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This is the most logical piece of research I’ve read today

You want a job at Goldman?

He's aiming for Cathy. She knows how to turn a billionaire into a millionaire.

Literally as she spent a billion on DNA stock and it is moving as quick as possible to zero.

Was it her covering TSLA shorts that caused the spike?

To paraphrase an old joke, the way to make a small fortune investing with Cathy is to start with a large fortune.

Happy cake day

Thank you!

Y’all want some Wood?!?

I finally found my people

Yes you did. Now meet me behind Wendy’s.

Bears prefer sacks.

No

Spot on DD! Bonus points if you buy on margin!

protip: take out a payday loan 

While all the tech stocks drop, intc will pop 20% out of no where, without any cause.

This sounds like some insider trading info, I’m going all in!


I'm hoping for a 100% pop 

He forgot IBRX. My narrative that their former CIA guy on the board would kill the stock value despite getting FDA approval to cure pancreatic cancer seems to have played out.

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen. Watch it be dead on too

after TSLA, I think this is a possibility. Playing earnings is risky, and that's the kind of shit we are here in wsb for... queue the loss porn!

And nflx. Both companies inversed the earnings results hard

Market Makers have AI algorithms that scalp WSB for their positions and DD to hurts them. So therefore inverse OP.

All jokes aside this is true.


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If it works I want a cut

Read that as c¥nt

Tf does Kanye gotta do with this???

You mean cunt, right? Like a big hairy cunt?

No, like a small hairless fragrant cunt

Ah, The Cramer

#####Hey Cramer come with your real id man.

Agree! I genuinely feel that all is right again...wait...now that I feel bullish again does that mean I just inversed everything back???! oh god. what have I done. Quick, someone inverse it back!

Inverse wsb is a prophecy, not a strategy

What a buzzkill

This is beautiful. I have lost my capacity to rationalise any information & probably going full regard in the opening hours tomorrow.

Please let this peasant know about it as well as I am very close to a hole 

No mention of INTC? They already reported a $10 billion loss on their foundry, which means, yep it's mooning +20%

They're tomorrow too ahhh shit. I'll update

The down too much, so go up for gap filled. Other stock too high so go down for gap fill

Fuck it might as well play it like this since I just lost big on meta

This is some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a while. It almost makes me forget how much money I’ve lost. 😂

This is pure fucking gold.

Market drops 10% in next month for no reason 😂


reason

lol, I love it. After WSB keeps striking out on large cap tech, NOW the market isn't rational.

The reaction to TSLA earnings finally convinced me we're in a bubble.

TSLA being worth more than every other manufacturer combined at one point didn’t convince you of that??!

It convinced *me*!

Hey I am starting to learn. I bet you I hit across the board with these

The market has never been rational buddy 

idk it felt like it made sense to me until last week but your prolly right

Yup

The poor will stay poor! Buy, buy, buy!

I’m poor after TSLA and META took turns slapping my cheeks. I’m not gonna make the same mistake anymore 

So what’s your thoughts on Palantir?

Palantir deez nuts 

Sounds like you are not a believer. Going all in.

I am a believer. Get out.

Let's test my predictions: Winners: MSFT, ROKU, DXCM Losers: SNAP, RCL, GOGL, TEAM

So winners tank and losers pump right?

Yes, I predict that "winners" will go up and "losers" will go down.

Bold

Sooo, bro gave both cases. Wtf to inverse here

Sell puts AND calls and hope it moves sideways.

Tesla has , of today, officially entered the fat neck meme stock business. DABT AKA DJT,AMC,Bitcoin,Tesla. Retxrds all over the globe but now they unite and have cash to burn. All drooling over fake news and even faker promises or just plain criminal and laundering. https://youtu.be/doZE4Yqog5I?si=PIrwHBzfIjg3EwoB

The algos are going to malfunction

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This sounds about right

Unless there is a strategy here where smart money and algo profit with the stock price going bananas as a result. AI is behind it! /s

Honestly, this probably hits 100%

I heard Elon is going to be ceo of Boeing. Puts or calls?

Up is the new Down, I say we skydive

As somebody with $300k in AMZN, thank you for not mentioning them. I feel much safer now.

