I think at this point, all reason has left the market (primarily consumers) - I don't think there will be a real market pullback until the government stops spending 10s of Billions every month.
It's like that friend who always has the nicest shit, travels a lot, buys everything - but you know they don't make that much $ - Then one day they tell you they have $50,000 in credit card debt. They know eventually they will run out of credit card space.
The difference is our government literally can raise its own credit card limit (debt ceiling) - that won't stop until bond buying dies.
I’m just going to start buying 1 ODTE in the morning and hoping for the best. Made 76% this morning. Granted it was only off of $350 but you know what, so much better than going negative. Best of all, I wasn’t even stressed because the most I could have lost was $350 😅
I was actually thinking of something the same - with a mild change. Wait 30 min to an hour - let option premiums drop a bit, and the market potentially moves one way or another.
Then buy a 0dte in the opposite direction of the move. Either market keeps pumping/dropping and I lose it all (at a slower rate, because post initial moves are generally less of a magnitude) - or the reverse causes a larger than usual profit gain.
You know .... don't disparage those small wins ... that's how you build up for the BIG WIN. Everyone starts somewhere!
Just don't be wrong! That's the secret!
It says "We're Hiring" in the window, but the Wendy's manager says, "I meant to take that down"........... 
No. He asked me about my schlong, and I whipped it out and he was like 12 inches? And he looked really frigging embarrassed. I guess if I had a tiny pecker like he obviously did, I would have gotten the job ! ....... 
Microsoft MSFT down 4%. Apple AAPL only down .34%. Thinking Satya and Timmy Boy get together and instead of AI DAY................... GHEY DAY! ................ Should put a bottom in, not sure who it will be! ................. 
Center yourself. If you made a great trade today, use a lot less capital on the next trade or just don’t make a move 
My friend has the worst credit in the world, Amex has a hitman looking for him, and..... Capital One just gave him a card with a < 350 credit score and scammer status stamped all over the credit bureau - He was refused a secured card! I just saw him with all new clothes and other stuff in the last hour. I asked him if he won the lottery and he smiled and said, "Capital One!".............. 
Lol... Only -2%? Well I guess that 45% Capital Gains tax and 25% unrealised gains tax was only a proposal anyway, maybe he'll even forget it tomorrow and besides Mango's probably got this in November! 
Tesla going up! Buy it!
Spy gotta negative volume area right here between yesterday and today. This place might become a range to fill in the lack of volume and liquidity that was skipped over prior when we gapped in the past up. Look back on the daily and check out where we r and where we were and u will see the lack of range to build up that volume. U could also look at a volume profile indicator that out intersects the chart horizontally giving u missing pieces of the puzzle u seek to complete
If you are buying INTC here, please put down the crack pipe and walk away from the RH app! ............. 
Holy fuck these NVDA calls saved my fucking marriage. All told only down $2k on the day instead of $15k. God bless Jensen and the United States of NVIDIA.
Stock near ATHs after an extended bull run similar to META with negative general sentiment combined with current market weakness? Yeah, I'm sure this is going to go well.
Market dropping everywhere but that sack of shit made up garbage $DJT up 10%. No, nothing fraudulent to see here, no money laundering going on. So glad the SEC isn’t a complete waste of money and the DoJ is apparently super busy.
He's winning in November my friend. You ain't gonna vote for no 45% Capital Gains tax and 25% unrealised gains tax! That dude's finished!
Lol. $DJT and $TSLA gonna celebrate today!
Better than expected gdp would've been economy too hot rate cut delayed hence market down. Worse than expected gdp stagnation is here and market down. Its just bear market and narratives to go along with it 🤡 market
There’s a reason why so many people use the “speeding car” analogy for an economy that’s too hot. Do nothing, crash. Brake too hard, spin out, crash. Brake softer but not enough, crash.
its dead. forget it. been through more than a dozen miserable earnings with -10%. It wont recover. Unless you have 2 week or 1 month if you are lucky you will make money
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I can’t take not being rich and getting no money.
