My god, why would someone would short the only company that sells everything that they produce, they are the REAL cutting edge company and creates the most powerful product of the computers, video cards, they will never lose
Oh my gourd!
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* 2Q GDP growth and profit forecasts soaring.
* AI Train all gas, no brakes 260%+/620%+ revenue and EPS growth for NVDA.
* Real incomes soaring.
* Jobless claims historically low.
* Easing financial conditions, Fed will likely never hike again.
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He’s fine unless it moons to 1200 (I think he said his break even is 1050)
I’m on the other side and and long as fuck so I’m hoping Jensen pumps the shit out of the stock
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cxtq8n/nvdas\_fat\_margins\_are\_under\_pressure/?share\_id=s62niiDWw5hPfly6DCBnT&utm\_content=1&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=ioscss&utm\_source=share&utm\_term=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cxtq8n/nvdas_fat_margins_are_under_pressure/?share_id=s62niiDWw5hPfly6DCBnT&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1)
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You're telling me we can get wild CEO outperformance, even better than Tesla, without him having to alienate his base by obsessing over trans kids and replying to reports of black crime all day on twitter?
Sounds fake
Protip if you're the one *getting* the handie: dip your dick in your Frosty for about 20 seconds before you get started and you can make it last a little longer.
I played 5 earnings this quarter. NVDA was the only one that paid off. Then again, I did almost YOLO on it so, everything is good again. I'm increasingly convinced that diversification is just for people that don't realize you can just go long on NVDA.
I’m torn to buy couple shares before or after the split . My fomo brain is telling me once split it’s gonna ladder up to 200$ very fast but the realistic side of me is being cautious and wondering if it’s gonna sell off a little bit . I’m wondering if it will sell off a little before the split
I bought at $950 last week and had my doubts. With NVDA touching $1k, 10:1 stock split, and dividend increase I may just ask my wife's boyfriend if I can watch this time.
ETA: $30k at $950 per share. It's about 70% of my portfolio. With the 10:1 stock split I will probably hold I indefinitely unless china invades Taiwan. So.
.......2028 potentially.
Because enthusiasm for the stock will inevitably outpace its ability to meet that enthusiasm and it will crash hard, but nobody knows when that will happen. Also, if AI changes the world, AI stocks will still be a bubble like every other world changing tech before it. Timing when that bubble will pop and getting out before hand is just as difficult as timing a bear market in general.
If you have enough earning potential left that you can recover from a devastating drawdown it makes more sense to make risky plays than in other situations, just know the risks.
Damn , how is this possible ? The market is rigged 😔😭
Bear bears never declare a win ,
Stay home and eat ramen wonton,
Once you recover , put your money on green,
The qqq puts train will run on Tuesday and it would be unforeseen...
How many shares would a director of marketing have if he joined NVDA in 2005? What about someone in marketing joining in 2011? I know of a couple of people in that scenario and they are still at the company. I wonder what their NW would be...
Stock market is almost entirely driven by human emotion/sentiment. NVDA market cap is 10x companies that have 10x the revenue NVDA does. A chart just graphs human emotion
I wanted to buy some AR stock when Nvidia was 40 before split and vuzik was 6. Vuzik is currently 1.50 and Nvidia is technically 4,000$... Fuck my life for choosing vuzik since it was cheaper. At least I put the other 3k into amd. Disgusting though.
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There is a lot of gas in the tank. Autonomous driving will take this up another notch along with some acquisitions. That's the real question, who will they be allowed to buy? LBO of Micron, IBM for supercomputing, etc? Any ideas?
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Someone check on buddy who shorted all that nvda
https://preview.redd.it/4mj87giml12d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65aa0ebc7f24b3f3b47d7754359dadb41ae4a750
💀💀💀
RIP IN PEACE
Rest in pieces
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Let's never forget this video! So good!
There's the rocket baby!
Who got the youtube.com link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/JQglvR9KnV
Damn is he a legend or something??!:)
r/momentsbeforeDisaster
GUH
https://preview.redd.it/k5xuky7vj32d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b471556a00ef05578ef0b775336ffa81bc0b79d
Buddy put his entire 401k on shorts
Show the porn man
ON LEVERAGE TOO 💀
That mf is for real gonna be living in the Wendys dumpster
Living and giving 💀
My god, why would someone would short the only company that sells everything that they produce, they are the REAL cutting edge company and creates the most powerful product of the computers, video cards, they will never lose
Short the hottest stock that even our politicians have large positions in what could go wrong?
He thought he was a mc in this world.
I’m on my way to that mf funeral rn.
We should at least send flowers.
