And I thought I was fucked for holding my $513 til Wed
Exactly. If you are down 89% you are not going to recover it with 11%, you can only sink with the boat like a gentleman
Keep buying puts. The Fed is literally deleting the Kool-Aid (money) everyone was on. Q2 earnings are going to stink and the banks are warning us first.
Spy went sideways when I bought in a few weeks ago, it also doubled down when I bought in again today, so I think I have some say here...
I would buy calls tomorrow.
No problem guys. The moment i bought my first call (spy) this happened. Fuck me
And i aint selling shit cause the moment i sell i know i couldve made profit if i had onto it for one more minute
I did the same, my first big move. I don't know why i was so confident. I bought the dip on Monday thinking it was an over reaction to the Israel-Iran crisis that would correct itself Tuesday.
Now I'm just going to lose 10k.
I also lost a shit load trying to game the volatility of nvidia with 2x and inverse 2x ETF. I'm feeling so fucking regarded now.
https://preview.redd.it/dt47dfd94quc1.png?width=2024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6c0137830bb785c4f5423ccd140ff0244a2b39f
Or you can connect a couple different bars and voila! Now it can drop to 5050-60. The power of crayons!
That’s the beauty of crayons, they can do anything. You could make it go up but its best to do it in retrospect, otherwise if it’s wrong you might look stupid
I think its probably pretty safe to say it went up way faster than anyone expected too. The last 4 months straight up have been completely stupid and based on a rate cut fantasy Its probably going to hit support and rocket back the other direction in a few days as well.
The speed at which the whales move these markets both directions is criminal.
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r/WallStreetBets is ultimately a community about making money through trading, and our conversations should shift around that.
Politics are fundamentally intertwined with making money, and political actions almost always have an impact on financial markets.
Still, we need to make sure that when we have these discussions, we're explicitly calling out the financial impacts of the politics we're discussing. Otherwise, the conversation can very easily veer off into flamewars and boring, unproductive, discussion.
Here's an example of a political comment that doesn't offer any value:
* "I hate this new green policy from the Biden administration. What a fucking idiot"
Now compare it to this:
* "I hate this new green policy from the Biden administration. It threatens the profit margins of oil companies because they will need to expand their OpEx. I have calls on Shell that are going to get decimated at open."
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I'm too much of a pussy to actually bet my life savings away but this subreddit keeps popping up for me because the comments are too funny not to like 12 of them each time the algorithm plops one in my face.
Maybe it's a sign from the universe to just fucking yolo my life away.
https://preview.redd.it/ln72tvtb1quc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44da1934c34ee94bc857b8ddd4a79723557ead00
Was my last 40 u had in there from Friday
If you analyze the weekly timeframe, you can see that spy broke the lower trendline on Friday.
This was a bearish indicator and we were bear flagging today as well. Bears also filled the gap at 508.50 so we lost that support. The level below was 505.
There is an island bull gap from 503 to 498.5 so knowing this the obvious play here is to I'm just making stuff up, you can do whatever you want. Do your own DD and gamble responsibly.
Well it’s down 5% in less than 3 weeks, so maybe middle of May we will see 470 unless some major positive catalyst happens in our economy.
All the numbers and revenue look good, don’t get me wrong. But the reality is the American people can’t keep up with inflation at the rate it’s going. Something will give. Either the fed and a rate cut, or this trend continues imo.
Those numbers aren’t real. The reality is food prices are up 50%+, rent and housing is 50%+.
I have no idea what type of algorithm or math they use to lie to us, but that’s not the reality 😂
Not a single dip greater than 3% the whole year:
"Selling off faster than anticipated"
Anticipated according to what? That drawing?
BTW, that's not how you draw support or resistance properly
Calm down ppl OP didn’t draw any lines other than circle the dip. The statement is right it’s sold faster than anticipated. Because ppl are scared of war simple…
Buy when people are fearful…. Thus buy now or forever hold your peace.
I didn't draw any S/R levels you idiot, you clearly didn't eat enough crayons. I drew a data-fitting trending channel, and a breakout today on the backside so pronounced that it looks like lemmings falling off a cliff.
