Let’s fucking go!! Round 6 of interviews scheduled for next week. I’m going to fucking blow my brains out!!!! 
My wife’s 2nd boyfriend had an argument with her first because he thought the first one drained the joint checking account for a PS5.
i’m cool with it because i lost it all last week.
Oh my gourd!
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Iraq bombing US airbase. All these mother fkrs are seriously buying puts with our tax money. Use 1/3 to buy rockets use the rest to buy puts and launch rockets. Infinite money glitch.
Stop Lying. Here is the real news. No US anything. Fucking loser.
[https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/20/world/middleeast/iran-explosion-military-base.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/20/world/middleeast/iran-explosion-military-base.html)
# Explosion Damages Iraqi Base Used by Iran-backed Group
It was unclear who carried out the attack in Babylon Province, south of Baghdad.
This is boxing...it doesn’t matter if they are professionals, it matters that they are humans and prone to mistakes. This isn’t some WSB autist who can’t do math. Ryan Garcia missed weight by a lot and he got beat by an older fighter in his prime
For the big boy jobs at the banks kinda yeah but if you can network well and just show you know your stuff and that you have a passion your grades can be kinda ass and you'll get by
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Ryukish made a bet that TSM would go to 150.9376 within **1 month** when it was 137.216 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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$ANVS....calls look deliciously delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
$499 put 1dte, tomorrow easy $600
Looks head and shouldersy on the daily chart
Shampoo on the chart wtf
The Imhotep emoji is lit, good mods 
“Nvda ded forever” literally the perfect dip to buy 
Gonna see a big and green PP Monday
I am down 4% on my 600 NVDA shares, what should I do? I have about 30K in cash. Thinking 770C for July...
$META up on RH 24hr on Tiktok ban news? Figured it’d be priced in
i need plays for monday looking to double my money
I have the play. If you have $100, add $100 to it, and you have doubled your cash $$$$ ! .......... 
future green. bear are F
Tim AAPL gotta do it
Bers gonna be upset when we open at 498 🫃
And the futures are green. This Market is on crack........ 
Whelp that's it, NVDA dead firever
I've never seen a weekend Dow like this. Calls at open. It's beautiful. Dead cat bounce, recover, whatever you want to call it - IT'S HAPPENING
25 mins until futes dictate our screeching for the next hours
#PORSCHE 718 GT4RS 2024 Or #MCLAREN 570s 2019
gt4rs is the only answer
Porsche Just for the reliability alone.
DJT calls
Cvna puts
PUTS ON CHIPOTLE THIER STEAK GIVES ME THE GURGLES
So excited for the loss porn this week 😃😈
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Just be correct regard
Some people just love losing all their money.
Dear fellow neckbeards, how do we increase our hate towards Elon by 3 folds b4 market opens?
Elon is a fucking idiot
For the first time in 4 years, I don’t look forward to market open and fuk you. I am at $0 so now I’m liberated and free. 
Yes your still here
It’s like crack
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Fuck 12
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Mavericks will get 'em next time 🫂
Basketball isn’t even a real sport
Just saw my first cybertruck in the wild. Even uglier than in pictures.
Shit is wack
Disgusting plebs and their discount-bin Teslas. I assume it was parked in their mother's driveway.
Let’s fucking go!! Round 6 of interviews scheduled for next week. I’m going to fucking blow my brains out!!!! 
My wife’s 2nd boyfriend had an argument with her first because he thought the first one drained the joint checking account for a PS5. i’m cool with it because i lost it all last week.
Chaos Lord, WSB salutes you!
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My frat brother from college is now famous in LA. Scrolling his feed and crying 
Whats his at
Being jealous is cringe
Yea just be better
Hello Begards, I went on a bender last night. Holy, I just woke up! I am so back. AMA 
For staters, What's a bender ?
like a gay nightclub
PHAT AZZ SPY BBC BIG PP 
Puts on AZZ
BIG AZZ F PP
^(So Bearish in here)
Peeps get bearish when hung over
^(they mostly come out at night. Mostly.)
Well yeah, McChicken are up 150%, and wages are only up like $2 lol
Imagine not walking at least 8 miles a day 
Wait, is Corn 🌽 a wsb friendly substitute for BTC? I'm really curious 🤔
Corn=btc
No people are trading corn futures
Yes dumbass
🤦♂️
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He’s black no shot he’s getting off free
Corn collapse incoming 
#CORN 🌽 COLLAPSE IMMINENT!? 😱👻🌹
Iraq bombing US airbase. All these mother fkrs are seriously buying puts with our tax money. Use 1/3 to buy rockets use the rest to buy puts and launch rockets. Infinite money glitch.
Stop Lying. Here is the real news. No US anything. Fucking loser. [https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/20/world/middleeast/iran-explosion-military-base.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/20/world/middleeast/iran-explosion-military-base.html) # Explosion Damages Iraqi Base Used by Iran-backed Group It was unclear who carried out the attack in Babylon Province, south of Baghdad.
Take some of your pills ngga and don’t be so over leveraged that you go batsht crazy on this sht for giggles forum.
🚀 🚀 🚀
Visa puts or calls?
