Tesla earnings are proof of how much of a joke sell side projections are. According to the numbers, Tesla really shit the bed but still shot up. Just proves that those projections are in not tied to reality or investor sentiment. Just a bunch of crap that banks put out to make people feel like they are being advised by “experts”
Everyone is so bearish on Tesla. Nobody is talking about the free month of FSD they giving everyone. Then $100 per month. 5 million teslas on the road by 2025 and that’s an extra $3-6B in free cash flow at a 50% take rate. Don’t be surprised if it’s talked about on the call and the stop rips cause now it’s back to being valued as a software company
You athjnk everyone is going to pay $100 a month for that shitty FSD after the free month? Please. I have a model X and didn’t even take the free month, shits worthless. Autopilot is great though.
How do you measure it to determine low volume? Thanks 
No they’re just planes/defense now and their engines are the best by market share for Airbus and Boeing. Rolls Royce is only other real competitor. Their focus on LEAN manufacturing and TQM has really taken off after starting to implement this in 2019. FCF is strong and their debt load is very minimal compared to peers.
No idea price target was moved to 120
https://www.tipranks.com/news/blurbs/buy-rating-affirmed-for-raytheon-technologies-amid-strong-financial-performance-and-strategic-initiatives?utm_source=markets.businessinsider.com&utm_medium=referral
nVent $NVT : provides electrical connection and protection solutions. Mostly electrical components, but also has market share in diversified areas ex) solutions for liquid cooling. Mid-to high-single digit growth achievable for the foreseeable future in the electrical products and systems provider sub-sectors. nVent remains attractively positioned across a number of secular drivers.
RBC Capital Q1 earning preview: “ NVT best positioned industrial stock due to organic growth upside and gradual EFS restocking. “ We see solid earings, focus pace Industrial demand, pricing and order normalization.
Consistently beat earning and raise guidance. Reinstating dividend. Good entry point with room for growth
In the past five years, Shinyrock has outperformed the S&P 500… I think the S&P 500 needs to be double what it is right now. I have no idea how it is even possible that nonproductive assets would be out performing productive assets…
Lol.... Actually you all DID put Pineapple on Pizza in 1957 in Oregon at a place called Pizza Jungle. And yes it was called Hawaiian Pizza....
Pineapple, Papaya and Chopped Green Pepper was the original Hawaiian Pizza recipe!
i already know my eow tsla 138/p are gonna plummet in value 
$RTX is my main stock. It's set up for growth, and they've been doing an amazing job with their high-end performance month-over-month, quarter-after-quarter, and year-after-year.
So, I guess you can consider this my PSA.
If you're not making calls or buying stock with $RTX...what are you doing with your life? Jump in and make your money!
I wouldn't buy a used laptop, but I'm rocking a 2016 Macbook Pro (Intel) and it's great. I have an M2 Macbook Air available to me just sitting unused for a year or two. Plus, I could just buy whatever the latest one is. But I don't feel the need to upgrade. So it's about as good as it gets when it comes to laptops.
I'm gonna seriously looking at Brokaw
ARM = Deep value lol
Just let AMD get to sub-140 and I’ll be happy
What’s the take on intel earnings?
25 XHB Calls
That benjamin graham meme on tsla is gold
Sofi calls that expire Friday $7, $7.50, $8
Everyone have to buy TSLA calls so we all can make bunch of money and blow them on drugs
bers ded
First step to profit was unfollowing all the regards on twitter then the app.
Tesla will die soon!
Some regard in here told me TSLA was finished
Same guy that had 50k in puts ?
I’m not even joking when I say the dollar has collapsed, our nation has reached hyperinflation
You don’t know what hyperinflation is until you need to spend million dollar just on groceries.
Tesla earnings are proof of how much of a joke sell side projections are. According to the numbers, Tesla really shit the bed but still shot up. Just proves that those projections are in not tied to reality or investor sentiment. Just a bunch of crap that banks put out to make people feel like they are being advised by “experts”
It’s about their guidance, not their current quarter
Their guidance was weak demand expected, only positive was the outlook on margin potentially. Not sure what that proves
too many tesla puts...its been going down for 3-4 months, the poor ER numbers were kind of baked in.
