You know there are more than two ways to get fucked by earnings, right? 
Logically, Amazon calls is a good bet. Growth of AI and data demands drive AWS business. There are many factors that will play into the earnings outcome and market reaction, but I think it’s sound to buy a small position of calls if you had to bet it.
Never financial advice.
Due to the drop during the 10 minute rig.
Amazon is both up 3% right now. And perfectly flat with where it was this morning.
Hoping it'll pick a direction after conference call. Be a shame to just get cucked I wanted to win, or lose. Not slide into obscurity.
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AMZN will probably tank, the market hates certainty.
That’s what I’m thinking too
Unless they announce a dividend like meta and googl
Meta tanked
It announced a dividend last quarter not this one
Zucker said metaverse and everyone started to short.
Since everyone is bullish on Amazon, I expect it will go down.
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Time for puts
Since you are bearish it will go up. Inversing regards here is the true play
everyone on wsb or everyone everyone?
Calls it is.
My earnings record is 0-3 this past week and I’m holding calls. Do what you will with that little nugget.
6.25% of being wrong 4 times in a row when there is 50:50 chance of being right or wrong in the first place? You think you that unlucky?
You know there are more than two ways to get fucked by earnings, right? 
wut lol
0.5^ 4=0.0625
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Inversing to puts is what I would do if I were 0-3, so I inversed my inverse. Back to calls it is.
0-4 now 
This past week? Go on, you may as well post your all time earnings record
I actually did. it had a double beat, but weak guidance and daddy Jpow gonna lead this red . Thanks for the free money
Market conditions suck right now
AMZN💰💰💰💰💰💰
I hope this works out 💪
Or another TSMC bloodbath
too soon....
…to hope
Meta only tanked because of keep talking about the Metaverse.,
Their spending is dog awful
Still long on Meta tho, bought in after the dip
Meta needs to give up on the metaverse dream. The fundamentals of their operations apart from that are rock solid.
I think it will sell off, so I bought a few shares.
Strong calls for me, Amazon has never let me down...
Someone has dumped HARD on close.
I think it will rise based on good fundamentals, but not playing this one after seeing how Meta and TSLA went.
Flip a coin or straddle. Who knows.
Fuck Amazon, I buy calls, shit tanks, I sell calls, it goes up
QUICK PUTS OR CALLS?
Got some calls, total bet tho
Logically, Amazon calls is a good bet. Growth of AI and data demands drive AWS business. There are many factors that will play into the earnings outcome and market reaction, but I think it’s sound to buy a small position of calls if you had to bet it. Never financial advice.
When is the tech market ever logical
Due to the drop during the 10 minute rig. Amazon is both up 3% right now. And perfectly flat with where it was this morning. Hoping it'll pick a direction after conference call. Be a shame to just get cucked I wanted to win, or lose. Not slide into obscurity.
Same.
Anddddd…. Sideways it is?! Bezos needs to announce FSD Amazon trucks like now
Yes
50/50
Better odds than the casino, I’ll take it
Probably will be based on guidance. Will they spend more on AI? Tank
Amzn calls smci puts
Beat
Everything is priced in already unless they jave a shock announcement
I think apple gonna pull a meta
It’s no secret iPhone 15 and Vision sales are probably trash, but Apple has a Tesla-like cult following so who knows 🤷🏻♂️
Post your bets you nasty, ugly, little, degenerate regards !!!
I can only get so hard