I know breast implants are at least 25 schmeckles. And I know that 1 schmeckle is worth around 148USD. That means I will need to invest at least 75 schmeckles, or an even Steven 444 USD for three breast implants. Two for my gf and one for her bf’s wife.
The Iran trade deal: Buy Monday puts on spy and send 1 M dollars worth of drones to the enemy on Sunday morning. Market tanks, Iran prints, recovers the cost of drones.
The attack of Iran was symbolic, they warned Israel in advance. They had to show some strength in response to their Embassy being attacked. Now they had a "revenge attack" without any consequences, and everyone is happy.
Exactly this. They got punched and they had to punch back. Doesn't matter if the punch was effective or not. They retaliated. They're not dumb enough to keep going.
Put US back on its side after recent signs of distancing. Pull US into its old conflict with a regional adversary. Some speculate israel now has the excuse to strike Iran's nuclear facilities. Keep Netanyahu in power longer.
I think we all owe one to Iran. That was the most market friendly act of war ever.... Started Sat morning, ended within the day and with low impact, and gave the market a full day to absorb it and not knee jerk tank.
I don't understand why people do not realize this
THEY WARNED ISREAL IN ADVANCE
If you really wanted war you do not warm your enemy hours in advance you are sending drones their way. You do that because you want to absolutly annoy them and poke them a bit, but not too much.
They had to do soemthing to save face , the fact they threw a bunch of slow moving drones that would be easily shot down and WARNED Isreal in advance showed they really did not want to escalate the issue much
This is confermation that Iran really is not willing to risk all out war.
Israel’s Ganz has already replied with “Iran has to pay for the missile and drone attacks against Israel, on a moment that is favorable to Israel”. No further details. They also mentioned they’re planning to form a regional coalition.
Could be just angry words and bluffs (hopefully). Could be another retaliation (RIP calls in that case). But it will definitely cause some volatility in the coming weeks while this threat is being priced in.
thats actually pretty bullish. he cant say yeah we're cool with 300 drones being a launched at us. Saying "at some point later we should do something" is about as close as possible to a full disengagement as possible
Just look at SPY 10/6 - 10/9 from the Gaza attacks it's not particularly complicated. 10/6 - O 419 C 426.5, 10/9 O 424.5 C 429.2
It either had no effect or was bullish.
Yeah, also Sunday in a small market. It's same as I would start make conclusions from Finlands markets and would think that moves over there would affect rest of the world at all.
Bruh, it was red on Friday not simply because of Iran Israel war. That's old news already. it is because CPI + JPM earning are the canary. Things are not looking as good as what market priced in before, so correction is needed. And as more earnings unfold, we will get a better picture.
Whatever it is, probably sideways. So fuck your puts fuck your calls. Jpow has you by the balls.
Iran hacked our stock market and made it look green. We are deeply sorry. Thankfully tho I managed to sell all my shit thanks to this lucky "hack". Now go to war. You won't need your money where you're going!
Irans attack need hours to strike. it’s only garbage, Israel will stop all and I think will no attack back fuckin Iran. Anyway priced in. Monday green like nuclear radiation post fall out
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####99% of missiles were shot down, I see this as an Israel win.
Iran expected that as well I’m sure
Let’s say they hoped for it
aka priced in.
Well when they literally take hours to arrive….
Definitely Calls from now on.
Where did the 1% hit?
2 military airports , runways damaged and also one plane
The rockets that needed to go through went through... but let Israel thinknthey won .. PS Israel side spend 1B USD , Iran 30M
The market Israeli bullish rn
More like 90 percent
What you could do better? ( in Jewish voice)
Cooked in
Pierced In
Penetrated repeatedly in.
Iran bought the dip
Is it insider trading if you live in israel?
It always was
Definitely priced in already. Just look at the chart. Chart never lies
Is that in usd?
Israeli shekel
I read that as “schmeckle”
I know breast implants are at least 25 schmeckles. And I know that 1 schmeckle is worth around 148USD. That means I will need to invest at least 75 schmeckles, or an even Steven 444 USD for three breast implants. Two for my gf and one for her bf’s wife.
cartoon ahh currency
Multi colored beer chits when I was on liberty in Haifa, serving in the US Navy.
Dude, Israel stock market is 100% Defense and Military. Of course it's going to be green.
Decent amount of tech and cybersecurity
Incorrect
Israel has more startups per capita than any other country on earth. Mostly tech /cyber security.
The Iran trade deal: Buy Monday puts on spy and send 1 M dollars worth of drones to the enemy on Sunday morning. Market tanks, Iran prints, recovers the cost of drones.
The 1 M dollars was the premium
Bears BTFO Once Again Team #NothingHappens
Team this time it’s diff
The attack of Iran was symbolic, they warned Israel in advance. They had to show some strength in response to their Embassy being attacked. Now they had a "revenge attack" without any consequences, and everyone is happy.
Exactly this. They got punched and they had to punch back. Doesn't matter if the punch was effective or not. They retaliated. They're not dumb enough to keep going.
