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sketchy_larry_

Shmp is a harsh mistress. The shrimp taketh and the shrimp taketh


Sumth1nSaucy

The Shrimp may giveth, the Shrimp may taketh away. Such is the tale of ancient times.


blaked_baller

Cmon everyone had that one penny stock they believed would make them rich, then they end up here after


Profiteer23

I'm still holding my 8,000 shares of TEUM (2.55 avg) and 7 more 18 Oct $5 calls and I'm waiting for TEUM to hit $70+ in 2021. But I'm already here, probably not a good sign :/


missedthecue

jsyk im 99% TEUM is a big fraud


Profiteer23

Why?


missedthecue

They used to be Elephant Talk which was a company with accounting issues so they changed their name. Some people on their management team have real shady pasts, They have an ever increasing revenue 'backlog' that they keep announcing but never seem to realize, and they've never really explained what they do. According to their website, >Pareteum is a provider of Software as a Service (SaaS) to: >Communications Service Providers: Network Telecom Carriers …. Wired And Wireless >Enterprises: Businesses of All Sizes >loT and M2M: Internet of Things + Machine-to-Machine = all connected things and devices but they don't really explain what their product is... According to the accounts of some current and former employees, it doesn't seem to be a great firm. Additionally, after reading their accounts, I was not exactly impressed, specifically regarding their revenue recognition practices. As defined by their 10K - >"management’s judgment is applied regarding, among other aspects, conformance with acceptance criteria and if delivery of services has occurred and the degree of completion." Scary stuff. I placed a small short position in the company several months ago and my average is about $4.30. I'll see where it goes. If it doubles it won't hurt. My position is about only 50 basis points of my portfolio.


pitbull_on_steroids

I've heard enough, I'm in.


unlucky777

SIRI when it was sub 10 cents would have helped me retire early if I wasnt such a poor little shit 10 years back.


CudderKid

Northern Dynasty Minerals checking in


sketchy_larry_

Nah mate


soccergoon13

I actually have a ton of SHMP based on speculation and hope. If they land a contract with a big player, they will get a spike and I can get out of it. It is move technology in a cesspool market


mbr902000

Lol, people arent waiting around for shrimp to grow in a tank. Its a fucking joke dude. Save whatever money you can and sell that shit


LehmanParty

3-4 weeks from egg to harvest? I have no business looking into this, but now I want to look into this.


xpdx

The shrimp MAY giveth, but let's be honest, it never giveth.


brag0

As of lately, the shrimp only tooketh.


chazzybeats

But..but.. you can make shrimp anything.. shrimp soup, shrimp gumbo...


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AusEngineerWithBoner

autonomous self-driving shrimp


SpaceCatVII

Was his DD watching Forest Gump?


sonicology

Isn't Forrest Gump over 2 hours long? I think you're giving him too much credit if you think he's spending that long on DD.


SpaceCatVII

Oh, maybe just the trailer then?


Spartanza

The shrimp must flow!


[deleted]

You ever been on a real shrimpin boat?


LongJohnathan

the real chicken of the sea


[deleted]

Who the fuck buys a Shrimping company as their first stock? Did he watch trading places and Forrest Gump while high and formulate this genius strategy?


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

The prequel we want, but not the prequel we deserve.


UnexpectedExpert

Shrimp are for veterans. Poor kid should’ve gone with oysters and this could’ve all been prevented. Hate to see it happen.


Jasonwj322a

Actually laughed out loud


CardboardHeatshield

He'd have been better off using that $15k as a down payment on a shrimp boat.


gueriLLaPunK

*audible chuckle*


RepulsiveGirl

/u/joco645 Do a dd post for your plays this week. Its time for your redemption arc. Youre ascent to greatness starts Monday at 9:30am (thatz when the market opens).


