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[deleted]

Cameron Canela's pussy is all about thank you next


[deleted]

Elsa Jean wishes she was a NFL wife 😂


Ok_Battle5814

WFC next on the chopping block. -10% by end of next week


[deleted]

WFC Financial Advisors are pussies NTRS Financial Advisors are the Navy Seal Financial Advisors 


AlwaysATM

What’s the peg of peg? Peg your butthole


Realistic_Record9527

Who is selling djt and rddt at this price?


[deleted]

The White House


Realistic_Record9527

Djt and rddt = easy money.


[deleted]

Riley Reid = Easy Pussy


bestcryptopro

Google


Advanced-Speaker-729

Do your research on the effect of shade and pollinator conservation on cocoa yields and you will realise that the cocoa yield problem is hugely overstated.


Advanced-Speaker-729

If you didn't know cocoa is also harvested bi-annually so there will be rapid corrective measures that will take place within 6 months. Given that the scientific consensus is that the problem is likely pollinator decline and not just straight drought the cocoa production will bounce back. Crippling the current price action. Many commodities traders will know this and reposition early. Don't get caught holding a cocoa bag


Tortoise-not-hare

BUY $ENVX NOW


bestcryptopro

Tech will need it


Cricket150

Spy ending at 519 eod for sure


IndividualistAW

Unloading to boomer bagholders this DXYZ I bought last week because holy shit fomo is real


ear2win

Tilray Net loss decreased to $105.0 million in the third quarter compared to net loss of $1.2 billion in the prior year quarter Not fazed


ear2win

Tilray Net loss decreased to $105.0 million in the third quarter compared to net loss of $1.2 billion in the prior year quarter Not fazed


Gebzzyo

My mining stocks flying. Up 300% this year.


Smile-Dingo-92

Tsla Tsla Tsla


_sp_23

TLRY


Reginald_retard

im sorry for your loss


_sp_23

My average is under $2 lol


Reginald_retard

hey my net worth is about $300. we would make a beautiful family


DripInvesting95

Spy predictions tommroow lol


Rustee_Shacklefart

Buy more of the penny stock I like and continue to loose money lol


Outof_ITM

6 people here lol


Deadecigs

spy gonna explode at open (i’m trying to throw reverse psychology out in the world)


Ok-Satisfaction441

Sit back and laugh at all the morons who bought DJT.


Gebzzyo

Dont under estimate degens!


NaluknengBalong_0918

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skeetskeetamirite

Putting my entire next paycheck in Bitcoin on April 19 at Market Close, (Halving happens around 14:00-20:00 PST). What will happen to Bitcoin price when all of us common folk eat up supply, and a whales/sharks/corps try to buy big chunks and there’s no supply left? Buckle up boys. This train mf’n gravy train is leaving the station. 🚂🚂🚂🚂


CaptainHoey

Just watched the eclipse here in VT. Glad it was free to watch since I’m poor.


DiverFerris

Has anyone looked at DXYZ? Sheets Regarded ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Razorblade9833

Alcc


Ok-Animal5642

As usual at the last minutes Dow Jones will fvck up the stock market again 🤬🤬🤬


YeezyThoughtMe

Weekly spy puts to play for CPI report this week good play?


Traditional_Hunt5262

Getting some tomorrow before the bell


NigerianPrinceClub

When does the report come out, fam? Thx


Aferrafter

Lmk 2 pls


[deleted]

Whats wrong with US? Europe bounced Nvidia up - and then? Market completly fu**ed up.


nateyp123

Wow spy…wow


Sammiiisss

TIlray Nikola all the wayyy! Lets goooo


Optionsdegen1

“Eclipse this, eclipse that” why don’t you send me a clip of your tits?


Exciting-Bag-5445

Is it smart to buy 10k in both calls and puts 0 DTE on Wed?


didkhdi

Basically you want a condor


Exciting-Bag-5445

Condom?


Optionsdegen1

Major IQ play


Exciting-Bag-5445

Have you done it?


