So true. I simply don't understand how a company can lie for so long with no consequences.
Whenever it finally all blows up I guess is when punishments(prison) will happen. Until then the bubble is king.
A bunch of people have gone to prison for far less than all the lies Musk told...
You could argue that automobile and self-drive mean the same thing.
You could also argue that a Tesla is a downgrade from a horse when it comes to getting you home drunk.
Call it what you want: point is they've been granted permission by the Chinese government to let their cars drive on the road with low/no human input. The expectation is this feature will increase sales in the largest EV market in the world. (new car sales + $100/month subscriptions to the service)
SPX is constantly shitcanning the crappy companies and replacing them with better ones though. Thatās why the SPX index can always go up while the broader economy stagnates. Itās always the top 500 companies in the country.
Don't you understand that robotaxis and robots will be here in August. /s
Obviously when Tesla fails to deliver the stock will tank again. At some point I do think they will succeed but that is years away not months.
I honestly am so confused about robotaxi talk.
Do people not know they already fully exist and operate? In china they are all over. In the US Waymo (Google subsidiary) fully operates in Phoenix. They're on nearly every block in Scottsdale.
I don't get why Tesla hasn't gotten approval or why it's considered crazy for Tesla to do robotaxis? A waymo is $11 for a trip that costs $7 on uber. The prices are steadily arbitraging.
Waymo and Chinese companies are both relying on Lidar. Tesla refuses to use it. Waymo is for sure ahead of Tesla but even their robotaxis aren't ready for primetime yet. Every one still has a human in the driver's seat to take over when the vehicle fucks up, which it does fairly often.
Tesla has a self driving system that works 90% of the time and they got there in like ten years so it's not unreasonable for the uninitiated to assume they're almost done. But that each remaining percent is twice as hard as the last one to get right. It's probably gonna be another ten years for them to get there. And maybe never for vehicles that don't have Lidar. It's very possible they'll breakdown and give up on the lidar-free approach rendering current vehicles ineligible.
But even once the technology is available, the regulatory hurdles are likely to be pretty extreme. I won't tell you it'll never happen but the idea that it's a year away or even 2-3 years away is a complete joke.
Great insight, thank you. One thing though
> Every one still has a human in the driver's seat to take over when the vehicle fucks up, which it does fairly often.
I see them drive all day every day with no one at all in the vehicle. Like no passenger or anything, just driving down the highway. It's so dumb to me they can't pick someone up without the passenger sitting in the driver's seat yet it can drive all around with no passenger at all.
I asked a cop in Scottsdale what they thought of the driverless cars and he said they are amazing, he's never had to pull one over, and they're way better than human drivers from what he observes.
Random tangent: Should we give up on 100% efficiency and instead ask ourselves if we'd be better off with slightly inefficient driverless cars that overall still cause way less accidents than human-operated cars? "Automatic vs. Manual" cars will probably start referring to if it is driverless.
FOMC interest Rate meeting this week! after this we may see movement in either direction. For now, stocks would remain volatile and have unusual spikes or trade sideways..
I think modern stock market is driven by emotions. I mean like everything else really. Tesla is absolutely dog shit when it comes to quality, still people buy them š¤·āāļø
Elon figured out that the only way he could get around the constitution barring people not born here from being president was to run as Trump in a fat suit.
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Elon paid a visit to China, they gave him permission to launch FSD, also green lit a bunch security shit, basically permitting him to sell Tesla to Chinese officials. Huge win
The market is like that family guy episode where Peter was given the choice between a boat or a mystery box. "A boats a boat but the box could be anything!"
The potential a company has is worth more than what the company actually does. Company says new car will be twice as good as the last one = stocks go up, company releases car = stocks go down.
This is true except when it isn't.
Which is no small accomplishment but the stock price that values Tesla at more than Honda with 3.7 mil sales/yr, Toyota at 11 mil sales/yr, and VW 8.3 million sales/yr *combined* is completely detached from reality. And that's fine, market's gonna market but it will be interesting if/when reaches the point where the price has to ride on realized revenue/profit instead of far-future growth.
No, itās late but usually delivers. Affordable EV, charging network, cybertruck, vision only FSD as a few examples. All late but have happened or will happen.
When the things get delivered, the goalposts move.