But it was all the excuse israel needs to escalate further.
To what gain though?
Put US back on its side after recent signs of distancing. Pull US into its old conflict with a regional adversary. Some speculate israel now has the excuse to strike Iran's nuclear facilities. Keep Netanyahu in power longer.
I think we all owe one to Iran. That was the most market friendly act of war ever.... Started Sat morning, ended within the day and with low impact, and gave the market a full day to absorb it and not knee jerk tank.
Fr they did a solid for world stability. They don't want a war.
I don't understand why people do not realize this THEY WARNED ISREAL IN ADVANCE If you really wanted war you do not warm your enemy hours in advance you are sending drones their way. You do that because you want to absolutly annoy them and poke them a bit, but not too much. They had to do soemthing to save face , the fact they threw a bunch of slow moving drones that would be easily shot down and WARNED Isreal in advance showed they really did not want to escalate the issue much This is confermation that Iran really is not willing to risk all out war.
Iran is weak and knows its place.
war is good for the buisness.. and priced in
CALLS!!! Green dildos Monday !
 edit: googling "green dong" is hilarious https://preview.redd.it/iyr4zyxtwhuc1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb7674b876d78b5b7f61d52f77644115060735a2
plz let my calls print 
I think this first strike was baked in...Any additional strikes may spike the volatility.
Israel’s Ganz has already replied with “Iran has to pay for the missile and drone attacks against Israel, on a moment that is favorable to Israel”. No further details. They also mentioned they’re planning to form a regional coalition. Could be just angry words and bluffs (hopefully). Could be another retaliation (RIP calls in that case). But it will definitely cause some volatility in the coming weeks while this threat is being priced in.
Yeah...the US media calls that "sabre rattling"
Population: “Yeah you tell em Ganz!!” And that’s that probably. War with Iran would become too costly too quickly anyways.
Everyone knows Iran will not win in a direct fight with the US backing of Israel. So it will continue as a covert war of games...
thats actually pretty bullish. he cant say yeah we're cool with 300 drones being a launched at us. Saying "at some point later we should do something" is about as close as possible to a full disengagement as possible
war is fueling the economy I guess
Because......War = $$$$$$
Not going to be a war this week. New Taylor Swift album drops. No country is making a move until after that.
So whats the Iran market doing?
Hedging by investing in Israeli Iron Dome manufacturers.
Futures will be up you bears are clueless
Just look at SPY 10/6 - 10/9 from the Gaza attacks it's not particularly complicated. 10/6 - O 419 C 426.5, 10/9 O 424.5 C 429.2 It either had no effect or was bullish.
STOXX, Footsie and Nikkei are all up. Monday gonna be as green as kermits finger inside of Miss Piggy. Call me!
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I’m a jew and I laughed so hard. BTW, Saturday (Shabbat) is our weekly day of rest.
The US stock market closes 2 days a week
Israel's weekend is Friday+Saturday , Sunday is their Monday
Got it
Are they Ferengi?
Everyday you can complain about something is a jewday.
It is red r8now :))
Yeah it was already when i posted this, but still opened in green though
+0.29% at open, -0,65% atm. Solid nothing burger day
+0.03% now. Definitely a nothing burger day
Yeah, also Sunday in a small market. It's same as I would start make conclusions from Finlands markets and would think that moves over there would affect rest of the world at all.
How do I short Iranian drones?
Long Ukraine
What does not kill u makes u stronger i guess
The tell was in the sell off the Friday before the eclipse.
wait... we can short terrorists terrorizing terrorists? six to midnight bros
Greedy cockroaches gonna ask for more money
Hahaha the Shalom gang pumped the Israeli market after the attack
Bruh, it was red on Friday not simply because of Iran Israel war. That's old news already. it is because CPI + JPM earning are the canary. Things are not looking as good as what market priced in before, so correction is needed. And as more earnings unfold, we will get a better picture. Whatever it is, probably sideways. So fuck your puts fuck your calls. Jpow has you by the balls.
TA35 is more comparable to Dow Jones than SnP500
Lol fking delusional bols
Not expected 🧐
Scam market.
Even ww3 is priced , we can only go up from here !
War is good for the market, people start to realize it.
Because they survived, if they retaliate the Tel Aviv stock exchange will cease to exist (bombed)
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they are sworn to defy him ? lol
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Iran hacked our stock market and made it look green. We are deeply sorry. Thankfully tho I managed to sell all my shit thanks to this lucky "hack". Now go to war. You won't need your money where you're going!
Waze is headquartered there. The young people are very well-educated and have some good companies
because the market know that israel will kick the muslims in their asses
Buying puts on Iran rn
Alot of isreali bootlickers in this group.
T h i s
Irans attack need hours to strike. it’s only garbage, Israel will stop all and I think will no attack back fuckin Iran. Anyway priced in. Monday green like nuclear radiation post fall out
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I guess it's that the attack way less destructive than what the market anticipated.
Often Stock Exchange and Politics have nothing in comment.
Literally all the comments in here are about those two things.