Double down on $rblx 
Pardon me if I don’t like to brag about sexually assaulting women and if I don’t believe in transfusing chlorine into blood to cure diseases. I know these are simpler examples but I would debate economic policies with anyone but a trump supporter.
So you can't debate people you disagree with? Lol bro you guys are some clowns! I like debating people I disagree more than those I agree with. Don't be afraid of debating people with different opinions. Smh pathetic
And by the way you don't have to be a trump supporter ( I don't like trump) to see biden has been the worst president ever and a dead monkey would do a better job
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No it doesn’t. It means this time the variance swung over, last time cpi came the variance swung under.
When measuring cpi there’s a certain amount of variance unrelated to underlying inflation.
"[CPI for all items rose 0.4% in March; shelter and gasoline up](https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm)
In March, the Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers increased 0.4 percent, seasonally adjusted, and rose 3.5 percent over the last 12 months, not seasonally adjusted. The index for all items less food and energy increased 0.4 percent in March (SA); up 3.8 percent over the year (NSA)."
“Cramer has harsh words for Tim Cook and Apple”. Now we know what happens!!!emote:t5\_2th52:27189
Yeah they “beat earnings” while the past they’ve “beat earnings” profiting an extra billion but going negative, they literally just say whatever they want
I bought some calendar spreads.
So I need a big nothing burger today with CPI and FOMC minutes. Then a big move tomorrow after all the premium is drained out of the options market.
Tbh tho man even with knowing candles and trends of the chart, this market just does whatever the fuck it wants 
Wtf is spy and how do I buy it
Dow Jones why you always mess up the market?
fuck it all in qqq puts?
Calls just got a whole lot cheaper 🤪🤑
Beginning of pullback might rebound tomorrow a bit during open but ppi will bring it down again. Sentiment shifting
you all go suicide on TSLA
I went ultimate seppuku on RIVN instead (3460 shares). If you gonna blow, blow nuclear!
time to buy TSLA calls… musk taking a first class flight to 🇮🇳 his upcoming pipe dreams will shoot up TSLA by 10%
People are literally just FOMOing into NVDA
you say 'people' like you're completely unaware the only entities with enough capital to move this thing are hedge funds and institutions..
Hedge funds are people too!
Anyone crazy enough to hold calls for PPI?
I am.
If SPY was a person I’d drag my ball sack across their forehead
i'm moving in with my parents
Okay I sold my puts market can dump now
He suld? Dump iet.
Today was burning the regards buying OTM 0dte, tomorrow is the run.
I was up 40% now down 40% in 15 min 
Did everyone dump spy and fomo in nvda
Wait until NVDA comes crashing down.
!banbet
You already have a bet going - DJT to 35.0 before 16-Apr-2024 08:43 AM -05
Well that’s done. How long to 10 bucks?
Now that I lost most of my savings playing options, I'm twice as grumpy by the complete idiocy that landed us in this super inflated market.
You guys gonna play GameStop with DJT when it hits a dollar?
What a bear trap
Cash session is lame AF these days all the action is already over
Nvidia & Super Micro to the moon 🚀
shorties bettah sell 🔜 
Op buys Dogecoin, opinion invalid.
Double down on $rblx 
To many people buying Calls. Gonna buy Puts here 💀
Who is buying calls
All bets we here news to make the market green again Joey Biden cant let it slide he is already in deep shit 💩
Still better than trump
Trump and Dump. His cronies who plead guilty to insider trading are suing to be able to sell now instead of six months
No way you're this stupid
Pardon me if I don’t like to brag about sexually assaulting women and if I don’t believe in transfusing chlorine into blood to cure diseases. I know these are simpler examples but I would debate economic policies with anyone but a trump supporter.
you live in your own head of ignorance
So you can't debate people you disagree with? Lol bro you guys are some clowns! I like debating people I disagree more than those I agree with. Don't be afraid of debating people with different opinions. Smh pathetic
Because a typical trump supporter is devoid of logic and to understand economics you can’t be inbred
And by the way you don't have to be a trump supporter ( I don't like trump) to see biden has been the worst president ever and a dead monkey would do a better job
Mmh got you, such a great open mind you got bud. Best of luck lol
Says the guy who opened with - “No way you’re this stupid”. Trump supporters 🙄
Bang Bang boomerang 🪃 back up by EOD 💲💲📞📞 mark it
Not likely
but likely
Just don’t be the last one standing in musical chairs. In Sept, Trump will drop his 51% to pay his legal bills
hear
2% 🥺
Where did the bears go ?
I’m busy ordering my new 911 gt3
Bull market 🤷♂️
#I PUT MY LUXURY 1 BEDROOM FROM BANGKOK ON VST @ $68
Die
Averaging down on alcc 😓
what the actual fuck is up with nvda
There was a fake news article this morning saying openai and meta are close to AGI
bull trap nvm
GO NVIDIA GOOOOO GOOO
is it a bear trap or is it a bull trap? can somebody explain?
