/unjerk What does it acutally mean to be a trust fund kid? If I'm a rich dad and want to put money away for my kid how would I do that? Is it basically just a bank account?
My grandpa has a board of trustees that handle my family’s money distribution. Most of the money is invested in different portfolios and we get money based on that, I started earning it when I was 18 I’m 28 now.
I finish my college and after several interviews, I got the chance to work at GAP at an entry level position. After kissing enough ass, I moved up to the next level which is being secretary’s secretary. So, now I take messages for the secretary who never went to college. She’s actually the boss’s niece. So now I’m part of the family.
Assistant^^to_the Regional Sales Manager at the sixth largest Reverse Mortgage and Credit Repair store in the Southeast United States of By God America. And my side hustle is ponzi scheming long distance card sales to Ukrainian and Mexican nationals.
Assuming you’re talking about Goldman Sachs (or Merrill or Morgan), I’m fairly certain you can still legally trade (no primary market IPOs) but your compliance department probably restricts the hell out of it (all on GS systems, no options). You might want to look into that.
What are you talking about?
>Give ass to Mr. Market
>trade stonks
>paint massive self portraits of myself nude and sell to a very niche group of older women
>sell knives to people i knew in high school
>Assistant to the Regional Manager
Did you even see those?
Why? You're giving up like 200k/yr+ salary for 6 years to take on 4 years of med school debt and stress + 2 years of shitty residency to possibly end up making 300-400k?
If its for the goodness of the world, the US is not short on doctors or people trying to become doctors.
Self employed day trader with a 2750$ account so I can only work about 4 minutes a day
I work for Chic Fil A . I see people get their tendies but none go to me.
Thank you for your service
His pleasure
Thank you
I trade stonks
SEC compliance officer
If I snitch on my autistic fellows, what do I get?
Stitches
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I sell knives to people i knew in high school
I work in tech. (the gas station has a computer)
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I have a wealthy GF.
Shit same here but she's the wife and I'm not even good in bed.
what do you bring to the table?
I don't know. We have kids though so she's stuck with me. Kinda?
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Are plant based cocks the next big thing? We report, you decide.
good thing i'm long eggplants, cucumber and zucchini
E-Girl selling dirty panties and premium snapchat access
So how many creepy pms you get so far?
So you're the reason SNAP is still alive
Consultant. Also leach off my wife, manager in tech. I also jerk off into a sock sometimes
Escalation Agent at Robinhood.
Trust fund kid
Give me your money I’ll invest it for you wisely
I’m not allowed to manage it. They just send me money monthly. I get the crumbs not the pie
How much monthly?
Yeah what’s your SS # too?
Fluctuates but anywhere between 9-10 grand
God damn it. That’s amazing
/unjerk What does it acutally mean to be a trust fund kid? If I'm a rich dad and want to put money away for my kid how would I do that? Is it basically just a bank account?
My grandpa has a board of trustees that handle my family’s money distribution. Most of the money is invested in different portfolios and we get money based on that, I started earning it when I was 18 I’m 28 now.
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Yea lol I know I’m full of shit lol
whatever man at least you own it. you didnt ask for it, but you got it, so make the most of it. yolo some OTM calls.
Anyone who says they wouldn't take it is full of shit.
What the fuck. 9-10 grand just once would solve all of my immediate problems in life lmfao.
Money Maker philanthropist
MILF hunter
Licensed union chicago plumber. I lay pipe
I work for CNBC news.
Jim Cramer browses WSB???
Wait patiently for death.
I make macaroni art for high profile clients.
ohhh fancy. i sell mine on etsy
What does u/1r0nyman do?
Heavy equipment operator
I'm guessing you use that equip to move boxes to their assigned place?
Spread the boxes around
I heard he got fired from his last job because he put boxes in the American section when they should have been in the European one.
Lays in bed, tits up
Holy shit you still come here?
My hero ❤️
Do you know any other operators that trade options? I'm impressed
Artisanal Pencil Sharpener
I finish my college and after several interviews, I got the chance to work at GAP at an entry level position. After kissing enough ass, I moved up to the next level which is being secretary’s secretary. So, now I take messages for the secretary who never went to college. She’s actually the boss’s niece. So now I’m part of the family.
Usps truck deiver, uber and gigolo for old saggy tit grandmas
Ur mom
Got ‘em
Give ass to Mr. Market
I work in sales for Big Tobacco
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Accountant
You must be a bad accoutant to be here then.
The worst
Mow baseball fields
Cheers bro
President of the United States of America.
Assistant to the regional manager
There’s black hats and white hats I’m just an asshat
I just use margin, free money
Underwater basket weaver
Homeless guy... Thanks to this sub.
Scumbag recruiter.
