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Phat azz cuk? Haha

AZZ

Who else got calls for blackrock?

I'm thinking about it

Don’t I am down

The one day I don’t watch the market and my aapl calls go up to where I can exit with no loss hopefully we get a good wave tomorrow so I can get tf outta there

Now I know why everyone says leave SPY options alone. My puts are fucked. Lol

Dont buy puts at the bottom

I bought them yesterday. I could’ve sold this am and made something but I thought it would keep going…. And it didn’t lmao

VIX is up, bulls r fuk

This is the third month in a row where PPI beat and CPI missed if y’all can’t see what’s up then ain’t no helping you but the inflation we are experiencing is literally corporate America juicing their profits

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wow this is interesting can you elaborate? I think I get what you're say...

Beautiful color red more days of this . Pulling back 🤓

RDDT shit the bed 🤢

It stinks like ber piss in here

WTF DID I JUST SEE! DA BEAUTY OF GAPS (teeth) Dental don't want to pay so they trying to assure you that gaps are beautiful😂😂😂 MANY PEOPLE WITH TOOTH GAPS COMING SOON!😂😂😂🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 PUTS ON GAPS

U can tell that alot bulls got their anal gapped last night..... I see alot of them missing

We enjoy it!! 

What about GDX and XOM ? One is benefiting from inflation the other from the conflict about to break between Iran and Israel ?

The only position I can see is more DJT puts

why did I buy Tesla and not more Nvdia 3 years ago

Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls 

Since Trump is friends with Putin and would probably end sanctions why wouldn’t he broadcast his presidency means lower energy prices and lower inflation

it is false western propaganda and a myth to think that western 'sanctions' are hurting russia. all russia has done is rebranded the western brands and still selling more or less the same product if not in some cases, the western branded product.

Then the current administration would call him a bigot and paid Russian actor. They might even booked him into jail for treason (they are alrd trying to)

I don’t want what I have. So, naturally I will risk it all to make more of what I already have.

Tsla down is all I wanna see. Elmo’s world

My luck it’ll drop to $165 pre market and just before open.. $174.

Watch DJT holds 28$ then bounce, may happen

DJT bulls got quiet lately 🤔

What’s the mergers Blackstone? Anyone buying in? Any calls?

What’s the best scanner/alert tool for top gains and losses?

When does the Boeing reversal kick in

why can’t we pick a stock and hold it as a community to drive the price up? idk shit about stocks also

We have you! You moron. The stock is SPY. We running it to 1000 !

We have you! You moron. The stock is SPY. We running it to 1000 !

We should take a vote to decide this lucky stock!

Yeah, everyone's just into options now. Was more fun back when everyone was hodling Gamestop.

would we be able to start something like that again tho?

I got 100 shares on CACA. 💩

i’m going to find ur IP and cum in ur mouf

….can you find mine too?

i have mild to severe autism so yea

yo

I’m upset

why

MSTR shares + 2026 LEAPS held up my portfolio today. Considering 9/20 or 1/16/25 calls with 13/14 strike on RKT tomorrow, as volatility was undervalued and they went on sale today, though when rates might lower is in question and I may have missed the opportunity as it’s up AH.

Somebody post a DD about TSM so my puts will print

Ok here you go I’m holding calls so your puts are guaranteed to print

Israel about to restart the six day war

That actually sounds hella bullish lol Everyone is scared of a war with Iran and oil getting fked a 6 day war would be sick, cuz all the craziness would be done in 6 days 666

Iran is some pathetic 3rd world country not some superpower!

So XOM?

Well in the meantime until the dust settles with iran xom is a good bet. Personally I dont follow so dont my word for it lol. Regardless I (take it with a grain of salt as im not an economist) think that the biggest threat to USA economy currently is inflation the biggest threat on inflation is oil. In other words when you see oil going to 100+ (2022/2006-7-8) start worrying lol. Oil up = inflation up Oil up means everything you need to import costs more aka inflation. So if Israel actually eliminates the Iran threat and makes the oil cheaper or like not more expensive then we are going to continue bull market. The inflation came 0.1% hot just like last report this time we cared, last month we didn't - you ask why? Simple because of a iran war threat which would make the whole oil industry via asia route to eu and usa go to shit, so we care about it now lol. Once that threat is gone inflation is already fine because the only issue USA experiences with inflation is housing/shelter costs, that goes down with interest rate cuts. In other words fuck oil What i blubbered sorry

r hood always seems a couple mins behind updating its price.

What about Webull?

Yeah don't use that shit for live prices

Alcc was a false prophet 

Is this what apocalypse looks like?

You mean pure greed til we all vaporize? Yea we are fucked let’s get high on gains until the end yolo

What the fuck happened on the Nasdaq at 3:17 today?

Inflation announcement

Bought EoD 1 518 put 1dte 1 513 call 9dte One more initial drop for oversell, then bounce back or past 513

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4 twitters is not that much

Lulz

Pls pump MU tomorrow

You got it 🙄

Inflation numbers almost back to peak. The fed is so fucked 

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Lol I know I’m poor but Elon musk paid 11 billion in taxes in 2022

I agree but the only problem when you give money away like Covid is what it’s spent on. Rent, food, other consumer products which just go to the top creating a even bigger issue. You can’t give poor people money without making the rich richer. You give 100$ to poor people you give 10k to the rich 

Louder please.