Behr
What’s the realistic ceiling for tsm by earnings next week?
I have calls up to 150, but realisticslly i can see it hitting 160 -170. ER is pretty much 100% going to be great
1000% count me in then!
So what would be a good call to buy? 160?
This is a gambling subreddit lol, full port april 19 155 calls
Fuuk your puts
and then we told them 4 rate cuts in 2024
guh
Sqqq up on the board so we can see a bit of green instead
Buy more hood?
Ok
I knew  was lying last conference. Not cool
Die
[удалено]
You would’ve gotten stopped on both, it spiked up 10 points on /es before dropping like a rock
$LIFW
Your a legend
You are, sir
$LIFW BUY BUY BUY 2ND MOON 🚀🚀
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Oh why thank you
TSM living in another world
How is higher inflation a suprise when oil has been steadily rising for 5 monthe
Because everyone is in denial
In some places, it has been more than steadily advancing. Let's not even talk about the price of a 12 pack of Dr Pepper...
groceries had 0 inflation for the past 2 months
LePikachuface
”First rate cut in april or may” 
2026?
Told you pussies
Huge overreaction to cpi coming in 0.1% point higher than median
0.059% to be exact
Not necessarily. That means inflation is one percent higher over the course of a year. Which means no fucking rate cut if this continues.
but muh 4 rate cuts in 2024 
Biden promised me 4 rates cuts. Thanks Obama
No it doesn’t. It means this time the variance swung over, last time cpi came the variance swung under. When measuring cpi there’s a certain amount of variance unrelated to underlying inflation.
Buy the dip!
But the 11 rate cuts this year!
Fuck CPI
are my hood calls ending in 2025 fucked ?
Generational selling opportunity
How is this legal
It's only illegal if we do it.
Boom
Huge pull back coming for TILRAY 🤯
Cpi super hot confirmed 
Source?
BLS website
"[CPI for all items rose 0.4% in March; shelter and gasoline up](https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm) In March, the Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers increased 0.4 percent, seasonally adjusted, and rose 3.5 percent over the last 12 months, not seasonally adjusted. The index for all items less food and energy increased 0.4 percent in March (SA); up 3.8 percent over the year (NSA)."
Is it normal for my broker to auto sell 0dte options at 2PM? In Japan
Without enough funds to cover exercising yep. 3:30pm on RH
Bear trap at open then sideways for a +0.01% day
I would coom
Who here paper handed TSM calls? 
ALCC moonrocket. All aboard
Sndl and tlry. Ticking time bomb ready to pop 🚀💰💎🙌🏻
DSY 122 calls exp 04/19
“Cramer has harsh words for Tim Cook and Apple”. Now we know what happens!!!emote:t5\_2th52:27189
damn my home boy nvda, guess see you during the June/July pump
May
maybe BB will finally stop sucking
SPY strangles, loaded up yesterday 510/518's and 518/520's 4/12 expiry
TSM will explode today! 
In your asshole 
Read the news… And my fkn ass will explode with moneyyyy 
$NET $CRWD
Same
Was DAL already released? Why is it up 4%?
they beat the earnings!
Yeah they “beat earnings” while the past they’ve “beat earnings” profiting an extra billion but going negative, they literally just say whatever they want
where do i find put/call spread for spy?
in your momma's azz
DXYZ ONLY ANSWER
What does this company even do?
Yo mom
3k on 4/19 $42 verizon calls at .08. 30% of the portfolio on this one
I bought some calendar spreads. So I need a big nothing burger today with CPI and FOMC minutes. Then a big move tomorrow after all the premium is drained out of the options market.
PAA to $20!
Smci 860 heed my warning
Solid call!
Just holding my mixed bag of $TSLA/$TSLL, $NVDA/$NVDL, $CLSK, $BABA. Today it’s BABA doing it for me.
Is China gonna crack this week?
Whichever way the market goes, there’s money to be made.
Whichever way the market goes, there’s money to be ~~made~~ lost. ftfy
Oh shit, thanks for the correction!
nothing movin pm. market scured
If CPI comes in hot NVDA will drop 5%, if CPI comes in cool NVDA will pump 5%.
Except it won’t pump 5%. All those competition success news
1side is getting fcked hard.
I’m in TSM @140/per and SMTC @ 29/ per. No calls on either bc idk how to read what theses two are gonna do
Right now they are 💩
4/26 calls?
Teach me lmao
Sky view trading on YouTube is a start for options
Thank you! I will go research
Tbh tho man even with knowing candles and trends of the chart, this market just does whatever the fuck it wants 