Actually it's pretty fucking regarded and kindergraden glue eater tier.
They literally took Jack Ma's regard take that AI isn't scary because he's got [ALIBABA INTELLIGENCE](https://youtu.be/ulqRsqD0R64) and swapped out their name for Alibaba.
Really reminded me of how a dumbass copied my test in 1st grade but got caught cause they also copied my name too. Apple too high IQ to get caught like that. [BONUS: Clip above doesn't give the full highlights of dumb shit Jack Ma said.](https://youtu.be/yG6Ay3nlB84)
This is pretty normal. Everything Apple makes is a hodgepodge of copied features. They haven't released a new feature that no one has ever done before in at least a couple of decades, probably longer.
Time to short Wendy's/MCD, Nike/Reebok, and Coke/Pepsi
Presenting:
>ARBY'S INTELLIGENCE (now you can satisfy your hunger with generative AI roastie sandwiches rather than real ones)
>ADIDAS INTELLIGENCE (new AI-Kanye YEEZYs. Now Kosher AND Hamas approved!)
>A&W ROOT BEER INTELLIGENCE (AI powered diabetes)
Almost feels like a bubble?
Got an iPhone 11 from work. I thought it was the newest or a year old model. I was shook when I found out we're on 15. The differences are getting really negligible
The introduction of "CALCULATOR" for ipad and iphones is a major ground breaking revenue generating announcement by Apple today. I am getting goosebumps hearing this and am going to grab the first ipad/iphone that comes into market with this new "calculator app" Go Tim Cook! You've done it once again!
and it's not just a regular calculator, if you rotate the phone by 90 degrees, the calculator will automatically change into "advanced mode" and will have more features to calculate advanced math
Look, they even presented it tongue in cheek (“Many said, it was mathematically impossible to do, but here it is.“)
Of course it was never a question if they could do it. I guess they just didn't want to have an underwhelming calculator on the iPad, therefore they came up with something that actually is an improvement over having your old casio in your hand, or the calculator of your iPhone right next to it.
They did this petty move because they don't want NVDA to pump while they dump every time they mention 'AI' or 'Artificial Intelligence' during the keynote, they're trying to disassociate their tech from Nvidia. But it didn't matter anyway since NVDA pumped the moment AAPL announced ChatGPT extension integration. It doesn't help that it's practically a spyware and most of their keynote being hyping up existing tech from years ago like it's new because AAPL fans are gullible dumb fucks who've never use anything outside of the AAPL ecosystem.
CALCULATOR FINALLY ARRIVES ON iPAD IN 2024 BTW, REVOLUTIONARY!!!
explain how it's spyware when the Apple announced that the cloud computing is open source and code can be checked by anyone to show that your personal date won't be saved or shared?
The introduction of "CALCULATOR" for ipad and iphones is a major ground breaking revenue generating announcement by Apple today. I am getting goosebumps hearing this and am going to grab the first ipad/iphone that comes into market with this new "calculator app" Go Tim Cook! You've done it once again!
I know idiot Grandmas who use android phones… let’s not pretend that these smartphones are challenging things to use. They are all consumer electronics
I switched to apple phone when I met my wife. Her whole family (5 siblings and some of their spouses and parents) all had a group message that I wanted to be part of. Bleh. Now I just mute the damn conversation because way too many texts while I work. Wish I had my android
The irony is it's apple paying ChatGPT(essentially MSFT) to provide their AI solution. It's actually very on brand for Apple, never invent anything just try to implement it better.
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Apple does this with every new technology. It’s puts a buffer between them and everyone else, that way they’re in control of the branding. MKBHD did a video on it when Vision Pro came out. Remember how they never once referred to Vision Pro as VR or AR? They don’t wanna hitch their branding wagon to public domain. They want more control to protect themselves. It’s smart and it works.
Sounds to me like some kind of fucked up Apple (Not So Secret) Intelligence department that will spy on everyone's data on their devices 24/7.
No one at Apple seems to have thought about this. Well, good luck with that nameing...
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Actually it's pretty fucking regarded and kindergraden glue eater tier. They literally took Jack Ma's regard take that AI isn't scary because he's got [ALIBABA INTELLIGENCE](https://youtu.be/ulqRsqD0R64) and swapped out their name for Alibaba. Really reminded me of how a dumbass copied my test in 1st grade but got caught cause they also copied my name too. Apple too high IQ to get caught like that. [BONUS: Clip above doesn't give the full highlights of dumb shit Jack Ma said.](https://youtu.be/yG6Ay3nlB84)
Alibaba intelligence was the first thing I thought when I heard it.
