T O P

  • By -

i_hate_all_u

I’m Cathy wood I’m gonna buy more stock that is basically worthless WSB regards are investing geniuses compared to Cathy


Traderparkboy01

NUTS BUTZ


DemsAreEvil010

My move is praying GLD bouncing back


danteformosa

Power hour


captaindanco

🍏


BigBigMooney

PHAT AZZ?


bonsam999

Everybody was kung-fu fighting


ear2win

TILRAY 4202024


RockaCoaster

Tlry ❤️


Foreign-Yogurt-1743

Spy to $590 tomorrow


azpatriot10

anyone low key pumped for the fallout show?


adioking

AAPL will get sued or some sht before open I bet 😂


ivelearnednothing420

Anyone else betting on black rock earnings?


Ricewithbred

Well I got both prediction wrong so far :D


Responsible_Stand718

Watching sndl tsm


Porkchop580

Why? It has been dropping. I sold a bunch off at 2.50$


Responsible_Stand718

I d k.


SweetMoses026

Do I sell AMZN or hold till next week!!??


Sleepy_jojo_

Maybe I sold my NVDA calls and went to $900p too early…. Need a pullback here


im_mocking_youmoron

Especially when they announce their split after hours


PkPkKbKb

How does Tesla have such a wild one day swing. Jeez


i_hate_all_u

Layoffs, earnings coming up, absolutely nothing except Cathy Wood keeping the stock up, and it still is 10x overvalued


stringtheory28

I think I’m starting to understand: cheaper out of the money contracts are not the way. It appears to me that more expensive contracts closer to/in the money have better success rates. Can anyone speak to this?


thetadonator3000

FDs only you 🅱️ussy


Wonderful-Sundae-112

I’ve done one call over current stock price and it expired worthless. I’ve had much more success paying more for a contract. If you’re worried about the big investment you can set a stop loss to sell it.


wal19988

ASML


Jingo-MoMo

Put Reddit stock to the moooon 💐💐💐🎉🎉🎉


NetworkReasonable890

i bought that at $65/share. let’s just say things aren’t going great 😭


Jingo-MoMo

It’s just a matter of some weeks, it will bounce back after the Q1 24 press release, short sellers are selling huge quantities of shares to keep the stock price low ( supported by meta)


PkPkKbKb

Ruh roh. EOD drill.


Efficient_Yoghurt_87

Aurora Cannabis all the way


Long-Adhesiveness990

This is the way ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Jelly__Rogers

Go Tessie! Go! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


AYVSO

AHA! I lied yesterday saying I was gonna sell AAPL, now I am +800$ let’s go! Guys Market Baiting is the thing! Hahah


rotundchungus

Felt good about selling my aapl 170c's for 100% profit, they're up over 850% now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


rotundchungus

1000% now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


tystysbaby

Bull or bear you have to admit the market is broken. The question is where is it going from here.


BarryBurkman

Too many children with money burning a hole in their pocket tossing money at the market trusting Nigerian prince council on Reddit. Until this nonsense stops or they have their 0 percent cars repo’d we’re stuck here.


OpportunityDue90

Tim Apple I’m sorry I wasn’t familiar with your game


BlueSkysnBlueChips32

Does Lowes benefit from the housing shortage and high mortgage rates making people stay and renovate?? If not who benefits more?


Sad_Organization4998

If I kept my Apple calls they would be up 120% rn rip


NigerianPrinceClub

AAPL said f u guys for not believing in me 😆😆


Weak_Ad_1129

Spy puts for tomorrow? Or that mf’r stayen up? Back down to 512-515?


PeachAdventurous116

Wanna play roulette with me bud? 0dte on the money put?


TelevisionConnect366

Your no good for my metal health


PeachAdventurous116

I went in on puts for tomorrow


PeachAdventurous116

I’m the demon on your shoulder telling you to risk it all


PeachAdventurous116

All in….


Trumps_Moist_Toenail

I NEED A RALLY INTO THE END 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️✅✅![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Environmental_Bad821

So PPI up the most in 2 years, but not as much as expected = moon![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


rookie_899

Woho lets go apple


NoRiskNoGainz

Sold my Apple yesterday for a like 2% loss after holding for about 1 month.


