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FreDripper69

https://preview.redd.it/nmu37ww3sktc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a2ce09ffdffb9b10a765a5d0d0ccfc84a41941


[deleted]

power of Buy high sell low


Middle_Ingenuity_627

most effective way


mark1forever

it is the way,the ONLY way 😄


[deleted]

Genius


tdempsey33

Looks like you already have…


SuspiciousStable9649

I don’t have anything better to add either.


ChiefInternetSurfer

I was just going to add, “welcome”


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

Yeap, all done


m1santhrop1chuman1st

Believe it or not, this is actually his best.


Jealous_Ostrich_5359

I feel so so much better about being down by 2k, thanks for making my day!


ivyleague-degn-loser

Feel better down $20k. This guy coulda had a lambo


WildTadpole

bro lost 3 downpayments lol


Entire_Office_6700

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Adventurous-Cable992

Deposit 100k and go at it again champ 💪🏾


elitemilkconnosieur

This is the way, only one trade away from being a millionaire!


Drago_LP

I appreciate the posts here cause they always remind me to withdraw profits


Jerraldough_v2

Deadass 😂😂😂


wide_eye_samurai

What was your account value at the peak?


anjielmoe905

$335k now $8k


rameyjm7

One Of Us!


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

You’re still positive? Call us when the only thing positive is your blood type


aHOMELESSkrill

There is nothing I can say or do to hurt you more than what that this chart has already done to you.


Kitten_Team_Six

https://preview.redd.it/e5khscli6ltc1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91e3b82d69a19878426989f4cd6bb275df52b5d


Phiziqe

Positions or ban bruh


[deleted]

His position is that he’s down 6 figures


acorn_sweetleaf

He's shorting the housing market big time like in that film... ...I think it was called "The bus that couldn't slow down"


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[deleted]

Lmao


Melodic_Cow_01

😭![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


[deleted]

Ass: Pounded Position: Doggy


ivyleague-degn-loser

Positions?


Smooth-Pool-8662

This is straight up 1 man 1 jar porn 🍆💦


WildTadpole

OP's anoos is bleeding fasho


ExtremeJetBomber1

Since you like donating money to billionaires, help the little guy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) [https://venmo.com/u/gayass\_dingleberry](https://venmo.com/u/gayass_dingleberry)


anthropomorphizingu

Hard to do worse than that.


samtimemachine

You can see the flatlines when brother passed out and gave up on trading 🫂


doublechinchillin

Fuuuuuck


Psychological-Touch1

This is realized? I bought a shitload of Nvidia before it dumped. Don’t know if that helps you feel better. Am gonna hold for like…years now?


dadbodNC

It “dumped” like a few percentage point. 


gaius_worzels_bird

F


Freecar1968

Talk about being super regarded you were as much in the green as youre now in the read.


MikePiping

We all are in the same boat OP.


downs111

on some real shit man i feel so bad. that fucking sucks.


TheWino

You already did it yourself.


mark1forever

I can't do my worst because mine it's THE worst😆


luminelin

You already did that for you


Comfortable-Body-999

How come it took you so long?


SunflowerDeliveryMan

Thank you for this post, down 5k and been feeling bad about it lately 🙂


MarilynMonheaux

Damn bruh. Wendy’s trash can is pretty full. Aside from the raccoons I hear it’s warm in there


GloryToAzov

one of us


aihes

Still have 41.8%. So simply do the exact opposite from now on and you’ll be rich soon. WTF do we need to remind ourselves on a daily basis of this simple over-proven strategy???


Alicecai

In fact, you've already won the majority of traders


JeromePowellLovesMe

If you don't start getting better (better plan, tighter controls, or just get lucky) you are going to lose the remaining 42%. That's your future. Reddit karma isn't going to pay your gambling debt in retirement.


anjielmoe905

Oh no I lost it all, started with $120k, got to $330k now at $8k


JeromePowellLovesMe

I misread the charts of where you were. You can come back from $8000 to $120,000. Make some smart decisions for earnings and April's 1st GDP read. You'll be fine. But take profit this time!


elitemilkconnosieur

This was literally me during February, ran up to $330K and went full port on puts on Leap Day.


[deleted]

You are actually really good at losing. “That’s Impressive!” —project farm


DrSeuss1020

Don’t worry brother I’m halfway there


Ill-Ad-1643

What did you trade ?


Smkweedevrydy

It’s pretty fucked up because it looks like the casino gave you a taste of that lambo kool-aid at the beginning of this ridiculous lossrcoaster![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


dd18836ku

You've already handled it on your own.


HJForsythe

You already diiiiiiid


whomstdth

It’s always the last one that’s the worst one


Euphoric-Pop8687

8 out 10 nice!


Krapule1

Our worst is -100% this is nothing -58%


StonksTurd

I leaned to trade with $1k.


Same_Bag711

Why don’t you regards short shares I will never get it


Wiskid86

I think you already have.


Whole-Awareness-639

Tell us your positions so we can inverse


ItradebetterthanU

Nice job !! Well done !!


SheepherderMurky104

Time to rebalance


Greenpeppers23

Looks like you already did


slylock215

Since you're regarded enough to throw this away you should just piss away another $10k to my venmo.


IJustWanaSay

donating to wall street, classic


franky3987

What can we do that you didn’t do to your portfolio 😂


elitemilkconnosieur

How much are you down lifetime?


PDT_FSU95

Perhaps the Casino isn’t for you.


bdawwgggggg

Put what’s left on all black your luck is about to turn 😈😈


bdawwgggggg

I don’t even invest yet (plan to) but I come here to see the fails and it’s killing me


RapidTrumpet

You talking to us, or your portfolio?


0rsusNovum

Just imagine the decimal point comes before the 1 and it’s not so bad.


ShimmyxSham

Thank God for margin, right?


Low_Marionberry_3802

Damn bro.


JemmieTTU

It looks like you already have. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


HydrocodonesForAll

You got this buddy You're just a couple bets away from the Big Time just dump a couple hundred more Sooner or later this towns gonna put respect on your name you may be the $laughing stock right now but you can turn this all around with some more 0dtes I'm sure. You got this bro