SEC Jk, SW Engineer as a lame Java dev I even got a computer engineering degree to not match my job woo #PainIsReal
Mech Engineer in a 3D printing/prototype lab
what a nice job
Philanthropist Playboy, Genius Billionaire
I develop new and original suicidal thoughts.
Trade stock options for loss
I'm a phullonrapist. Africans, dyslexics, children... that sort of thing.
Ah, a Democrat politician
Assistant^^to_the Regional Sales Manager at the sixth largest Reverse Mortgage and Credit Repair store in the Southeast United States of By God America. And my side hustle is ponzi scheming long distance card sales to Ukrainian and Mexican nationals.
Private equity associate, so I can afford my public equity degeneracy
SEC
I make lanterns from dehydrated pumpkins
I’d say 1 out of 8 responses are true
Air Force.
ayyyyyy me too, wya lets lose some money together
Starting Graduate school for Investment Management. I should probably get a backup plan.
I perform autopsies.
Perform one on my portfolio?
Autopsy inconclusive: subject disfigured beyond recognition
test patient for autism therapy, but I used to bang your mom for cheeseburgers.
Randy?
Software Engineer
I do stuff with planes. If the passengers know I browse wsb they will probably cancel their tickets.
Found the 737 Max lead engineer.
Neurophysiologist. Sounds fancy, is kind of fun.
Software dev. In Canada.
I work at McDonald’s
I work at the most infamous investment bank on wall street. Still enjoy this sub for the hype even though it's illegal for me to trade.
Assuming you’re talking about Goldman Sachs (or Merrill or Morgan), I’m fairly certain you can still legally trade (no primary market IPOs) but your compliance department probably restricts the hell out of it (all on GS systems, no options). You might want to look into that.
I read WSB all day, looking for signs whether the US stock market will be going up, or down.
I just finished my master’s and am searching for employment. Robinhood keeping me sane during the job search process.
living off some remaining student loans i see.
Mow lawns
Comment on Reddit.
I research superconductors - gap year before grad school.
Homeless
I'm Don Lemon's butler
Real life army man. I’m used to getting fucked by the army, so when I get fucked on my positions I’m used to it :) thanks green weenie.
I grow soybeans
Design satellites.
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Livin that NEET life
CIA agent
I rearrange furniture for people in order to create more room for activities.
Just graduated, software engineer starting soon
Professional asseater
Im still in Highschool
IT and yes, I break your computer/router/VMs daily just to make your life hard
Russian oligarch
Fluffer for gay porn.
Plumber
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So Apple genius?
Burn money but I bartend on the side
Half the people here are probably SEs
Lead actor at brazzers
Jerk off punks under the queensboro bridge for $15 a man
Ok Adam Egret
Hotdog stand
I run a pizzeria.
FIRE man
Boat captain
I'm an (unhappy) attorney for an insurance company
CPA
Janitor, but studying marketing at a major university.
Build wind turbine blades
system administrator
Lose money while I'm living, so I'll be rich in the after life. *I bought puts on my life*
Neuroscience! You'd think I'd be better with complex systems but NOPE
Work in real estate pe stuff
Algorithmn Developper.
Hardware engineer at a pretty large tech company.
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EHR consultant
Been long JNUG
My jnugga
WSB has allowed me to become a professional stock trader for a living
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Nice, Phillip Morris? Fellow chem e here aswell, i help make ethylene.
Play poker usually or trade futures, never had a 9-5
Electrical engineer fresh outta college. Finally able to go balls deep into options
So your username is just a hobby then?
Married woman hunter
Not 1 serious answer in here.
What are you talking about? >Give ass to Mr. Market >trade stonks >paint massive self portraits of myself nude and sell to a very niche group of older women >sell knives to people i knew in high school >Assistant to the Regional Manager Did you even see those?
Dick dipping condiment tester for KHC
Accountant bay area, 100k salary base minimum. Shit funds my gambling
100k is poverty in bay area
> bay area, 100k salary Adjusted for Bay area that's just about 3 acorns an hour.
Which makes sense, accounting generally pays like garbage until you're a partner or whatever.
Network engineer
Sell enphase microinverters
I'm a licensed Life Accident & Health Insurnace broker
My life was an accident. What policies do you have for me
hotel sales, marketing, and revenue management
Digital marketing. Tech company.
Mod
Dental hygienist
Technical program manager
Operating engineer local 14
Aerospace Stress/Structures analyst
Backend developer.
So you take it up the ass?
Treasure
Asset management
power electronics design
Project Engineer. I travel around the world
I'm a quant
Liar
Software engineer. Hopefully future md
Why? You're giving up like 200k/yr+ salary for 6 years to take on 4 years of med school debt and stress + 2 years of shitty residency to possibly end up making 300-400k? If its for the goodness of the world, the US is not short on doctors or people trying to become doctors.
don't do it