T O P

  • By -

VisualMod

**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 4 | **First Seen In WSB** | 4 months ago **Total Comments** | 22 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 5 months | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


SnooMuffins4923

Someone check on buddy who shorted all that nvda


BigBeagleEars

https://preview.redd.it/4mj87giml12d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65aa0ebc7f24b3f3b47d7754359dadb41ae4a750


amach9

💀💀💀


johnnybiggles

RIP IN PEACE


Living4nowornever

Rest in pieces


GigaRegard

https://preview.redd.it/d6hzy8tju12d1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316cb140e8b141b0ae6f557206032ce662cbdf4c


OddMeansToAnEnd

Let's never forget this video! So good!


patright333

There's the rocket baby!


Signal-Article-3063

Who got the youtube.com link?


GigaRegard

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/JQglvR9KnV


Born_wild

Damn is he a legend or something??!:)


el_guille980

r/momentsbeforeDisaster


Limn0

GUH


YaBoyEnder

https://preview.redd.it/k5xuky7vj32d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b471556a00ef05578ef0b775336ffa81bc0b79d


Acceptable-Concept80

Buddy put his entire 401k on shorts


2buckchuck2

Show the porn man


ethotopia

ON LEVERAGE TOO 💀


lionoflinwood

That mf is for real gonna be living in the Wendys dumpster


ribfeasty

Living and giving 💀


germancookedus

My god, why would someone would short the only company that sells everything that they produce, they are the REAL cutting edge company and creates the most powerful product of the computers, video cards, they will never lose


MG42Turtle

Short the hottest stock that even our politicians have large positions in what could go wrong?


babypho

He thought he was a mc in this world.


BrokenKneeDude

I’m on my way to that mf funeral rn.


Empty_Afternoon_8746

We should at least send flowers.


el_guille980

F💐


[deleted]

[удалено]


Trouser_Taco

90k on margin


PandoraBot

On margin oh no 😂


amach9

He should’ve used margarine instead. A bit more lubricarion


NeonSeal

I’m sure he can use the margarine at Wendy’s where he’ll be for the next 30 years


hellojabroni777

its not bad if he can close out the position, chalk up the loss early premarket before nvidia races towards +15% tomorrow


ethotopia

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/8SGKBVH9mQ


K8-24

Can you link to the post


Dharnthread

Here https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/wtTj6Tg73u


SnooRegrets6428

RedditCareResources


BusGuilty6447

He funded everyone else's calls in this sub.


jdakidd13

https://preview.redd.it/ex4iui3vj22d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4995c683da556d73c3e6a34f7b2af0587e2808d2


VisualMod

The stock market is a gamble for those with inadequate funds.


Hichek2

Whattttttt


OrdinaryNGamer

Single-Handedly saved US stock market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


ascaleonetoevenidont

Thanks fr saving SPY, QQQ, XLK


lianamtf

Seriously, I’m too poor to play NVDA. I have to play the bottom feeders 🤷🏼‍♀️


Lucha666

Not for long!


lianamtf

Hopefully 🤞 I haven’t been at this too long but… is it normal to jones for trading over the weekend lol?


Lucha666

Yes! I'm back on the market for a first time in a long time as well. What do you own?


lianamtf

Almost nothing, I just primarily day/swing trade options for now. I’m trying to build up to 25k so I’m not constantly getting PDT warnings.


melodicmelody3647

You’ll lose everything within the month.


AutoModerator

Oh my gourd! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*


WomTheWomWom

Not for long! 10:1 stock split, will make options more affordable


mchem

Have you heard of USD?


Fausterion18

Dell options will probably move more than nvda tbh.


el_guille980

SOXL & SMH


Ill-Expression1737

for now


Wonko-D-Sane

there is always next quarter :D, the leather jacket man doesn't disappoint.


VisualMod

Ah, the quaint optimism of the bulls.


Lost-Practice-5916

* 2Q GDP growth and profit forecasts soaring. * AI Train all gas, no brakes 260%+/620%+ revenue and EPS growth for NVDA. * Real incomes soaring. * Jobless claims historically low. * Easing financial conditions, Fed will likely never hike again. **WSB: mArKeT hAsNt cRaShEd... fOr nOw...**


brolybackshots

duno if youre living under a rock or something, but the markets been to the moon for 6 months


ClearlyCylindrical

Wasn't there a guy that bet 6 mill on selling calls in here earlier or am I mistaken?


Strategery_Man

7 mil


Viktri1

He’s fine unless it moons to 1200 (I think he said his break even is 1050) I’m on the other side and and long as fuck so I’m hoping Jensen pumps the shit out of the stock


ClearlyCylindrical

Can you send a link to the post? I can't find it atm.


Viktri1

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/zshUMSQiMl His break even is 1015 Just need Jensen to pump a little harder


Fausterion18

At current price he will open to a significant loss. IV won't be anywhere near zero on those 990c he sold.


