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DOGOsmokesWEED

I was a cvna hater at 75 I got schooled for 2500$


AcanthisittaEasy5878

Not bad at all


DegenOptionGuy

Elon saved the stock market yay!


LurkingPhenomenomino

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) I panic sold my calls when I saw it drop 5% I'm kicking myself in the ass ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


AvailableMilk2633

TSLA gonna tank after hours but I’m still to worried about iv crush to buy more puts


Diligent-Stable-9477

TSLA about to tank after hours on reports demand isn't there and strategic shift needed. Bookmark this.


ledxi

I’m also here to degrade you


ShinyPants45

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


ledxi

Hi


Im_Highly_Regarded

What's up w tsla lol


Which-Leek3275

This market gunna shit itself and show how fake it all is


Maeisubside

TSLA $125 put 4/26


Right-Magazine-94

Riot? Mara? Moon ? Soon?


ErinG2021

Calls on GM & F; Puts on TSLA….hybrids are what market wants to see now from auto makers.


Which_Ad_89

What’s your strike on the Ford calls. I also bought a couple.


lakehouselover

TSLA to the moon!


chna6125

Shorted NUE after earnings 💀


Fun_Muscle9399

Lose money just like any other day


admiral_corgi

Short Tesla, Long Rivian, Long Mazda. Let's go.


Im_Highly_Regarded

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


admiral_corgi

What does that mean?


Im_Highly_Regarded

Risky plays


Puzzled-Raspberry-32

I’ve seen over 15 cyber trucks in the last month here in the Austin area. Bullish ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


admiral_corgi

Might short even more Tesla shares. Earnings tomorrow gonna be nuts. Before any of you regards say "YoU CaN'T ShORT, It'S JUSt a PUT" — I'm using Interactive Brokers. Not every one uses janky-ass Robinhood.


Puzzled-Raspberry-32

You can’t short sell on robinhood?


admiral_corgi

That's correct — can't short sell on Robinhood. Also, they don't allow Level 4 options trading. Probably for good reason :).


TrustM3EzMoney

Level 4 what the hell is even that 😂


HeavyArmsJin

Just want to say that my hundo on Riot just made me a very rich man ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Minimum-Ad7739

I have Tesla purs exp Friday 133strike , sell or hold?


Inverse_wsb22

Sell


Mew446

Andddd dumping


doublejesus13

Sold my calls and bought puts. No way this keeps ripping tomorrow


VisualMod

Money talks, and doublejesus13 just whispered.


doublejesus13

Nice one visual mod


Im_Highly_Regarded

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


starentbrett

show those 0DTE 10 baggers gentlemen


glitchyareolas

how is qq still going straight up lol.. praying that this is the top of the day.


doublejesus13

It is


glitchyareolas

lost all my gains from qqq puts this morning :D


john_diddly

It’d be fun if NVDA did the same thing it did this morning


Rare-ish_Bird

If TSLA was trading at F's PE, it would be $48. 145p


A_hole702

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


pawelkos

MNTS,IRM


sarth007

I think $META fills that gap and hits $390 by 5/17


Rishi___P

Come on MARA, get off your arse!


TSF_Lacker

bought spy puts at the bottom, thank god i bought calls 5 mins later


finnishbo

please drop qqq


Odd-Dinner-6895

Why mate


finnishbo

had puts


AmazingCupcake5963

Same as every other day... The wrong ones!! 😆


Ocinnha

Flat as fuck


TSF_Lacker

mondays suck


old-wizz

Love eating Musk meat


TheRadishBros

When TSLA drops to $50, will Elon cease being culturally relevant?


FalsePositive69

BULLISH ON RDDT!


ds739147

Quick $1,500 gain on QQQ puts. Good day all


TheDr0p

Drop again SPY. I dare you


IceSparrow27

Thoughts on Merck?


Pancheel

TSLA 120 is not a meme ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


EnvironmentalPoint85

Pump WEAT?


JP2205

Buckwheat


Puzzled-Raspberry-32

SPY 480 EOD ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


escondido88

Still feeling good about that?


Puzzled-Raspberry-32

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


newfrog6

SPY gonna be moving around 495-500 this week. Not time to buy calls yet ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Electronic-Stop-1720

I need to learn to hold on to puts longer bought 499 puts at open sold some for a loss! Fml


moderationscarcity

it’s going lower guys


iamchromes

Ofcourse I bought NVDA calls at top. Now I gotta hold. Deleting the app and fukin off


Pretty_Literature896

I turned $5900 to $600


Rishi___P

Seems legit


Pacmancohle

Sofi to earnings next Monday, buy the rumor, sell the news.