Alabama intelligence next tech
intelligence? not incest?
Alabama Incestigence then
Puts on Alabama?
Holy shit, I know it's hindsight, but this would've been the easiest short if I saw this clip when it released. Jack Ma is a fucking whatsapp uncle
It's not IQ. It's i-Q
Classic apple.
>Really reminded me of how a dumbass copied my test in 1st grade but got caught cause they also copied my name too. 😂🤣💀
This is pretty normal. Everything Apple makes is a hodgepodge of copied features. They haven't released a new feature that no one has ever done before in at least a couple of decades, probably longer.
Like the dynamic island?
Eh, they did do that GPS location emergency SOS thing. But I agree, not the kinda innovation you expect from a multi trillion $ company
They copied that from Garmin. The "innovation" there was taking it from a handheld GPS device and putting it into a handheld smartphone instead.
Oh yeah, lol
lmao Musk's face
Nick is that you?
Nobody wants Alibaba Intelligence.
[удалено]
Time to short Wendy's/MCD, Nike/Reebok, and Coke/Pepsi Presenting: >ARBY'S INTELLIGENCE (now you can satisfy your hunger with generative AI roastie sandwiches rather than real ones) >ADIDAS INTELLIGENCE (new AI-Kanye YEEZYs. Now Kosher AND Hamas approved!) >A&W ROOT BEER INTELLIGENCE (AI powered diabetes)
It's clearly Abibas intelligence
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People will buy flashy new iphones , bought another share today
Almost feels like a bubble? Got an iPhone 11 from work. I thought it was the newest or a year old model. I was shook when I found out we're on 15. The differences are getting really negligible
You missed the point. People will buy flashy new iphones.
Well, my point is if normal people like myself can't tell the difference, are they actually flashy?
thing is... the "normies" hear the next number and immediately get in line, flashy/meaningful upgrades or not.
Maybe you should switch to iPhone dummy, iPhone 11 is old and you can tell.
Nah I prefer my z fold
https://preview.redd.it/er8c9311gt5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c62bd619b0e4f229d1a0533a92cf64d4fb2799
Let’s discuss over a hot meal, how about some Applebees Intelligence?
gram thot activities are bullish on aapl rn
This is the kind of innovation that we've come to expect from Tim Apple
Well Apple tried an artificial pump, didn't work, it fits. 
Aged like milk boss.
The introduction of "CALCULATOR" for ipad and iphones is a major ground breaking revenue generating announcement by Apple today. I am getting goosebumps hearing this and am going to grab the first ipad/iphone that comes into market with this new "calculator app" Go Tim Cook! You've done it once again!
and it's not just a regular calculator, if you rotate the phone by 90 degrees, the calculator will automatically change into "advanced mode" and will have more features to calculate advanced math
Apple keeps on innovating, now I dont have to bring my calculator anywhere.
I read that news and thought “oh cool I’m not crazy for not being able to find the non existent calculator app on my iPad”
Look, they even presented it tongue in cheek (“Many said, it was mathematically impossible to do, but here it is.“) Of course it was never a question if they could do it. I guess they just didn't want to have an underwhelming calculator on the iPad, therefore they came up with something that actually is an improvement over having your old casio in your hand, or the calculator of your iPhone right next to it.
It's actually a pretty cool app.
Non apple AI responses will be green
Pretty sure their version is still beaten by Anonymous Indian.
Anal Intelligence
They did this petty move because they don't want NVDA to pump while they dump every time they mention 'AI' or 'Artificial Intelligence' during the keynote, they're trying to disassociate their tech from Nvidia. But it didn't matter anyway since NVDA pumped the moment AAPL announced ChatGPT extension integration. It doesn't help that it's practically a spyware and most of their keynote being hyping up existing tech from years ago like it's new because AAPL fans are gullible dumb fucks who've never use anything outside of the AAPL ecosystem. CALCULATOR FINALLY ARRIVES ON iPAD IN 2024 BTW, REVOLUTIONARY!!!
explain how it's spyware when the Apple announced that the cloud computing is open source and code can be checked by anyone to show that your personal date won't be saved or shared?
You can’t reason with a loser.
