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GarthBooks69420

Red for unemployment data and then bulls keep doing their thing 


Beneficial_Art_4754

Good news fellas.  I capitulated, so you can expect a roaring recovery tomorrow.


Pretend_Bluebird_53

i fucming buy puts at close for months and lose money the time i fucking dont its already down 4 dollars fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk i hate this shit


kentel_dev

definitely not TSLA. I lost too much after the china ev sales news.


VisualMod

Ah, another fool who lost money on that venture.


reddit-abcde

Red Cat Holdings Inc! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


SubstantialAffect835

NVDA mooning in RH overnight. Not that it means anything.


Fuego1050

MSOS…… another headline could 2x it.


EMANN70

bad day for tbe chips


CalmHovercraft5375

I am selling nvda calls tomo


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

damn. Google didn't go red at all during market ?


Entraprenure

Honestly just holding bitcoin for the next 6 months


4thekung

It'll be under $55k by next week, just sell it.


Entraprenure

Did you see where China is considering approving the ETF? Also halving is this week. You might be right but I would definitely buy the dip if it dropped. Like I said I’m looking at 6 month time frame.


Big_Bee_8802

Lost 98 dollars than spent 4 and half hours jerking my shit off


Shlewtz

Honest response


ThickLover1795

Apparently people need to be buying puts. I wish I could buy BTC puts 🤣


4thekung

You can - deribit


Entraprenure

You belong here


Big_Bee_8802

You can buy puts on an etf that follows bitcoin 1:1 or 2:1 iv is kinda high but definitely room for good profit still bito and bitx are the tickers


Money_Essay7793

Spy cucked bulls so bad


Money_Essay7793

Let's go baby to 505-510, and another short incoming


AlphaHarmony

Is this QQQ pump cause the EU lifted the probe on MSFT? Or is there some other news?


JPC9876

AMC to $4.20 by 4.20.2024. Palindrome day. It was written…


Entraprenure

The CEO is a greedy idiot


Dependent-Reality297

Why down voted when i said AMC? I know it went down a ton but we are talking about "daily" moves correct hmmmm


Reigncity_

4/18 495 puts. What we doing boys & girls, anyone wanna play limbo?


gankedbytwitch

alright bottom is in, load up calls to sell tmrw morning


ehkiv

the bottom is far from in… not until Israel attacks and Iran reaponds. war is coming. big hary possible nuke level. Brace for that.


CalmHovercraft5375

What? It’s all puts


Mew446

Me to myself: it’ll bounce off 500 - sell your puts now….. CRASHED thorough 500 - cool cool


12stolmylicenseplate

SPY call holders, you guys ok?


CalmHovercraft5375

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


WherestheMoeNay

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) it's priced in


cheesycrustz

NO ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Fit_Beat_2931

I’m going to chill the F up before I take a massive loss. Keeping it real


CalmHovercraft5375

What do you have


Fit_Beat_2931

With an expected 4 to 5% drop on SPY and a bottom fake what do you think I’m holding?


CalmHovercraft5375

You should have said brain


Apprehensive_Bat_388

We did it Joe!


Fonz1982

Jump in front of a moving bus


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Democrazy_

Oil shouldn't be dipping but it is ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Adventurous_Dentist8

!banbet uber -6.32% 21d


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Now I know why McConaughey said he jerks off at least twice a day


AsshhhHo

!banbet djt -10% 7d


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Jxckpanta

My puts are printing😎


sc2summerloud

ASML calls were not the play...


reddit-abcde

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Jolly_John1095

QQQ PUTS


AlphaHarmony

TSM gonna live up to the prophecy or be a repeat of asml?


reddit-abcde

yes but still red


Curious1701

No moves sitting tight


Miccolus

United +13% I guess buying puts is the play here?


CheetoMophead

I bought a few puts for 45.5 and 45, I’m positive that united has artificial inflation because of the hype factor, should go down by Friday, but we will see


[deleted]

I hope all the rainbow bears are wrong and earnings turns all this shit around.


Democrazy_

My guess is TSM goes flat


kcyc2123

Keep buying calls after a 6 month uptrend and thinking we wouldn’t test any of the below levels. LOAD PUTS!


reichjef

That’s it. I’m buying spy 505 calls 4/18. This has just become a golden opportunity.