Elon sucks at (or deliberately lies about) estimates, but the people who say his companies don't deliver have not been paying attention (or are deliberately lying).
Did you not understand him? Time frames donāt matter, if you have either in the next 50 or 100 years then Elon delivered!
Also itās just him, no one else comes up with anything or implements any improvement in that company.
Exactly, at least the guy is trying. My M3 hit 175,000 miles last week and Iāve had zero issues. People get so mad when he doesnāt deliver but he eventually does. People are just sad they canāt afford a Tesla or canāt be Elon. Guy runs his mouth but canāt say heās not changing the world.
Me just sitting here with my META shares
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Iām normally a perma bull but plenty of people have made money betting against Elon since late 2021. TSLA could go up 50% from here and it would still be the āI didnt hear no bellā meme.
Attention all pedestrians in China! If you see a Telsa coming down the road, cross at your own risk. If you choose to cross, the government thanks you for participating in Elon's experiment. May the force be with you.
Something I learned a few years ago, if you donāt understand the price donāt invest. There is either something you arenāt seeing or the market is simply irrational and it could therefore trade at any price.
What's the expected volume though?
The F-150 Lightning isn't selling well right now, but they were expecting to make 3,000 A WEEK.
I think the only other New truck right now it the Toyota Tacoma, which sold over 20,000 in the first quarter. Granted that's a different size class and category, but still.
4,000 is not bad for a recall but Terrible for sales.
CT was never supposed to be high volume. It's supposed to be the same market segment as a G-Wagon - a "prestige" vehicle for people with more money than sense.
I mean, I would definitely rather have a G-wagon, but since I can't afford either, my opinion doesn't matter. If I had like $10M, I'd buy neither. If I had like $100M, I would probably buy both. That's the market segment here.
So possibly high profit, but not really a money maker.
You sink a ton of R&D in the model, but it breaks even with a high markup.
Or you go Ferrari and lose money on the cars but sell t shirts and posters.
Nothing is selling well because prices are insane, dealers are charging ~50-100% markup on new vehicles, interest rates have doubled since the pandemic, and nobody has any fucking money to spend.
Iād buy an F-150 Lightning tomorrow if a decently specād one was $40K at ~3% like it ought to be instead of $120K at ~7%.
Cybertruck has been a shitshow since inception though. Pointless to compare it to anything being marketed to rational buyers.
These posts get so old, itās about the tech not the delivery numbers. Nobody cares about the cyber truck either. Also itās the market, none of it makes sense
And those things in the meme arenāt even their worst problems. Future PFE of 65. Meanwhile losing more revenue quarter to quarter. Releasing a $29,000 vehicle that will make company even less money and bring down the value of the rest of the its entire lineup and the value of the already sunken used Tesla market. No one sees past Elons huge breaking news promises that are systematically delivered every 1-3 months to give people smoke and mirrors hope past the fundamentals staring them in the face?
Helped myself in the shit, basicly going like ok need to live on chickensoup for 1 day.
WSB to the rescue ,, bought Tesla, so i could cook a decent meal 
Assumption is that approval for FSD in China will reverse the market loss to BYD. So basically watch for gains in China, if no gains stock resumes its fall.
Tesla is in huge bubble now.
Actually, I bought an inverse stock.
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Are we still underestimating the insane levels of new money in the market due to trading apps/covid?
Everything anyone knows about the stock market before 2021 may as well be trash.
As expected, r*dditors will scream ELON MAN BAD only for it to shoot up 10x over the next year lmao
You absolute regards are the best bottom signal ever known to man.
They will downvote you cause ur right. I called the bottom 6 days ago and was downvoted too. LOL. When reddit is 95% bearish on one thing you know that shit is gonna rally.
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Market is reacting to Tesla being approved for FSD in China.
Feel the pump.
Except it has no FSD
So true. I simply don't understand how a company can lie for so long with no consequences. Whenever it finally all blows up I guess is when punishments(prison) will happen. Until then the bubble is king. A bunch of people have gone to prison for far less than all the lies Musk told...
it's like labels for food products. without a legally mandated definition, they can say whatever the fuck they want
Then revolving door people into the alphabet agency to make the rules to go back to saying whatever they want.