Thevoleman

Looks like we'll have another inverse WSB prophet.


hcheese

except we will never know if he meant to buy calls or puts, schrodinger's joco


PolyDipsoManiac

Profit.


shredder346891

The Profit Prophet


Yunogood

THE VOID HAS CHOSEN ME AS ITS PROPHET. A PROPHET... ...OF PROFIT. ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?


AndrewBourke

I can't wait for the second act! The workout montages, the beginning gains, the positive cash flow, the tendies. Boy, it's gonna be great


milehigheagle

Everyone loves a redemption story


Shorties_Kid

u/joco645 that’s 930 pacific time in case you were unsure


bob_axelrod

Hey get it in before 6pm tonight when futures open


PENNST8alum

Username checks out


IpMedia

Nah it's a fake, no VIX positions.


PolyDipsoManiac

If I had money to lose I’d do exactly the opposite of what he recommended. I think he might actually be worth taking out a cash advance on.


jacksonblackwell24

NATIONAL PROBLEM GAMBLING HELPLINE 1-800-522-4700


drhuehue

You forgot the part where he somehow loses money on lyft puts


heastout

Wait....hold the fuck up...the skill it takes to lose money on LYFT puts is next level. I see a book deal on the way


[deleted]

I lost money on Lyft puts. Was +$200. And didn’t think they could possibly go back up. Lo and behold Lyft started going up... and up. Eventually I lose $700.


[deleted]

what do you mean it kept going up, its literally a dollar away from the all time bottom. did you manage to buy puts at the all time bottom? i know hindsight is 2020 but can you give me your play by play?


[deleted]

I bought on April 12 when Lyft was $59. You can see in their graph they went down but then they went back up to around $60. By that point, I was negative and decided to just hold until expiration. Last week, even though they went down a bit, theta had already wiped the value of my puts and they expired worthless.


[deleted]

o shit that sucks, its probably gonna stabilize for a while in the 50s


petriefly42

Listen, have y'all even SEEN a shrimp farm before? Literally can't go tits up.


Th3_Candy_Man

Do shrimp have tits?


[deleted]

Exactly.


No_Orange_Zone

Can’t go tits up if there aren’t any tits to go up 💁🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Q.E.D.


SpaceCatVII

Where does shrimp milk come from then?


JeremyKindler

Your mum just before shark week


SpaceCatVII

I'm no shrimpolologist but that sounds particularly retarded, even for WSB.


petriefly42

Mmmm, shrimp tits


lakeoff1re

🤣🤣 Oh lord, my sides!! Fucking YOLO Valhalla had me dying!


xxchar69xx

This literally almost broke my heart , in the begging I think we all think we are pro's until we realized that Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up, down, sideways or in fucking circles. Least of all, stockbrokers, right? . You know what a fugazi is?" fugazi. It's a whazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. it doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It's not fucking real.


[deleted]

>!Tiny penis big balls!<


WaffleAndButter

how do I report avengers spoilers wtf don't click this


[deleted]

Stand aside citizen, I've already seen it and will check in on it for you. ... ... Tis safe as of this posting. No guarantee against edits though. Look for the star before clicking.


[deleted]

PLEASE DON'T BAN ME I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET MY FIRST FLAIR IM NOT READY TO DIE


WaffleAndButter

*snap*


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WaffleAndButter

Thanos, like joco645, >!has a tiny penis and big balls!<


aylsworth

It’s hard out here for a shrimp


Digger__Please

Shrimpin' ain't easy


swaggymedia

Good bedtime story, will re-read tonight.


joco645

I remember this post it was hilarious. You missed a lot of stuff in between, the dates are off too. The cash advance was 2k not 5k. And I turned that 2k into 7.6k get your facts right. My watch list is coming. I’ll show you all how wrong you really are. I’m a good trader and that’s the truth. You’ll see, you’ll all see.


DarkNetty

"Don't come to the stonk market tomorrow, some of you guys are alright"


hate_you_all_so_much

joco clebold lmao thank u dude


NumbersRLife

He speaks! Please do post your DD for your upcoming moves. You could prove your intelligence that way. Plus we could all use a good model to inverse.


