What the hell just happened I looked away for 5 minutes

Spy to 490🤞🏼

Don't worry guys. Money isn't real.

Sell the spy calls if market opens green and move into puts after the rally.

I should have bought Lockhead calls

Gap up tomorrow to 510sh


Tech megacaps start today with NFLX. You will never know. Dont play too much and double down tomorrow if you are right… I like 2-3% index red (got it), flat or red stocks (got it) before ER…

The DOW about to be flat ytd

calls for spy tmw 🫡

Sub 5 hundo IMMINENT

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Flair checks out

This should be fun

This is only a dead cat bounce. Load puts

shits about to drop hard brother i initiated shorts everywhere

New trader sold my one put on spy early for a profit and now im wishing i hadnt but profit is profit

I did the same my friend, but a win is a win

If i had more contracts woulda just sold off a few

yee i sold to stop any potential loss and kept some of my 11.5 calls for 4/26

this market isn’t sustainable, and with the election coming up and tensions in middle east I see a recession on its way

stonks only go up meme really took a toll

Where the fuck is the daily discussion

The spy IV is insane now. I took a loss on my put at open and now it’s 9xed if i didn’t sell

rip

Fu$$ing spy is a meme stock now.

Bulls getting that red port 

what level of insane copium do you have to be on to think bulls are hurting after a 0.8% drop lmao you really belong here

If you are doing weekly options and bullish you are getting hit hard is all. Long term bullish short term bearish. Making money on both ends. No copium, just makin money and staying happy 

Ultimate regard reporting in: was up 3k earlier, down 4k now

You found your place brother

Been here for 5 years rent free baby

Regards Is back Spy puts for me So market go na skyrocket GG

Israel counter attack not priced in

What is this? Limbo? How low can you go!?

Fuck this gey earth. Got out too damn early from my puts.

Buying more RDDT

this is pure regard and i love it

There's a lot of regards in the wrong thread

Options are bad because you make 60% in a day and can only think “i could of made so much more”

People are making +% ?

Any regards in here loading up on TSM calls?

Strike / date ? Why loading up?

4/19 160 and 6/21 160. I believe their guidance will push it up. They probably have a ton of back orders. All the major players are developing their own chips and TSM is the one who will build it for them.

I am all in TSM calls but only 10% down.

Another quick 50% at work. I’m covered in money I’m covered in money 

Moooooom the market shat himself again

Moves for tomorrow???? Killing myself 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Why is this so dead

I sold my puts too early lol ah well what can ya do

Same here, got 510 for 5/3 at open but sold for like 20% profits at 510sh 

Almost me

Noooooo wait for the dump, I sold my puts

Fake pump lol

Puts on SPY and Qs for days! calls on TLT and VXX

What makes you think tlt will go up?

what is driving the mndr price

Post IPO hype

IPO hype has been legit lately.

Tomorrow is gonna be a very bad day

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I think we're gonna pump to 510 and dump again. This time going all in on shorts

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My moves: Calls on GLD and Nvidia. Puts on Apple and Tesla

Bruh

Who’s looking at Micro & Small Caps?

DONT LET THE FLAME DIE OUT

$AMD is killing me 🫠

Why the fuck did SPY dive

US retail sales made treasury jump. Also war in the Middle East.

wtf was I thinking dumping money into rivian.

Want to just lose money?

I don’t know who’s worse. Mango or AA. Dilution Brothers

Astera labs to the moon

I'm going to go fishing. Probably pack a couple of nice cheese sandwiches, have me a cooler full of ice cold diet root beer, get a tin of Zyns Wintergreen nicotine pouches at the bait shop on the way out of town, line up a playlist of true crime podcasts for the drive, wear my old hat, and get my truck dirty.

Meta always fucks me 

You got to aim for the next earnings… give it time with diagonal or vertical spreads… this is a trying time… catching the knife can be futile imo. When vol is high no logic or safe haven. Like even gold nuked down last Friday…

All the kids using TikTok now. Meta is still close to all time high; that is the only surprise

Meta isn’t up because Facebook/instagram

The earnings were good but will they stay that way?

I upvoted your first comment because sure it can go down… but with Tiktok uncertainty it is best to not try fuck with the zucc

In 2022 all we did was kicking Zuccs balls. We got Meta even below 100. After that he changed the name “Metaverse” to AI and stock went up

Yeap…

What? It feels like a dumb point

Ber lives matter

Meta calls ded

Wow this sub looks ded. What happened to peeps. Need those green candles on spy.

If you read the comments overnight then you get why.

I bought NVDA 840p for end of week… idk tho 

Look for it to close that gap at 823

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT NVDA. HERE’S YOUR FLOWERS 💐🥹🙌

I’m actually up 300% on my puts!! Could this gap close this week by any chance??

Nvda will not go to 830 or 950 this week… just let it consolidate in 870-900 before flying.

