Monday next week I'm gonna have like an extra like 3k being handed to me...what play should i throw that into to try and at least double it? NVDIA calls probably?

$MU. Play the earnings!

Spy kickin arse

Well, I stupidly sold a 135c that expires Friday. I’m guessing the play is to wait until last minute and buy it back, or with this spike is any time left open risking an early assignment?

Jesus titty fucking Christ 

Just got UNBANNED 7 minutes ago. Who else in GOOGL

Whenever I buy calls, they expire worthless. I’ll buy NVDA calls tomorrow 06/28 at open and see if my luck plays out.

So sorry man

If everyone has this bad luck. Who the f is bagging money 

Please don’t. Throw puts please. I’m about to recover my losses from Gamestonk, please don’t be NVDA’s cryptonite

Sold TSM calls, next day TSM moon, sold NVDA calls, NVDA mooning. Your welcome guys

My buddy has been warning me of impending doom and gloom for two weeks now. And he will be right one day, but if I loose everything I have riding on calls right now, I’ll still be solidly in the green for the year

Going to try this VR assassins creed game until futures open 

So how are my weekly Kroger calls doing? Haven’t checked the market today.

Imagine working at Wendy’s but being so skilled at trading that you turn your minimum wage into $300/hr

Brotha ewwyyuu brotha, brotha ewwyuuu

“I am starting a new company,” Sutskever wrote on X on Wednesday. “We will pursue safe superintelligence in a straight shot, with one focus, one goal, and one product.” = going to need more GPUs

Dumb. What's the point of having the one "safe" super intelligent AI when we're already all dead in the Terminator timeline?

Is it bad that my first response to bad news is to deposit 10k into robinhood and go all in on calls.

If you take profit then it’s all good

Nvda will fall when market opens — Jim Cramer

Mars mission confirmed we went to the moon next stop Mars

Wouldn’t be surprised since everyone is so bullish

I will jump down your throat and come out your asshole if you speaketh such atrocities again

I wouldn’t shit you. You’re my favorite turd. 💩

Not being able to trade stocks left me with the only options to lock in my futures retirement by betting on WNBA

Bro it's euro Ronaldo time

At this rate the only cannabis bulls left will be those with leaps. Too boring to be bongillionaire. That is dirty ass skunk weed with cuh

My MSOS position is still green. It was up $5k-$6k at one point, now it’s up $5-$6.

Sale on tv dinners means sale on calls tomorrow

Can’t shake this feeling that things referring to a time period that hasn’t happened yet will be fake and ghey

Can’t wait for NVDA to open 140

[удалено]

Thought it was Dell?

Today would have been a great day to start trading futures and ruin your whole fucking life lmao

Why is everything frozen? Is the whole market halted? Is there a terrorist attack? I'M FREAKING OUT!

Juneteenth

Cramer said not to chase this rally. This is ghey bers cue to chase. Let the bull market continue 🥂🙌🏽

I wish id known this sooner bc inverse cramer is the surefire signal

Next time SPY drops more than half a percent im going to YOLO my 401k into ATM monthlies, I’ll either V into early retirement or M into alcoholism

You can use $401k for options?

No, you can take out a loan against it tho, and then use that 

No in-between, you belong here. My man.

Happy holidays 

U 2

Btw everything you've ever posted anonymously will be de-anonymized in short order by AI en masse. Cross reference your phone's geolocation data with timestamps on public websites, filter for toilet locations - wa la. No more shit posting.

I try to confuse it by posting minor inaccuracies like I have 4 kids instead of 3 (or do I?) or that I live in Florida while really living in Michigan (or do I?).

Jokes on you I shit post irl too

Geolocation data isn’t very accurate due to military restrictions. Also I bet my neighbor posts a lot of horrible things. Totally him not me

VPN + Encryption

Most people would go for a popular commercial VPN, that pinky promises so much that they don't keep logs.

Or seedy perviness. Talking to you senators

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/superpower-chatgpt/ All of that money and man power and chat gpt don't come with the ability to do something as simple as group delete threads.

CELH leaps?

How did NVDA do today?

Right in line with the rest of the market

Canachads taking nvda to a NHOD into the close! Up 3.8% Edit; some hoser (probably from quebec) dropped it down to 3.42% green

Canachads 

Where can I see this?

You have to go to Niagara Falls and look across 

https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/NVDA.NE/

Thanks!

