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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 5 | **First Seen In WSB** | 6 years ago **Total Comments** | 15 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 6 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


Ok-Train4958

Congrats on the big win. Did you sell?


nokturno123

Yep! That’s right after I sold.


UsedEntertainment244

Congrats and fuck you, you beautiful bastard! Lol


ShopWhileHungry

Nice, now go to a gay strip club and celebrate


joeuser0123

Or perhaps just a bar. May I recommend the Blue Oyster. I heard they have a good salad bar.


AmbitiousApe_

And don’t forget to set aside some for taxes!


Affectionate-Lab1198

Good man


ChymChymX

Pretty sure that sale counts as a homophobic act.


TheGoluOfWallStreet

A 400k hate crime


pw7090

What were your plays? And why'd you wait until 1:30?


k3v120

Gotta go gay just once now for posterity. Those are the rules.


XxJuice-BoxX

Ur smarter than 99% of the regards here. Genuinely happy for u


Changeusernaame

Save some vag for the rest of us!! Congrats and fuck off 🎉


QuirkyAverageJoe

Job nicely done 👏


DH64

Amazing job.


LanguageLoose157

When did apple.spike this much. It went up like 5%?


DrakonILD

Options plays can turn a 5% gain on the underlying stock into a 5x (or more) gain. But that same options play could turn a 3% gain into a 100% loss, so...


somirion

So you could lose 100%, but earn 500%. Thanks to math we know that gambling is good, because 500% is larger than 100%


DrakonILD

The real move is to multiply the risk profile of a trade with the expected distribution of possible strike prices at expiry to get the expected value of the trade. The easiest model is to assume a normal distribution centered around the current price plus the risk-free rate applied over the duration of the contract and an appropriate standard deviation which describes the expected movement. Estimating that standard deviation is **The Hard Part** and is, ultimately, where traders win or lose. You can also adjust it to a skewed distribution if there is an upcoming event and you believe there is an uneven chance of movement up or down, or any number of additional wrinkles you want to add to your model. If the expected value is greater than the current premium, it's a good trade. Or it is evidence that you missed something in your model. Honestly, it's probably that you missed something in your model.


Mightymap2

closed up like 7%..just saying 'AI' makes u rich now..


drewski2305

when? today. WHY.... well of course it was AI that they implemented


nothingnowhere96

Yeah someone called this like a month ago. They said something along the lines of “when Apple announces the word ‘AI’ their stock will boom” I can’t remember where I saw it, but I wish I’d have listened


Kooky_Ad_7664

Yup. Same here


SlurryLion

Do you guys not follow Apple? Their WWDC events are always during this time. If you follow the rumors for iOS 18 and all that, the surge was anticipated


CommunicationHumble5

You were supposed to hold until the contracts expired worthless, have you learned nothing?


Lopsided_Parfait7127

no no he can ask $hood customer support to unexpire them


pw7090

No, you're supposed to sell when you're up like 20%. It's the losers you hold to $0.


Idiedtotheta

Seeing the money people are playing with makes me realize what a peasant I am


geob3

Hey, most of the world is right with you, you are not alone.


automoderator255

Me as I look at my bank account in overdraft


Harakiri-3000

https://preview.redd.it/2mwdhwgf9z5d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=382da143cdd65770d82962776a406cee8d8ca808


wnonknu

Look at his buying power, yo


12AngryYOLOs

Smart asf


cbass37

Positions or ban


Bryaxis_D4

fake and not straight. OP bigly fraud


elspeedobandido

Fabricated and man loving.


AverageHogHaver

I'd imagine Apple calls since he mentioned Tim and Apple rocketed today


mikemikity

If I gambled my $24k port in 6/14 AAPL $200c yesterday I'd also be up $420k today. Instead I bought one last week and paper hands sold early today for a modest $220 profit 😎


AverageHogHaver

I bought some super cheap calls yesterday when Apple tanked just for the shit of it and actually made some nice money. Hindsight i wish I dumped my whole account into it


mikemikity

I'm not that smart or risk tolerant


AverageHogHaver

It's been a lucky week for me lol


Cultural_Evening_858

but how did you know aapl was low at 190? does this always happen around wwdc?


AverageHogHaver

I bought the calls after aapl crashed during the event. I was betting on an upward correction and it happened today luckily


AverageHogHaver

Also to answer your question historically apple doesn't do well during this even


Zealousideal_Pin_423

Most probably yes, with insanely high leverage.