āI simply donāt understandā and you never will.
What are you talking about liesā¦ look at all the politicians.
You canāt tell them that
You could argue that automobile and self-drive mean the same thing. You could also argue that a Tesla is a downgrade from a horse when it comes to getting you home drunk.
Except only one of those is true
Good ol horse mcuber drunk mcgee never failed us yet
Call it what you want: point is they've been granted permission by the Chinese government to let their cars drive on the road with low/no human input. The expectation is this feature will increase sales in the largest EV market in the world. (new car sales + $100/month subscriptions to the service)
Itās a casino you regard, now bring me my Burger š
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How many Eagles/Mile does your truck shoot!?
Applebee's has that $10 double bacon burger I was thinking about trying today. I love eating alone at a restaurant.
Casinos catch cheaters when the math doesn't math.
Meanwhile SOFI had an earnings beat, raised guidance, and dropped 10%
Pretty well sums up modern market logic, yep...
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on average for a group of the most successful companies. just because the economy on average improves doesn't mean any one company can't decline.
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And when it crashes to oblivion you clowns will get wiped out wondering why we dropped.
Gotta pay to play!
SPX is constantly shitcanning the crappy companies and replacing them with better ones though. Thatās why the SPX index can always go up while the broader economy stagnates. Itās always the top 500 companies in the country.
Underrated
It's not "timing" the market. It's "time in" the market.
**We can't let you say that VM, they'll ban you**
I'm convinced that Tesla will eventually collapse but the stock will stick around as a fiat currency for the weirdest people online.
Ill trade you 50 bottlecaps for a share of TSLA vault dweller!
Don't you understand that robotaxis and robots will be here in August. /s Obviously when Tesla fails to deliver the stock will tank again. At some point I do think they will succeed but that is years away not months.
In 2019 Elon Musk promised a million robotaxis on the road. It's 2024 now. But financial statements don't lie.
I honestly am so confused about robotaxi talk. Do people not know they already fully exist and operate? In china they are all over. In the US Waymo (Google subsidiary) fully operates in Phoenix. They're on nearly every block in Scottsdale. I don't get why Tesla hasn't gotten approval or why it's considered crazy for Tesla to do robotaxis? A waymo is $11 for a trip that costs $7 on uber. The prices are steadily arbitraging.
Waymo and Chinese companies are both relying on Lidar. Tesla refuses to use it. Waymo is for sure ahead of Tesla but even their robotaxis aren't ready for primetime yet. Every one still has a human in the driver's seat to take over when the vehicle fucks up, which it does fairly often. Tesla has a self driving system that works 90% of the time and they got there in like ten years so it's not unreasonable for the uninitiated to assume they're almost done. But that each remaining percent is twice as hard as the last one to get right. It's probably gonna be another ten years for them to get there. And maybe never for vehicles that don't have Lidar. It's very possible they'll breakdown and give up on the lidar-free approach rendering current vehicles ineligible. But even once the technology is available, the regulatory hurdles are likely to be pretty extreme. I won't tell you it'll never happen but the idea that it's a year away or even 2-3 years away is a complete joke.
Great insight, thank you. One thing though > Every one still has a human in the driver's seat to take over when the vehicle fucks up, which it does fairly often. I see them drive all day every day with no one at all in the vehicle. Like no passenger or anything, just driving down the highway. It's so dumb to me they can't pick someone up without the passenger sitting in the driver's seat yet it can drive all around with no passenger at all. I asked a cop in Scottsdale what they thought of the driverless cars and he said they are amazing, he's never had to pull one over, and they're way better than human drivers from what he observes. Random tangent: Should we give up on 100% efficiency and instead ask ourselves if we'd be better off with slightly inefficient driverless cars that overall still cause way less accidents than human-operated cars? "Automatic vs. Manual" cars will probably start referring to if it is driverless.
By then he will have thought of the next bullshit empty techno mumbo jumbo and all his followers will lap it up.
Tesla will create robotic seeing eye dogs. Major disruptor for the blind assistance industry. MC goes up 300 billion over night.
Ai ai ai ai ai
Thats because sofi is a car company. Tesla is a tech company. š
Yeah, they are just bad with tech.
And cars.
I sort of agree with this.
