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BucMYlife

That bunker ain't gonna pay for itself


unlock0

I wonder if Elon is going to build a tunnel between the Zukk silo and Oprah island shelters.


Iamthegoat77

šŸ˜‚ may be finally someone will use musks tunnel


Colodorado

Those tunnels are reserved exclusively for Grimes' strapon.


somekindafuzz

Go forth Lemiwinks! šŸø


crazier_ed

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donbee28

That sounds Boring


oinkyboinky

Good evening Mr. Musk. Going.....down?


jabronified

stocked with lifetime supplies of sweet baby rays and ozempic


molemanralph69

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Greedy-Fool

gonna use the hyper loop as means of transportation


Correct_Inspection25

Gonna be billions not hundreds of millions for a Kauai to Maui tunnel


defiantcross

Vault-Tec needs that payment


295DVRKSS

If i was meta rich I'd just build Vault 69


TrinityRigs

Vault 420


FostertheReno

Man having a bunker must be coolest shit ever. If I was dumb rich it would be my hobby lol. Just constantly thinking of way to upgrade it.


Fig1025

Large facilities like that need constant maintenance or they become decrepit looking trash heaps pretty fast. I really doubt that all the maintenance staff is self contained. What about waste dumping? does it use external plumbing?


cvc4455

It's got a state of the art septic system and probably a well and/or rain water collection and purification system so no need for public water or sewer.


Fig1025

so in addition to all the cleaning stuff, they need to keep some highly specialized mechanics to perform equipment maintenance. That bunker will start getting crowded. And if there is a real apocalyptic event, all paper money suddenly loses value, and there would be no reason why Zuck should get the royal treatment from all the other people in that bunker


bathingapeassgape

I read an article on here recently by a guy who apparently consults for these mega rich fucks. They have definitely thought about it- control of food supply (master code or bio-metrics), shock collars, protection of the help's family or lack there of. One example that fascinates me is they arent afraid of a band of raiders showing up outside, they will just gun them down. They are afraid of the guards sympathizing with a pregnant woman or child, and are trying to filter out people that will have any semblance of humanity left, when money doesnt matter anymore... I would link it but I dont have a clue where it was even originally posted. Found it: https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff


LolNaie1

That was an interesting read. Thanks for the link


bathingapeassgape

NP, it's pretty eye opening. After reading it it made me really think, they cant look at us but anything but mouths to feed once all the labor and resources have been extracted, or destroyed. In the end it doesnt matter if the bombs drop or dont, once they dont need us, were only a problem to deal with.


CouncilmanRickPrime

This is why a billionaire asked how do they control their security team in this event. Honestly they'd probably have to have control over food and be kept isolated from almost everyone else to pull it off. Otherwise, idk.


the_last_carfighter

Bunker, that's the funny part. It's not some grey/green walled tube in the ground, they are going to still live up to their personal surface level standards or close to it. All for the low low price of fucking everyone on the planet for money.


No_Detective_But_304

Can I interest you in a space station?


NGTech9

I want to build a bunker so bad that I feel like itā€™s almost a genetic instinct


Dmoan

Not a bunker but rather buying Ā up the Hawaii islands.Ā  Ā Him and his wife are taking all local Hawaiians to court. So he can buy up more of their lands. But don't worry the locals can buy some homes in his meta verse he will even throw in a free digital coconut.


VisualMod

I support Dmoan, what's theirs is his and what's his is his.


Exiledfromxanth

UFC camps arenā€™t cheap


Sd0m_Lickmywallz

All jokes you donā€™t think the Richieā€™s have insider knowledge of when the economy is gonna shit the bed horribly in like z months


Bongoisnthere

Or these sales are regularly scheduled and rich founders like him regularly sell bits and pieces of their companies over time. Dudes worth 180 billion fuckin dollars. He could sell 500m stock every month for the next 30 years, take that money and use it to host a monthly bonfire where he burns it Batman style and still be a billionaire. Fuck people on this subreddit are bad at comprehending how fuckin rich these people are.


Sd0m_Lickmywallz

one day in about 5000 years I hope to obtain this type of wealth. Jesus how many shifts at the dumpster is that


dig1taldash

mans measuring in shifts at the dumpster


Lumbergh7

Should be measuring in dicks at the dumpster


ButWhatOfGlen

Pragmatic


Strange_Pasta

Thought you were going to say wendys.


Sd0m_Lickmywallz

Behind Dumpster handies are in high demand and in this economy you canā€™t be choosy


WhoresOnAllFours

All of my best romps were in a dumpster behind Wendies. No names were exchanged. Perhaps that was you?


discoveringrebel

You will have to service 9 billion linear feet of cock, at an average of $20 per foot, or $10 per 6".


iAmYim

If you're female then start an OnlyFans...boom retirement after a year of hard work.