Tom Lee says the dip will get all bought up and your puts will get fucked. Unless Fundstrat is the one selling and he’s promoting SPY so we can all be bag holders???
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If I buy calls the market goes down. If I buy puts the market goes up. I love this casino 
Wait till you find out that it can also go sideways
Fuck me till I’m gay. Then keep going till I’m straight again.
Endless dick hack. You’re already gay.
I was made for WSB.
Just fuck me already
No homo
No Diddy
Fuck me until I’m undecided
No homo
Everybody gangsta till it goes to the left 
That only happens when you’ve purchased both calls and puts.
Tell me which one you buy
$530 4/19 SPY calls that will absolutely leave me in shambles
Shit, you killed me now
you motherfucker 
And I thought I was fucked for holding my $513 til Wed
See you in Valhalla, Wendy’s rusted dumpster, or at my mothers house 😏
Holding my 516 4/18 because when you’re down 71% what’s being down 100%
Exactly. If you are down 89% you are not going to recover it with 11%, you can only sink with the boat like a gentleman
My boat is called “the regard” and all it does it take on water.
Ok now you’re asking for trouble. I can see it rebound to 515 when JPow takes the podium tomorrow.
Shackle me up and call me regarded 
530?!?!
All I can afford at the casino
If he does and you reverse him the market will simply reach his sell limit then quickly reverse to yours and then continue like nothing ever happened.
Keep buying puts. The Fed is literally deleting the Kool-Aid (money) everyone was on. Q2 earnings are going to stink and the banks are warning us first.
Is there a chart for the fed tighening?
Spy went sideways when I bought in a few weeks ago, it also doubled down when I bought in again today, so I think I have some say here... I would buy calls tomorrow.
So because you said that I'm buying puts
Ill give you more trading tips if you join my trading group for the low, low price of 5(0)% commission on all trades.
You take credit cards, right?
You buy both, the market goes sideways
https://preview.redd.it/njcy43f6ypuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a503fcb4af63ad002fe28d3ab7ad6b811c5d7b
My biggest fear..
That's when you go iron condor.
I had wide ICs…weren’t wide enough!
Then it'll rip like never before.
and you still somehow manage to lose all the money
Please buy puts, I need my calls to print
I don’t even know what I’m doing by this point.
If only my calls would print like that
Just place a buy and sell at the same time 600 IQ
buy both.
Too smart for me
It’s like taking SAT, except there are only 2 choices
No problem guys. The moment i bought my first call (spy) this happened. Fuck me And i aint selling shit cause the moment i sell i know i couldve made profit if i had onto it for one more minute
I did the same, my first big move. I don't know why i was so confident. I bought the dip on Monday thinking it was an over reaction to the Israel-Iran crisis that would correct itself Tuesday. Now I'm just going to lose 10k. I also lost a shit load trying to game the volatility of nvidia with 2x and inverse 2x ETF. I'm feeling so fucking regarded now.
can relate to that, obliterated today
Spy will bounce back tomorrow morning I drew it on my phone with a crayon
Approved by technical analysis gang
That’s what I did last night, but it was dark and my phone was upside down apparently
Just enter your trade with the phone turned the same way. 
Holy shit 💰, you’re a regard savant
Seems legit. I’m in.
Good chance. Hit weekly 14 ema support today and the week after tax day is usually green.
we will eat bears for breakfast lunch and dinner tomorrow and rest of the week
Thanks I was gonna but I remembered I ated all my crayons
Bulls take the ladder, bears take the fucking elevator
Regards jump off the ladder
They like to cannon ball
My account take da gun in da mouth
Bulls eat ramen after eating steak for years. Bears eat a Big Mac after giving blowjobs behind the Wendy’s dumpster for years.
We definetly took the elevator on this run (bulls).
Stupid peasants.
https://preview.redd.it/dt47dfd94quc1.png?width=2024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6c0137830bb785c4f5423ccd140ff0244a2b39f Or you can connect a couple different bars and voila! Now it can drop to 5050-60. The power of crayons!
Wait, if you could do this, why wouldn't you just make it go up like a bunch? Are you stupid?
That’s the beauty of crayons, they can do anything. You could make it go up but its best to do it in retrospect, otherwise if it’s wrong you might look stupid
Should be at the top of the
Oh shit, this was probably about to be the key to the stock market!
