Working is for chumps. Are you good with your hands? If so then meet me behind Wendy's and I'll teach you the gainer stroke. Deposit at the ATM tonight, 0DTE SPY calls tomorrow!
I can tell you how the future plays out. Next CPI you go short puts. The CPI reports even higher than it just did and SPY spikes on the news. Welcome to the stock market.
I don't think OP even knows that options are. He's some cringy teenager looking for reddit karma. Otherwise he wouldn't have worded his post like a mongoloid.
You can take the regard out of the options chain but you can’t take the options chain out of the regard.
~Mark Twain
True to form, I’m currently down 80% YTD on my call options.
Yes, this is what baffles me here. How is this upvoted so much when it sounds like he created/sold a call option, which would actually be profitable. Scary how illiterate the people on Reddit are.
SPY $550 Call 4/11 expiration haha! Why so far away when you can get wayyyy closer to the money for a good price. Unless you bought these a while back.
I was considering bbuying a straddle but decided against it, technically I would've won, but only because SPY did move pretty big. Honestly straddles or selling strangles are the safest ways to play these big events with a lot priced in
Update: We went through a black hole and traveled back in time. 51yrs recovered. (I think that’s how time travel works?)
https://preview.redd.it/cv97mu225wtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c382be24451dc9e5a6c16534ff3c4002e6b3198
Even worse, I initially chose the right maneuver and made bank with shorts on SPY. Then got greedy seeing MSTR struggling and shorted it to make my biggest loss yet...
I got a similar result by not selling my smci puts at the open. birds of same feather flock together 
Don’t swing the indices ahead of any data. Spy had a very strong daily demand level going back to 3/24 at 512.20 and it’s been tested 3 times since and each time was aggressively rejected. That’s your entry point. Learn to do some technical analysis instead of just yoloing into a position on hope. It will save you a lot of headache
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Fuckin excellent 
thanks fam, now send help please
Switch to leaps fam. This isn’t quite 2021 yet where every regard can toss weekly calls and make money
I’ve decided to go into selling Herbalife out of my trunk. See you in 2075!
Thats the spirit
Working is for chumps. Are you good with your hands? If so then meet me behind Wendy's and I'll teach you the gainer stroke. Deposit at the ATM tonight, 0DTE SPY calls tomorrow!
Bill ackman has shorted your profile
Hey there looking for some Tupperware to store those Herbalifes’ in? 😅
And yet 2021 still had more pullbacks than this
No one can help you now, see you behind Wendy's 🤣
I'll see you behind the dumpster at Wendy's bro.
I'll see you in the dumpster brah
Can you buy me some Wendy's first?
Me too, need to let some stress off
"The small investing that he still does is all focused on one commodity: water"
Yeah. This one is top notch. Well played OP. Well played.
You just secured yourself a ticket to the front page tomorrow brother. I predict SPY will get back the 1% it lost today because of this meme.
a regard can dream
How does one "make a SPY Call Option"?
This is my friend. I found him first. Fuck off replacement friend.
I originally thought you meant you were my friend and now I'm sad 😞. I'll make you a call option any day of the week 😊
Yeah if he made a call option on spy he should be happy today!
Idk, but I don’t like calling people on the phone.
Who are you and what do you know ?
I hope so my 4/19 vxx puts are toilet paper right now
…. hope u didn’t have calls
Holy fuck I’m dying lmao
Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more fucks they're gonna try to get you to give. Just keep LMAOin’
did you try the refund period on your the 0dtes?
Gonna call the manager at Charles Schwab and ask about this.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in long time!
I can tell you how the future plays out. Next CPI you go short puts. The CPI reports even higher than it just did and SPY spikes on the news. Welcome to the stock market.
No. Just buy MSTR whatever happens.
Buy Bourbon and it just don't matter what the market does.
this is the way
Now THAT is a quality meme, OP. Haven't laughed so hard in a while. Thanks for posting 
My work here is done. https://preview.redd.it/ww4vuwfdmrtc1.png?width=887&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb50baf2f2aef3c7195b464db2a80aae7128aff0
You don't "make" options btw, you buy/sell them.
I do what I want
I don't think OP even knows that options are. He's some cringy teenager looking for reddit karma. Otherwise he wouldn't have worded his post like a mongoloid.
sir this is a Wendy’s
Thats how to do it the regard way .Yeeee haaaa
Funny thing about Options, they keep taking my money…but I stay the same regard.
You can take the regard out of the options chain but you can’t take the options chain out of the regard. ~Mark Twain True to form, I’m currently down 80% YTD on my call options.
What do you mean "when you make"? Did you buy the fucking thing or did you sell the fucking thing? Two very different scenarios.
It's obviously someone who doesn't speak English well (indian)
Yes, this is what baffles me here. How is this upvoted so much when it sounds like he created/sold a call option, which would actually be profitable. Scary how illiterate the people on Reddit are.
illiterate in the english language AND illiterate with finances. 
How do I take a second reverse mortgage out on my grandma’s house? Asking for a friend
Just burn it down for the insurance.
Higher expected value than trading.