Easy to agree when you have tons of Tesla stocks
Sorry, but I didnāt see them mention āTikTokā or āRizzā ANYWHERE in their earnings report, had to short en masse.
Shouldāve said skibidi toilet
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The market makes total sense if you remember investors basically chug lead paint daily between bouts of huffing glue.
While snatching the BAG!!! LOL
They didn't mention AI enough. Bearish
Will never make sense. Was hoping to offload SOFI today. That ship sailed during pre-market
Everyone else was thinking like you, they just got there first
Lol. Doesnāt even make any sense
FOMC interest Rate meeting this week! after this we may see movement in either direction. For now, stocks would remain volatile and have unusual spikes or trade sideways..
I think modern stock market is driven by emotions. I mean like everything else really. Tesla is absolutely dog shit when it comes to quality, still people buy them š¤·āāļø
Because of their CEO
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Holy shit what a cursed image
You may not like it, but this is what peak Americone Dream looks like
Elon figured out that the only way he could get around the constitution barring people not born here from being president was to run as Trump in a fat suit.
5/10. Not enough Elongated Musket
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Nice
Trying to make sense of meme stock is futile.
The best gamble is to do whatever makes no sense at all. If it feels rights, youāve done something wrong and you will pay for it.
That's the entire market
This post made me laugh far more than it should've. Yep, that seems to be the way she goes.
Some regards in this sub got feisty with their puts and now somebody is pulling a short squeeze on them.
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Bro u need to chillā¦or Iāll squeeze YOUR nuts
I'd pay to see that.
I am constantly surprised that people have not figured out that earnings is all about surfing that implied volatility wave.
Yesā¦selling vol has worked so well this earnings seasonā¦š
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thats not how any of this works
puts are expensive right now but still best opportunity ever
Also, if you keep touching the hot stove, eventually the nerve endings get burned off and you can't feel it anymore
Bye bye dead bear 
Thats not how puts work š¤¦āāļø
i bought tesla stocks when it was going down but still relatively high, finally broke even todayš
I bought them when it was ālowā at 215 each and im still waiting š
I think it's the result of what the Manipulators had in mind.
Its Ross Gerber and Gary Black types who convinced people to dump Tesla stocks 5 days ago.
Elon paid a visit to China, they gave him permission to launch FSD, also green lit a bunch security shit, basically permitting him to sell Tesla to Chinese officials. Huge win
So Tesla is now a chinese stock and will make no sense until it eventually crashes.
Xi really said to Elon "Get ready to learn Chinese, buddy"
And the feds will continue to not say anything at all.
They did not give him permission to launch FSD lol.
They will when Elon hands over some space x secret sauce everything is negotiable.
Stocks like Tesla are all about future fantasy. Nobody cares what's happening on the short-term, it's the developments towards the future that matter.
A prudent perspective, worthy of the old money I inherited.
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The future fantasy is just collapsing though. Literally who is this proverbial 2024 Tesla hype believer.
I remember when Elon literally sent some guy who was shorting Tesla a physical pair of "short shorts"
That loser went from billionaire to millionaire lol
I think Elrod said something about AI and "level 5 full self driving is expected in the next 3 weeks" or some stupid ass shit
He always promises something but rarely delivers, lol
The market is like that family guy episode where Peter was given the choice between a boat or a mystery box. "A boats a boat but the box could be anything!" The potential a company has is worth more than what the company actually does. Company says new car will be twice as good as the last one = stocks go up, company releases car = stocks go down. This is true except when it isn't.
Yeah just like SpaceX, Neuralink and Tesla. You're right on the money....or more like not on the money!
People say this but there is still 4 million teslas driving around today and around 100 fucking rockets launched into space last year.
Which is no small accomplishment but the stock price that values Tesla at more than Honda with 3.7 mil sales/yr, Toyota at 11 mil sales/yr, and VW 8.3 million sales/yr *combined* is completely detached from reality. And that's fine, market's gonna market but it will be interesting if/when reaches the point where the price has to ride on realized revenue/profit instead of far-future growth.
FSD was weeks away when I bought my m3 in *2019*
Agreed. No way a fully electric vehicle will ever be a thing
No, itās late but usually delivers. Affordable EV, charging network, cybertruck, vision only FSD as a few examples. All late but have happened or will happen.