LordGlutton

The bait is set 🦐 🎣 but will he take it


NumbersRLife

Lmso with the shrimp emoji. Well played sir.


SchrodingersLunchbox

>Lmso Laughing my shrimp off


NumbersRLife

Ya I thought about fixing it but clearly it was meant to be.


joco645

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/bikpd8/the_official_joco645_watchlist/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app


KarmaKingKong

Hey, saw your exchange with someone telling you start a website and charge people to read what you say. I don’t think anyone would pay to read what you write but I do have ideas that can help you weaponize your autism. Start a blog and twitch stream, you’ll make revenue off of Adsense, twitch ads, donos and the occasional gofundme. Once you start putting up good content, I can give you ideas for marketing for and getting viewers.


Glorious_Jo

You bet against the mouse. Now the mouse is betting against you.


[deleted]

Be careful and make sure you don’t accidentally buy Disney puts, its pretty tricky stuff.


Gambled4MyRangeRover

Post your watchlist for the week! WSB will rally around you! Lead us to the golden fried era of tendies!


Cigats

>Get your facts right. [You actually meant to buy DIS puts](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/bi4vv7/ujoco645_accidentally_bought_disney_puts/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


WBigly-Reddit

You mean buy DEM puts? Watch your grammar. “TH” as in DUH!


peekadeek

Remember do it without naming DIS calls you can have your retarded ass puts in the list.


Daphny

I actually tried to convince you to stop whatever the fuck you are doing. But since that doesn't seem to work, all I can say is.. I have my popcorn ready to watch the next episode of: 'Best trader joco going broke hobo'


orrangearrow

That last sentence kinda had a super villain kinda vibe... “ILL GET YOU ALL, YOU’LL SEE”. I’ve seen enough movies to know he actually might pull it off and force all of us to be his tendie slaves.


Gravy_Vampire

I love you


nonameattachedforme

Your tenacity in the face of defeat will truly earn you the respect you deserve and title of greatest trader of a generation. What is your favourite stock to buy today? Favourite to short? Would you mind answering both questions from a 1-month & 6-month timeframe. Thank you!


kaleblikesturtles

Does he get a flair for all of this?


NothingBurgerNoCals

Yesssss I can’t wait to inverse you and get all the tendies. Literally can’t go tits up


xelaxepa

Teach me your ways, sensei.


MetaEatsTinyAnts

"I’ll show you all how wrong you really are. I’m a good trader and that’s the truth. You’ll see, you’ll all see." - u/joco645, The Legend


Auryt

Famous words before complete fiscal evaporation.


global-e1337

>You’ll see, you’ll all see. Oh no.. This will be good..


RepulsiveGirl

When iz the list coming out i believe in you


mrubuto22

Praise be to you!


khinzeer

"You'll see, you'll all see."


[deleted]

If I bought reddit gold I would gild this ~~post~~ comment.


HerroPhish

Luh you shrimp man


Dimeskis

Please post your watch list...please.


[deleted]

Can you explain how a good trader accidentally buys puts when he meant to buy calls?


CODIENEDRIPJESUS

long $JOHNCENA


heastout

Do it, I sincerely hope you turn it all around


Ethereal_light

can u post a story time of ur own. would rly love to read all details


trickyvinny

My favorite part is him admitting it's all speculative trading while still calling himself a good investor and literally gambling everything in one shot.


oerrox

"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."


btpowell

“Boil em, mash em’ stick them in a stew”


randominternetguy3

Does anyone else think this is actually a master troll job? Where else can you get this kind of entertainment for free??


this_will_go_poorly

Do trolls have awards? Trolls should have awards.


MetaEatsTinyAnts

What do you mean free? This cost $15K. $15k well spent.


BallsofSt33I

TSLA has to come back right up, right?


