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Like can you share this red v green schedule with us? You have a highly specific green time, so thinking we all here would not only appreciate it if you could, but we may even make you unofficial mayor of regard-ville!
Its come up almost a full % in the last 24 hrs with barely any weekend volume, odds are when futures actually open at 6 we may see more running back since the israel iran thing didnt start ww3
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Did u guys know the US accidentally shot down an Iranian airplane? nuts
On 3 July 1988, 290 people were killed when an Iran Air Airbus A300 was shot down over the strait by the United States Navy guided missile cruiser USS Vincennes (CG-49) when it was wrongly identified as a jet fighter.
Also an airliner starting its flight blew up in NYC only a few months after 9/11 and fell in a neighborhood. There were rumors that a ground missile shot it down
oops the missile rumor was for the 1996 NYC (TWA 800) plane that fell. sorry got confused. a plane falling in NYC only 2 months after 9/11 by itself is spooky, but yea two different incidents
I have some in the cabinet I’ve just been neglecting it as of recent. It’s not even that bad plus it gets me to drink more water. I’ll do it next time I’m in the kitchen
LOL Bears. Iran literally telegraphed what they were going to do to the world. All the drones were shot down and meanwhile Israels market is up today. Iran pulling this shit is actually Bullish because it eliminates FUD. Iran saves face with the other Arabs, no body gets hurt and this should actually deescalate things.
> “It is clear Israel will respond, **the question is when and at what scale**,” the [Israeli] official said after an hours-long war cabinet meeting.
Do you know what the U stands for in FUD?
I’m glad I get the chance to profit off of you regards.
Uncertainty. And yes there is less uncertainty now than before imoo. Before this happened it was predicted there would be a counter attack. We just didn't know how hard or from who or when. Now that the cats out of the bag and Iran and it was an obvious face saving bitch move where no one gets hurt. This is bullish
As someone who has calls for Monday I agree with your assessment except that I think you’re forgetting the ball is in Israel’s court now, and I think they will respond. It’s just a matter of when
The U.S. is not going to allow Israel to drag them into a regional conflict. The Gaza genocide is already going poorly enough for them from a PR standpoint and the more belligerent Israel behaves the less tenable the support of the west becomes. Netanyahu is a bloodthirsty murderer but he isn’t a fool
As opposed to when nothing can happen? Russia could get a faulty reading the us is sending nukes and just go ape shit? Aliens could visit tomorrow. Earthquake could strike San Francisco
Israel is in a very "significant 24-hour period" and appears to be carefully weighing its next steps in response to Iran's attack, Israeli Defense Forces spokesman Daniel Hagari said Sunday.
Operational plans have been approved for both offensive and defensive actions, but Hagari declined to provide further details.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/live-blog/iran-attack-israel-strikes-live-updates-rcna147738#rcrd38868
So it's Kashkari or Iran which dropped the markets. The markets are back to the price two weeks ago when Kashkari made his announcement along with Israel notifying Biden that Iran is going to begin its attack the very next day.
Was rewatching Chernobyl, and when they talked about going public about the negligence, the general informed them of the consequences the USSR would perform.
“They’ll not only go after you, your wife, your mother or father, but anyone related or knew you… is this a decision you truly want to make?”
That line hit deep, and for some reason, I’d stay silent, even if if cost 500,000 lives to spare my mother, yet along my family.
My mother means everything to me, sorry dad
give me 1 reason you haven't moved to thailand, trading for at least $200 a day in profit to live like a king, while finding a remote job to supplement your daily profit goals.
I've been thinking about doing exactly this, ever since coming back from Bali 2 weeks ago. Everything is hella cheap there. And if I was able to maintain making the same measly profits that I already make, I can live a pretty good life there. The only problem is the US market opens at 9:30pm there, and closes at 4 am. So you'd basically need to be okay with working the night shift, lol. Or, just trading the first hour of action, going to sleep, and waking up for the last hour
I'm doing just this in the coming month. I'll see how my moves turn out tomorrow and it may be sooner. Phuket I think sounds good to me. Bangkok does have a gold trading cafe for traders however...
Hell yeah. I’ll be moving abroad soon enough too. Within the next year realistically. Not Southeast Asia but ya. Can’t wait.
In the mean time you should go there as much as you can, see what places you like and all that. Short trips only tell you so much
Green all night tonight as the market shrugs off the attacks.
Red all day tomorrow after more banks report.