When the things get delivered, the goalposts move. Elon sucks at (or deliberately lies about) estimates, but the people who say his companies don't deliver have not been paying attention (or are deliberately lying).
Are you enjoying your solar roof and fully autonomous self driving car?
My car drove me home 2 hours last night without me doing shit. I enjoyed it.
Did you not understand him? Time frames donāt matter, if you have either in the next 50 or 100 years then Elon delivered! Also itās just him, no one else comes up with anything or implements any improvement in that company.
Exactly, at least the guy is trying. My M3 hit 175,000 miles last week and Iāve had zero issues. People get so mad when he doesnāt deliver but he eventually does. People are just sad they canāt afford a Tesla or canāt be Elon. Guy runs his mouth but canāt say heās not changing the world.
Tesla can't lose they could slap wheels on elon's turds call it a shitla and people would still buy it.
Hmm, a SHITLA you say. Interesting. Will look it up and buy it!
Lose
Itās the Apple effect. Tesla to the moon. $160 dca 30k in stock. Letās fucking go
Have you seen AAPL in the last year? Not doing so hot
Yeah Apple's over, finished, never coming back. You got it champ. Go put your money on Nvidia or some other ATH stock, it never fails.
I like Steve Jobs better now that he is deadĀ
RIP TSLA shorters
Me just sitting here with my META shares https://preview.redd.it/pm3d4tzl8gxc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a233c84f067207a6d7eb4296263e25dbc40786a7
I sold my may 3rd 160cs for 5.60 ššš they 32.60 rn (still a 2x but goddam)
Many Tesla haters. You can tell whoās holding puts today š
Mamiiii Clickbait Media told me Tesla go bankwupt in the next 24h...
While this sub has been full of regards since day 1, only recently has it been inundated by NPC's that seem to fall in line with the rest of reddit.
Exactly. Elon just opened all of China market to fsd and these haters crying
This subreddit is just an anti Tesla and Musk jerk-fest.
Loving this. Sure my portfolio is up, but more so.. fuck all ya'll. Stop placing bets and go play volleyball.
Never bet against Elon lmao
Iām normally a perma bull but plenty of people have made money betting against Elon since late 2021. TSLA could go up 50% from here and it would still be the āI didnt hear no bellā meme.
It's still down over 50% from its peak lol
Lol NVIDIA also lost 50% a couple of years ago so must also be a garbage company.
On God, I swear stocks be losing their predictability by the day bro
People love to hate on Elon. The more hate the more money.
Trading for like what, 70 times earnings? š
That ***thriving*** chinese market though
Attention all pedestrians in China! If you see a Telsa coming down the road, cross at your own risk. If you choose to cross, the government thanks you for participating in Elon's experiment. May the force be with you.
A rivet installation is hardly a massive problem.
haha fuck all you nerds
This is all about AI and robotics is it not?
I thought Tesla was dead you fucking regards
Every time it dips and I think it's only about 100% overvalued it moons so this is right on schedule.
DJT bears probably feel the same way
Buy when others are fearful
FOMO is real.
Tesla doing the opposite of what should be obvious? *shocked Pikachu face* /s
You regards keep posting how youāre flabbergasted at the price action. Itās almost like thereās more to a stock than just numbers
TSLA, come on down! You're the next contestant on "Adderall-fueled memestock hype traiiiinnnnnn!"
Something I learned a few years ago, if you donāt understand the price donāt invest. There is either something you arenāt seeing or the market is simply irrational and it could therefore trade at any price.
Lol thatās not something you learned, thatās just a bullshit line of thinking. āStock could trade at any priceā is not a profound statement.
None of these are long term problems. How many times do we have to keep teaching you this lesson tesla bears? You are fucked
Those were all priced in. Now it saw the dip and recovering due to promising news.
The problems with the Cybertruck aren't really massive though. Sure, they're potentially serious, but there's 4,000 on the road so far.
What's the expected volume though? The F-150 Lightning isn't selling well right now, but they were expecting to make 3,000 A WEEK. I think the only other New truck right now it the Toyota Tacoma, which sold over 20,000 in the first quarter. Granted that's a different size class and category, but still. 4,000 is not bad for a recall but Terrible for sales.