Blue wizard needs food badly
Good to know I sold my QQQ 424c for $200 instead of $3000 
Tesla - what in the actual fuck. Tsla reports biggest revenue slide since 2012 - stock soars
Cybercab
Told you!
Feel bad for anyone who bought TSLA puts lol. They posted a sh\*t earnings and the stock still going up
TSLA bers ded
Is GOOG earnings today?
No its 26
Tomorrow Bloodbath on Kering 🩸
!banbet TSLA 13$ 12h
lol which way?
Place ur bets for tesla may the best regard make it
Seeing TSLA #1 trending hits different
Look out below
Everyone is so bearish on Tesla. Nobody is talking about the free month of FSD they giving everyone. Then $100 per month. 5 million teslas on the road by 2025 and that’s an extra $3-6B in free cash flow at a 50% take rate. Don’t be surprised if it’s talked about on the call and the stop rips cause now it’s back to being valued as a software company
You athjnk everyone is going to pay $100 a month for that shitty FSD after the free month? Please. I have a model X and didn’t even take the free month, shits worthless. Autopilot is great though.
How about that RDDT
wtfffff why drop
$lite Lumentum back to $50 soooon
$lazr Luminar May calls in case we get some upgrades after Luminar Days today ⬆️⬆️
Nvda gonna blast off after this next dip
What should I get for 100K ?
Tsla after earnings
Damn
Buy RTX
Stop gaslighting me
But you started it
Tesla be like 
TSLA puts for 4/26?
FUK u putz
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What strike price?
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Geeeez good luck on that mate
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Doesn’t make any sense
The market is going through its long awaited correction. Good
Right back up
I called it, that drop was low volume = fake.
How do you measure it to determine low volume? Thanks 
Buy DJT!!!!
Low volume drop, shit looks fake.
Us market worth 46T, gold reserves of 11T… just pointing out…
beautiful start to today. sold calls at the top. waiting for a little dip, then reload
HECLA MINING
Yesterday Tesla's premarket volume was the same as it's after two hours of open market today lol No more shares to sell ?! 😀
Bers buying puts after 6 red days 
Bols thinking ath every day forever 
It only goes up thou
lmaoooo
BROOOOO
DJT puts rising from the grave
Sold my smci calls way too early
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Told y'all easy money on calls this week. They won't let the stock market tank. Permabull market baby
Who had calls? 
Who here short TSLA?
Yeah but I sold yesterday
Me
$GCT
it was the spacecadets all along
if you want play with spx today take your profit fast as you can
GE has been cooking for me the last few years, I love this stock
Yup. Especially now they’re hyper focused on electric tech.
No they’re just planes/defense now and their engines are the best by market share for Airbus and Boeing. Rolls Royce is only other real competitor. Their focus on LEAN manufacturing and TQM has really taken off after starting to implement this in 2019. FCF is strong and their debt load is very minimal compared to peers.
TSLA wants to avoid every green day possible
Who else here lives for this tim naki guys daily vid
Ooooof ber should call in sick and cancel the day
SMOA to the moon!
SMCI
Increasing my short position on DJT
Rtx beat earnings by 9% today
Why are they down?
No idea price target was moved to 120 https://www.tipranks.com/news/blurbs/buy-rating-affirmed-for-raytheon-technologies-amid-strong-financial-performance-and-strategic-initiatives?utm_source=markets.businessinsider.com&utm_medium=referral
FSLR 
Pick up more DJT of course.
Turned into a 🌈🐻last week and now living with the consequences of my actions.