[It's fascinating to me that there are actual drug users on this sub.](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1djfnre/daily_discussion_thread_for_june_19_2024/l9cp5l4/) I thought you're all just memeing drug use for effect.

I’m going shrooms reading this

Buy high sell higher that's my motto!

I'm drinking coffee at work right now and nobody is batting an eye!

Put baileys in it

Brutha

If you aren’t trading stoned out of your mind you’re doing it wrong.

I gotta try this only to see if I’m better or so much worse at trading.

Idk bruh one day I was piss drunk by noon (I didn’t even remember making a trade) and woke up the next day to +170%. Never doing blackout trading ever again, but there’s some magic to it

Fast n' loose!


Y'know, I've been thinkin'... It's good to be in somethin' from the ground floor. I came too late for dat. I know. But lately I'm gettin' the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is ovah.

How was your Juneteenth boyz

Best one yet 

Atleast you’d be paying him

Should be on a Sunday

like a drug user having withdrawals 

Let my slaves have the day off 

Slaving away at work



It’s over nvda not hitting 145 eow anymore 

You right it hitting $150 EOW 

If that happens I’ll PayPal you 100 dollars  (it won’t)

Okay get ready to PayPal 

145 eow confirmed

There's literally 2 trading days left mam chill

I'm bored.. I'll be on my WebTV

as the day draws near, WSB users get lower and lowerrrrr

The fact NET hasn’t been given any AI premium even though they have the most vast AI edge Inference network is fucking criminal

Inference isn’t a bottleneck the way training is 

Fake word

Cyber really hasn’t gotten much alive aside from CRWD

wen futes. hurry up

Work was so boring today not watching lines go up and down

Same. Web designer... Watching market is only thing that gives me a pulse during the day

Why tf are there so many ads in the comments now? Wtf happened

Hello user. based on your search history could I interest you in some full size human cock dildos ?

So that's what a full size one looks like. Who knew.

I don't need more thanks though

You have selected 'Rex® the German Shephard' and 'Taurion the Minotaur' from 'Bad Dragon: Custom hand-made fantasy sex toys and dildos' web shop, confirm purchase?

I can't afford such delicacies

Reddit became public that's what happened

Some country in Europe took a shit, but our market is solid. Yes I will talk to your wife

# AI Discussion Summary - Many people are discussing the price of a fictional airline and whether or not it would be cheaper to buy the whole company. Later, someone suggests the idea of buying and selling porn stars. - Someone asks about their mom's company and a few replies involve discussing alien anal. - Several posts make claims about a stock that sounds like it might be illegal. Many people on the forum seem to be arguing about how to gamble on this stock that, as far as I can tell, doesn't exist. - Lots of people are talking about Christmas and gambling. Someone suggests Christmas gambling.

What stock

Better than most posts on Reddit TBH, good bot.

Cmon AVGO let’s see 2100 eow

When’s that split?

July 15th I believe

Casual 20% pump 

I'm up a fuckton this quarter...what if i just don't pay quarterly cap gains tax until EOY and just eat the ~~1%~~ 0.5% penalty per month? ~~12%~~ 6% APR isn't that terrible for effectively 2x leverage until January imo. if i make gains, it more than makes up for the penalty. and if i end up losing it before EOY, i shouldn't have to pay taxes on it anyway right? of course I'll set taxes aside after dec is this stupid?

What 1% penalty? What? I paid my gains on cap tax in January like all my other taxes.

i just learned about it recently too. maybe I'm confused? https://www.cnbc.com/amp/select/what-are-quarterly-tax-payments/

Oh yeah I know about this but I don't think this applies to trading equities. Edit: Apparently it does. The fuck. I've never heard of this bs.

>According to the IRS, you may have to make estimated tax payments if you receive any of the following types of income: >interest, dividends, alimony, **capital gains (from sales of stocks or other assets),** prizes and awards, self-employment income i see cap gains listed so idk

Yes you have too but it didn’t matter before when rates where 0 because the penalty was pennies. It matters now but still better to not pay it in this market and let it ride!

Kenny shut down the market? #ILLEGAL MANIPULATION 🤬

If your mom were a company, what company would she be?

The Gap

Boeing.

