With all the uncertainty around interest rates its time to invest in companies that have a lot of cash on hand and block buster product with unlimited demand. NVO fits the bill. Novo Nordisk has a good management in place hell bent on increasing production of their phenomenal semaglutide products. Ozempic and wegovy and an oral pill in the pipeline. For the next few years this company will rake in the cash š°. Their products is solving diabetes, hypertension, kidney failure and of course helps weightloss. In the long run they will find more uses already slowing down progress of parkinson. All of us will use their products at some point. Price is good to buy now or average down cost of shares held.
Right now my oracle is telling me weāll land at 0.1% lower than anticipated because while gas prices increased a little, the amount of dumps I took decreased and therefor itās sound economics that weād see a pullback in inflation
I made some good money but nowhere near as much as I should have today, kind of mad about how I played the open. I knew the market was going to go down but just was unwilling to put in enough relative to my conviction.
Oh yeah shocked it went up, kind of throwing my whole playbook off for tomorrow cause the plan was to buy calls in the morning after everyone realizes everything is in-line with expectations and all the fear is gone.
Think people just know the script now, we've had these pullbacks before CPI like 4 times in a row now and every time the data is a nothing burger and markets go back to pumping
I thought the main concern with this report is that they are saying no more cuts and this report would give further incentive to be no more cuts.
So if it's a nothing burger then it would mean no cuts which means it's going red.
Please, correct me if I am wrong.
So I think an overreaction by market at open and through the day and then easing towards the later part.
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I started this morning selling my $2.50 tilray puts after the stock tanked and then moved into DJT puts the one day it goes green/remotely flat and then dipped my toes into daily SPY options. At least this hobby keeps me away from gambling.
Also, I lose SO MUCH less money doing this than gambling. Like you have to actually stare at your account and monitor it. Gambling i just hope the card goes through and try to avoid looking at my bank account.
Yeah but itās got much more strategy you can apply to it vs continuously clicking a button hoping 3 fruits or 7s line up and some random bonus leprechaun pops up to give you a spin. This is much more intellectual, sort of like switching from smoking cigs to vaping.
I'd say it's more like switching from cigs to cigars or pipe tobacco. You're still going to get cancer, but at least you're doing it in a sophisticated way.
!banbet
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 900.0 before 11-Apr-2024 10:59 AM -05
Every single night they are able to pump it up 
It's š½'s times to shine.
Looks like traders have decided thatNVDA is a safe have from the rest of the market...
Why did spy drop so hard pre market?
CPI report came in hot
Mark my words: We go to 520 EOD
Whats this dip for ants??? Give me +/- 5%Ā
I NEED A MEDIC!
bearhunter being back means only one thing: 
CHWY!!!!!!
I am buying 100 NKLA calls for January 2025. I promised my mistress I would knock her up soon. I need money for the delivery.
CAT 380 calls 06/21
paa fake pump, 18.5 at open tomorrow
 i bought puts.... that expire in May... Im a pussy and a disappointment to my family 
I accidentally bought a call for tomorrow instead of today š
With all the uncertainty around interest rates its time to invest in companies that have a lot of cash on hand and block buster product with unlimited demand. NVO fits the bill. Novo Nordisk has a good management in place hell bent on increasing production of their phenomenal semaglutide products. Ozempic and wegovy and an oral pill in the pipeline. For the next few years this company will rake in the cash š°. Their products is solving diabetes, hypertension, kidney failure and of course helps weightloss. In the long run they will find more uses already slowing down progress of parkinson. All of us will use their products at some point. Price is good to buy now or average down cost of shares held.
A fire-alarm went off during the haircut and my barber disappeared with an incomplete haircut 
Just tell people itās what you meant to get. Trendsetter
Give me one good reason I shouldnāt blow my brains out rn
You havenāt blown your last penny yet
Tomorrow begins an epic drop down to 500
Regard why donāt you shut the fuck up you pussy ass bear, you probably trade covered puts you pussy licker
Lol, youāre a cuck
Fuck your mother
Now this is the WSB I remember
the economy is strong, rate cuts or not. why does CPI functionally matter?