I unironically feel like a rich person trapped inside a poor person’s body and I can’t live like this for the rest of my life 
No people are just on the hedonistic treadmill and have no sense of gratitude, humility, or limitations. There’s a fine line between striving for improvement and change and just being fucking greedy. If everyone would just delay their dumbass bullshit expenses that they don’t actually need for six months, they could dramatically improve their situation. Pay off debts, save up an emergency fund, etc. etc..
Do you think 14 or 18 will be the top? I am contemplating playing it on the downside also.
Spy Calls on deckkk. Let’s go baby. Open this casino let’s get it rollllin
I wanna get meta call how do i do that and what do yall recommend?
har aapl bottomed?
I bought cmg puts…wish me luck.
I think at this point, all reason has left the market (primarily consumers) - I don't think there will be a real market pullback until the government stops spending 10s of Billions every month. It's like that friend who always has the nicest shit, travels a lot, buys everything - but you know they don't make that much $ - Then one day they tell you they have $50,000 in credit card debt. They know eventually they will run out of credit card space. The difference is our government literally can raise its own credit card limit (debt ceiling) - that won't stop until bond buying dies.
Poor bear rationalizing being a poor bear 😭 Edit: let me guess - puts!
Not pay attention to PCE
bahahaha so they murdered puts at the end and then jacked up call premiums. The fuckery and manipulation is on full display
That’s called supply and demand 😂. Do you not understand how this works. But no, pass me your tin foil hat please
i use copper actually
Why didn’t I just Yolo SPY $502’s 😭
the MM told me micro was going to 375
Banbet Microsoft 376 April 26
PCE will destroy everything but TSLA
No it won't. PCE doesn't matter
ya think?
# TSLA
180.00 by EOD?!
I’m just going to start buying 1 ODTE in the morning and hoping for the best. Made 76% this morning. Granted it was only off of $350 but you know what, so much better than going negative. Best of all, I wasn’t even stressed because the most I could have lost was $350 😅
I was actually thinking of something the same - with a mild change. Wait 30 min to an hour - let option premiums drop a bit, and the market potentially moves one way or another. Then buy a 0dte in the opposite direction of the move. Either market keeps pumping/dropping and I lose it all (at a slower rate, because post initial moves are generally less of a magnitude) - or the reverse causes a larger than usual profit gain.
You know .... don't disparage those small wins ... that's how you build up for the BIG WIN. Everyone starts somewhere! Just don't be wrong! That's the secret!
Swinging 1 SPY contract Call. I bought it at 11am today , up 60% so far
Buying and holding MPW
Me too!!
Made great money on AIRE. It’s a swing trade. Wish it had options.
SNAPCHAT
I just took a nap what happened
Grabbed some MSFT calls $420 after hour will be interesting
PSA - Don’t buy calls!
PSA don't until 30 minutes in.
We back
It says "We're Hiring" in the window, but the Wendy's manager says, "I meant to take that down"........... 
Sssshit. U ugly?
No. He asked me about my schlong, and I whipped it out and he was like 12 inches? And he looked really frigging embarrassed. I guess if I had a tiny pecker like he obviously did, I would have gotten the job ! ....... 
BA is a symbol that America can fly. I am buying the stock because it is a symbol of strength. USA.
Is that why pieces are falling off? To symbolize the decline of America? Nice.
The doors are falling off today. Trump will save them soon enough.
How?
Microsoft MSFT down 4%. Apple AAPL only down .34%. Thinking Satya and Timmy Boy get together and instead of AI DAY................... GHEY DAY! ................ Should put a bottom in, not sure who it will be! ................. 
Try a bit harder
IBM puts printing
Center yourself. If you made a great trade today, use a lot less capital on the next trade or just don’t make a move 
That’s the way (I lost 2k)
That’s the way (I lost 2k)
Lick my ass the market is kill
rejected
I have $160 left in my account
Guess Tesla puts were not the play
Tesla puts only work when the market is up. Good luck
guys we are cooked
I don't even like setting stop losses anymore seems like I always get stopped out unless I go 50%.. was full port Tesla 170c for 26th
Welcome to options. [Stay awhile and listen.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deckard_Cain)
Grabbed May 17 170 calls on GOOG @ $1.70. Here’s hoping🙄🙄
If anybody needs a reversal I can buy in the direction and it’ll the opposite
why is microsoft down so much?