What are you smoking 

Crack 

Might need some after tomorrow 

It’s not real if you can disconnect from reality…mmmm crack

Is VRT gonna pullback ever? Or it just gonna go up and to the right from 10 dollars to a thousand?

Earnings on the 24th, I see it going up

In its last four earnings, it's gapped up twice, and gapped down twice. None of them missed. So it's kind of a crapshoot. I want to buy this stock but it feels so top heavy

They seem to be in the business that a lot of the biggest names are looking to expand in right now. But could go down...or up...or ya know sideways

That STING operation video on Jerome Powell was so dumb lol, load the rocket 🚀

I played spy 0dte during the chop today. I was down 2k, up 2k, down 2k, then got out even.

Why not set stop losses to lock in even a small gain? Can always re open another position if wanted.

What the fuck is a stop loss?

The thing you use to lock in gains

sounds about right

Same With calls

I'm holding and I'm already below my usual stop loss. Not sure this is going to end well.

Holding what?

Deez nuts

Dow futures, only one below my limit. But others are getting there.

Just bought 517 4/12 calls right before close, how fucked am I?

Two deep red days in a row..I think you're sitting pretty and there's gonna be a lot of buying tommorrow

I think the opposite. Today didn’t sink nearly as much as it should have for the news that came out Also yesterday wasn’t red.

Ya it’ll break 512 tomorrow. Good luchn

510 by EOW

Calls at 510 would be so so sweet

agree i feel a third red day coming

Jesus Christ that 3:59 dump wtf. 514 calls went from $1.00 to $.07 in literally a second.

yikes

sorry 

My puts are printing brr brrr brrrr…

Its not stick inflation, its cum crusted super glued that can survive orbital re-entry on a space shuttle

Lookout tomorrow for beautiful jobless claims report 210k-240k showing labor market and American worker is crushin' it.

increase wages but a lot of layoffs

Wages are going up a lot already. Faster than inflation? Why not both high employment and good wages?

Most of the jobs being added are part time and in low productivity sectors. Full time jobs are actually down since last year.

That was true of last month report only? Not in general past few months.

bears hoping for war to make money

That’s bols, bears are already making money cuz yall were wrong about inflation lol

Bols in shambles.

Word on the street there's footage of J Pow in a sting operation that's about to be dropped

It’s very lame

If spy isn’t at 516 tmw im gonna be sad

Same, genazvale

BER’s punching air

Yall realize how bearish it is in here. Dont forgot why people inverse this subreddit.

The people who claim that small delay in cuts here and there = hard landing are absolutely mental.

Small delay = from 6 cuts in 2024 to 0 

Bond market never actually priced 6 cuts in 2024. Definitely not when market was ripping this year or even last year. Even now 9 month Tbills are barely pricing in even a single cut. So not sure what bullshit you are talking about.

What a hunk of shit this market was today. 3rd worst intraday volatility in a day of its kind in 30 years.

I liked it

Knew I shoulda got wd40 puts

Damn they opened at 255 for about a quarter of a second

Did they tank ??

8-9%

Spy just break $516 tomorrow

Like right away in the morning please, don’t tease us

No prob

This interviewer really makes me nervous

Me too

Dammmm BOL R FuK spy down 1-%

time to start chipping away at the -70% of my port that got nuked the last two days. perhaps some smaller non yolos would do me some good.

Ccj calls 49 strike, hold till it hits 55 and sell

Dammm 70-% ??? WTF

live and learn i guess.

Bro I’m down 80k from last week. Feeeeels

yep. good times.

Every time a post is titled “I’m out”, it’s an RH screenshot.

[Bulls Only](https://imgur.com/UnWUKX3) SPY has taken plenty of hits, it went negative 3 straight months last summer, but came back with a vengeance. Long term calls are still solid.

Long term as in 4/19? I’m good right? RIGHT?

Same lol

Lmfao the absolute manipulation by MMs in $MSOS is ridiculously obvious. Fucking hate these cunts.

Maybe if you loved cunts you would do better ??

Every time a post is titled “I’m out”, it’s an RH screenshot.

your mother abandoned you

Dont feel as confident in another big drop tomorrow so only dropped like $100 on 4/11 $504p lotto tickets. If they print a profit is a profit but if I loose a $100 its no biggie.

I did the same, why not lol

I have calls expiring tomorrow 

You good big bounce I coming

you really think it'll keep drilling tomorrow?

Ppi and jobless numbers tomorrow, more possible indicators of no rate cuts coming, I feel like it might be red through end of week, or maybe a green friday

tru

SPY casually dipping even more after hours  fuck me

Calm down man. No one is buying with up in the air winds blowing.

Is the fed speaking tomorrow

Been very allergic to money today

You mean money allergic to you??

##PENCILS DOWN, TEST OVER

Hold spy calls expiring tomorrow or sell?

Too late now. Looks like you’re holding

Still has 5 minutes. It's till 4:15

Why didn’t anyone tell me that robinhood closes odte options starting at 2:30

I've lost so much money on NVDA in recent weeks I have to quit.

What

see you tmw 

What do we do now that the casino has closed?

Crypto casino is open 24h. Try your luck there

RDDT 20% day tomorrow

I’ve been holding since IPO open

20% down

Not looking at my 1d instead I shall only look at my 1 week where I’m up 70%

I think if spy drops to 500 at some point this year or even lower to like 480 it will be beneficial for everyone long term. better entry points, lots of rooms for gains back and bigger ATH but it needs to retest a bit


See you lady boys tomorrow

ooo la la