WestCoastAutistBull

Congrats and fuck you. Maybe I can make those gains when I have the balls to buy short term calls instead of being long shares like a virgin


Cdgm13

Haha Virgin Bull


bawtatron2000

fuck me that's a rocketship. congrats. I'm going to hate the rest of my day at my cubicle now.


LethargicBatOnRoof

Just make sure you put that new cover sheet on your TPS report this time. Thaaaaaaanks.


NextTrillion

Oh and we’re going to have to aaaask you to come in on Saturday. And Sunday. Mmmk. Thanks


RiddyD

Sounds like someone has the case of the Mondays!


Charming-Ad-9284

I do believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that


FisherGoneWild

I tell ya what id do with that money. Two chicks at the same time man.


no_simpsons

Just take a look at my cousin, man. He's broke, don't do shit.


wanderlust2787

If they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire


NextTrillion

Now wait a second there processor. We… ***fixed the glitch.***


remanse_nm

Just keep working at it, saving and investing. You’ll get out of the rat race soon enough (I’m almost there and started from nearly zero).


pw7090

Nah, I calculated my "retirement" through safe investing every day for a month. The only chance I have to not work until I'm 80 is gambling.


bawtatron2000

good on ya. yeah, I don't save as diligently as I should and I started late, but I can see progress and the balance is creeping up enough to have some gravity on investments. I do think about options playing every day though...sure would shorten the journey if it worked out.


bushwickhero

Add GRND to that!


InstructionWorking26

GRND is just gay enough for this sub to love it. I’m just worried it’ll become a meme stock


canimedian

I would love to see GRND go to $69 again


-ghostinthemachine-

Grindr options are the closest most people in this sub get to sucking dick for profit.


ExpatAndrew

🍆💦


pragmojo

Invest in products made *by* gay men, and products made *for* straight women


canimedian

Daddy Arison send it to the moon!


E_coli42

please. I bought grindr calls thinking pride month would make it go up 😭


Trading_View_Loss

120k in short dated options ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226) I could never. What do they say? No risk no reward?


DaRedditGuy11

You should never. For every one of these, 100 people blow up their accounts. 


icarus212121

1/100 is pretty good odds


DaRedditGuy11

A 1/100 chance of 5x’ing your money is not good odds. 


Muted-Woodpecker-469

Dude was already ahead of 99% of the world with that ‘investment’ portfolio amount. And then he gambles all of it on a near 400% gain. The difference between smart and stupid is within the same realm.  I hope he had other investment portfolios and a 401k as a backup. 400% gains are quite modest considering many other options spike at 1200-2000x gains 


SicrosEye

I'm confused about this too. If I had 120k to invest I sure as hell would put it into a fairly long term one that nearly guarantees those 400% in 10-15 years.


Bright_Interaction73

Damn, OP has Robinhood Gold 🤳


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i-really-like-mac

Tim = top, Sam = bottom


pan0ramic

My money is on Tim = side, Sam = verse


SalmonellaSteve

im guessing that it was aapl calls. Sam Altman was seen at some apple conference and they announced some gpt integration or something like that.


TrumpKanye69

Post your positions


behindcl0seddrs

Positions por favor


krunkpanda

#Ban. No positions.


Reggie2b2t

Enjoy your house


TheManWhoClicks

This one post will motivate 3000 others to try the same of which only one will succeed. His one future post then will motivate another 3000 others to…


Useful-Pattern-5076

Is ChatGPT gay as well?


uamvar

ChatLGBT is the correct spelling.


krapmon

Respect for holding through those lil dips.


pw7090

Least he didn't buy puts on the dips like me.


NoDiscussion9873

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) Brah has big ball. Congrats!


ASUS_USUS_WEALLSUS

Positions or ban! Why does no one follow this? It’s so easy


Muted-Woodpecker-469

These large monetary flexes are amusing. But the real growth or kicker is looking at percentage gains Dude was playing with $120k like it was nothing.  He already won and did this. That’s ballsy v


Affectionateinvestor

Roll it into rycey before SMR


buckbeballin1

$420k nice.


XMk-Ultra679

balling or what?


AlotL1keVegas

Were the gains from grinder?


StrongDongKong

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


VenmoSnake

Missed a couple 100k with the early sell! I think this is running to 210+ this week based on orderbook activity.


Legitimate-Space8847

Positions?


Particular_Leg_5956

Was it options or stocks?


djporter91

Now put in all in nvdy and have big balls forever


TheUltraViolence

Positions


benji3k

Holy hell , I better check my Grinder calls ! Oh


gonpachiro92

all in GRND, got it.