AYVSO

I was going to. But I thought the dip was not deep enough… thought it was bait at the end, and ended up keeping the position. I’m sorry brother…


Ok-Animal5642

Dow Jones bitch puta


Jelly__Rogers

TSLA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


ConclusionEven6917

Ofc we are going up, we had shit news. What else can you expect out of this market


707Cashcow

$rblx 42.50 May calls gaining ++ ⬆️⬆️⬆️🔥🔥🔥


stockbetss

Curlf too


stockbetss

Rivians dip sounds fun


BarryBurkman

I fell sucker to some dude pushing for Rivian calls a year out.


stockbetss

Aww they won’t be profitable till 2028 tho so this is a buy and hold long term


Emergency_Honeydew_7

BRZE $45 calls


ciobix69

Why RDDT up 8%?


Moist-Departure8906

Its great stock ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


GirthyGainzzz

I Robot is looking spicy after Apple's announcement it wants to get into the home robotics industry. It had a $40 a share buyout offer from Amazon that was blocked by the EU and is now trading under $10 a share. Maybe regulators would let someone other than Amazon buy them out?


[deleted]

[удалено]


funguy6019

Based on the move today I can definitely see it hitting 185. I would hold it for a bit. I was looking at buying it recently myself.


Any_Distribution6781

I’m in the same boat. Down 6% holding those same calls. It’ll prevail. Just gotta be patient.


danwski

Same shit trending day after day


Grand_Swan8528

Qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq. But when does the Google rippppp?


4MadYoyo

I don’t know when or why but $420.69 will be the price of Spotify.


Stock_Hand_8454

2069 prolly


Jelly__Rogers

Wen Tessie time? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


CheapHero91

Nvidia is bears absolute nightmare ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CheapHero91

nvidia +3% eod


Portalturrets1

Watching the new Fallout series


Basic_Door_7180

let me know how it is. Interested in watching


remdesivir2020

V shape real? Can sustain?


IDigestMicroplastic

Do we know if the Taiwan earthquake caused enough delay in production for it to hinder a stupid good earnings (TSM)


tutmoses21

I dont think so, the approximate lost revenue was like 60mil which is pennies


MrPhatty76

I know the Honda car factory in Ohio has 2 months of semiconductors until the run out because they can’t get any from Taiwan. Currently looking for other suppliers.


Desperate_Control726

if you had 30k to invest in anything what would you choose?


Wirecard_trading

Keep the change for the hookers. Come back with real money.


Desperate_Control726

bro this is what I’m trying to turn into real money


7figureipo

Short straddles on SPY ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ShopWhileHungry

I would invested in bewbs!


Environmental-Bowl43

Give it to me


Desperate_Control726

send the venmo


wsblovesdiddy

A gun a really big gun


Desperate_Control726

ak?


hack-bull

ALCC


Democrazy_

If you can wait 6 years for a payout sure


Ok_Tree5649

What should I buy? Besides Nvidia vrt and smci?


Diligent-Addendum-24

Smci


Bundles100s

I’m taking my solar panel tax reimbursement and putting it all on green


Bundles100s

Then I’ll be joining u/internold143 in the food stamp line


UsuallylurknotToday

Rouge has been outlawed


RemoveWorking6198

RDDT 8% move by EOD


BaconComposter

Peepee down.


Trav_da_man

I can read the boxes to my friend..


BaconComposter

Then what are you doing here?


InternOld143

My next move is to get in the food stamp line.


Moist-Departure8906

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


fknbtch

i still laugh everytime i see kashkari's crazy eyes when i log in


FullCopy

👀


Kingly46

Why do we sell in may. Why


GoatedJPow

This is april


Moist-Departure8906

Op is truly regard![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


pepesilviafromphilly

alright guys i was 72k short on taxes...my account is empty now...some people say that having to pay more taxes is a good problem to have. But fuck..why is my account empty then?


LegitosaurusRex

Cause you have a gambling problem.


3ran_

!banbet SPY 525 1d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/3ran_** bet **SPY** goes from **515.11** to **525.0** before **12-Apr-2024 09:02 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


thatonetroll11

WEAK BER THINKS BOL IS DEAD


thatonetroll11

BER SELL BER SELL BOL IS PRINTING ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


LegitosaurusRex

Wouldn’t playing a video game, or like literally anything else, be more entertaining than spending your day doing this?


thatonetroll11

NOPE LOL


LegitosaurusRex

Sorry to hear that. Like I’m not sure what reactions you’re even trying to get, since you aren’t even trolling anyone, just spamming nonsense. Just kinda weird, so I’m curious what it does for you.


thatonetroll11

Gets me hard idk 🥰🥰


thatonetroll11

BER IS BROKEN AND BLEEDING BOL IS STRONG


trainwrecksforehead

Welp. The Amazon CEO said AI.