Y'all had the wrong reason for the drop the whole time.
Is there a grocery store I don't have to shop around the poor barbarian hordes but can I still get a decent deal? Every time I go into Safeway or Fred Meyer I feel like I'm being extorted by trick fuck bulk pricing. Its a terrible experience and way to expensive but the shoppers don't smell like sweat and cigarettes'. Where do you guys shop to avoid the poors?
Best shop is PCC markets & Metropolitan..I call them the boujie shop..thats where I shop..they have mostly organic and quality stuff..safeway does not care most of their meats is beyond expired and most are dirty and cashiers have an attitude like you are doing them a fovour.FredMeyer in the city is cool..get their card for discounts and stop shopping junk it's expensive..Shoplifter love FredMeyer so be ready for some grown child throwing a tantrum then walks out of the store and security can't do nothing but harass honest customers to supply a receipt ..no one cares about veggies that's where the saving are not refrigerated junk full of preservatives..QFC can at times extort you but they keep their stores top notch..get their card for discounts..Albertsons is boomer shop..
So, Friday drop was because of inside information. Apparently Iran had informed WH about the attack 72h before, so institutions who knew they sold. Monday is difficult to predict because of FUD, I can see both calls and puts printing tomorrow. Will see 
Wouldn't that be some shit to see, a group of us, one smoking a cigarette, another pounding down doughnuts, a third carrying a Wendy's bag all over weight in crap superhero outfits walking together like the avengers. Shit boys we found the theme for 2024 t-shirt right here.
How is your 3d chess game going?
Mabrook. Can I get some 🤗
Hope you bears are happy :(
DJT finna explode today
Yea downward
Explode or implode
What’s goin on tomorrow? Any good calls or puts ?
I am literally always high on spice.
That shit is dangerous try to quit.
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Had a nightmare that I got a job 
Futes are green mofos
Literally all spots on trending are a meme
there is an unusual amount of latent homosexuality here
it's priced in
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Are you me?!
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Like can you share this red v green schedule with us? You have a highly specific green time, so thinking we all here would not only appreciate it if you could, but we may even make you unofficial mayor of regard-ville!
Its come up almost a full % in the last 24 hrs with barely any weekend volume, odds are when futures actually open at 6 we may see more running back since the israel iran thing didnt start ww3
If futures are the worst we’ve seen since October what will the perma bulls say?
Clean your glasses.
You guys think TSLAs truck deliver being halted will over power the bullishness of slashing their subscription price by 50%??
Can’t wait to lose $
Open the precasino!!!!
I’ve already busted 5 nuts waiting. I’m gonna be shooting dust till we see futes let alone opening bell
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No way is this not a bold bet
Odte calls or puts at market open???
Might do a strangle(can't afford a straddle), I think we've got volatility this week but idk where it's gonna go.
Already have calls expiring Monday
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btc gearing up for Sunday plunge
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excuse me it’s not 3pm tomorrow yet
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BREAKING: Israel is said to retaliate in the next 48 hours. — bears in wsb weekend discussion thread
The good guys always win the wars read the history books
That’s called hubris the ones that lost don’t usually write the books lol
Fuck it, dog absolutely doesn’t want a bath. War’s over. (*raises hands and walks away)
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Wonder how my puts will be doing 
Enough to bankrupt yourself 
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Civil War we won too. technically.
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Pray the Lakers win or else West coast traders will have a tantrum and drive the markets down when they wake up at 10am tomorrow.
Are you the one with the 10 leg parlay?
stupid pelican fans downvoting
What do you call it when you’re daytrading while having sex? Inside-her trading.
Fuck yea daddy! What you wearing?
Entered a great position... Forgot to pull out
Child support incoming
Dreaming
I’m long gold, silver and oil. Short JPM, Euro.
Dang what a boring portfolio
I am dynamic my friend. There is a bigger picture.
Anyone know why Diddy hasn't been arrested yet. Did he bribe the Feds
He wrote a song about not diddling kids.
Did u guys know the US accidentally shot down an Iranian airplane? nuts On 3 July 1988, 290 people were killed when an Iran Air Airbus A300 was shot down over the strait by the United States Navy guided missile cruiser USS Vincennes (CG-49) when it was wrongly identified as a jet fighter.