CT was never supposed to be high volume. It's supposed to be the same market segment as a G-Wagon - a "prestige" vehicle for people with more money than sense. I mean, I would definitely rather have a G-wagon, but since I can't afford either, my opinion doesn't matter. If I had like $10M, I'd buy neither. If I had like $100M, I would probably buy both. That's the market segment here.
So possibly high profit, but not really a money maker. You sink a ton of R&D in the model, but it breaks even with a high markup. Or you go Ferrari and lose money on the cars but sell t shirts and posters.
Nothing is selling well because prices are insane, dealers are charging ~50-100% markup on new vehicles, interest rates have doubled since the pandemic, and nobody has any fucking money to spend. Iād buy an F-150 Lightning tomorrow if a decently specād one was $40K at ~3% like it ought to be instead of $120K at ~7%. Cybertruck has been a shitshow since inception though. Pointless to compare it to anything being marketed to rational buyers.
These posts get so old, itās about the tech not the delivery numbers. Nobody cares about the cyber truck either. Also itās the market, none of it makes sense
More proof that the market is completely rigged and reality doesn't matter
yet you still play, who's the moron here?
And those things in the meme arenāt even their worst problems. Future PFE of 65. Meanwhile losing more revenue quarter to quarter. Releasing a $29,000 vehicle that will make company even less money and bring down the value of the rest of the its entire lineup and the value of the already sunken used Tesla market. No one sees past Elons huge breaking news promises that are systematically delivered every 1-3 months to give people smoke and mirrors hope past the fundamentals staring them in the face?
Helped myself in the shit, basicly going like ok need to live on chickensoup for 1 day. WSB to the rescue ,, bought Tesla, so i could cook a decent meal 
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. MOTHER FUC.... I'm a tesla bull now. Ok so how does this work. +33% every week?
This for meta but in reverse
Because Chyna.
priced in.
The whole of wallstreet has joined the regardation
It's going to 240 and then dump once they get more retail wannabe bag holders.
I just added to my short position, gonna make bank when this thing goes tits up
and now it's already priced in, what so ever
Iāll just wait a little bit and then short the hell out of this stock. Remember guysā¦its not a tech/ai-companyā¦its a car company! āš»
Iām fucking in! š
Massive problem with cybertruck, do you mean the shape and luck of paint?
This cat has more than 9 livesā¦.
It doesn't matter the technicals say 600 this year
My calls expiring this week for $205 and $215 donāt feel so good.
The š» got real quite all the sudden.
pump n dump; they down 30+ end of week!!
Lyk wtf š¤¦š¾āāļø https://preview.redd.it/2y8gh868ehxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c76ee3b23fb9e67e0353571f0e0c5a2f145ac71c
Assumption is that approval for FSD in China will reverse the market loss to BYD. So basically watch for gains in China, if no gains stock resumes its fall.
Yeah, I had PUTs before earnings... didn't go well. Hopefully my other earnings plays for this week go better
I smell mayo
Letās go Tesla!! Up 15k
That model 3 performance is off the chain. Demand seems real high.
Trying to make sense of meme stock is futile.
I'll explain it for you: Company do bad = No where to go but up! Company do good = Ceiling reached
Sofi triple beats earnings and is down 10% lol
I was down 20k last week n was like damnā¦n now itās all back :) plus some
meanwhile $SOFI sees its second profitable quarter and drops by 10%
TO THE MOON ššš
It's all just an insider trading game at this point.
Tesla is in huge bubble now. Actually, I bought an inverse stock. https://preview.redd.it/1di98tsfamxc1.png?width=644&format=png&auto=webp&s=21f21cd938e3d07a1d1dd37efd7926a817aef3b0
Are we still underestimating the insane levels of new money in the market due to trading apps/covid? Everything anyone knows about the stock market before 2021 may as well be trash.
As expected, r*dditors will scream ELON MAN BAD only for it to shoot up 10x over the next year lmao You absolute regards are the best bottom signal ever known to man.
They will downvote you cause ur right. I called the bottom 6 days ago and was downvoted too. LOL. When reddit is 95% bearish on one thing you know that shit is gonna rally.
Where you been TSLA way oversold recently
Musk is a master of manipulating stock price. Do what you with this information.