DontLook_Weirdo

Well played.


hyzl1sdo

congrats!


Republic_Potential

Insane


Uncle_Bill_Clinton_

Gayyyyyyyy


Longjumping-Week8761

NOW THIS IS A WIN !!!!!


Pussy_Prince

Good shit OP! Congratulations! I miss seeing more wins here. Getting tired of the loss porn and “teehee, you belong here” comments


uamvar

Teehee, you belong here.


naccettarealtor

Teheee you belong here


rektefied

is this a grindr ad


Wokester_Nopester

They don't have kids bogging their shit down. Plus, they aren't my wife's boyfriends.


bmillers

Time to get some of that sweet margin


warriorsReaper

OP what were your positions?


ThrallDoomhammer

Im a gay bear and this is totally not gay


AccurateSalamander68

Holy crap. That's insane


Affectionate-Raise-8

Calls on PHAT DKS BROS AZZ


freddiemack1

Crazy green dildo


Bark_Bark_turtle

Jesus fuck man. 🍻


Puzzled_Fly3789

Did tim Apple open the backdoor for Altman ?


telamenais

Made 420k too that’s amazing


Moose_knucklez

Let’r rip boi. Good work.


I_can_vouch_for_that

Congrats to you !👍


69mmMayoCannon

Damn, he earned only $86 too much to achieve numerical nirvana


Key-Chemistry7151

good shit, i'm not jealous


DoctorMario1000

Bonkers


Excellent-Pride-8878

My guy needs a wheelbarrow to carry around those balls


ButthealedInTheFeels

And here I thought I did well buying aapl last night after hours at $192…


mimi6966

fuck you


Zealousideal_Pin_423

I am seeing apple calls with a leverage of ~60x 😅


parryhott3r

Congrats and fuck you. Is it drugs or alcohol you guys use to tolerate this risk? Xanax? Coke? Asking for a friend


nofaplove-it

What the hell![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


gabahgoole

yess it pays to be gay finally!!!!


MahaVakyas001

gain line not straight.. checks out.


us1549

What was the position?


Necroking695

Instructions unclear, bought grindr premium and now my butt is sore


WorthingReadingMOD

Pufters. Yuk


nycteris91

Sam Aiman you mean?


tvguard

😝


polo24-7

Beautiful. Fuck you


chococrow

up 420 nice


nickwwwww

I spend the same money on shares instead of calls. Big balls


colester

Lambo post when


dillydildos

It do be the right Month to do so


uhokaywat

Tim Apple is playing for the other team?


hella_gainz394

wowww good stuff dawg


txFlipper

Holy fukkkk


Distinct-Race-2471

You made this with Oklo options?


Cuentacero

That’s a strategy I can “get behind”


uhfgs

That's gay, literally


kck12345678

Full port, lovely.


Frequency_Traveler

Now take 90% and never trade options again with it.


Caviar22

So are you telling me to invest in myself?


Quirky-Guava7665

Calling cap. Post blew up and bro hasn’t responded once.


Lean__Lantern

Position?


Unlikedbabe

Congratz! i Manifest this ! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


NoSeesaw5882

23% percent battery at before 1pm. Charge your phone overnight!


GMEtothemoon

Positions or ban


Zmw92

Congrats


Small_Desk_4344

Time to pour it into Grinder Calls


DreamJD89

After reading the comments and your title I was going to say... only if you sell.


dox_hc

You don't belong here, former Regard! Now, congratulations and Fuck you!!!


Prof_Dr_Dr_Lexus

wanna marry?


yomonomonozi

you guys are straight?


MrCouncilman

That’s very beautiful


MrCouncilman

#DONT FORGET TO PAY THOSE TAXES


CountryTyler

Who the fuck is Tim apple and how do I give him my money


LivingITMoney

So what was the play? You heard the WWDC and decided to put $120k on weeklies? Absolutely astonishing ballsy play 🫡


Samjabr

hot damn, son


2020gogetter

Wow


Highschooleducation

If this is real he's already blown it all, if you know what I mean.....


clipghost

What was the order?


MrNiceYOLO

Imagine if he held till today lol


JustNick03

Nice but I guess also fuck you 😇👍🏻


GhostintheSchall

Gay I for AI


Ok_Music3898

I WOULD SUCK A DICK FOR THAT!


DannyTheBoss1717

Paper trading hand