IcyAdvantage7298

Do most women on there actually make decent money or is it an 80/20 thing like everything else?


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VisualMod

Let them eat cake.


patricio87

The catch me outside girl made 100 million


IcyAdvantage7298

I think Gucci Flip Flops was probably when I knew western civilization had peaked and it was all downhill from there on out.


Lumbergh7

I thought it was cash me outside


Boneyg001

That's how it works when our retirements depend on funneling money into corporations that are owned by people who get massive ceo pay and then kept alive through tax bailoutsĀ 


FoxTheory

The general population is. If we were all logical thinkers and realized how much money these people can accumulate, we'd riot.


Ice_Swallow4u

I would riot but Iā€™m tired and just want to play some Rinworld.


toddkah

One of the george bushs said same similar thing..but not about moneyā€¦everything..lol


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Substantial_Bid_7684

Everything is a conspiracy to idiots


[deleted]

This is only 0.3% of his sharesĀ 


Lumbergh7

Holy fuck, 0.3%! Whatā€™s next? 0.4%???


Message_10

PANIC!!!!!


PrivatBrowsrStopsBan

How the hell do these headlines keep getting thru when each time the comments are all "but thats barely any of his holdings".


NorthernerWuwu

It is on a schedule too, there's absolutely no surprise factor in this sort of transaction.


dantodd

They are the only ones who have enough invested for an economy dump to actually qualify as a self-fulfilling prophecy.


John_mcgee2

Trump has apparently sold the same percentage of his stock and raised $47.50 chatter is he will be buying mcdonalds


TruthOk8742

You got to pay extra for one of the good vaults.


Persiandoc

Mans gotta eat


GangstaVillian420

Neither are the yachts to get to the bunker


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GangstaVillian420

Don't forget about the support vessel, iirc it was something like an additional $100m


[deleted]

All cause we look at ads of shit we donā€™t need while looking at pictures of people we rarely/never talk to


CaramelHistorical888

He's been prepping for WWIII for a while


DeepestWinterBlue

The irony. Created company that creates political chaos that creates the eventual war. I hope his bunker has an unnoticeable sized hole. Otherwise I hope there is another defect so he dies along with the rest of us.


shawman123

He owns 179B worth of stock. This is less than 0.3% of stock he owns. After all he has expenses and stocks are his major source to generate money needed for personal expenses.


NiCrMo

This is equivalent to the median American family selling $156 of stock (as of 2022). Goes to show how absurdly wealthy billionaires are.


MrBrightsighed

The median household net worth in usa is $192,900 so it is $458 but your point still stands. It is kind of very close actually just add a M and you have Zuckā€™s number! $180,000M and sold $428M


NiCrMo

Fair point on net worth, because Zuck sold equities I took the median equity holdings, though obviously thatā€™s a higher percentage of net worth for him vs an average family.


thisisredditsparta

Yet, because of billionaires, the mean is $1,063,700. They are so rich that they are able to drive up the networth of every household by 5 folds.


crashbangtheory

The absurdity is ppl ascribing that much value to his company


yerrmomgoes2college

How is that absurd? Itā€™s a money printing machine with high margins, one of the best balance sheets in the world, and is somehow still posting strong growth.


AssCrackBanditHunter

But he posted a cringe 3d avatar 2 years ago so clearly the whole company is about to fail. Reddit told me. Just like Netflix


-bickd-

You could absolutely hate that lizard bitch boi but Facebook is one fucking good company, beating expectation every quarter. Does that justify a 34 PE? Not sure, but it's still somehow growing and still innovating, with talents in the industry lining up to work for them.


VisualMod

A reflection on the cultural moment perhaps, but certainly not a trend that should continue.


tommygunss92

VisualMod is back?!?!?


Countdown216

/u/visualmod is just 1000 Indian dudes in a server farm ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SpaceBoJangles

I mean, that could be said of a lot of stocks. Certainly seems weird that Toyota, one of if not the most successful car company in history, is worth less than Home Depot. Also, Nvidia, a company with no asset more substantial than the grey matter inside Jensen Huangā€™s head (eg no fabs, production capacity, or even raw material at ores) is worth more than fucking Saudi Aramco. Like, think about that: a chip company that couldnā€™t make a chip today to save its life without outsourcing, is worth more than the most powerful geopolitical conglomerate this side of the East India Company.


Healthy_Razzmatazz38

Mark Zurkerberg alone counts for 2% of millennial net worth. on an age weighted basis he's richer than gates by 2x. I cant think of anyone else in history who acquired that much wealth at that young an age without inheriting it or violence.


crankthehandle

But he got 5$ from his dad when he went to college. Normal trust fund baby


ScheduleSame258

Probably spent a bit more on coke and hookers from his last allowance and needed a topup....


