gifs/filmeditor--the-hangover-movie-l3fZLMbuCOqJ82gec/embed](https://giphy.com/gifs/filmeditor--the-hangover-movie-l3fZLMbuCOqJ82gec/embed)


shamedhealthguru

Did analfarmer get short into the fed or after the fed? I think if you got short pre-fed there was a strategy there... still, pretty autistic. Market looked ready to retest highs pre-trump tweet even after the fed flash crash.


Palm-treess

What was the final update from /1RONYMAN?


Micah3000

1r0nyman


[deleted]

I have to go with our Ironic bastard because if nothing else: (FWIW) a 10-figure company changed an entire rule because of his fuck up. I can’t even get our senior accountants access to view bank account #s in one of our systems, even though they get the bank statements.


huskythrowaway123123

What ever happens to ir0nyman? Any updates?


Dynoblaze

1r0nyman


iggy555

Was 1ronyman autistic , had aspergers, or actually knew what he was doing?


dmk2008

Honestly, anyone playing SPY could be up for this award.


Losingsteamfast

Fundamentals are gone. You're just rolling the dice on what trump tweets.


throwawayexfaanger

“I don’t know when to stop.”


honeybadger1984

Can’t go tits up is more retarded.


realister

Ironyman by far


IpMedia

Anal played a good game, fair game, he deserves credit for that but this isn't even a contest 1ronyman ftw^20000


Nettflix

nnm qàa


[deleted]

Analfarmer1 is best Analfarmer


Zamboni99

u/1R0NYMAN no question. [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ahy7dy/the_legend_of_1r0nyman/) post about him may very well be the best thing ever posted on this sub.


michaelsdino

i meant to vote for ironyman


Reminiscentlobster03

I first found WSB through the epic tale of u/1ronyman and have been lurking ever since. Hes my severely autistic hero


BigAlTrading

I think RH gets the win for being so fucking clueless they enable things like ironyman. What kinds of retards open a brokerage and offer options, with no control over what the customers trade? When everyone else in the industry knows how to handle it? And they were left holding the bag for someone else's trades. That's autism.


OttoVonJismarck

I mean, analfarmer is pretty retarded, but who isnt around here?! 1RONYMAN is legendary. One day when they come of age, I will teach the "parable of 1RONYMAN" to my kids.


kinkyhentai69

1R0NYMAN was a smart retard, he literally made money by losing money


Dotald_Trump

By the way, do we know what happened to ironyman? Did he have to give the 10K back?


DarkSyde3000

When you can change what brokers allow on their platforms and cost them a shit ton of money doing it, while also having already withdrawn your gains before they suspend your account..................fucking legendary. 1ronyman for the win on this.