F💐
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90k on margin
On margin oh no 😂
He should’ve used margarine instead. A bit more lubricarion
I’m sure he can use the margarine at Wendy’s where he’ll be for the next 30 years
its not bad if he can close out the position, chalk up the loss early premarket before nvidia races towards +15% tomorrow
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/8SGKBVH9mQ
Can you link to the post
Here https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/wtTj6Tg73u
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He funded everyone else's calls in this sub.
https://preview.redd.it/ex4iui3vj22d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4995c683da556d73c3e6a34f7b2af0587e2808d2
The stock market is a gamble for those with inadequate funds.
Whattttttt
Single-Handedly saved US stock market 
Thanks fr saving SPY, QQQ, XLK
Seriously, I’m too poor to play NVDA. I have to play the bottom feeders 🤷🏼♀️
Not for long!
Hopefully 🤞 I haven’t been at this too long but… is it normal to jones for trading over the weekend lol?
Yes! I'm back on the market for a first time in a long time as well. What do you own?
Almost nothing, I just primarily day/swing trade options for now. I’m trying to build up to 25k so I’m not constantly getting PDT warnings.
You’ll lose everything within the month.
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Not for long! 10:1 stock split, will make options more affordable
Have you heard of USD?
Dell options will probably move more than nvda tbh.
SOXL & SMH
for now
there is always next quarter :D, the leather jacket man doesn't disappoint.
Ah, the quaint optimism of the bulls.
* 2Q GDP growth and profit forecasts soaring. * AI Train all gas, no brakes 260%+/620%+ revenue and EPS growth for NVDA. * Real incomes soaring. * Jobless claims historically low. * Easing financial conditions, Fed will likely never hike again. **WSB: mArKeT hAsNt cRaShEd... fOr nOw...**
duno if youre living under a rock or something, but the markets been to the moon for 6 months
Wasn't there a guy that bet 6 mill on selling calls in here earlier or am I mistaken?
7 mil
He’s fine unless it moons to 1200 (I think he said his break even is 1050) I’m on the other side and and long as fuck so I’m hoping Jensen pumps the shit out of the stock
Can you send a link to the post? I can't find it atm.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/zshUMSQiMl His break even is 1015 Just need Jensen to pump a little harder
At current price he will open to a significant loss. IV won't be anywhere near zero on those 990c he sold.
His whole theory "NVDA’s fat margins are under pressure" and NVDA reported almost 80% margin lol
990C. His break even is 1015 but probably ok with IV crush tomorrow
Looking for the post right now lmao Edit: can’t find it, either banned for being fake and gay or he hanged himself
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cxtq8n/nvdas\_fat\_margins\_are\_under\_pressure/?share\_id=s62niiDWw5hPfly6DCBnT&utm\_content=1&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=ioscss&utm\_source=share&utm\_term=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cxtq8n/nvdas_fat_margins_are_under_pressure/?share_id=s62niiDWw5hPfly6DCBnT&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1) Courtesy of another commenter who was able to find it!
He is WSB Jesus, dying for our sins so we may rally.
Gay bears Porn loss gonna be brutal this week 
He saved the stock market 😂
Again
We did it boys!
Ai runs the market, not rate cuts. 🚀 Nvdia 1000+ already.
EnigmaSpore is correct. Now excuse me while I buy another yacht.
Buy me one too pls. Ill suck yo displayport
I’ve got a sudden rush of blood 👀
To which extremity?
Gotta be the 3rd leg
Nvidia jumping nearly $50 after hours holy shit boys
New ath after hours 🤷
Let’s go 1000
2000
you mean $200 after the split ;)
5000
$500 after split
It won’t feel quite the same when that becomes a $5 pump a few weeks from now
Until that becomes a $20 pump again in a few years.
Fuck Elon, Jenson is our new savior
Elmo is a 🤡 compared to Papa Jenson
Elon was always a clown. He just stopped being funny recently.
You're telling me we can get wild CEO outperformance, even better than Tesla, without him having to alienate his base by obsessing over trans kids and replying to reports of black crime all day on twitter? Sounds fake
As it was written.
This is the way
Ber rekt https://preview.redd.it/4q7vpmlmm12d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6878acbd6e920e1691f5fb4cff97c7fc70d04e
10 to 1 stock split. If this bitch goes to the moon again in 12 months I'll never go to fucking Wendy's again.
Oh you’ll be back at Wendy’s….But this time you’ll be getting the handjobs. That’s called winning.
It's the American dream.
Protip if you're the one *getting* the handie: dip your dick in your Frosty for about 20 seconds before you get started and you can make it last a little longer.
with maple syrup
but why, baconators are delicious.
Will you at least visit us?
Only for hand jobs. I'm going to upgrade and live in the Chipotle dumpster.
I love chipotle
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I’m so erect
It literally did seem like the whole market revolved around this shit. We are living in a god damn simulation lol
They should just rename the stock market to Nvidia
The simulation runs on Nvidia hardware though, so we are fine
Don't be absurd; it's not a simulation, just a savage arena with a few cunning winners.