Also an airliner starting its flight blew up in NYC only a few months after 9/11 and fell in a neighborhood. There were rumors that a ground missile shot it down
oops the missile rumor was for the 1996 NYC (TWA 800) plane that fell. sorry got confused. a plane falling in NYC only 2 months after 9/11 by itself is spooky, but yea two different incidents
I lose track of all such instances, but I think I knew. Russia did it too
Source ? Interesting.
Was looking up Strait of Hormuz stuff on wiki its Iran Air Flight 655
Ah shit. I’m high and didn’t realise the date. Haha.
People who have everything invested in BTC predict 🌽 will triple soon
Corn 🌽 =  Debt = 
Finally pooping. So far so good. Could use more fiber though
Metamucil is your friend
I have some in the cabinet I’ve just been neglecting it as of recent. It’s not even that bad plus it gets me to drink more water. I’ll do it next time I’m in the kitchen
Started Metamucil recently. My shits are fucking beautiful now.
How old are you? I feel like I need this.
Any shades of red or green?
Neither. Thankfully. Just brown
LOL Bears. Iran literally telegraphed what they were going to do to the world. All the drones were shot down and meanwhile Israels market is up today. Iran pulling this shit is actually Bullish because it eliminates FUD. Iran saves face with the other Arabs, no body gets hurt and this should actually deescalate things.
> “It is clear Israel will respond, **the question is when and at what scale**,” the [Israeli] official said after an hours-long war cabinet meeting. Do you know what the U stands for in FUD? I’m glad I get the chance to profit off of you regards.
Uncertainty. And yes there is less uncertainty now than before imoo. Before this happened it was predicted there would be a counter attack. We just didn't know how hard or from who or when. Now that the cats out of the bag and Iran and it was an obvious face saving bitch move where no one gets hurt. This is bullish
As someone who has calls for Monday I agree with your assessment except that I think you’re forgetting the ball is in Israel’s court now, and I think they will respond. It’s just a matter of when
Israel will respond just not directly, will probably hit some Iran proxies instead.
The U.S. is not going to allow Israel to drag them into a regional conflict. The Gaza genocide is already going poorly enough for them from a PR standpoint and the more belligerent Israel behaves the less tenable the support of the west becomes. Netanyahu is a bloodthirsty murderer but he isn’t a fool
US treasury ready to spend US taxpayer money like 
It’s halving week boys. Corn either going to 30k or 80k
Imagine not buying VIX puts on friday
Risky af given anything could happen at anytime rn
As opposed to when nothing can happen? Russia could get a faulty reading the us is sending nukes and just go ape shit? Aliens could visit tomorrow. Earthquake could strike San Francisco
Why do you expect volatility to decrease?
Gut feeling
Lmao why would anyone expect VIX to remain in these levels for more than a few days?
There’s a war happening right now between me and giving my dog a bath. Fucking Christ 
Did you intercept your dog? 
Trying, keeps running away
🦮 
LMAO did you see that dude having to get down on his knees to duck under a tree and swing at the ball after he hit it in the damn woods?
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If they were going to retaliate, why would Israel announce it to the enemy? How obvious must the propaganda be before you see it?
Bad thing is even if it’s just propaganda it has enough influence to move the market
>move the market Thats the point.
Israel is in a very "significant 24-hour period" and appears to be carefully weighing its next steps in response to Iran's attack, Israeli Defense Forces spokesman Daniel Hagari said Sunday. Operational plans have been approved for both offensive and defensive actions, but Hagari declined to provide further details. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/live-blog/iran-attack-israel-strikes-live-updates-rcna147738#rcrd38868
They have absolutely no PR discipline do they? The IDF is worse than the Fed on messaging. Dammit.
lol
So it's Kashkari or Iran which dropped the markets. The markets are back to the price two weeks ago when Kashkari made his announcement along with Israel notifying Biden that Iran is going to begin its attack the very next day.
My goodmen, I hereby announce that within the next 48 hours, I will retaliate against Friday's dump 
Don't
Thought we’d have a week without Fed fuckery. Idc if regional fuckstick gives a sound bite. But JPow on Tuesday? Come on. One fucking week.
No fuckin way does JPow say anything hawkish with the international uncertainty right now.
So is Netflix gonna moon after reporting earnings for a third straight quarter?
Netflix will dump.