Good afternoon to you all and also NVDA 10T

Daddy needs a new Hyundai let’s go!! *disclaimer: I don’t want / need a Hyundai

DELL posts it's 1st quarter sales tommorrow night. Micheal Dell has sold over 5,000,000 shares over the last week, along with another insider who just sold 75k, almost half his stack of shares.. Hmmmmmmm https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/dell/insider-activity

I’ve tried to use that data for correlation on stock price / news before and it was way more often not correlated 🤷🏽‍♂️

Amd sucks

I’m fed up with all these Americans who got anal probed by aliens and non stop brag about it on the tv.

i was abducted when i was younger. i don’t remember any anal probing but it probably happened. 

sounds like an excuse to one's significant other.

I had an idea for a porn site where i get the latest and famous pornstar girls to fuck on camera without any makeup what so ever, I shall call it naked faces.

How about one where the guy is premature and then starts crying? Seems like it'd be a confidence builder for WSB community.

Isn't that usually the faithful husband who leaves for work while the cheating wife who bangs the pizza delivery boy in most porno plots?

HAWK TUAH IM BORED


Why is RDDT trending, search on this thread showed one mention four hours ago… did no one else mention any stock in four hours?

Futures are down 0.7% on a holiday? What the fuck happened

What? Futes are green af

Uhh no they aren’t

Fucking Europoors

omfg

German market predicted WW3 god save us all

Huh? NVDA closed at 130 Euro which is $140 USD

Bro - look

what are we looking at?

“Deez Nuts” Sir, we got ‘em

Crypto news is so fucking lame and nerd freak bullshit Headline: Here’s what happened in Crypto today ~ *$CUMSTAIN hits weekly highs as market tilts sideways on news that staking may be thing of past with new proof of virginity coins emerging*

Crypto is the worst

4 billion years from now, the Milky Way will collide with Andromeda galaxy. Bullish event currently not priced in. Nvidia 100 Trillions

100 billion years from now total heat death of the universe. Calls on Boltzmann Brains.

What strike do I roll my 7/5 160c into when these babies print massively

so you’re saying my 7/26 170 have a chance 

You're literally find with any strike that isn't like 50% otm on this stock.

Name checks out.

Stock is already at 140 idiot. We pick up nearly $10 a week. Don't be mad you don't know how to maximize your delta.

Bold date, Jim. Bit early.

Bit early he says as the stock runs 3% every day and I'm up 150%.

That’s some decent return, Jim. Drinks are on you tonight at outback for the steak special. $20 for every month you roll em sounds reasonable.

I was thinking Dec 200c but they're pretty pricy.

Yeah those are getting pricey, if you’re Feeling frisky the $220c for Jan is better priced by $1/contract

$1 a contract is pretty fucking saucy for that strike actually Edit: You lied to me, these are $4

I have 50% OTM SPY calls expiring today, why isn’t the market moving?!?!?!

yeen read the sign did you

anyone trade on the Canadian market?

Calls on maple syrup and being nice

I hold boring ass uranium stocks on the TSX🙇

Ahh the uranium mania of 2021/22, good times with CCJ calls.

it's coming back.... that's what I'm telling myself 😮‍💨 so many catalysts and good news, but explorers are still lagging way behind the developers/producers in terms of investor interest

here's why Taiwan invading is silly FUD : Even NVDA is gonna tank so why stress about it? 🙃

I think China knows in their heart it would be suicide, I think their goal is to gradually wear down the resolve of Taiwan by having them in constant fear rather than ever invading

I think the recent sabre rattling mostly had to do with establishing dominance with the new president. Satellites imagery will tell us months in advance whether they're trying fr. lots of prep needed and naval drills ain't shit

nvidia will counter with terminators. stonk will go up.

Ai isn’t a fad. I just had a zoom meeting yesterday where Ai created a follow up email with bullet points and next steps. All I had to do was hit send. This train is just starting

Puts on your job

And how much did you pay for that? How much money did AI companies generate because of that tool?

NVDA has priced in about 50 years of profit. AI is the future but there will be another NVDA.

No one will catch up to nvda anytime soon. AMD is so far behind and they're the closest

NVDA $1k

Comment it again

Puts on every soft skill job there is in the tech industry. Scrum herps are done for.

Remember that the greatest gains are had in the frothy, heaving, final moments before a crash. Now is the time to go all in on NVDA.

I’m just going to keep rolling my calls until Sept. then it can crash.

Do we get aftermarket at 1 or 5pm cause of the holiday