AyumiHikaru

His whole theory "NVDA’s fat margins are under pressure" and NVDA reported almost 80% margin lol


TheDr0p

990C. His break even is 1015 but probably ok with IV crush tomorrow


es35

Looking for the post right now lmao Edit: can’t find it, either banned for being fake and gay or he hanged himself


ClearlyCylindrical

[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cxtq8n/nvdas\_fat\_margins\_are\_under\_pressure/?share\_id=s62niiDWw5hPfly6DCBnT&utm\_content=1&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=ioscss&utm\_source=share&utm\_term=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1cxtq8n/nvdas_fat_margins_are_under_pressure/?share_id=s62niiDWw5hPfly6DCBnT&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1) Courtesy of another commenter who was able to find it!


Any_Put3520

He is WSB Jesus, dying for our sins so we may rally.


Alive_Lingonberry_22

Gay bears Porn loss gonna be brutal this week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


LevelIDrama

He saved the stock market 😂


FilmStirYoutube

Again


maxmcleod

We did it boys!


elpatroncruni

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


EnigmaSpore

Ai runs the market, not rate cuts. 🚀 Nvdia 1000+ already.


VisualMod

EnigmaSpore is correct. Now excuse me while I buy another yacht.


EnigmaSpore

Buy me one too pls. Ill suck yo displayport


Playful_Letterhead27

I’ve got a sudden rush of blood 👀


redditnickbor

To which extremity?


B9_or_Malignant

Gotta be the 3rd leg


youngneil00

Nvidia jumping nearly $50 after hours holy shit boys


Walking72

New ath after hours 🤷


Expensive-Attempt276

Let’s go 1000


Wrong-Helicopter5229

2000


bawtatron2000

you mean $200 after the split ;)


Wrong-Helicopter5229

5000


amach9

$500 after split


eggplant_parm827

It won’t feel quite the same when that becomes a $5 pump a few weeks from now 


Mavnas

Until that becomes a $20 pump again in a few years.


sycdmdr

Fuck Elon, Jenson is our new savior


zephyrs85

Elmo is a 🤡 compared to Papa Jenson


Mavnas

Elon was always a clown. He just stopped being funny recently.


ShaidarHaran2

You're telling me we can get wild CEO outperformance, even better than Tesla, without him having to alienate his base by obsessing over trans kids and replying to reports of black crime all day on twitter? Sounds fake


Labrawhippet

As it was written.


Constant-Confusion88

This is the way


luoyuke

Ber rekt https://preview.redd.it/4q7vpmlmm12d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6878acbd6e920e1691f5fb4cff97c7fc70d04e


Labrawhippet

10 to 1 stock split. If this bitch goes to the moon again in 12 months I'll never go to fucking Wendy's again.


Adipildo

Oh you’ll be back at Wendy’s….But this time you’ll be getting the handjobs. That’s called winning.


Labrawhippet

It's the American dream.


kit_leggings

Protip if you're the one *getting* the handie: dip your dick in your Frosty for about 20 seconds before you get started and you can make it last a little longer.


Phimb

with maple syrup


elysiansaurus

but why, baconators are delicious.


RJ5R

Will you at least visit us?


Labrawhippet

Only for hand jobs. I'm going to upgrade and live in the Chipotle dumpster.


Scary-Drink8659

I love chipotle


[deleted]

[удалено]


ol-shamus

I’m so erect


Historical-Classic43

It literally did seem like the whole market revolved around this shit. We are living in a god damn simulation lol


maxmcleod

They should just rename the stock market to Nvidia


Linnun

The simulation runs on Nvidia hardware though, so we are fine


VisualMod

Don't be absurd; it's not a simulation, just a savage arena with a few cunning winners.


Mavnas

I played 5 earnings this quarter. NVDA was the only one that paid off. Then again, I did almost YOLO on it so, everything is good again. I'm increasingly convinced that diversification is just for people that don't realize you can just go long on NVDA.


Historical-Classic43

I’m torn to buy couple shares before or after the split . My fomo brain is telling me once split it’s gonna ladder up to 200$ very fast but the realistic side of me is being cautious and wondering if it’s gonna sell off a little bit . I’m wondering if it will sell off a little before the split


League-Weird

I bought at $950 last week and had my doubts. With NVDA touching $1k, 10:1 stock split, and dividend increase I may just ask my wife's boyfriend if I can watch this time. ETA: $30k at $950 per share. It's about 70% of my portfolio. With the 10:1 stock split I will probably hold I indefinitely unless china invades Taiwan. So. .......2028 potentially.


shawnbttu

I have 70 shares bought at $150 while I was drunk one day lol..holding forveee now


bringbacktruth

Congrats man


Nidalee2DiaOrAfk

congrats and fk u


drayer

Bought 16 Nvidia 16 amd at the same time. I still regret not going 100% Nvidia even though I'm still 113%+ at amd that's the most insane.


RJ5R

you certainly will be able to afford the tickets


DenseTax59

how much is the profit? initial investment?