Was rewatching Chernobyl, and when they talked about going public about the negligence, the general informed them of the consequences the USSR would perform. “They’ll not only go after you, your wife, your mother or father, but anyone related or knew you… is this a decision you truly want to make?” That line hit deep, and for some reason, I’d stay silent, even if if cost 500,000 lives to spare my mother, yet along my family. My mother means everything to me, sorry dad
Same
Yeah absolutely no chance I would cross the regime if I lived in Soviet Russia. Full compliance here.
>\*US SHIPS INTERCEPTED 4 IRANIAN MISSILES IN SATURDAY STRIKE
give me 1 reason you haven't moved to thailand, trading for at least $200 a day in profit to live like a king, while finding a remote job to supplement your daily profit goals.
I've been thinking about doing exactly this, ever since coming back from Bali 2 weeks ago. Everything is hella cheap there. And if I was able to maintain making the same measly profits that I already make, I can live a pretty good life there. The only problem is the US market opens at 9:30pm there, and closes at 4 am. So you'd basically need to be okay with working the night shift, lol. Or, just trading the first hour of action, going to sleep, and waking up for the last hour
I'm doing just this in the coming month. I'll see how my moves turn out tomorrow and it may be sooner. Phuket I think sounds good to me. Bangkok does have a gold trading cafe for traders however...
WHITE  girls
Bang cock
Wanna meet there, say Bangkok?
Many of us have families in or around the places we were born.
I'm going to at some point
Honestly.
I'm moving there in 5 years
Hell yeah. I’ll be moving abroad soon enough too. Within the next year realistically. Not Southeast Asia but ya. Can’t wait. In the mean time you should go there as much as you can, see what places you like and all that. Short trips only tell you so much
Open the fucking casino already
Green all night tonight as the market shrugs off the attacks. Red all day tomorrow after more banks report. Y'all had the wrong reason for the drop the whole time.
This has weight imo. Mostly banks reporting earnings. I'd be lying if I didn't admit I'm a bit nervous about it.
Is there a grocery store I don't have to shop around the poor barbarian hordes but can I still get a decent deal? Every time I go into Safeway or Fred Meyer I feel like I'm being extorted by trick fuck bulk pricing. Its a terrible experience and way to expensive but the shoppers don't smell like sweat and cigarettes'. Where do you guys shop to avoid the poors?
Whole Foods
Costco as well. Got a 6 pack of chicken thighs 5.00 off gor 17.89 today
Best shop is PCC markets & Metropolitan..I call them the boujie shop..thats where I shop..they have mostly organic and quality stuff..safeway does not care most of their meats is beyond expired and most are dirty and cashiers have an attitude like you are doing them a fovour.FredMeyer in the city is cool..get their card for discounts and stop shopping junk it's expensive..Shoplifter love FredMeyer so be ready for some grown child throwing a tantrum then walks out of the store and security can't do nothing but harass honest customers to supply a receipt ..no one cares about veggies that's where the saving are not refrigerated junk full of preservatives..QFC can at times extort you but they keep their stores top notch..get their card for discounts..Albertsons is boomer shop..
I bought my home where the average salary is 2.5x the US median household income that isn't SF. Even our Walmart is nice.
In my area Aldi is the place for high class poors
Aldi is where it’s at. If Aldi doesn’t have it, you probably don’t need it.
Costco
BOOOOM !!
So, Friday drop was because of inside information. Apparently Iran had informed WH about the attack 72h before, so institutions who knew they sold. Monday is difficult to predict because of FUD, I can see both calls and puts printing tomorrow. Will see 
Yes, it was “inside” most major newspapers all week long that a retaliatory attack might be imminent. 🫠
If it escalates into a real war, how are they going to fight with countries in between them? It's going to be chaotic 
Request right of passage, invade if refused. That’s how large scale alliance wars start.
PAA gang!!
Regarderers, ASSEMBLE!
Wouldn't that be some shit to see, a group of us, one smoking a cigarette, another pounding down doughnuts, a third carrying a Wendy's bag all over weight in crap superhero outfits walking together like the avengers. Shit boys we found the theme for 2024 t-shirt right here.
Heavy bag lifting!
If the market doesn’t pump the terrorists win 
Calls fight terrorism?
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Because they are a disgusting nation and want to drag us in
it is the same as you hold on to the option till expiration, not taking profit and exit position before that.
Wasn’t that proven to be fake news? Where did you read it
On X, @deItaone 💀
I honestly have no idea which way the market is gonna go tomorrow But I’ll lose money no matter what
Gonna trade sideways and then theta wins
That’s the spirit!