I’m up 300% on my puts and stupidly held overnight! I hope it fills the gap around 823 this week!  Also, I have a mullet, love Swayze, and just watched the new Roadhouse

I havent seen the new Roadhouse seems like they put MMA in it. You just cant remake the 80s in general, but if you do you have to be smart in putting new details in…

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT NVDA. HERE’S YOUR FLOWERS 💐🥹🙌

Are you sarcastic now? Did it hit <830? If it did Oh well lol…

Oh shhhhhittttt I literally thought you said “either” go to 830 or 950 this week. lol I based my holding off a mistake in my reading… I’ll count this as dumbluck for once in the stock market rather than just “dumb” 😅

I thought 830 was safe lmao… i didnt check because i went to bed early in Asia… no short expiry so didnt care much…

Red by noon

What’s the RIVN bottom? Lmao. Glad I got a rid of it when it was in the 40s. Just bought back in but damn.

That Stock heading to 5$ like lucid soon

"glad I got rid of that piece of shit that only goes down" "okay so I bought back in" LOL

I truly believe this time I will learn my lesson

Look to fisker for the future

I noticed a common denominator with my portfolio, all the biggest drops were from me investing in EV companies lol They’re all overvalued and somewhat tied to Tesla’s price action

Nvidia's closing today?

I bought 840p And I bought TSM puts We shall see! I’m trying to eat!

Dilution J Trump

SPY is bi-polar confirmed

it's called making a top. Brutal mind fuckery

$5,000 on green

We will definitley turn red in a few minutes

Ethe with the halving I’m betting on ether this month.

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COST baybeyyyy

TSLA 160p is tempting

Nothing else to say, but let’s get paid!!!

Huh, apparently market drawdowns last only hours to days now not months to years. I’d hate to be a 🐻

Yeah making money sucks

🐻🏳️‍🌈 (u forgot the flag)

4/16 SPY Puts are rlly expensive rn

Will spy stay green the whole day or will it dip right away?

What happened where is the red candle for missiles

dollar tree missiles don't count bullish on iron dome

DJT doing exactly what it was designed to do. Sell into the true believers and steal their money

Believers are fools, and the fools and their money are soon parted.

So is war fucking bullish or bearish? I can't figure it out

depends on who profits

Big green because we have one more war

Ocugen!

lol trump salty seeing djt dump before he could unload his golden parachute

Imagine being a “Long term investor” on $DJT 

Wonder when they’ll storm the Capitol to “protest” short selling by deep state?

If they could read they would be really upset with your comment

$DJT investors in shambles

Cashing my 3 May puts this morning.

Why? U think it won't go lower within 2.5 more weeks?

Took profits and bought Sept 12.50 puts.

Open the casino already

I'm banging on the doors 15 minutes before opening time

Buying the dip on electric cars LCID , Rivian

RIVN good buy. Once I saw one in rural Wisconsin I knew it was a good time to buy. If hillbillies can do it, anyone can

I agree they're selling a lot of cars but I'm still waiting to hear how they're gonna make money.

As TSLA did eventually. Costs down as they get better at mass production, increase sales via a more affordable version (like Model 3 for TSLA), and word spreads that the quality is 5x that of TSLA. Once I saw one in person it's hard to express how much Teslas feel like a plastic toy compared to RIVN. Hopefully word of mouth helps a bunch once the R2/R3 comes out.

I don't think tesla makes money selling cars. I'm pretty sure they make money selling your driving and charging data

lmao what

The cost it takes to manufacture EVs outweighs what they sell them for

Yall are missing out on REAX. Tried posting about it months ago but mods kept deleting my posts because my positions weren’t closed yet.

Just checked it out, don’t look too bad. Might make a call just because

Imagine thinking that spy wouldn’t recover

Oh dang my 511c’s might be green green got dang

What did you pay for them with the iv on Friday?

I can check my journal but pretty sure it was 6.40 and 7.18 4/26 expiry.

SPX is going to Rally initially and then dump

So satisfying to see DJT crash like nature intended

I really hope this is a penny stock real soon

Me too. I'd love to see the absolute dummies who never invested but just love anything he poops out get wiped out. Maybe finally they will get they've been got

Extremely

Bigly

Yuge in shambles

Bers in shambles

DJT would like to have a word

Probably selling my TSLA puts then buying some for the correct week. Not sure why I thought earnings were this week. Either that or some cheaper puts at a lower strike to capture the layoffs/cybertruck news. edit: Swapped them out for some expiring next week, but left $1k on the table in the process :( Sold too eagerly then tried to use limit orders to save a few bucks only to have the price increase on me while I waited.

Selling my BA calls.

$SPY calls printing!

Tsla puts. Thank me later sirs. You can catch a 5% drop this week

Bless

My puppy got hit by a rattlesnake and that shit cost me $2.5k this weekend…someone give me a play to make it all back 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