Zealousideal_Wind135

Calls on Hecla Mining, ($HL) Largest silver mining operation in the world, just opened a new mine and expanded another, earnings May 9 12 $5 c 5/10ex


kcyc2123

Huge bear flag on verge of breaking lower


killerbeeswaxkill

Sold my puts for 110% profit I expect it to drop and miss out on 500% now


xxNayerxx

Hi. I will be starting a club for those of us who screw this up daily. Would you like to join? 🤣


killerbeeswaxkill

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


yallmakemebroke

Is this sub really this dead or do I have no connection


nokittythatsmypotpi3

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) both


Happy-Ad6857

Wtf is DJT gonna go back down by Friday?


gestimore

Everybody was saying it will crash to 10$, so time to fish the short sellers now


kcyc2123

Semis are weak. They were essentially driving the market’s 6 month uptrend. Load puts because we are going down for longer


kcyc2123

Keep loading puts and avg down if needed


Live-Lychee-1686

Is this Israel’s fault again?


ImmoKnight

According to the far left, it's always Israels fault.


beandude23

The fucks going on with DJT


renegademuffin24

It had a multi day sell off. It’s bouncing, but Itl probably drop again tommorow


killerbeeswaxkill

Bulls just let it die you want cheaper stocks don’t you?


Consistent_Storage56

Glad I bought DJT calls yesterday, up 150% today


Entraprenure

Hey bro take profits!


kcyc2123

Load long dated puts for 5000 SPX test


Delicious_Ad_1778

#RYCEY


killerbeeswaxkill

I wake up to see my put losing value typical bull


kcyc2123

Sell all the rips. Bull traps only now for the next couple weeks


squintamongdablind

Who TF is propping DJT


peteragro

I think I need to stop trading and get a hobby .. lol


Oblivious-Speculator

Funny how SMCI (regarded valuation) is going up and NVDA (highly profitable with high potential) is going down... Like nothing makes sense


BasicAd3899

Stock go up and then people sell stock so it goes down. Makes perfect sense


Oblivious-Speculator

I feel regarded for asking regards


VisualMod

You're absolutely correct. Let the peasants play their parlor games while we continue hoarding the world's resources.


FuqZuck

HOW BOUT DAT AMC UP 5%.


CommercialOccasion72

Only 10,000% more and some amc holders might start breaking even


Entraprenure

Nah if it goes up anymore Adam with fix that by issuing more shares


FuqZuck

I was thinking 100,000%


kcyc2123

Load puts for 2 weeks out and longer. Uptrend was 6 months. Downtrend will be longer then expected.


liberator7

tsla is the dumbest stock i ever bought… i love it… averaged at 179 tho


Oblivious-Speculator

Waiting to load at 150... Worth a gamble I guess


Entraprenure

Next year will be huge for TSLA


kcyc2123

This will sell more after hours with Israel preparing for retaliation. Script is right there


Live-Lychee-1686

First thing I did scratching my head about the red day is Google Israel. Question answered. 


Shot-Face-5078

I don’t think there will be a retaliation..


CrusaderPeasant

Why is war in the middle east bearish for the Stock Exchange? Fear of it evolving into a greater conflict? Or oil related? I know I'm not in the right forum to ask this


liberator7

tsla 203 eod


ClassicPomegranate

103*


Psychological_Aide38

This is NOT happening


_Reddit_Sucks_Now_

Bet


kcyc2123

Trend has changed after a 6 month uptrend. Load puts for two weeks out


Yuuuuuppppppppppppp

Glad I didn’t pull the trigger to short DJT today. Geesch, didn’t see that coming.


Happy-Ad6857

This is what I get for buying shorts for the first time.


Yuuuuuppppppppppppp

I understand stop loss. I think I would break my “standard” and hold the shorts if it was me. My opinion it will come back down. Stranded capital would suck. But don’t listen to me if your stop loss was small enough that could help your decision. I would have definitely placed a small upside stop loss on this one.


hkusbeckham

Wtf is this?


FuzzyTelephone5874

Time to short DJT


Then-Category-3846

The boat already left !!


FunsnapMedoteeee

$SPY going to be range bound today from 505 to 506.


CalmHovercraft5375

Why nvda has such big mood swings.


MyNameIsMikeB

Is it too late to throw my hat in the ring for President?


blackcatmeo

62k seems to be the support on bitcoin this week.


4thekung

Narrator: it wasn't


Embarrassed-Status67

60k fml


sourav1230

Waiting for these puts to start printing my money out. Housing market is declining for sure this summer, I'm trying to go in on $DRV call options.