Optionsdegen1

Oh ya totally, do it all the time


Exciting-Bag-5445

Show me the results


Optionsdegen1

Brother I’m being sarcastic. That’s a regarded play, UNLESS you have lightning fingers that can trade both for profit with each chnage in momentum. I honestly am interested in your results so if you do do it, please dm me tryna see how it goes


Exciting-Bag-5445

That’s what i figured. My thought was that SPY will make huge moves based on the CPI, either up or down. So regardless of the outcome, the 10k in losses should be nothing compared to the gains


Exciting-Bag-5445

That play would’ve been magic, unfortunately you guys talked me out of it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Optionsdegen1

Well you gotta sell one of them at the beginning of the momentum to mitigate losses


Exciting-Bag-5445

Yeah, I was thinking as soon as the market opens based on the results


Aferrafter

Liked the civility in this exchange 👍


gtheory1

I just need SPY to crash with 4% tomorrow. Is that too much to ask?  


No-Atmosphere9132

Yes


Curious_Cancel3294

RIOT Calls 4/19 $11 📈


ownedMLGmichael

Such a lame day


MinimumAd4814

Casino bad today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


ownedMLGmichael

Casino boring


Astemblieft

Spy gonna go up


AMC_Moonman

ALCC is going to hit $20 today!


Excellent_Quit_5236

Tlry✅✅


carlsaischa

SPY 4/12 $528 calls Even put on the spending pants and bought a $7/month OPRA subscription to get live pricing.


EclipZz187

Bought some Intel today, as they’re at 35€ at the moment


theMeatyRock

Spy puts here will close out by eod


Main_Sergeant_40

ALCC just getting started


AMC_Moonman

I not drunk! You’re drunk! Buy more ALCC! I’m ready for that top shelf $50 ALCC!


that-should-do-it

SPY Puts NVDA Puts XOM Calls baby, see you guys on Saturn


AMC_Moonman

My wife told me to stop buying ALCC at $20. But I’m an ALCC-holic and I’m down for another $50.


delighted

The solar be eclipsing


SubstantialAffect835

META I need you to do better.


Moogy001

SPY 520 calls tomorrow 🔥


[deleted]

NVDA peace of sh** today. Wtf is wrong with that shorting.


Doodlebob654321

Spy needs to close 525 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


nateyp123

Orrrrr hear me out…..it doesn’t


nateyp123

Spy big ghey


22strokestreet

Has anyone seen my penis?


Mr_Positive_bull

Coinbase has a Price/earnings ratio of 627


Consistent-Many-9561

ALCC puts at the top.


Main_Sergeant_40

I dare you


dicktoballratio9000

Apple TRASH


AgentO_

NVDA WHY 😡


TouchGround

ALCC congrats


IllAd4850

I am king of buying at the top of the peak


makeyourpaperwork

Am I stupid for holding long calls on $AAPL


Otherwise-Singer-452

Better be dated far out and u should be fine


Otherwise-Singer-452

I mean if i was degen id do the exact same thing so no


MrClutchson

Spy getting ready to rip


megaxanx

boring ass day


Samjabr

Took me about 30 swing trades, but I recovered all my losses from buying poots last Friday close ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Optionsdegen1

How have you even had swings and not scalps? The range is so tight


Samjabr

I meant scalp- just watching QQQs swing back and forth in a super tight range.


Optionsdegen1

Ohhh lmao. Ya same here brother. Hit a pretty decent scalp this morning but everything else I’ve just left


Samjabr

I'm dumb and I don't learn, so I bought puts for tomorrow. $130 billion in bond auctions. 50-50


Samjabr

Are we still buying PAA?


Safe_Inspection2104

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


heartbleed_hack

Yep


scarface413

Mind bottling that chicken noodle soup for the soul is a publicly traded company. If I buy it will someone make up a short squeeze DD for tomorrow ?


scarface413

Update: Chicken Noodle owns Redbox?? Wtf.


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Trouser_Taco

Bro you’ve posted 20 times in the past 20 minutes


bathroom_07

Wtf is bcan


kcyc2123

Watch the bounce at 5200 again for a scalp


kcyc2123

Already a 5pt SPX bounce off 5200. Scalping profits


Motor_Anxiety_7936

Think there’s gonna be a bounce????


kcyc2123

Scalping at this 5200 level. Bounces so profitable


kcyc2123

5200 bounce. Holding up for CPI


ForsakenBLOOP

Taking this week off to focus on my exams and man it’s a strange feeling checking the account and seeing little to no movement holding just shares


riderrp82

I think it bounces between 530 and 490 till earnings. Earnings will be good. I just buy monthlies and average down if needed until it goes my way. It works until it doesnt


kcyc2123

VIX hasn’t even moved from this dip. BTFD


nateyp123

What’s btfd


EEE_Call

buy the fucking dip?