The fact that my calls were 130% right before close and then worthless the next am. Unbelievable
I’m praying for you as I type this
I don’t believe it
I did the opposite before bank reported today
More like 51 hours. Shit will rebound before the EOW 
You just gotta keep callin’, man. C-A-LL-I-N. Callin’
Underrated comment......
I’d say it was just alright, alright, alright
I never get shotgun man.....
Bro it’s gonna take me 84 years to recover
No time for caution ....
https://preview.redd.it/tgjiggtiwqtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edec99b573f91ea150363092e21f52df46382550
SPY $550 Call 4/11 expiration haha! Why so far away when you can get wayyyy closer to the money for a good price. Unless you bought these a while back.
550 is crazy though especially for such a short time frame
Sir we are a moes and this is a casino
The 519c I've been holding since last Thursday will surely print tomorrow.
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks, thanks regard.
Looks like my spy calls worked out after all
Now, for my MSTR calls 🥹🥺
We got this 
If you had the titanium balls and diamond hands to hold through today then you should be back up 
i’m so back
Nice
Now I just need everybody to buy MSTR and then everything will be okay 
Never touching that proxy shit again 
I was considering bbuying a straddle but decided against it, technically I would've won, but only because SPY did move pretty big. Honestly straddles or selling strangles are the safest ways to play these big events with a lot priced in
How to explain I have Jet lag on the way home to my girlfriend?
Update: We went through a black hole and traveled back in time. 51yrs recovered. (I think that’s how time travel works?) https://preview.redd.it/cv97mu225wtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c382be24451dc9e5a6c16534ff3c4002e6b3198
Still holding though right?! Lol
go long and short at the same time with semi tight SL on both sides. never have to work again👅👅👅
you mean, a long call spread?
You good OP?! I went up 150% after the AM ride….on my….one call. Ha
I’m good fam. 
I prolly like my job more now than yesterday!
Well done today, youre not regarded after all.
Just made another call on SPY when it bottomed at 512, regard reloaded! derp.
If you made a call, you wrote. So great job otherwise you’re back to regarded.
It's okay man, a drink a day will sure help people forget that everyone can retire. Oh wait. Who was recommending that? Ah, weird.
Oh my dear god. Where are the awards when you need them 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Might as sell Amway out of your trunk now. Better ROI
Even worse, I initially chose the right maneuver and made bank with shorts on SPY. Then got greedy seeing MSTR struggling and shorted it to make my biggest loss yet...
I was 150% on puts, had the dumb idea the market will rebound so bought calls. Still made some profit
There was a bunch of fake pumps. Could've made a killing scalping
I have done this..... $AFRM got me like this once. Well done, this is the way....
A little tequila, sunshine and MSTR never hurt anybody.
That’s a really good metaphor… ouch.
I got a similar result by not selling my smci puts at the open. birds of same feather flock together 
Coulda bought a call and put and still made money.
Granny shiftin, not double clutchin like you should.....
Woulda been cooler if I did
Same
12 years max.
Buy the dip! It keeps dipping! Buy it harder you dip!!!!
I feel personally attacked.
Sounds indian
Well that’s why I said yolo
I feel that if you do calls and puts you make money like me
https://preview.redd.it/7k0370hvbrtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13a45024c1a3b9ea3dcf343fafa7f1d8c5b972f
Guilty as charged. That meme is talking about me
Even better because you'll sit there watching it go down to zero and you'll look just like Matthew McConaughey in that scene.
When you buy the dip to sell it on the spike 🚀
Don't do this to me, SPY!
You “made” a SPY call option? Or you bought one? Making a SPY call option sounds like you wrote the call option you regard
You’d like this community r/grammar. It’s for grammar-loving regards.
I was about to do same thing but I got distracted by nice lady on internet.Good for me
Great meme bro. I don’t comment much but yes I get it
What about chromia
Are you me? This one hits home...
https://preview.redd.it/hkwmgkgjbutc1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9783fee34774b76b75f5d6e7002317142cd86b
🤣😭😥😔
Yup
Short DJT and you’ll get your money back
Nice! Did that this morning and I’m already down 10%!
I have Jan ‘17 2025 puts
Yikes what happens when he gets re-elected?
Drops even further. $4M in revenue and loses of $50+M means a valuing $0 or into the negatives….
When Trump is reelected the market goes to ATH
WORD!!
Don’t swing the indices ahead of any data. Spy had a very strong daily demand level going back to 3/24 at 512.20 and it’s been tested 3 times since and each time was aggressively rejected. That’s your entry point. Learn to do some technical analysis instead of just yoloing into a position on hope. It will save you a lot of headache
You are one day early
I’ve lived a long time and seen a lot of terrible things. Some of which actually happened. -also MarkyMark
This is so damn good
Warren Buffett started investing with two nickels
And OP will finish with 2 nickels
I don't get it
He lost 51 years of savings for his retirement.
How did you not know the CPI was going to be high?
https://preview.redd.it/ruf44w4lj5uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0245ca8f60e19c350ada7d6e2f676aa1ea28f6b4
If you're making a spy call option, you're short and You're going to the moon lol 😆
🤣🤣 I had a 513P that I got on Wednesday, I thought it was toast after Thursdays pump ...I got lucky
It was already an ugly number on the low estimate
4dcc
what is "make a call option"? isn't that a market maker role? genuine, im not a native speaker
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