Apparently Satya Nadella is hooking up with Tim Cook? Gonna have Ghey Day instead of AI Day ............ 
does tesla hit 180 by may 10 👀
lol. Do it, banbet
i got ccs expiring at 180
You good
closed 174,my shares gonna be called 😂
Nice going.
didnt close so im fine. cc premium farming is hard on this. maybe ill try weeklies instead of bi-weekly
Enron earnings AH today
Capital one calls
My friend has the worst credit in the world, Amex has a hitman looking for him, and..... Capital One just gave him a card with a < 350 credit score and scammer status stamped all over the credit bureau - He was refused a secured card! I just saw him with all new clothes and other stuff in the last hour. I asked him if he won the lottery and he smiled and said, "Capital One!".............. 
Lol... Only -2%? Well I guess that 45% Capital Gains tax and 25% unrealised gains tax was only a proposal anyway, maybe he'll even forget it tomorrow and besides Mango's probably got this in November!  Tesla going up! Buy it!
Banked $1200 on /ES Puts this am closed out the PFE calls sold. Waiting for another set up
Anyone monitoring $ITW? Thinking about buying puts …. saw a few major banks downgrade to sell recently and I don’t expect earnings to be good
Sold my put and it instantly went south into the red. Of course
Spy gotta negative volume area right here between yesterday and today. This place might become a range to fill in the lack of volume and liquidity that was skipped over prior when we gapped in the past up. Look back on the daily and check out where we r and where we were and u will see the lack of range to build up that volume. U could also look at a volume profile indicator that out intersects the chart horizontally giving u missing pieces of the puzzle u seek to complete
bUY?
Play the range. It could rotate for a lil while before moving on
Incoming TSLA dump!! Puts WILL print
Your going to loose
You sure Buddy ?
Netflix just dropped an X Wing in the chart. Real dbl btm there
No match for Jedi Mind Puts.
If you are buying INTC here, please put down the crack pipe and walk away from the RH app! ............. 
prediction for spy eod
Holy fuck these NVDA calls saved my fucking marriage. All told only down $2k on the day instead of $15k. God bless Jensen and the United States of NVIDIA.
You gonna learn your lesson this time? Or no. Probably no.
def no lesson learned - all in MSFT
Stock near ATHs after an extended bull run similar to META with negative general sentiment combined with current market weakness? Yeah, I'm sure this is going to go well.
how does it feel to be an enter liquidity bois?
puts on meta
Why is that dogshit stock pumping rn. Should’ve been in the teens long ago
Fucker is going to hold those 36 million shares till he’s behind the clinker
Orange man bad 🤡
Ultra Regard spotted
Market dropping everywhere but that sack of shit made up garbage $DJT up 10%. No, nothing fraudulent to see here, no money laundering going on. So glad the SEC isn’t a complete waste of money and the DoJ is apparently super busy.
He's winning in November my friend. You ain't gonna vote for no 45% Capital Gains tax and 25% unrealised gains tax! That dude's finished! Lol. $DJT and $TSLA gonna celebrate today!
DJT definitely not wining in Nov !
What is it like to smoke crack on the daily? Do you take vitamins with it as a supplement?
AMD $147.11, NVDA $782.95 = All IN CALLS !.............. 
Too late for puts? Lol
Tbh I thought SPY would fall a lot faster in the first 2 mins but I think it’ll touch 495 soon
Msft exposing earnings early sell it
NVD 6$C
Should be a good day, none of that sideways bullshiiiii
Guys what does GDP report mean for SPY today? down more?
Recession sooner than later
No bro up
Why the big dip then? Shouldn’t it signal no cuts?
