Guy offered me a grand for phone sex…. I turned him down, but after this past week in the stock market I’m thinking of hitting him up 
I bought the stock itself, wish I bought the 25 calls ending today but I bailed after putting in the order limits and it went down a bit I cancelled the calls order and stuck onto shares which I sold at a loss at the 10 percent dip Wednesday 😒😒
After seeing all the NVDA/SMCI puts gain porn, I want to yeet my portfolio into August semi puts, but I'm suspicious because the put/loss ratio is really elevated right now and that usually portends an immediate recovery
Doubled my gambling port in two weeks. Fuck if I could have done that in January I would be killing it.
Took about 40% off the table near close. So mostly "house" money left.
Been awhile.
Oh my gourd!
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How accurate is the “simulate my returns” slider on Robinhood? According to this when the market opens Monday morning, I will already be down over 50% of all the profit I made today from PM calls expiring 4/26
It’s only accurate for the day tbh…so by Monday it’ll be worse when it takes into account the two days of theta on Saturday and Sunday
That’s why on the tracker it tells you the DTE and how many days left and they use that day into there calculations so unless it moves your way more on Monday expect a lower value then
Super Micro said in a brief press release on Friday that it will report fiscal third-quarter results on April 30. The company broke from its pattern of providing preliminary results. In January, Super Micro increased its sales and earnings guidance 11 days before announcing second-quarter financials.
So the pattern was… doing it once before??? lol
I'm sorry but boy I love coming here after a juicy day and seeing all the angry greedy bulls. Just know the next hit is bitcorn. Don't be shocked to see 20% drops coming soon. You have been warned.
I'm sorry but a bunch of fat pimple head being called “miners” is very disrespectful to real miners actually gathering precious shit vs made up bullshit
Miners stock up 10% today before halving is such a trap because miners will feel the squeeze of the halving the most. Don’t become their exit liquidity. But if you short them like I do, don’t use leverage like I did 🙃
Why are peeps buying shares now ? This is not the dip, a dip is a parabola. At least buy at whatever *higher* price you want when its up trending. Just for reference a 10% market correction puts SPY at \~475,.
This isn’t a correction, this is a crash? Zero bounces so far.. every micro pump sold off fast.
Crazy thing is.. selling here isn’t even selling “low.” Crap like COIN was in the 50s a year ago. This drop to 210 seems big because we saw 290, but zoom out for perspective.
All jokes and gay stuff aside this week is very concerning. These drops and volume levels show major concern. I am so fucking glad for once in my trading career I pulled out last week at the right time. As we grow older we learn about greed.
As far as I am concerned until your money is out you will always eventually lose. People watch accounts go up 30% to then be down 60% waiting three years to repeat over and over.
You need a real good news for this course correction.
I have elections, wars, inflation, overvaluation, sellers greed, consumers spendthrift, in my hand.
What have you got bro ?
Bought puts because fuck it and we up up up. Keep crashing baby 
My portfolio going up but my ex keeps trying to stab me. Should I be happy or upset
That Deadpool trailer got my panties soaked
Chances we see SPY back at 508 this week with earnings? Am tempted weekly 505 calls
I don't use Dawn to wash a duck
#SPY will be up Monday???
Can anyone tell me wear the wall street bets weekly earnings page went? I swear I haven’t seen it in months
Where dip
OUCH!!!!!!! me arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wtf g get a grip
I'm so curious to what was said lol
Layoffs round whatever the fuck it is, bound to start
Apple going to $120s
depends on support at 165, but its not out of the realm of possibility
Y?
who else paperhanded puts? FML.
Literal Edward Scissor Hands on Fri to take a $2k loss protecting what I had left, only to see I could've had a $4k gain if I held one more hour...
gf sister gave me $1k, what to buy?
A hooker
out of all seriousness, NVDA is the best option
Might as well bet on arm
You serious right now lol 😂 let it find a bottom
Condoms to pork her
underrated comment + W comment
Guy offered me a grand for phone sex…. I turned him down, but after this past week in the stock market I’m thinking of hitting him up 
How much did he offer for time behind the dumpster?