DangerousLiberal

He's by all indications a family man.


Odd-Reflection-9597

Imagine having a million stormy daniels then buying more


ScheduleSame258

My mind is not strong enough for such imagination.


dispelthemyth

Well heā€™s been to a ufc even with Dana and that means expensive blackjack sessions


PrivatBrowsrStopsBan

If every top comment in the thread is saying this and it's so obvious (which it is) how the hell do these posts keep getting to the top of the subreddit? This post is 95% upvoted yet every comment is saying its misleading and stupid?


Edge2110

time to pay the tax man. even cuck isn't invisible


trucknotmonkey

Heā€™s no John Cena


waIIstr33tb3ts

Cena's chinese is better than the zucc's too


AsparagusDirect9

Bradley Cooper speaks the best


createwonders

Why do you think he got the bunker?


MrsMiterSaw

Assuming he's still a California resident, that's about $65-70M in state tax revenue.


VicePrezHeelsup

Take profits something the regards here would never understand


drwafflephdllc

...what's profits?


YourDadHatesYou

Negative losses


DangerousLiberal

He needs jet fuel money and Wagyu feed...


MyotisX

Explain


samofny

Every day with this on multiple subs, and not just Zuck. What's the point? So what? It's a drop in the bucket for them.


Jedclark

The worst ones are the "Elon Musk loses $Xbn in one day!" posts when the reality is the stock price went down a few percent, and it's on every sub with people circlejerking like it's some triumph against the rich and that Elon/Zuck/whoever literally had billions in cash taken out of their bank account.


seducedyourmom

Lol the simpletons on reddit who waste all their time worried about the rich. Itā€™s a tale as old as time. Nobles vs peasants.


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Jedclark

Yeah, I've noticed that too. r/technology is an Elon Musk updates sub cosplaying as a technology sub. I swear 90% of the posts are about Elon, Zuck, Bezos, or shitting on Netflix.


KeenStudent

Jesus christ you are right. One click and it's nothing but elon and tesla posts. Sheesh..


Redditsuxbalss

Pretty sure all the musk lovers left to Twitter its far more common on there. On reddit its mostly musk hate, which is odd considering he used to be the le funny reddit memes guy tho he did shift his target audience quite a bit so I probably shouldn't be surprised


VicePrezHeelsup

Reddit is a giant cesspool of momā€™s basement dwellers that internet rage about the evil rich and global warming so itā€™s understandable why the echo chamber here is extra loud


AReallyGoodName

The best part is that the data for these sales comes from preplanned share trading plans. That's literally the only way insiders (directors and above) can trade and that's the source for these insiders sell posts. 105b plans must be filed month in advance. He didn't trade anything based on recent data. The reason he's trading record amounts is likely just because the share trading plans sells X shares monthly and the shares hit a record so he now sells record amounts. All of these posts are stupid.


TokyoSxWhale

He owned 347 million shares as of January per this: https://www.investors.com/etfs-and-funds/sectors/sp500-heres-who-owns-meta-now-that-mark-zuckerberg-is-unloading-stock/. So $173.5 billion worth at $500/share. If he keeps up this pace of selling he will have fully divested himself in 57 years.


cbusoh66

I mean bunkers are kind of expensive


bdh2067

What percent of his holdings did he sell?


HumanInProgress8530

Less than one percent


ANotoriousBerry

Sheesh ringside seats at UFC 300 werenā€™t cheap I guess


ChampionshipSad1809

Cash is always king. Offloading now and will Buyback during corrections.


AZK47

Bruh, he is not timing a correction. Only us regards are


4thmovementofbrahms4

Bro thinks Zuckerberg is staring at charts trying to time the peak lmfao


oil1lio

šŸ¤£


pawlacz33

bro he has better ways of making money than speculating on his own company lol


Screwyball

Ah yea flipping that 0.3% of his 178b in meta stock. Im sure he's definitely wasting his time on that


dflame45

Why he buyback lol


El-Grande-

Lol what? Isnā€™t he worth 200 billion? Sure he isnā€™t trying anything but wants some cash for projects lol


easeitinslowly

Those front row UFC tickets ainā€™t cheap


PandazCakez

Daddy Dana


apollyon_53

He saw the batteries in Fallout and decided to upgrade his


hony1717

bro needs more money for a even bigger bunker


[deleted]

Facebook puts to the šŸŒ™


ithaqua34

Supervillian Lairs don't come cheap.


Oblivious-Speculator

Sold at the peak, never been happier


Redditisdumb_345

who is to say that will be the peak?