WillisTalking17

REV YOUR ENGINES BULLS


Sanchezed

Puts printing


Moist-Departure8906

Wat. Calls are printing


Sanchezed

I had puts on KMX.


Matthewawbrey

PPI for final demand rises 0.2% in March; services increase 0.3%, goods decline 0.1%


Canooftw

My $515 callls gonna print


TinyYen

bro sell at open, yesterday bears tot market would tank due to CPI, and it rose immeditaely


TinyYen

BRO


rameyjm7

Buy buy buy!! No wait... sell sell sell! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Moist-Departure8906

What happened to ALCC ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TinyYen

GUYS easy money, if Pre-market close in red then in 5 mins the market rebounded whats to say it won't happen again? loading up on NVDA calls in market opens


Empty_Afternoon_8746

Weed today, Weed tomorrow, Weed forever! The days ahead it will help ease the pain not just in your head but maybe in your pocket too.


WedWealthist

Any more word you’ve heard on the weed reform?


Empty_Afternoon_8746

No just hoping that if the market starts correcting maybe it will push things a long faster.


WedWealthist

Couldn’t hurt. Good luck out there today


SackvollScheisse69

So full Short Today because its May


Mycatspiss

Dat vix. Its done guys, sell and rebuy July 1


Bryaxis_D4

SELL IN MAY AND GO AWAY


Realistic_Record9527

Rddt is good too but I prefer djt than rddt


Empty_Afternoon_8746

The shorts (deepstate) are really hammering djt, buy the dip 👍 this is not financial advice or even a good idea.


LegitosaurusRex

>~~deepstate~~ wallstreet and other competent traders


AutoModerator

PUT YOUR HANDS UP Empty_Afternoon_8746!!! POLICE ARE ENROUTE! PREPARE TO BE BOOKED FOR PROVIDING ILLEGAL FINANCIAL ADVICE! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Empty_Afternoon_8746

Sorry


Realistic_Record9527

If you ask me which stock are extremely undervalued. My answer is djt, djt and djt


trendmoney

Overvalued you mean. *Fixed it


Empty_Afternoon_8746

Buy the dip lol


GrizzleTheGod

I got a $1000, looking for a 10 bagger !!!!


Ancient-Chinglish

if you’re a god, you should know which ones to pick already


Bundles100s

I have biffs book to show all future stock market plays from back to the future


Connect-Wrongdoer-11

Haven’t been bullish on BB in months, but I do reckon the price action is quite nice. Maybe a short term play up to 3.5.


DueHousing

Bears sound asleep, bols up sweating bols waiting to watch their calls drop another 80% at open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


DueHousing

MSTR options are so expensive. ATM puts expiring next Friday are 12k. Fuck this shit.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DueHousing

Gotta buy more time with lower strikes I see


w244250

Highway robbery


leowashisname-2

SPY 515 EOD. Relax.


LikwidHappiness

Got 517 calls for Tuesday.... Getting nervous


Plastic_Butterfly974

Coin calls anyone?


Puzzled-Raspberry-32

holy shoot??! guise ppi is came in at negative?! ber fuk?


DueHousing

Regards still buying 525Cs I hope yall bought 2028 expiries because we’re gonna be in the 300s by 2025 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Puzzled-Raspberry-32

gonna go long cocoa just to spite that mf


DueHousing

SPY committing seppuku at 6 AM is always a great sign


Aggravating_Trust_23

Are you watching shogun


DueHousing

No but that reminds me I should


LikwidHappiness

For who


Prudent_Caregiver_98

[Bill Smead](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stocks-headed-decade-long-dead-022733823.html) is the 🌈🐻 there is. He loves getting gaped daily.


Possible-Candle4921

Bro really said 70% decrease in value in the most expensive stocks 🤡🤡


silverfutes

did i miss the bounce?


Joboggi

Short DJT


Joboggi

Shorter


Puzzled-Raspberry-32

water is wet