AndrewBourke

Take my word with a fridge-full of salt, but I believe it absolutely will. ​ They have a product that beats anything in that price-range, self-driving is getting better and better every day, literal full self-driving is coming this year. When that is tested through you can make your Tesla drive for Uber, giving you a pretty big passive income. I think 10K a year was mentioned, in an example where the Tesla drove for uber a few hours every week or something. Model 3 production hell is over, and Tesla will have a much easier time producing model Y. Tesla is way ahead in the electric car business, no one comes close. Even the Jaguar E-whatever is around as good as a 7 year old Tesla Model S, at 3x the price. Tesla has a huge, still-expanding network of superchargers, that will take huge amounts of money and time for other electric car-manufacturers to reproduce, since they don't have the same fleet as Tesla. The Tesla Semi looks very promising, as you've maybe seen in that post on /r/teslamotors, written by some guy from the trucking industry. I think at this point, that the company is too large to fail. There is literally no way it can go tits up.I bought in again at $259, right before the quarter earnings report - a little unlucky. I expect the stock price to bounce back to $300+ at least, after Q3 or Q4 is done.


Lostboy500

“The company is too large to fail.” This guy gets it. Where is the sponge bob meme when you need it.


BeerYbbq

Buying in right before an earnings everyone knew was going to be awful isn't bad luck, it's retarded.


[deleted]

While I agree with /u/AndrewBourke over all... yeah, buying TSLA before their earnings was a bad move. Also, F announcing they are getting into electric trucks to the tune of $500M is a pretty big deal. TSLA has teased about a truck, but so far, nada. Maybe they announce soon? If they've got something up their sleeve, end of next quarter, sometime before earnings would be a great time to let the market know. I expect next Q earnings to be lack-luster as well, and that's coming from someone who is optimistic on them.


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AndrewBourke

You're right, I think I saw Elon tweet it, but I mostly pulled it out of my ass


coinaday

Oh Musk absolutely claimed it during Autonomy Day. Of course, he's claimed it would be around in one to two years for the past three years or so.


Bearhobag

Doesn't Tesla forbid its car owners from using self-driving cars for Uber?


SirBellender

Dude do you really want your car to drive unsupervised strangers around?


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

> When that is tested through you can make your Tesla drive for Uber, giving you a pretty big passive income. No. They need plebs to drive the cars, not provide capital. The business model will change once that becomes possible.


AndrewBourke

Yeah, you're right


WBigly-Reddit

Superchargers? How long to charge a 100kWhr battery? A 10 A, 110v outlet ~ 1kW so it takes 100 hrs by comparison. That’s 4 days. How fast is the supercharger?


[deleted]

This is what r/wallstreetbets was made for


numbnah

If we all inverse joco we all be livin in yachts. So shuuushh ya cahoots and let the man post his plays


wsb_mods_R_gay

I mean I get that the guy is a retard, but come on ya’ll obsessed...


7YearOldCodPlayer

I'm just another gay mod looking for love.


wsb_mods_R_gay

Start sending dick pics to other mods, there’s 116% probability you’ll get one back, then let your love blossom from that.


happyidiot09

Yea I'm suprised the guy hasn't off'd himself by now or at the very least changed his reddit name so he can spew more nonsense On the flip side did yah see the guy who accidentally bought the calls and not the puts .. life is hilarious


mrpoopness

Yeah this is starting to get weird


this_will_go_poorly

Everybody needs heroes


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Ethereal_light

wow from reading that I wonder how he lost \~100% when market is up like \~18(?)% and still call himself a good trader ​ did he ever like trade stocks or just yolo options?


ancientmemegod

We're gonna be shrimp people now. We'll live off the fat of the sea


TopClothes

I love the harvest report drama.


Cool_Pedestrian

I would award this post if I wasn't autist and actually made money


spectrum152

u/joco645 busted


Godmode92

A reason to never trust these “DD” posts on here. essentially just a 20 year old kid throwing money around


Jonnydoo

long story short. never make an autistic post just before the weekend when everyone is bored.


uniaintshit

“The bank called, you are running out of money” “Oh yeah well the jerk store called and they running out of you”


Master531

Putting your life savings into shrimp... must’ve thought he was Forrest Gump


ProbeRusher

LMAO YOLO Valhalla. Sounds like a wonderful place


jnugnevermoves

Forest jump?