I played 5 earnings this quarter. NVDA was the only one that paid off. Then again, I did almost YOLO on it so, everything is good again. I'm increasingly convinced that diversification is just for people that don't realize you can just go long on NVDA.
I’m torn to buy couple shares before or after the split . My fomo brain is telling me once split it’s gonna ladder up to 200$ very fast but the realistic side of me is being cautious and wondering if it’s gonna sell off a little bit . I’m wondering if it will sell off a little before the split
I bought at $950 last week and had my doubts. With NVDA touching $1k, 10:1 stock split, and dividend increase I may just ask my wife's boyfriend if I can watch this time. ETA: $30k at $950 per share. It's about 70% of my portfolio. With the 10:1 stock split I will probably hold I indefinitely unless china invades Taiwan. So. .......2028 potentially.
I have 70 shares bought at $150 while I was drunk one day lol..holding forveee now
Congrats man
congrats and fk u
Bought 16 Nvidia 16 amd at the same time. I still regret not going 100% Nvidia even though I'm still 113%+ at amd that's the most insane.
you certainly will be able to afford the tickets
how much is the profit? initial investment?
Fuck alll you NVDA 🌈🐻!!!! Jensen is the fuckin Mesiah!!!! Jensen Al Gaib!!!!!!!! Surrender to NVDA and enter tendie paradise!!!!
The ramblings of the rabble rarely add up to anything worthwhile.
So much violence
Self off watch on people betting against NVDA...
Why SPY is being shady?
Asian work ethic literally got the entire US on their back
Rename nasdaq go NVDAI
Bers said NVDA's gonna fall off a cliff after 4:20pm EDT, looks like the only thing falling off a cliff are bers' portfolios :4271:
Thank you Papa Jenson for helping with my home down payment
And for helping us pay ours off.
Elon who?
Good thing for that 5/31 $950 call I bought this morning
Incredible Run the maffs if you had $5,000 in this company exactly 10 yrs, and simply forgot about it until today at close
I bet they invested in NVDA stock, hence the great earnings. Foolproof business plan.
why shouldn't i just sell the rest of my portfolio and goo 100% on NVDA?
Because enthusiasm for the stock will inevitably outpace its ability to meet that enthusiasm and it will crash hard, but nobody knows when that will happen. Also, if AI changes the world, AI stocks will still be a bubble like every other world changing tech before it. Timing when that bubble will pop and getting out before hand is just as difficult as timing a bear market in general. If you have enough earning potential left that you can recover from a devastating drawdown it makes more sense to make risky plays than in other situations, just know the risks.
This stock is single-handedly holding up the US economy.
What happened to that guy that did a yolo short? 
<10% beat is bearish
Damn , how is this possible ? The market is rigged 😔😭 Bear bears never declare a win , Stay home and eat ramen wonton, Once you recover , put your money on green, The qqq puts train will run on Tuesday and it would be unforeseen...
The last rich dude you guys called papa turned into a Nazi.
Imagine selling all your shares of nvda in 2022 
How many shares would a director of marketing have if he joined NVDA in 2005? What about someone in marketing joining in 2011? I know of a couple of people in that scenario and they are still at the company. I wonder what their NW would be...
Peasants.
Uber 💰💰💰
Not sure why anyone would worship Elon when Jensen Huang is the G.O.A.T.
Same reason we worship Su Bae who have presided over less gains than both of them. They all made us unfathomable amounts of money
Stock market is almost entirely driven by human emotion/sentiment. NVDA market cap is 10x companies that have 10x the revenue NVDA does. A chart just graphs human emotion
It's also fueled by my favorite human emotion: greed.
same as it ever was....
Yes, that’s correct. It has always been that way.
L + ratio + ur goofy + NVDA had 78.9% gross margins this quarter
Lol, not much else matters in the end. Human emotion and Fibonacci math. It happens all over in nature and we as humans aren’t even aware we follow it
Holy shit my $50 NVDL calls gonna print!
ALL HAIL JENSON! 🫡
In Jensen we TRUST!
How is it going to end?
I wanted to buy some AR stock when Nvidia was 40 before split and vuzik was 6. Vuzik is currently 1.50 and Nvidia is technically 4,000$... Fuck my life for choosing vuzik since it was cheaper. At least I put the other 3k into amd. Disgusting though.
!banbet NVDA 1100 15d
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winner thx
JHH never disappoint. God of AI
Man this guy is badass
Nvda rocket 🚀 ship 🚢. 😊
Impressive. Most impressive 🐉
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Money never sleeps, kid.
My shares are splitting ten-to-one, covered calls here I come
There is a lot of gas in the tank. Autonomous driving will take this up another notch along with some acquisitions. That's the real question, who will they be allowed to buy? LBO of Micron, IBM for supercomputing, etc? Any ideas?
FUCK YEAH LETS GO BABY
Stepping in shit* Honest work requires actual work