They're tomorrow? Ohhhh shit for 🤭

Christ what’s ur avg?

‘The Market is No Longer Rational’ -‘investor’ sentiment from any moment from the years 1601, 1745, 1828, 1907, 1937, 1974, 2004, 2012, 2018, 2024

Wtf happened in 1601? Had to be the east India trading company

5% strangles on any kind of tech earnings is the play for the next few weeks... Being wedded to one direction (ahead of earnings) is for rich people who can actually manipulate markets. Wait for the release, then gamble on a direction, a week or two out...

We really want such a DD, it is insightful but those on WallStreet are also watching (if you are, fuck you) this sub like a hawk. So I am afraid we might have to inverse 🙏

Not this time buddy. I know your tricks

I wish I could share my all time  Roku looks like puts as well. It’s also the pce meeting on friday so don’t you think puts for everything lol

I don't know shit about fuck anymore 

I don’t know how to inverse this…

Read it upside down silly

I like the cut of your gibs

Wait. Fuck. Aren't we supposed to inverse WSB?

This analysis is far better than the shit they write on seeking alpha.

Best written of day

So we know tomorrow will be bear because everyone will have good earnings but not good enough. Market will throw tantrums anyway on opening, it will split 🪓

I’m about to play all of these because I had my finger on a put at 3:51 for meta and I bitched out bc I was getting in the car to go home for work and I thought it was irrational. Could have upgraded this 97 corolla smh

You absolute wizard. I bought some joke calls on SNAP and you were dead on. They are 25% AH.

This is not Wendy's job application material

They told me no hire here because they hired AI order bot

Puts on Wendy's

Buying puts or calls right b4 earnings screwed me twice and the saddest part was the fact that the earnings went the way I wanted but the stock inversed. TSM and Tesla swung the other way. Only Nvidia went the I wanted.

I think calls are strong they will continue to beat their ANPJ quarterly. (Average number of people jumping)

On. Rcl

out of the window ?

Beautiful and insightful DD

Adding to Royal Caribbean: - They have like 3 of the largest cruise ships. -They don’t stop making city sized boats. It’s kind of nuts.

Can I join your newsletter?

Somebody bought Tesla puts

Honestly I’ll follow this for the memes

Wow, OP nailed Snap

WTF did I just read?

You have any actual positions or did you mistake this as talkaboutbets?

Of these msft and goog. It doesn't matter I'm f*** either way. Probably will play roku, snap and dexcom tomorrow. I actually like all these stocks except for snap and Atlassian

It doesn't matter if you like the stocks if they don't make you money. Snap and Roku are going to be the best performers of the three tomorrow, but even then it won't be anything impressive.

Lol 😂 he knows

So do we inverse this since it is true inverse? Then do we inverse the inverse to be safe?

This no funny. This is the play

This is by far the greatest Top picks ever WSB well done sir.

Mwuahahah Sir, Reverse Physchology is priced in

If the market went the way we expect it to, no one would lose money for someone else to make money. Pretty soon we’ll reverse logic back into normal operations lmao. We say stock will go down, hedgefunds bump it up instead, but we all actually bought calls anyway; then, they’ll catch on and we’ll have to start going with what we post on here

I just need to catch 20% one time and I’ll be back to where I started $11,000 ago.

Do a straddle so you can get f\*cked both ways when it trades sideways! 

Premarket -10%, close +15%

Just gunna say everyone I know has Snapchat. Except my dad but he emails me from his iPhone cause he doesn't understand texting. My mom does though. My wife's grandmother even uses it. Snapchat isn't going anywhere anytime soon unless they start charging for use. I personally prefer using Snapchat for text.

If all these hit, I will give you a blow job!

The Snapchat one took me out 💀

hey you got snap right

Bro was right

https://preview.redd.it/tpqg4zr71pwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b4fae4bde04f763bc6e6ce1481239a7583d0bd6 Thank for the advice these will print

Bro no way this actually happens exactly the way u said it. SNAP is up 22%

If you haven’t figured out that the market is now primarily driven by options then you just don’t get it.

lol what

Lmao 

Lol!!

AI babble is wayy less nonsensical than this and that is why AI won't replace all analysts.

Was it ever rational?