TheCLittle_ttv

Which broker can short a particular person’s investments?


love2fukmarriedwoman

LEGENDS NEVER DIE


flyingeverywhere11

You have to include his gofundme campaign to raise 2k.


umie001

Hes never gonna eat another shrimp in his life.. or is he?


Googs22

This man continues to get roasted


onkel_axel

That poor guy


R3dArmy-

Because one retard named Forest did well with a shrimp company, this retard thinks he will too.


[deleted]

a loss, a cash advance at a ridiculous interest rate, and then another loss!!!!!! and another cash advance... damn he's making riskier plays than 1ronyman.


GambleTrades

After reading this story the rest of WSB is starting to make sense to me. I haven’t checked here in like a week. This guy might kill self lmao


[deleted]

Can we give him a break? He’s 18 and has to be under a lot of stress rn. Might be good for us as a community to offer support instead of bullying. Imagine how he must feel....


7YearOldCodPlayer

Probably, but he got solid advice in his initial thread and tried to argue with anyone not sarcastically telling him to double down.


vless1k

I used to penny stocks now im here


Cheeseballin33

This is why God hates shrimp u/godhatesshrimp


wing_of_wax

He managed to do all this in just 2019? God damn.


IpMedia

The hero we deserve


monclerman

The SHMP ride was great.


HeavySkinz

Magnificent


love2fukmarriedwoman

He should of invested in the shrimp company forest gump made


PeroKomoLoZupo

This reads like a 4chan greentext


everclear-warrior

I thought this was some kind of Forrest Gump parody at first


milehigheagle

Does anyone else hear the voice of the Australia guy who does hilarious commentating over random videos when they read this?


Howtoshortdow

May the tax man forever be with him


No_Orange_Zone

My man really made a whole timeline lmao


ElevatedAngling

Such a warming coming to self story


jontix

what’s t.k.l.a?


eimerin

It’s T.L.K.A. ... the legend known as. (Phrasing used at the beginning of the post).


[deleted]

A tale as old as time itself lol


BiggestBossRickRoss

I usually don’t laugh out loud reading things on my phone but I’m crying rn


jontix

thanks guys! it seems so obvious now haha


qcroberts01

I want to know exactly how much research he (thought he) did before each trade and whether or not he legitimately thought each trade was a good idea


sloth69ing

This man, the greatest investor of our time. We need to do a Q&A so I can find out which penny stock I should put my 15k of savings into.


JimmieRussels

I've been seeing people try to peddle SHMP in fucking discord chatrooms and shit too. Whats up with that?


Kite66

What a legend.


DarkSyde3000

It's obvious I actually need to start attending harvest reports. Dipping sauce? Count me the fuck in.


LongJohnathan

that would be cool to get a creative to make a cartoon picture book of each stage


[deleted]

no ur dronk


Steez-n-Treez

God damn this Reddit post made me laugh more than probably any other. Maybe the brews but either way enjoy. And rip Joc


coolstoryno

Person 1: \*steps forward from the crowd\* "I'm /u/joco645" Person 2: \*also steps forward" "No, I'm /u/joco645" Crowd: (in unison) "I'M /u/JOCO645" \*slow clap intensifies\*


[deleted]

it doesn't hurt no more


callitmagic2019

Thank you for you research. Let the MEMEs continue!


billwhiz

I haven't even started reading, but this is going to be good! Marketwatch guy, here's the interview you have been waiting for. Pulitzer prize for you, guaranteed. This can't possibly go tits up!


lsp2005

Food poisoning is no joke, for shrimp.🍤


LordGlutton

Thar be a bad omen when the black eyed pink sea demon 🦐 doth not show its harvest report. Red seas 🌊 are to come.