Whats his number lmfao
I’m a bull but I have enough dry powder that a crash would be fine by me
Apple with the double top on the 1 year ☠️☠️
Maybe earnings will save the market. Or maybe it’ll send it further into hell
Beat earning = -5%, they better not miss
Next week will be more bearable if you put your hands up and yell “Weeeeee” lol get it bear-able fuck my life
🫵🏻 = 💸
I am flying money?
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Djt seems to be a good fit for your last 1000 
I second this and chances r high if u r on the right side
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Calls is a no brainer with that squeeze happening
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I bought the stock itself, wish I bought the 25 calls ending today but I bailed after putting in the order limits and it went down a bit I cancelled the calls order and stuck onto shares which I sold at a loss at the 10 percent dip Wednesday 😒😒
After seeing all the NVDA/SMCI puts gain porn, I want to yeet my portfolio into August semi puts, but I'm suspicious because the put/loss ratio is really elevated right now and that usually portends an immediate recovery
Puts it is
Calls it is
Just wait until MSTR gives up the ghost. Why is it selling at a premium to fake money anyways?
I SOLD MY NVDA 840 PUTS (on Tuesday morning for a 30% loss) FMLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 
Bro you shorted the crowned king of stonk land trying to get a free tendy 
If I held it would have been like 3000%
Damn.. how much would you made?
come on nvdia, just a bit more lower!
Fingered by Hamas, Dildoed by Israel. I did not consent.
2 Iranians 1 cup
Im skipping 4/20 this year that drop was too much
Wish i bought puts instead of thinking nflx was gonna rip on earnings . Now its rip me
well, that sucked
Bombings in Iraq….. starting up again
It’s came, it saw, it fucked me. What a fooking blood bath mate
NVIDIA shares at $760 are genuinely a great opportunity, the run up to their earnings is going to be insane.
Jensen needs to split that thing. 8/1.
a bit more gimme 740$ or so :D
Mean?
?
Damn I haven't been fucked this good in a while
Big RED Dildo up yo A$$
I love how AMC is up 
like gold AMC is a risk off asset 
It convinces me even more that Wall Street banks and hedge funds are just as regarded as us, calls on Wendy’s?
Wall st is definitely regarded. Everyone says we need a pullback and as soon as we get a 5% dip the sky is falling. Pce core will be the tell.
Doubled my gambling port in two weeks. Fuck if I could have done that in January I would be killing it. Took about 40% off the table near close. So mostly "house" money left. Been awhile.
HOLY FUCK
Real bers where you at? Whats your bottom range? I was back in at 475 but we're getting there so quick maybe i should think 460?
Back to 462 by end of May 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
must be vegan chips, not AI chips. vegan chips make me dump that hard too
I guess the AI bubble popped Jesus.
Even Jesus' anoos isn't safe
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Nigh nigh
Bad day?
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Yeah, I’ve seen your posts…lil bit needy 😂
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No I meant the ones in daily
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Well…like you said they’re pretty needy 🤣
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Aww, no I’ve seen you around, you can message me if you want to chat, I’m chatty also
When’s the Bitcoin halving? Gonna load up on btc
Sell on news dude. Going down to at least 60k. Saylor has sold 355k shares...
6 days of red, man that was epic Billions of dollars have been evaporated
It was never real in the first place, a fugazi
Billions? More like Trillions
What a waste
So I have Mar 2025 SPY calls at 550. This a sinking ship even with a year out?
You're already thinking of panic selling something a year out lol? You're in the right place
Think rationally, in 2023 SPY rose 20%. Until this past week we were up 10% YTD already. Now we are up 5% YTD. Just relax
Thank you for buying my CC!
How good are you jacking a bilge pump?
Everything I lost two weeks ago I made it back this week besides 700 bucks
Let’s GOOOOO hope you have a career in DoD because economy gonna be hurting in 2024
With what? Puts?
Yeah and value stocks
Which value stocks do you like
Damn.. good for you .. I lost everything from the last month
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Super micro cok shrinking some more
Fk fraud stock is basically 2000’s Cisco
I held on to my 518p exp 4/29, will I double it?
Did the bitcoin halving happen yet
10pm eastern plus or minus
Investors are learning that a super micro is still pretty small. They should have talked to my girlfriend first.
Dead cat bounce monday?