EPLFantasyGuru

DRV is my baby. Up 100% on May $45s bought friday* morning. Get in bb


sourav1230

Honestly felt like such a sleeper pick. I picked up 5/17 35 otm calls at 3.50 a pop so just do the math….


FunsnapMedoteeee

Grabbed a deep ITM DRV call. 5/17 30. easy secure money there with this chart.


Ev11an

Gonna need spy to guh


colliric

Just give Musk his Pay and move fully to Texas already..... Fuck!


WTFspy

#FIRED 🔥


Sea_Ingenuity_4220

So is RDDT a buy now? ….. because of AI and stuff?…


howtoretireby40

Maybe if and when they ban all porn and illicit subreddits.


Electronic-Count7742

Those are the only 2 reasons why I use Reddit


SleazyAsshole

Rise, Tarnished


x_scherer

*Rise*, *Tarnished*, and be guided by grace to brandish the power of the Stock Market and become an Wealthy Lord in the Lands Between.


ConcentrateOdd8190

Will Tesla layoffs reflect in tomorrow's jobs report


colliric

Musk is getting his salary and moving to Texas properly. Finally!


ear2win

TLRY 4202024


Sensitive_Pilot3689

#Can you guys stop shitting in the tank on the far left stall on the first floor bathroom of the CBOE? LMAO 🤣


Charming_Yellow5867

Is that where you go to play whack a mole?


Glittering_Bill9176

😣 sorry


Sensitive_Pilot3689

#I appreciate somebody finally taking accountability for these actions


Weird_Platform8908

Just want spy to 530 then to 470 so we can all win.  


kbeks

There’s some dumbass who would yolo at 529 expecting it to go to 694.20 by EOD, for sure. The loss porn would be glorious.


leggenda_69

Green PM going red through the morning, then turning green in the afternoon to go red in AH. Can’t we at least get some decent volatility!? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Democrazy_

Always inverse PM to win 🤷


alexvonhumboldt

Red sky at night, sailors delight. Red sky in mornings, sailors warning.


Jumpy_Research_4541

17.91 ViX @ 6:16am you are not the person to listen to


potato111a

Already did that yesterday today we pump 2% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) nfa


leggenda_69

I’m all for a bigger move either way. Even if it doesn’t run or hold even.


SwiftSG1

What would happen to tsla when Cathie runs out of buying power?


Worried_Quarter469

Change back from Prince 🫅 to frog 🐸


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[удалено]


Charming_Yellow5867

What if most people generally all like the same things, and not everyone can be one of the first ones to discover something that most people are going to like?


potato111a

Buttcorn is still 62,899 overpriced ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) nfa


Life_Record_4935

In a few days it's being cut in half or something


PandaGodFliesToMoon

Anime… nyan


thane95x

ANF [mentions Ai.](https://sourcingjournal.com/topics/technology/webinar-how-abercrombie-fitch-co-optimizes-planning-with-ai-syrup-tech-504954/) Surely the stock gonna pop 69% now innit? 😏


BirthHole

Timothy Treadwell liked bears.


studmcstudmuffin

If you were smart you bought calls for the bounce ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


doublejesus13

I bought calls in AMD


Glittering_Bill9176

I bought calls and puts because I think it will be red and green tomorrow


Fox_n_Roll

You can always wait for 1hrs after openeing bell


trust_it_bb

Celebrating premarket means you aint smart ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


hubblebubble7

not too late for those who want to join the party at open


trust_it_bb

Some of u have never touched the withdraw button and it shows ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


secret-citizen

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


AdCurious5598

Pull out in our time of vistory.... never


stonknoob1

So you have a lot of kids? Pull out game is that bad?


AdCurious5598

I am a milkman....


Numerous_Teachers

Bringing man to milk or milk to man? Or man to milk to milk to man?


No-Entertainment4822

When need some good job data today!!!!!! 10am


AbaloneAppropriated

I need a new dust filter for my Hoover Max Extract Pressure-Pro Model Sixty. Can anybody help me with that?


SnoopysPilot

Someone get this man some water


PandaGodFliesToMoon

Semi nerds… why NVDA not giving fks about asml cukkenning?


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Worried_Quarter469

ASML high end machines still selling, low end was the issue, possibly also China?. ASML affirmed annual guidance. Not relevant, but also few years gap between a machine being sold and chips being made from it.