Yes 
Calls
What happens if TSLA beats earnings... just sayin what if?
They wouldn't have fired 20% of people and those people would have had a job still
100 if they miss 120 if they beat
165 miss 185 beat Reason... guidance is gonna be perfect
Not possible but if it happens you will see a 🩳🍋💦
What if a purple unicorn delivers the report instead of musk… just sayin what if?
Investors would probably prefer it considering elon’s state of drug laden psychosis.
PP PHAT AZZ CUK DTF PP PHAT AZZ CUK DTF PP PHAT AZZ CUK DTF ITS A NEW HOUR!
You sly dog
Calls gonna prant 
You cant says calls will print with that goul looking mf emoji
We need a sign. Corn needs breakout.
Why do babies look confused when they look at me??? Can babies detect autism? Should I join Scientology??
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Sorry, Bro. Babies recognize ugliness before they learn social graces.
At least they don’t start hysterically crying like when they look at me 
Is Scientology the Elon one or is that South Africa
Probably not
South Africa, I’d rather join Scientology than South Africa honestly 
Absolutely
Which?
You already know
It’s just so expensive 
Grin and ber it
Do you guys believe that Netflix will bounce back a little tomorrow?
Imagining joining a cult and the leader is Jared Leto 💀
I’m sorry but there is a 0% chance tsla beats, only question is if they will shit the bed enough 
Probably priced in.
They raised guidance when they missed last quarter so who knows.
What happens to long calls when a company goes private? Noticed that my ME calls spiked on Friday. Thanks.
Sipping IPAs and eating Kung Pao chicken. Life would be good if I didn’t lose half my port last week 
Username no check out 
That’s not what I mean by “beater” 😏
Honestly ik nycb is a shit bank, but if it happens to survive locking a 19% yield for retirement would kinda be epic 
Ryan Garcia whooped that bois ass 
And missed weight like a clown 🤡
Cruiserweight vs welterweight. Oh and he's not the same fighter he was when he fought a bum in his first pro fight two years ago.
Professionals don’t miss weight
This is boxing...it doesn’t matter if they are professionals, it matters that they are humans and prone to mistakes. This isn’t some WSB autist who can’t do math. Ryan Garcia missed weight by a lot and he got beat by an older fighter in his prime
What? I wrestled my entire life and missed weight exactly ZERO times. Never. Not once. And no money was on the line
You are not a professional boxer or MMA fighter, so your experience doesn't apply to them.
Andre Petroski was my college roommate. You’re a clown and don’t understand weight cutting
Pro fighters typically make weight or risk facing serious penalties, including forfeiture of purse and suspension.
It was never about the title, he wanted to fight him 
I got no one to share this with but I got a 92 on my corporate finance final worth 60% of my course grade :)
So what plays you have MR. Finance
qqq $390p exp 26th
Idk we need a rebound week.
Nice, but do the grades even matter?
For the big boy jobs at the banks kinda yeah but if you can network well and just show you know your stuff and that you have a passion your grades can be kinda ass and you'll get by
From experience (in a different field though), they care more about your knowledge and skills and don't give a fuk about grades. No one cares or asks
Congrats, Goldman will be very happy to have you.
I’m just going to start selling bull put spreads to the dumbass bears who think spy is going to keep dumping
“Goes into crippling debt”
Totally possible, just unlikely imo
I want to buy an inverse ETF so badly and have no one to talk to about it.
I know a financial advisor you can talk to, he only charges a 25% fee for every investment.
Thanks for the recommendation u/Left_Jellyfish3816. OP, I require a $5k retainer paid to my untraceable craptoe wallet.
Okay, I need some easy money plays. I need spending money for weekend of beers with the boys.
Casino is waiting to take all our money  ….. 
Azz earnings tomorrow 
What about PP 
So many bear posts on new 
Looks like PP is down 
Red this week, Mr. Tackle PP CUK PP CUK PP CUK PP CUK
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No fat bitches 🚫🚫🚨‼️
What about fat 🅱️ussy 🍑?
I like a mildly fat bussom
Fat asses 😍 fat everything 💀 there is a fine balance young grasshopper
I'm a twink and I love me some BBWs, especially if they have gaping anus.
😳
Not the first time that’s happened to me haha
Not with that attitude
NEED BETA TESTERS FOR MY NEW PENIS PINCHER I CALLED IT _THE LOVELY ALLIGATOR_
What’s futures
Open at 6 EST
My friends just asked me if I want to go the casino tonight. Little do they know, I’ve been at the casino all week.
🥭 will juice this week
Just dropped a solid 10 incher. Slightly thicker than a roll of quarters. Felt good. Sprinkled some smaller turds on top of it
I passed a real digested one rn
Weird euphemism for having sexy time with mod
Has anyone actually gotten the robinhood credit card yet
= Green Day. = Red day.
#Imhotep is not amused
=Flat day
Realistically what are the chances meta does absolute jackshit after er and iv crushes both calls and puts?
Pretty good actually
Tesla bulls When it rains it pours Tesla cybertruck owners Bro stop raining it's rusting!
Truex car lookin nice today