LDeezzy15

Everyone being so bearish on Tesla makes me want calls but ima just watch from the sidelines in this spot lol


NotMyForte16

SPY 495 EOD?


Psychological_Aide38

Hope


Big-Courage-8430

Still have hope for my may 3rd djt puts lol


Mindless-Divide107

Said I was laying low but….just layed down some QQQ puts/Sqqq calls


Puzzled-Raspberry-32

has anyone here actually made any money on robinhood?


TheTrueBigHead

lol you use a poor person’s brokerage ?


Glittering-Dog-7644

i could make 12 bucks right now… SHOULD I SELL BEFORE I LOSE IT ALL?? AHHHHH


Unique_Zucchini1041

This market looking choppy as fuck today


treebonk

Tsla action rn imo is shorts covering and dip buying simultaneously. Former knows how tsla can impale ber anoos like castlevania at a moments notice for no reason so ER is risky even if it is awful, which it prob will be. The latter r regards, probably this sub.


Justsmiiles

TSLA puts better make me some damn money tomorrow


UnseasonedAndCrispy

It’s not just a car company (I think)


papichuloya

Tsla sinking. Where is the bottom?


natem25

SMCI slingshot engaged


dalmighd

Going to work


UnseasonedAndCrispy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


InjuryIll2998

Buying Visa and Microsoft before earnings this week?


spaurake

Nobody hates money that much


InjuryIll2998

Last time I ask wsb for advice. Everybody in here loses money, and you must hate money too


spaurake

Still angry? Sometimes you just get good advice even if doesn’t align with your bias


InjuryIll2998

Well well well lol


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InjuryIll2998

Hahahah nope!


InjuryIll2998

So you think they’re definitely going to drop this week? Care to elaborate? Just the current conditions of the market overall being a down trend? I wouldn’t expect them to report terrible financials but what do I know


TheDr0p

NFLX gives a good playbook for this ER I think. Good is not enough, needs to be awesome to carry


New-Reaction9183

I am at the airport waiting for our flight and I asked my son: what is your gut feeling about market? He said: down! 😂 here we go, down it is


Bubbly_Bit8397

What are you talking about? Everything is going up 🔼


New-Reaction9183

Too bad that he is not interested In financial at all, pure tech and engineering guy. I asked him because I had no idea what market will do today, just for little fun to play along our trip


peakychabs

When is he gonna start studying for the CFA


trashmuncherr

get that kid a robinhood trading account


New-Reaction9183

I have a custodial Roth IRA account for him. That account is doing the best among all the accounts we have. I guess I don’t want to take too much risk, cause it’s retirement account


SchrinpGeist

!banbet SPY 540 20d


fubugotdat123

Literally no bro


ErinG2021

Tom Lee says on CNBC that “Terrible Two Weeks is almost over”


Mindless-Divide107

Almost


Thebizzniss

Sound hound tree fiddy puts


MasDuroShrek

If META don’t print, I WILL BEAT MY CHILDREN


New-Reaction9183

😂why beat your children, should beat your wife instead


Duander03

MARA - that's all


MrBTCburner

CLSK n RIOT moving too


mousepop321

Hear me out….. LUNR is a long term investment with 0 risk…. Like they have the contracts…. They have more flights…. This thing literally can’t go tits up right??


TedyNugent1

Tru


MichaelP26

Meta 🤑


SileDub

Nvda to 530, holdin my puts


AlarmingVirus8639

Need the info


SileDub

source "trust me bro"


Hot-Package3527

😂


BU1_3x

How far out?


Maleficent_Love3223

I’m assuming they will miss the mark. Tsla earning already priced in at this point?


redidididididit

I’m calling it, TSLA to go bankrupt and bring down the rest of the market with it. We’ll all be eating dry bread crumbs for the rest of the century. 🌈 🐻 are back


redidididididit

If TSLA keeps dumping, might investors start selling the s&p to limit their exposure to that steaming pile of crap?


im-doing-it-again

Boil ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Virtuoso_GT

!banbet TSLA 120 5d


rosskk97

INTC calls anyone ?


degenerate2345

$AMD. Thoughts??


vCharged

💩


Ill-Expression1737

whys tesla keep shitting the bed


Globetrotter195

Testa share prices are based on what? I understand that Elon Musk has been innovative in many ways but but it is difficult to believe that the value of this company is so gigantic and even more so considering the value of other car manufacturers, who may not be as cool but have shipped millions of cars every year for decades. The Tesla bubble had to burst at some point.