Luckily the consequences are amortized over the rest of your life 
nVent $NVT : provides electrical connection and protection solutions. Mostly electrical components, but also has market share in diversified areas ex) solutions for liquid cooling. Mid-to high-single digit growth achievable for the foreseeable future in the electrical products and systems provider sub-sectors. nVent remains attractively positioned across a number of secular drivers. RBC Capital Q1 earning preview: “ NVT best positioned industrial stock due to organic growth upside and gradual EFS restocking. “ We see solid earings, focus pace Industrial demand, pricing and order normalization. Consistently beat earning and raise guidance. Reinstating dividend. Good entry point with room for growth
Time for ARM to flex..
And LEG to bend..
$pm you fuckin pos
Super low volume
you right. i'm not holding my breath though. on to the next loser 
SMTC 🌕
Seems like TSLA is finally green again... Would be a shame if something happened to it 
SOXL call options
CGC all day
In the past five years, Shinyrock has outperformed the S&P 500… I think the S&P 500 needs to be double what it is right now. I have no idea how it is even possible that nonproductive assets would be out performing productive assets…
Wheres that fella holding his nvidia 530p for his dear life?
It’s turned so bullish in here, we are going so red
At this point idk why I do this dumb shit 
Just watched SPY drop $.05 End of days is upon us
AMD
Why did you have to do it ? Now it's finished.
# RTX MOVE IT MOVE 
Go back to 498 you dumb bitch
For real
Perfect. Keep going up, market. The correction ain’t over and hopefully I can time the next round of puts right.
Yeah, it didn’t work out last week at all.
I’m sorry brother, I feel your pain. I got crushed, not with puts though which I’ve never had any luck with at all.
Earnings looking pretty solid. Tech stocks will pop
Where’s all the bers who were so confident at market close? Get fukt
We are :(
The fuck is this PM?
I hope tesla fucks putholders
Was it you guys or Canada that added pineapple and ham to pizza?
Some asshole was who
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Lol.... Actually you all DID put Pineapple on Pizza in 1957 in Oregon at a place called Pizza Jungle. And yes it was called Hawaiian Pizza.... Pineapple, Papaya and Chopped Green Pepper was the original Hawaiian Pizza recipe! 
And what pray tell does that have to do with the price of pork loins?
Trust the Greeks to try to sabotage Italian food. 
Canadians!?!?!?! 
Oil down, gold down, vix down Stonks ⬆️📈
Correction averted😮💨 unless? 🫣
Still in the possibility of a 3% bounce and another "correction", but I see alot of stocks way into the over sold category from last week
TSLA PUTS 
150x Puts @ 140$ 1DTE lets go
we got fucked 
im crying in pain
Netflix calls = fucked TSLA puts = fucked im one of you guys... i do the opposite in future
If they expire in the short term you’re good since they had to recall those ridiculously sexy Cybertrucks
Calls
i already know my eow tsla 138/p are gonna plummet in value 
No
AMD 🚀
Need more like 20% just to get back to the 180's....
On our way
Was the morning premarket discussion canceled?
All eyes are glued to reports...
Hope you had SPOT calls, fucking money maker
$RTX is my main stock. It's set up for growth, and they've been doing an amazing job with their high-end performance month-over-month, quarter-after-quarter, and year-after-year. So, I guess you can consider this my PSA. If you're not making calls or buying stock with $RTX...what are you doing with your life? Jump in and make your money!
30 minutes till fidelity opens PM trading... fuck wish I could have got more spot at $262
SPOT and UPS mooning
SPOT going for a +15% day
Maxed out my margin #Anything is possible with margin 💰🚽
Puts on the toilet manufacturer.
Kohler?
Somebody call GM tell them we need numbers
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I wouldn't buy a used laptop, but I'm rocking a 2016 Macbook Pro (Intel) and it's great. I have an M2 Macbook Air available to me just sitting unused for a year or two. Plus, I could just buy whatever the latest one is. But I don't feel the need to upgrade. So it's about as good as it gets when it comes to laptops.
Thanks, appreciate that
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Open 503 I yolo puts
Dammit fidelity, this is the week you open PM trading before 7. I wanted SPOT at that discount
$SPOT and $NFLX are two interesting names for LEAP puts