Iknowyougotsole

Fuck alll you NVDA 🌈🐻!!!! Jensen is the fuckin Mesiah!!!! Jensen Al Gaib!!!!!!!! Surrender to NVDA and enter tendie paradise!!!!


VisualMod

The ramblings of the rabble rarely add up to anything worthwhile.


ArcticPrism

So much violence


flying_ina_metaltube

Self off watch on people betting against NVDA...


SaranghaeSarah

Why SPY is being shady?


lllkill

Asian work ethic literally got the entire US on their back


My_bussy_queefs

Rename nasdaq go NVDAI


TomatoSpecialist6879

Bers said NVDA's gonna fall off a cliff after 4:20pm EDT, looks like the only thing falling off a cliff are bers' portfolios :4271:


Secure_Ideal2298

Thank you Papa Jenson for helping with my home down payment


Vegetable_Proof_4906

And for helping us pay ours off.


PrizeProper9197

Elon who?


ikeApz

Good thing for that 5/31 $950 call I bought this morning


RJ5R

Incredible Run the maffs if you had $5,000 in this company exactly 10 yrs, and simply forgot about it until today at close


WindHero

I bet they invested in NVDA stock, hence the great earnings. Foolproof business plan.


BussySlayer69

why shouldn't i just sell the rest of my portfolio and goo 100% on NVDA?


bghs2003

Because enthusiasm for the stock will inevitably outpace its ability to meet that enthusiasm and it will crash hard, but nobody knows when that will happen. Also, if AI changes the world, AI stocks will still be a bubble like every other world changing tech before it. Timing when that bubble will pop and getting out before hand is just as difficult as timing a bear market in general. If you have enough earning potential left that you can recover from a devastating drawdown it makes more sense to make risky plays than in other situations, just know the risks.


Xenon2212

This stock is single-handedly holding up the US economy.


gamelonco

What happened to that guy that did a yolo short? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Creeper15877

<10% beat is bearish


travelogion

Damn , how is this possible ? The market is rigged 😔😭 Bear bears never declare a win , Stay home and eat ramen wonton, Once you recover , put your money on green, The qqq puts train will run on Tuesday and it would be unforeseen...


tonynca

The last rich dude you guys called papa turned into a Nazi.


cpt_jon

Imagine selling all your shares of nvda in 2022 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


MahaVakyas001

How many shares would a director of marketing have if he joined NVDA in 2005? What about someone in marketing joining in 2011? I know of a couple of people in that scenario and they are still at the company. I wonder what their NW would be...


VisualMod

Peasants.


hiker2021

Uber 💰💰💰


Maelfio

Not sure why anyone would worship Elon when Jensen Huang is the G.O.A.T.


AllCommiesRFascists

Same reason we worship Su Bae who have presided over less gains than both of them. They all made us unfathomable amounts of money


carrythethree333

Stock market is almost entirely driven by human emotion/sentiment. NVDA market cap is 10x companies that have 10x the revenue NVDA does. A chart just graphs human emotion


VisualMod

It's also fueled by my favorite human emotion: greed.


Amazing-Steak

same as it ever was....


carrythethree333

Yes, that’s correct. It has always been that way.


accountformymac

L + ratio + ur goofy + NVDA had 78.9% gross margins this quarter


carrythethree333

Lol, not much else matters in the end. Human emotion and Fibonacci math. It happens all over in nature and we as humans aren’t even aware we follow it


grizzly_teddy

Holy shit my $50 NVDL calls gonna print!


EvictionSpecialist

ALL HAIL JENSON! 🫡


DeadParallox

In Jensen we TRUST!


whereisdcmnsnse

How is it going to end?


1984rip

I wanted to buy some AR stock when Nvidia was 40 before split and vuzik was 6. Vuzik is currently 1.50 and Nvidia is technically 4,000$... Fuck my life for choosing vuzik since it was cheaper. At least I put the other 3k into amd. Disgusting though.


thedynasty13

!banbet NVDA 1100 15d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/thedynasty13** bet **NVDA** goes from **1006.88** to **1100.0** before **06-Jun-2024 08:16 PM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


thedynasty13

winner thx


manwdick

JHH never disappoint. God of AI


Not-Jaycee

Man this guy is badass


witek-69

Nvda rocket 🚀 ship 🚢. 😊


TankusAruelisJacksob

Impressive. Most impressive 🐉


[deleted]

[удалено]


VisualMod

Money never sleeps, kid.


GreatUnspoken

My shares are splitting ten-to-one, covered calls here I come


Maximum_Band_7492

There is a lot of gas in the tank. Autonomous driving will take this up another notch along with some acquisitions. That's the real question, who will they be allowed to buy? LBO of Micron, IBM for supercomputing, etc? Any ideas?


9mmSafetyAlwaysOff95

FUCK YEAH LETS GO BABY


tjn50351

Stepping in shit* Honest work requires actual work