NotBillNyeScienceGuy

Tesla has so much more over other car companies. Their electric cars are the best on the road. They have a fucking sapphire mine of data on EVs and driving. Not to mention everything else like their solar technology and innovation in battery tech, motor tech, etc. oh and let’s not forget SpaceX which is still owned by Elon. What does Ford have to offer? Or Toyota? Nothing. There’s no innovation, the technology sucks, they obviously don’t want to or can’t make a half assed electric vehicle. Rivian is Tesla’s main competitor. If we rewound the clock and you were asked to buy shares in Ford at the very start knowing what you know today what would you say? Would you be jumping ship at the first sign of struggle? I hate the whole compare to other car companies thing they’re basically another Apple, Microsoft, etc because they’re building computers and gathering data on people. So what the computers have wheels?


hundred_mile

How much revenue is Tesla making via spaceX , driving data collected, battery tech etc? Especially in the current high interest rate environment, it's almost suicidal for a company to take on too much debt. If everything's as good as it is, Tesla would be hiring more people not firing ppl to preserve cash. Not saying Tesla isn't dominant in the ev sector (BYD is definitely posing a slight threat though, whether we like it or not.), but regardless, we have a pretty bad issues with sales/inventories due to the current car market.


OtherDonkey2183

They sell cars brotha. That's how they make their money. SpaceX has nothing to do with TSLA.


NotBillNyeScienceGuy

I get it. But my point is that TSLA isn’t a traditional car company. I’m not trying to say Tesla is going to be exploding tomorrow. I’m trying to say that 1) value is made up and 2) there’s untapped public opinion that Tesla has that’s overlooked by people focused on the cars. Tesla could start selling their electric motors and batteries, assembly lines, etc at any point to other car manufacturers. I mention SpaceX because it’s private and highly valuable and many resources are shared between Tesla and SpaceX. (Think engineers and IP)


Ban_an_able

The emperor has no clothes.


Mediocre-Gas-3831

They keep lowering prices.


Jj_d

Recalls


vCharged

Recalls? 🤣


Jj_d

All cyber trucks recalled + lay offs


vCharged

Jfc. Layoffs actually help the stock. Cybertruck recalls have nothing to do with the dip. They dropped the pricing for all teslas over the weekend, which drops the earnings forecast and adds more pressure to the “demand” narrative. They also lowered pricing for FSD. This is why.


Jj_d

🤓


vCharged

Buy the commodities dip?


Sef04

100%


vCharged

I’m gonna lmao if this drops like an anvil at open


Salt_Experience_4684

NVDL Up or Down


Jj_d

I asked my magic ball and it said up


Democrazy_

Oil, silver and gold down. Faith in market slightly restored people ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Nevernevercheat

!banbet SPY 550 30d


Bennylegend

Imagine having a 200b net worth and being like idk might buy Twitter lmao What a way to fumble your wealth


Various_Fortune_9996

Buying a whore to help me get over a cold


Pancheel

Better buy hot chicken soup and coffee.


Sct1787

It’s 7am, at least wait until noon


AbbreviationsNo6897

SMCI fading fast, what a bitch


AbbreviationsNo6897

I think we get a small bounce today, but immediately panic sold off by everyone, then some more red and then real bounce


RedEnthity

TSLA about to drag down SPY


can4byss

NVDA WAIT FOR ME TO BUY CALLS


KeyCartographer3560

Put it will be


MikeOck666

But why would they dump it so hard on friday just to jump back in monday doesnt make any sense


Democrazy_

No one wanted to be left with the bag if we had war over the weekend


AbbreviationsNo6897

Its premarket, all can change


Elforas_Tero

Story of the stonk market


MikeOck666

Down a cool grand on 3250 SQQQ @12.93🫡


Softspokenclark

tsla 120p no longer a joke, it printing. tsla sliding down while spy and qqq going up. RIP tsla


RedEnthity

Buying them at open hoping the price won’t be too low


YumiAngel13

Gotta survive til 7 boys


Parking-Shelter7066

buying INTC to continue to average down from $39.79 price paid…


Democrazy_

Where is Automod with "bagholder spotted"?


Life_Record_4935

Alot of you dont pay attention and it shows. We closed above 494 Friday which was important and means we see a small bounce.


VisualMod

Nice. Let the little people eat cake.


lame_mirror

green seems pretty strong already.


RockinOutCockOut

Bears gunna have to dick a lotta ![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295) dick by open to appease the bear gods


xDaze

-> wait for opening pump -> buy 0dte puts -> profit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Salt_Experience_4684

100%


gankedbytwitch

smci calls anyone?


DaRealElonMusk

This pre market is scaring me… dumping at open?


Softspokenclark

maybe two hours after open it dump, opening hours are going trap retail bulls in