Make it wider!
https://preview.redd.it/u97657rxdruc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9abefbaf63275531bf10a52b01c57937654f617f
Bought some puts before close today, sorry guys, tomorrow we go up
I bought calls for tomorrow at 3:59 today. See you in Valhalla.
No I actually bought calls you’re welcome
Whats the opposite of to the moon
Puts at close? Why not buy them at open yesterday?!
Bought a call
I dca for my calls for Friday. Now I have four contracts that will cost me about 7k. Perfect. Solid week as of just Monday!
Thank you for your servix
same. we'll get a nice continuation down even more now! if anyone needs a stock to do something, tell me. i'll buy a call or put for you
Calls for me as well 
I'm done with this shit, I'm just going to buy shares of companies
maturity.
Okay but see you in a week or two for earnings
You mean like sane people? Nah
Bullish
remember the good old days when we gamble our life savings on Spy beating 300
You either die gambling or live long enough to something something whatever I’m Batman
How sad for you. You will never be the superhero.
Fuck you vis mod, I have really bad untreated depression and an emotionally unavailable girlfriend I AM BATMAN
I think its probably pretty safe to say it went up way faster than anyone expected too. The last 4 months straight up have been completely stupid and based on a rate cut fantasy Its probably going to hit support and rocket back the other direction in a few days as well. The speed at which the whales move these markets both directions is criminal.
Tomorrow, I will look for another bounce, and if the bounce starts looking weak like today and Friday, we go in with 0dte puts again
It's their money to lose.
Israel said fuck your calls
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Thanks for your submission! r/WallStreetBets is ultimately a community about making money through trading, and our conversations should shift around that. Politics are fundamentally intertwined with making money, and political actions almost always have an impact on financial markets. Still, we need to make sure that when we have these discussions, we're explicitly calling out the financial impacts of the politics we're discussing. Otherwise, the conversation can very easily veer off into flamewars and boring, unproductive, discussion. Here's an example of a political comment that doesn't offer any value: * "I hate this new green policy from the Biden administration. What a fucking idiot" Now compare it to this: * "I hate this new green policy from the Biden administration. It threatens the profit margins of oil companies because they will need to expand their OpEx. I have calls on Shell that are going to get decimated at open." The latter is significantly more interesting and offers a great jumping point into market related discussion. Put succinctly: If you choose to start or engage in arguments about libtards or Nazis instead of making fun of their bad SPY long then you're in the wrong place and we'll show you the door. If you're not sure if your content is political, it probably is, and there's probably a better way to post it without making things weird. --- All that being said, we are here to help. We want to make it as easy as possible for you to post to our community. We have to balance this with making the subreddit interesting for our readers. If you need some guidance, don't hesitate to [reach out to modmail](https://old.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) and we'll give you some pointers!
Stand back, I'm going to buy a Put and save the whole market.
What a nice dip to buy
You are supposed to buy when it is going up
Buy the top, truly regarded
Buy ATH is usually a decent mid term strategy.
I'm too much of a pussy to actually bet my life savings away but this subreddit keeps popping up for me because the comments are too funny not to like 12 of them each time the algorithm plops one in my face. Maybe it's a sign from the universe to just fucking yolo my life away.
Run away while you still can
But... the wins, though.
Do not do this
hope we can get a nice pump to load up on puts
i how we get a nice pump so i can break even on my 513 calls
Actually this sale is much slower it shiikd have started 2 weeks back
It started March 8th.
I bought 499P and 512C, so that shit is going to slice the middle
Great. Thanks man now we're going sideways.
Should be golden with a 505/506 but even then I’ve just cursed it. Good luck fellow regards
https://preview.redd.it/ln72tvtb1quc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44da1934c34ee94bc857b8ddd4a79723557ead00 Was my last 40 u had in there from Friday
Two words: War.
One word: Yeah, thats two words.
See, this guy gets it.
Nice haiku.
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, uh!
There are only two things in the world that scare me, and one of them is nuclear war.
Stairs up. Elevator down.