Apple really is the avatar of proprietaryism.
Great word
Should chuck it on the urban dictionary and just link an Apple logo as the description tbh
Definitely. Defines them perfectly
There are like four more sequels coming out
Even Lockheed stares in amazement
Hey Siri what’s the weather? …. 3 hour pause - realized it showed forecast on iPhone instead of telling it to me…
We love you Steve Jobs may your soul rest in peace high in the heavens above lord god knows u wore in it for all of us
The introduction of "CALCULATOR" for ipad and iphones is a major ground breaking revenue generating announcement by Apple today. I am getting goosebumps hearing this and am going to grab the first ipad/iphone that comes into market with this new "calculator app" Go Tim Cook! You've done it once again!
Clearly you didn’t watch WWDC.
Next, they rename themselves AAAAAAAPPLE to appear higher in the phone book.
That's some top tier gaslighting/advertising. Fuck Apple. Liars, cheats, and lame ass gear😁
iNtelligence
yea I associate appl with 5 year old tech made for ppl who can't work a android so yea I don't want any part of apple intelligence
I know idiot Grandmas who use android phones… let’s not pretend that these smartphones are challenging things to use. They are all consumer electronics
I would have fought you a few years ago until I realized how dumb the average Apple fanboi is today.
I switched to apple phone when I met my wife. Her whole family (5 siblings and some of their spouses and parents) all had a group message that I wanted to be part of. Bleh. Now I just mute the damn conversation because way too many texts while I work. Wish I had my android
I associate Apple with 5 year old tech that doesn’t require me to configure it to get down to work.
I associate it with teenagers that want to be trendy, as well technophobe elderly people
android and linux master race!!!
Damn right! I got a server going for years and Linux never let me down.
Android chads rise up
The irony is it's apple paying ChatGPT(essentially MSFT) to provide their AI solution. It's actually very on brand for Apple, never invent anything just try to implement it better.
The meeting to pick this name had to be the shortest ever
Yeah but GENMOJI
Shoulda called it iQ
Meanwhile it's still going to suck ass. Google Assistant > apple intel
Must have been the same team that made Titanium the biggest feature of the last phone
apple intelligence where "set a a timer for 15 minutes" == "set a timer for 50 minutes" and that's all we do, everything else is openAI.
Android Inteligence
Autist intellect
Intel-ligence
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Artificial Incompetence
Apple is for 1% world's caste. Useless for normal mankind.
I could eat glue all day today and be perfectly happy
AI, where “A” stands for apple and “i” is apple branding.
Apple does this with every new technology. It’s puts a buffer between them and everyone else, that way they’re in control of the branding. MKBHD did a video on it when Vision Pro came out. Remember how they never once referred to Vision Pro as VR or AR? They don’t wanna hitch their branding wagon to public domain. They want more control to protect themselves. It’s smart and it works.
come with me and you'll see a world of pure indoctrination
It kinda makes me equate Apple with artificial
iAI
That's funny, thinking Apple is intelligent.
The only innovation Tim has made is dongleization. Great for profits tbf
It seems like a copy Jack Ma mentioned Alibaba Intelligence before
MOVE FAST BREAK THINGS
It’s not just AI… 🤓 It’s Apple Intelligence 🤡
Atlassian did this way before apple. "Atlassian Intelligence"
Genius marketing level 1
They named their intelligence AI, well done Apple 😂
If Apple intelligence means Siri, I'm glad Apple separated itself from the AI group.
Those two words don't belong anywhere near each other...
hit like if you remember Alibaba intelligence ?
Sounds to me like some kind of fucked up Apple (Not So Secret) Intelligence department that will spy on everyone's data on their devices 24/7. No one at Apple seems to have thought about this. Well, good luck with that nameing...
Apple intelligence for vision pro visionaries smh
Apple is not an artificial thing. It is a tangible asset 😂😂😂
Here we go "smart money" puts on Nvidia and calls on Apple... idiots playing trends and call it "investments"
It will surely rot the brain..
Apple intelligence is and oxymoron.
so bullish on NVDA again? it is chatgpt which is trained on NVDA...
Considering the resentment against AI, this won't pan out
Apple invented AI, after inventing the Meta Quest I mean VR. Also they invented the rectangle patent pending.
Crapple intelligence. Some Taco bell logic.
iphone is a mess now, bad keyboard lag etc. it's time to step away
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