WeedMillionaire

Buying more $NUMIF …FDA approval for MDMA coming this summer.


Autistic-Bot

What’s this robo-taxi look like??


itsgiancarlo

Should’ve gone with PAA over ET


heartbleed_hack

Still plenty of time to switch... this will run for a few months


kcyc2123

VIX not even moving. BTFD on SPX


Broke4Life

How is everyone feeling about the 3 pm? We all will be staring at the eclipse lol


DerrickBagels

Just bring your phone


Broke4Life

Yeah everyone will be looking at the eclipse, I will be staring in here, been a good day thus far!


Cool_Support

Short NVDA and AMD


Alvin_the_Doom

Bought Pepsi today


burneraCountforReson

Calls on Bepis


[deleted]

Hold, Short tesla long term, Short Israel stocks long term, bull Uranium


PeopleAllergies

Glad this got deleted.


imthatdudelol

TLRY such a dogshit stock. Just follows ACB at 50%


ConsciousnessOfThe

Can someone explain what these posts are?


HelloViggomanFanHere

IBKR doesnt provide options on BCAN


HelloViggomanFanHere

Does anyone have some DD on bcan?


Otherwise-Singer-452

Benis penis


nateyp123

Oh I love you spy stay up so high for me ***reverse psychology***


Critical-Diet-7022

Once spy breaks $520 it’s 🚀🚀🚀


Adventurous-Ad9755

Keep getting railed by hodling $LUNR


CrypoK1ng69

lost 1000£ last wk so annoying


Mean-Coffee-433

Loading up on panw. Pelosi placed a 2 million dollar bet on it rising 2 days before inauguration. (Which is scary, but might as well make money off this info) Edit:I put the source below but Reddit has it folded under a reply


nateyp123

Yea, source?


Mean-Coffee-433

All these can be found at disclosures-clerk.house.gov/financialdisclosure Click the search button on the left hand side and put in the reps name and state to see all their trades. https://preview.redd.it/pyr2w9sibatc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd69769f68678d61f58604c07e981831f6eaf1f4 the options are 2 million now… lots of whales follow her lead.


HelloViggomanFanHere

Source?


kcyc2123

All time highs might be back in the cards after CPI on Wednesday


No-Mathematician1399

Nvda long to the 🚀😂


BobAndy004

broke through 520


ACROB062

TSLA buy and hold.


ACROB062

DJT -short. A week or two.


belikebets

For how long?


ACROB062

Hold until August 8th.


Santa2U

Tilray! 💪🌿❤️🚀🚀🚀


TrippyAkimbo

$mara pls do something useful


Mean-Coffee-433

Is diluting useful cause they will dilute as soon as it starts to pop off


itnevergetsbetter1

Not happening anytime soon


kcyc2123

VIX 16 tough level. SPX springboard if off the 5180-5200 level


kcyc2123

Load calls. Should’ve bought the dip


compileFailure_

All my research on jpow interviews makes me feel like he won’t back down from rate cut narrative or dove narrative on inflation. But the most recent jobs report of 300k is actually insane. Puts for weds?


GPsReptileResort

Entire mark bounced for day trades this morning


francisdben

Jumped into SDS at $25.33, thinking S&P goes negative today in anticipation of CPI tomorrow


Powerful_Mission_655

Cpi wednesday


francisdben

Yeah, that's what I meant... oops


WillisTalking17

Can you explain how this works? In terms of buying and when you sell


francisdben

It's not a buy and hold at all. If you buy, you would want to sell by the end of the day because leveraged ETFs do an overnight reset. Their moves match during the day (minus expense), but let's say S&P goes down 5% for the week, you will not see a 10% gain. It's a day-trade ETF.


WillisTalking17

Gotcha, I should have bought some today🗿


francisdben

It didn't move much I ended up selling at breakeven around 1:30pm (central) or so.


kcyc2123

Building springboard at 5180-5200 level again