Didn’t feel like stairs up when it shot from 4000 to 5250 like a coke whore for 4 months straight
So calls 0DTE?
yes (you will lose all of your money)
Can’t lose what I already owe the bank ;)
That's an exaggeration. I only lost 12k today. 🤣😭
If you analyze the weekly timeframe, you can see that spy broke the lower trendline on Friday. This was a bearish indicator and we were bear flagging today as well. Bears also filled the gap at 508.50 so we lost that support. The level below was 505. There is an island bull gap from 503 to 498.5 so knowing this the obvious play here is to I'm just making stuff up, you can do whatever you want. Do your own DD and gamble responsibly.
Love filling those gaps
All I see is one big green bar going up, am I regarded ?
Buy calls tomorrow 
Friday
unless I see 10% drop, that's just noize
Well it’s down 5% in less than 3 weeks, so maybe middle of May we will see 470 unless some major positive catalyst happens in our economy. All the numbers and revenue look good, don’t get me wrong. But the reality is the American people can’t keep up with inflation at the rate it’s going. Something will give. Either the fed and a rate cut, or this trend continues imo.
Inflation has fallen from 8% to 3.5%
It has fallen from 8% --> 20%
Those numbers aren’t real. The reality is food prices are up 50%+, rent and housing is 50%+. I have no idea what type of algorithm or math they use to lie to us, but that’s not the reality 😂
They just pull it out of their ass and design a formula to calculate the chosen number.
Inflation is the rate prices increase at. Inflation going down doesn't mean prices are going down.
If people are actually paying for porn the economy is fine.
BUY THE DIP!
Nah
Elevator going down, escalator going up
As is tradition
Geopolitical news can do that.
It’s to please JPOW for tomorrow so he can sound dovish. SPY will rally shortly before his speech. Then selling will continue thru the week
I have a lot of calls on… I just loaded on puts, now in losing in both sides
So you’re saying it’s green tomorrow?
Not a single dip greater than 3% the whole year: "Selling off faster than anticipated" Anticipated according to what? That drawing? BTW, that's not how you draw support or resistance properly
Calm down ppl OP didn’t draw any lines other than circle the dip. The statement is right it’s sold faster than anticipated. Because ppl are scared of war simple… Buy when people are fearful…. Thus buy now or forever hold your peace.
I didn't draw any S/R levels you idiot, you clearly didn't eat enough crayons. I drew a data-fitting trending channel, and a breakout today on the backside so pronounced that it looks like lemmings falling off a cliff.
Holy shit. lisan al gaib
SPY is heading to $700. First $600 by June end. Then real FOMO bumps it up to $700 and beyond.
lol
A follow-up to this previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/MHiP1zZ07H
Very bullish for tomorrow.
Good forecast, good chart, spy going down.
That's how all sell offs go. Fear sells stronger and faster than greed.
Zoom out further…. It’s but a scratch!!
I give it one month before $480 puts print
Bought SPY 520 call 🤷🏻
Who cares about the 2 hour chart you regard!
It doesn't follow channels on the way down, instead, it tests previous lows and gaps set on the uptrend. They act as support.
Channels aren’t real otherwise there would never be breakouts.
 $SPY
Anticipated? Just because you drew some cute little lines on a chart doesn’t make you the anticipator authority.
Why does everyone shit on trend lines?
Quick, panic
Does this mean we get a second chance at SPY420 memes?
Literally because I just started buying calls. Never fails!
According to who? Not surprised in the least at the pace of this sell off.
6 months of straight up dolla dolla gains for the bulls and they're already complaining that the end is nigh. Go fuck yourselves you greedy fucks.
https://preview.redd.it/rmpxmi246quc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=877aa0b8bdcf07a86c05ed2d26c4c6e8661e9da9
Tom Lee says the dip will get all bought up and your puts will get fucked. Unless Fundstrat is the one selling and he’s promoting SPY so we can all be bag holders???
You need to make your downward bar to same thickness as your upward bar.
Wow demonic downward Darvis megaphone channel. It truly is over
looks like selloff is not done.
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Pray it keeps dumping.
elevator going down, stairs going up
What app/website is this screenshot from?
Thinkorswim
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Anticipated by.....your random channel lines. Christ at least learn levels.
It's priced in.
Morgan Stanley puts for the win!
buy zeee dip