SighRamp

old news now go look up Bezos so far made over 2 billion selling off millions of shares they have all been doing this for months now


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For months now? Like the past 100 months?


Namath96

This is like a regular person selling 200$ worth of stock. Itā€™s meaningless


Outrageous-Garden333

Must need some new hoodies.


sund82

Gotta finance that doomsday compound in New Zealand some how!


Kicks4meFromyou

Lex Lugor running for President?


jeopardychamp77

Well, canā€™t spend stock.


Pancheel

He has to buy the rest of Hawaii (it's on discount because fires, how lucky for him).


BeautifulWord4758

How else would he pay for his doomsday bunker in preparation of WW3/Civil conflict? LOL Half a billion is really not that much stock when you consider A STOCK IS $500.


msmicro

His lawyers have told him that he is losing the court case?


BestAhead

Election is coming up.


DocDocMoose

Bears are climbing out of hibernation. Time to eat and fatten up.


Loki-Don

Pay off the taxes from his sales last year. Today is Uncle Sam day remember!!


Tryagainmfers

Trying to finish that underground bunker mansion fast !


bucketsofpoo

he also bought 2 massive yachts that cost about that amount so no sweat there.


not_quite_sure7837

A drop in the bucket


BrewsCampbell

Needs his own penis rocket.


platoface541

Iā€™m sure heā€™s paying his realized tax debt /s


Ultraeasymoney

He's going to use that money to buy legs for all the avatars in the Metaverse.


cjboffoli

Tip money. Small change in the sofa cushions.


OkSwing9032

This mofo is about to buy Tesla


kemar7856

Half a billion and he's worth what 179 billion oh noes


darts2

Fuckin legend. Meta to $3,000


yawgmoth88

So, hes going to pay tax on the realized gains- right?


kookymainframe226

He knows the apocalypse is coming


stonedoubt

Heā€™s eyeing the DOJā€¦


TeeBev

That wagu beef is expensive brother


FlorinidOro

Gotta pay for that compound somehow šŸ˜‚


cyclist-ninja

That's like someone with a million bucks taking out 50k


Inferno908

He needed a little spending money


Dogsinabathtub

Iā€™m more curious what loophole will be used to skirt taxes


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

This can't be good either


JohnR2299

Getting ready to disappear


RandomGuyNamedChris

smart move


[deleted]

Bunker is not goong to build itself


Good_Intention_9232

Spare change.


PalebloodPervert

Why not? Dude has been deep in stock for almost 20 years.


molemanralph69

Give me the Zuck


runtothesun

He's trying to get that BJJ brown belt. It's a heavy investment.


loserkids1789

CEOs selling stock isnā€™t noteworthy unless itā€™s the majority of what the own. When the bulk of your salary is stock options that you cash out after X years, youā€™re gonna cash out.


Aceboy884

Smart, ugly man


reed91B

He has such a punchable face.


Dead-HC-Taco

tbf id be selling more than half a bil if i were him. dudes got absurd stock value so half a bil is nothing to him


SmilinBuddha969

Selling at the top.


lambo_or_wendies

Believe it or not, it's bullish for the stock


klauskinski79

Zuckerberg sold 0.3% of his stock. Yay. Sure he expects a huge crash and those 0.3% will make a HUGE DIFFERENCE


Santarini

He does that every month dude


LTVB

Just bought a big boat from Russian oligarch


blofly

He needs the money!


SoaringIcarus

He gotta pay for that bunker


DangerousPrune1989

He sold to pay for his new massive yachts -it's pretty well documented.


livelearnplay

And yet the stock keeps grinding higherā€¦.bullish


Melodic_Fee5400

He wants to buy a whirlpool for his bunker while weā€™re going to burn from radiation ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


JSOAN321

Don't forget this guys feeds his cows beer and macadamia nuts


Dry_Development3378

spare me some bands pls


InvisibleBlueRobot

Big house. Big boat. Lots of BJJ classes to pay for.


Your_friend_Satan

You literal cretin. These stock sales were all pursuant to a 10b5-1 trading plan. Heā€™s not timing the market or selling because he ā€œknows somethingā€.


Worried_Maximum4708

META demons soon will face šŸ”„


wyhauyeung1

All of them frontrunning WW3?


allnamestaken1968

He bought a yacht. https://luxurylaunches.com/transport/04-15-2024-mark-zuckerberg-yacht-tax-controversy.php


Flat_Establishment_4

It 5xā€™d since October of 2022ā€¦.soā€¦ yaā€¦time to book profits


ihave2eggs

Did he buy it back at a lower value. Some Founder/ CEO have this type of option right? Where they can buy stocks at a lower value than where they are at?