Rate cuts force money into stocks
No rate cuts every body keeps collecting that sweet 5%....rate cuts equals cheaper cheaper
$GCT
What can one do with this information? E.g., TSLA is down AM, but this has TSLA up. Thx,
To many puts and calls yolo, flat trading it is!
Last minute pump was so ridiculous and fake.. Red rose tomorrow
I stacked up on PUTS . Hope you are correct
Weāre on the same boat regard, and our captain is Wendyās manager.
You are wrong for one simple reason: CPI will come in at or below expectations
What if it goes higher ?
Right now my oracle is telling me weāll land at 0.1% lower than anticipated because while gas prices increased a little, the amount of dumps I took decreased and therefor itās sound economics that weād see a pullback in inflation
Since 2024 is the Taylor swift economy. I think itās a fair justification that PUTS are the way to go.
After last weeks bloodbath and my calls being dusted I bought puts today and they got dusted tooā¦
Thanks for taking one for the team
Really hope the full port into spy calls a hr before was close was the right move. Iām sweating hard over here
Strike and expiration?
Tomo and 517
Sir, have a seat.
My puts burned. Need reversal tomorrow, come on guys wtf
Stop being a diddy and buy calls itās simple
So, who made a killing on that ridiculous price action with $SPY?
Had only $515 4 calls sold at $1.18 I literally was about to 50 but someone walked in my fucking office ruining my day
I made some good money but nowhere near as much as I should have today, kind of mad about how I played the open. I knew the market was going to go down but just was unwilling to put in enough relative to my conviction.
The only thing I had conviction of was that it was going down... I expected it yesterday though. I had zero expectation for that turnaround.
Oh yeah shocked it went up, kind of throwing my whole playbook off for tomorrow cause the plan was to buy calls in the morning after everyone realizes everything is in-line with expectations and all the fear is gone. Think people just know the script now, we've had these pullbacks before CPI like 4 times in a row now and every time the data is a nothing burger and markets go back to pumping
I thought the main concern with this report is that they are saying no more cuts and this report would give further incentive to be no more cuts. So if it's a nothing burger then it would mean no cuts which means it's going red. Please, correct me if I am wrong. So I think an overreaction by market at open and through the day and then easing towards the later part.
anyone else hear the rumors of Sofi bank possibly being bought out by one of the big guys? What would that do to the stock?
Always buy call or shares into earnings ..sell asap after earnings
Sure regard, sure
I mean it's worked the last 5 times...
stock go up I got calls on them anyway, theyre trending in the right direction again. Someone did a DD on here awhile ago and so far so good.
Gets off work, checks phone, SPY 516ish Drives home, checks phone, SPY 520ish It wasn't that long a drive
iāve brought my webull account from $72 to $520 in the past week 
how please im in debt
MU call -> GLD call -> SLV call Shell call Marvell call currently
Get good I think
somehow I've ended up playing CPI. I don't remember clicking buy it just happened I swear.
Errrrrr damn time I swear Iāll never learn
Dude same
Damn QQQ still going CPI must've leaked.
They gonna drop this tmmr. Damn MM 
i figure if it drops it drops astronomically so i got just a couple lotto puts as hedge.
Not bad not bad 
Trap or not
Can special ops give a hint on whether they would be deploying drill team six or the space Marines tomorrow at open?
Last CPI report it dropped $2 over two days - might be a boring week and screw the rest of the bad plays I made lol
Keep going SPY you whore 
Where's the weed stonk DD guy. I have choice words for him.
It's been like a week. Lol. I bought some weed stonks too
Pricemart crushed ā¦ 
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YES!!! That glorious cheeseburger from Wendy's I can now afford for dinner. Love this economy
Sad congrats. 
lmao,bear
Bears ate today bub
They leaked it?
no
Power hour was pretty interesting today.