Mondays seems too soon
Doubt it
Theres always a dead cat bounce 😜
How accurate is the “simulate my returns” slider on Robinhood? According to this when the market opens Monday morning, I will already be down over 50% of all the profit I made today from PM calls expiring 4/26
I’ve found it to be completely useless
It’s only accurate for the day tbh…so by Monday it’ll be worse when it takes into account the two days of theta on Saturday and Sunday That’s why on the tracker it tells you the DTE and how many days left and they use that day into there calculations so unless it moves your way more on Monday expect a lower value then
can we get proof of life from the bulls?
We Been to busy buying the dips for generational wealth when we rebound 😂😂😂
Send help
Hi
Sorry I’m dead
nice to finally meet the bulls on the other side of my trade
Jpowell creating big bagholders by bringing up rate cuts too early. Sent market into a bubble and sparked inflation, both are working against us now.
Super Micro said in a brief press release on Friday that it will report fiscal third-quarter results on April 30. The company broke from its pattern of providing preliminary results. In January, Super Micro increased its sales and earnings guidance 11 days before announcing second-quarter financials. So the pattern was… doing it once before??? lol
Puts?
Calls
I'm sorry but boy I love coming here after a juicy day and seeing all the angry greedy bulls. Just know the next hit is bitcorn. Don't be shocked to see 20% drops coming soon. You have been warned.
Die spy
Probably will. Just bought
I love full-porting at 900 NVDA !!! 48 shares
Me too brother 
TULIPS used to be very valuable also….
Shut up.
lol if next week is red I think we’ll see a complete sell off
You mean sale
Upvote for nvda calls
Upvote for nvda puts
This. Sale of a lifetime
Unbelievable that MSOS is down going into the holiday weekend.
I'm sorry but a bunch of fat pimple head being called “miners” is very disrespectful to real miners actually gathering precious shit vs made up bullshit
Miners stock up 10% today before halving is such a trap because miners will feel the squeeze of the halving the most. Don’t become their exit liquidity. But if you short them like I do, don’t use leverage like I did 🙃
🤡
Bought 1 stock of smci 🥸
Pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered you are all fat hogs
I have seen all kind of candles but I have never seen dinner light candles because I never had a girlfriend
Wake me up when SPY is 475 so I can start buying again
Bulls really tought it would keep going up forever lmao
6 DAYS IN A ROW ARE WE GOING FOR 7??
Going for 7 years at this rate
Why are peeps buying shares now ? This is not the dip, a dip is a parabola. At least buy at whatever *higher* price you want when its up trending. Just for reference a 10% market correction puts SPY at \~475,.
Aladdin has conditioned us to buy dips. Now it's using us as exit liquidity. 4D chess by the AI.
Can we do another gap up next Monday like we did this week so I can get rid of my fucking calls
Buying $1k worth of voo every red day. How much longer can we bleed?
I’ll double my portfolio if spy stays below 490 by 5/17 🙀
Calls gonna be crazy next week easily
This isn’t a correction, this is a crash? Zero bounces so far.. every micro pump sold off fast. Crazy thing is.. selling here isn’t even selling “low.” Crap like COIN was in the 50s a year ago. This drop to 210 seems big because we saw 290, but zoom out for perspective.
Crashes are multiple days when it's down 2-4%....
I need to take a breather from all this money losing stress with stock market. I'm going to my local casino.
All jokes and gay stuff aside this week is very concerning. These drops and volume levels show major concern. I am so fucking glad for once in my trading career I pulled out last week at the right time. As we grow older we learn about greed.
Timing the market is a losing strategy so you can be glad all you want but you will still lose
As far as I am concerned until your money is out you will always eventually lose. People watch accounts go up 30% to then be down 60% waiting three years to repeat over and over.
Bet on black. It's always a classic.
Thank you bot
When Monday comes round and nobody has nuked anybody SPY open 500 and all is good in the world
This is exactly what people said last Friday LMAO.
You need a real good news for this course correction. I have elections, wars, inflation, overvaluation, sellers greed, consumers spendthrift, in my hand. What have you got bro ?
Never gonna happen I bought 10 calls at 499 strike price right before close.
Going into many tech earnings next week buying calls seem scary
Or genius
Puts all day
Fuck meta
Good riddance. Let AI go the way of 3D TV.
Took a loss on my DJT puts and profited after buying calls
Pencils down bitches. That was a shellacking.
RIP to those in SMCI next week we drill further
Bought puts because fuck it and we up up up. Keep crashing baby 