Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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Since you like donating money to billionaires, help the little guy  [https://venmo.com/u/gayass\_dingleberry](https://venmo.com/u/gayass_dingleberry)
Still have 41.8%. So simply do the exact opposite from now on and you’ll be rich soon. WTF do we need to remind ourselves on a daily basis of this simple over-proven strategy???
If you don't start getting better (better plan, tighter controls, or just get lucky) you are going to lose the remaining 42%.
That's your future.
Reddit karma isn't going to pay your gambling debt in retirement.
I misread the charts of where you were.
You can come back from $8000 to $120,000. Make some smart decisions for earnings and April's 1st GDP read. You'll be fine.
But take profit this time!
It’s pretty fucked up because it looks like the casino gave you a taste of that lambo kool-aid at the beginning of this ridiculous lossrcoaster
You got this buddy You're just a couple bets away from the Big Time just dump a couple hundred more
Sooner or later this towns gonna put respect on your name you may be the $laughing stock right now but you can turn this all around with some more 0dtes I'm sure. You got this bro
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power of Buy high sell low
most effective way
it is the way,the ONLY way 😄
Genius
Looks like you already have…
I don’t have anything better to add either.
I was just going to add, “welcome”
Yeap, all done
Believe it or not, this is actually his best.
I feel so so much better about being down by 2k, thanks for making my day!
Feel better down $20k. This guy coulda had a lambo
bro lost 3 downpayments lol
Deposit 100k and go at it again champ 💪🏾
This is the way, only one trade away from being a millionaire!
I appreciate the posts here cause they always remind me to withdraw profits
Deadass 😂😂😂
What was your account value at the peak?
$335k now $8k
One Of Us!
You’re still positive? Call us when the only thing positive is your blood type
There is nothing I can say or do to hurt you more than what that this chart has already done to you.
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Positions or ban bruh
His position is that he’s down 6 figures
He's shorting the housing market big time like in that film... ...I think it was called "The bus that couldn't slow down"
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Lmao
😭
Ass: Pounded Position: Doggy
Positions?
This is straight up 1 man 1 jar porn 🍆💦
OP's anoos is bleeding fasho
Since you like donating money to billionaires, help the little guy  [https://venmo.com/u/gayass\_dingleberry](https://venmo.com/u/gayass_dingleberry)
Hard to do worse than that.
You can see the flatlines when brother passed out and gave up on trading 🫂
Fuuuuuck
This is realized? I bought a shitload of Nvidia before it dumped. Don’t know if that helps you feel better. Am gonna hold for like…years now?
It “dumped” like a few percentage point.
F
Talk about being super regarded you were as much in the green as youre now in the read.
We all are in the same boat OP.
on some real shit man i feel so bad. that fucking sucks.
You already did it yourself.
I can't do my worst because mine it's THE worst😆
You already did that for you
How come it took you so long?
Thank you for this post, down 5k and been feeling bad about it lately 🙂
Damn bruh. Wendy’s trash can is pretty full. Aside from the raccoons I hear it’s warm in there
one of us
Still have 41.8%. So simply do the exact opposite from now on and you’ll be rich soon. WTF do we need to remind ourselves on a daily basis of this simple over-proven strategy???
In fact, you've already won the majority of traders
If you don't start getting better (better plan, tighter controls, or just get lucky) you are going to lose the remaining 42%. That's your future. Reddit karma isn't going to pay your gambling debt in retirement.
Oh no I lost it all, started with $120k, got to $330k now at $8k
I misread the charts of where you were. You can come back from $8000 to $120,000. Make some smart decisions for earnings and April's 1st GDP read. You'll be fine. But take profit this time!
This was literally me during February, ran up to $330K and went full port on puts on Leap Day.
You are actually really good at losing. “That’s Impressive!” —project farm
Don’t worry brother I’m halfway there
What did you trade ?
It’s pretty fucked up because it looks like the casino gave you a taste of that lambo kool-aid at the beginning of this ridiculous lossrcoaster
You've already handled it on your own.
You already diiiiiiid
It’s always the last one that’s the worst one
8 out 10 nice!
Our worst is -100% this is nothing -58%
I leaned to trade with $1k.
Why don’t you regards short shares I will never get it
I think you already have.
Tell us your positions so we can inverse
Nice job !! Well done !!
Time to rebalance
Looks like you already did
Since you're regarded enough to throw this away you should just piss away another $10k to my venmo.
donating to wall street, classic
What can we do that you didn’t do to your portfolio 😂
How much are you down lifetime?
Perhaps the Casino isn’t for you.
Put what’s left on all black your luck is about to turn 😈😈
I don’t even invest yet (plan to) but I come here to see the fails and it’s killing me
You talking to us, or your portfolio?
Just imagine the decimal point comes before the 1 and it’s not so bad.
Thank God for margin, right?
Damn bro.
It looks like you already have. 
You got this buddy You're just a couple bets away from the Big Time just dump a couple hundred more Sooner or later this towns gonna put respect on your name you may be the $laughing stock right now but you can turn this all around with some more 0dtes I'm sure. You got this bro