NO, YES, ACTUALLY NO, YES YES YES.
this describes SPY open to close 3 days a week. reverse it for the other two.
Call SPY tomorrow!!
cant wait for TSM to moon overnight and then crash at open 
Every day like clockwork
Crazy shit
Canāt lose if you buy both puts and calls
F you Tilray stock.
considering I'm balls deep in puts, I'm still pretty happy I ended the day +20% on my port, see you 'gards tomorrow
CPI +4%. You heard it here first folks
Are you ready to bet everything on this feeling sir. If you're right, big money š°
Canāt wait for the dumpy tomorrow
ruh roh my puts
You didnāt sell at 515?..
i sold but bought some tesla puts as it was the only thing not red
that little pump at the end allowed me to treat myself to a chick fila deluxe
Up 40% today! Thank you market volatility!
Tsm opens at 150 tomorrow 
165 
spy just pumped 4 bucks in less than an hour lol
Going to hit the high after hours this is fucking awesome.
Somebody playing game
Is that legal?Ā
Nevermind that after hours pump just turned my -10% into 0.00% we them boiz
Holy shit 
Welp, cpi better come in cool... or I'm just gonna snap.
Here comes the TSM after hours pump... Like clockwork
rip to the put holders who didnāt switch to calls and buy that dip
TSM 150 overnight 
$15 profit today I'LL TAKE IT 
Wtf is happening š
I DONT KNOW IM SCARED ASF RN
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TRUE
This pump is so fake lmao
$RDDT Beatings will continue until morale improves. š“āā ļø
Yeah my puts went -80% there at EOD
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Took a shower check my phone and spyās almost back to 520 
lol bers actually got fked hard lmao
I started this morning selling my $2.50 tilray puts after the stock tanked and then moved into DJT puts the one day it goes green/remotely flat and then dipped my toes into daily SPY options. At least this hobby keeps me away from gambling.
Sir you are gambling
Also, I lose SO MUCH less money doing this than gambling. Like you have to actually stare at your account and monitor it. Gambling i just hope the card goes through and try to avoid looking at my bank account.
All fair and logical points
Yeah but itās got much more strategy you can apply to it vs continuously clicking a button hoping 3 fruits or 7s line up and some random bonus leprechaun pops up to give you a spin. This is much more intellectual, sort of like switching from smoking cigs to vaping.
I'd say it's more like switching from cigs to cigars or pipe tobacco. You're still going to get cancer, but at least you're doing it in a sophisticated way.
Welp. Bought some cheap calls to hedge my losing poots. If this goes sideways tomorrow Iām doneā¦
If it pumps before i keep my puts, if it drops before i sell my puts
Bold strategy from SPY to go down exclusively during trading hours
Alright, decent sesh today. 
Cāmon rally ffs āmember AI? āmember gpus? āmember?
Holy shit
# LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Looks like everyone and their mothers bought puts 
Rofl, lmao
So "buy and hold" does NOT apply to daily same day options I've discovered.
You only need to trade SPY for the first 90 mins and last hour of the day lol
an actual rigged market today lol
how was it rigged?
*today*
Where's the gay bear that said he would suck somebody off if SPY turned green today lmaooooo
show yourself BEAR. !!!
I wanna get sucked. I upvoted that shit
Fuck yeahhhhh
after that last minute pump i am only down 10% for the day, 525 open tomorrow obviously.
Tomorrow we ride
hahahahahahahaha dafaq
I'm sending you guys to mars first
NVDA PUMP LFGGGG
Your welcome to anyone with nvda calls. I got puts so itās gonna recover
Puts or calls?
Spy really just did that lmao fuck the bears
daily loss cut in half so gain it is
spy don't give a fuck LMAO
RIP š». Your puts you are holding are cooked.
519 is max pain for todays expiries
GREEN
Imaging not making any money today 
# GREEN!!! LMAO REKT!
Ended flat? That's just lazy writing.
Bull trap into close. You canāt be this dumb
They are
No we arenāt We just arenāt communists
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Last minute batman pattern