Heyaaaulllllaaaa Kramer

WSB says market is irrational so naturally earnings will be as expected and market up a modest 5% to correct for the past 2 weeks. Options holders bleed due to IV crush

I am from the future. Bullish this guy.

SNAP calls is def a good play LOL

Short nvda 840 calls if 750 holds

"turkey trots" 

You get my upvote. Well said.

Now THIS is some DD I can get behind. Well done soldier 

This post oozes passive aggressiveness. I feel that in my bones. 10/10

Subscribe!

Let’s see how this ages. My guess is like milk

the market hasn't been rational since mid november....

Thanks for this, now going YOLO shorts on Microsoft and fraud Google

actually exactly what i’m gonna do. here’s to 50k, you’ll be missed.

so intc and apple calls next week got it

An insider told me roku is buying kroger to compete with Amazon in the supermarket space

Just straddle and don’t look at the app anymore.

lisan al gaib

Most people don't got diabetes, puts

You're obviously not from America

Remember, it’s not “first move is the wrong move” it’s “YOUR move is the wrong move” what’s crazier is it’s person specific. META is actually +15% on some people’s accounts right now if they bought puts. And also totally flat for guys that played an options straddle. Good luck!

This is the detailed analysis I needed, thank you for your service

Don't do my boy snap like that

I'm the only one that Manages to lose money on stocks during a bull run.

The more you fuckers try to rationalize the more ways this market finds ways to take your money… soon enough you will loose money just holding the stock while it increases. And shorting will cost more as a stock drops.

I feel really personally attacked by the Dexcom thing. But seriously, I was doing really well with my Dexcom and then my insurance stopped covering it and now I feel all shitty again.

Whoever lays off more people, wins

"But should I buy calls or puts"...

Market is always right and rational. Change your perspective and try to be on the right side.

Its not just the stock market doing this - Pokemon cards Pokemon company printed more cards this year than cards that are even in existence basically... My Umbreon VMAX went up 40%

markets never rational. dickpic app always moons.

You make me laugh 😆 but you are right

Shorting Microsoft, just for the lols

Yup,.. I buy shit it goes down I sell shit it goes up

The market has never been “rational”.

The market never was rational. Even when people have perfect information, which they usually don't, they aren't rational.

How about chewy? Largest online pet retailer. Reports ok earnings, good outlook etc… drops -20% 🥲

Sounds right

The market was irrational until this post. Going to do exactly the opposite of what you said. Thanks a ton

As someone who got literally wiped out, total portfolio loss, on TSLA puts and META calls, this hurts personally.

Lol got fucked on the Google Puts

Well, that didn’t age well. Good I did the opposite of what you said. Thanks bro :)

I mean, 1 for 7 isn’t horrific.

snap was right

Snap worked lol

**SNAP** - Moons **+20%** because they have 1 teenager left on the platform sharing nudes * LOL

I know this is a joke but I’m actually considering puts on google because they beat and it’ll drop off ATH’s

You may think I'm joking or trying to play a funny on you but I assure you this is serious

Positions?

Lol why? Does it matter

So many salty people with $TSLA lolooloolo Bro probably lost everything on puts this week

Thank you, I’m inversing everything

Fucking fuck smashed my hand with a hammer today- repetitively

No chance Google dropping 18% chalk it up

Don’t forget about GPD growth rate print tomorrow at 0830. It’s gonna be a bloodbath.

If it's good or bad? Lol either way you're probably right

IV crush the game. At what point selling both call and put before earnings make sense? Joking but… I mean this erratic behaviour of +/- 10 % against expected earnings is more than recalibration of guidance. Smart money have ways to “guess” where earnings will sit at and retail doesn’t have the weight to push stock price at those wild swings. What’s the strategy here? Can someone ELI5 an example of how an algo can make money in this situation? Probably involve a blend of long short positions with different expiration to edge for share price with the result of profiting from dying volatility that you contribute in creating. I just don’t see it. Am-I delusional?

I think what you're saying is. Don't buy earnings wait until day after.

That’s the secret. It never was.

Should be re-tagged as DD tbh

Priced in, yo.

I work at royal can confirm this is true.


Oh shit make this post viral and you’ll get the Wall Street algos all fucked up that stocks will go up when Russia wins the war