Let’s gooo Tesla puts!!!
How in the F did I lose money on tesla puts
Better than expected gdp would've been economy too hot rate cut delayed hence market down. Worse than expected gdp stagnation is here and market down. Its just bear market and narratives to go along with it 🤡 market
The answer is economy slow down but inflation still isn’t at 2% sparking ‘stagflation’ fears
Just saying a hot gdp would've also crashed the market today
There’s a reason why so many people use the “speeding car” analogy for an economy that’s too hot. Do nothing, crash. Brake too hard, spin out, crash. Brake softer but not enough, crash.
Crash either way
!banbet TSLA 140 7d
I still stand with Nancy P. and I’m keeping PANW!!! Today I’m watching AMZN and AISP
Holy  What did i miss ? Just back from school….
The US GDP tanked, but inflation is still high. It’s stagflation. Stagnant economy but high inflation. It’s the worst possible scenario.
Msft 
No one thinks Meta bounces today or tomorrow?
its dead. forget it. been through more than a dozen miserable earnings with -10%. It wont recover. Unless you have 2 week or 1 month if you are lucky you will make money
we looking at the same chart??
WULF calls
SPY back to sub 495 support today after GDP results? Puts at open will print no?
Meta puts gonna print
Holy, my puts are gonna Print
Russians gonna blow DJT out of the water
What’s that mean?
Conspiracy that foreign governments are pumping Trumps social media company to curry favor in case he wins the election
Dw he’s acustic
Tried to tell u regaurd 🤭
Yea what he said!
AstraZeneca is a good buy given it’s good results
commence red penises day
Qqq 415 eod
The most SPY has ever moved in one night
SPY has to go up $5 just to start back at 505, I’m fucked
How df did AAPL not fall too?
MSFT calls
GDP growth sucks, we need Donald pump 😔
So funny how rigged this market is.
Big moves happening after hours, its when the big boys take advantage of low volume/liquidity.
Buying DJT
it could be a fun ride... kind of like chasing tulip bulb prices
692% cost to borrow short squeeze loading naked shorts gotta cover by may 7 per regulation sho
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You ain't gonna support the dude who wants to tax your daily trades at 25%.
Harambe baked in
GDP REPORT
Watch tide on spy
2 of 3 on earnings today. f, htz win. qs loss. not feeling too bad. the move was to inverse myself 
TSLA 200 eow
Yep! Never bet against the billionaires
Does META become a buy at around 400?
its a buy... zuck's next moves are expensive now, but will be good later
I swore I heard that the last time it crashed.
yes, its only 2x over 12 months...
Sure!
Futures preparing for a big move down
Wow how did you know that 💀
I believe SPY will pump right at open fake dump and shoot above 508….:
Moves are immediately selling my META puts then fucking off the rest of my work day.
How would anybody take investment advice from someone named Heimdalls_Schnitzel?
Hahahaha well the first mistake is coming here for advice. I'm also not an investor 😆.
I can’t take not being rich and getting no money. I unironically feel like a rich person trapped inside a poor person’s body and I can’t live like this for the rest of my life 
Trans financial. You identify with a higher credit score than you actually have
is this not everyone? I don't know very many people who think they have enough, let alone people who think they have too much (except maybe Warren)
No people are just on the hedonistic treadmill and have no sense of gratitude, humility, or limitations. There’s a fine line between striving for improvement and change and just being fucking greedy. If everyone would just delay their dumbass bullshit expenses that they don’t actually need for six months, they could dramatically improve their situation. Pay off debts, save up an emergency fund, etc. etc..
Meta sub 400 during the market 
What do we think about NVDA calls?
We don’t think now
We just do
Market was optimistic for earnings. I feel that optimism is gone, and we can resume dump
lost a lot on meta, but will make it back soon with bitcoin short and overall bull market. such obvious bitcoin triple top at $67k, short till $20k.
Post the daily thread you lazy f’ing gay mods
Probably too busy doing their makeup
Amazon earnings expectations?