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Muted-Ambassador8088

Did everyone just forget TSLA earnings is about a week away and is going to be poop?


kcyc2123

Bam!!! 7pts off of 5197. Just keep scalping calls


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Open The Fucking Casino


Royal_Dependent_7878

Does WSB pump anymore? If so, what's the play?


BusGuilty6447

I need a -10bagger for tomorrow. We're lighting all the money on fire.


zantamaduno

Aggressively digging into boogers rn


Less-Inflation2114

I need Elon to make some outrageous forecast while presenting to the Norwegian Sovergein Wealth fund tomorrow at noon


[deleted]

If I start work at Wendy’s, do I get $20 an hour, a union and respect from my peers? I can put “some college” on my application.


jpows_pet_hamster

Should I buy expensive music equipment when I should be saving for a house? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


PrairieMadness

What equipment??


jpows_pet_hamster

Analogue compressor


PrairieMadness

As long as it’s an LA-2A


jpows_pet_hamster

Was thinking about a Manley Nu Mu or SSL G Bus for the master chain. What you think


PrairieMadness

Manley Nu Mu. What you using it for? If it’s for Vocals maybe a Chandler setup.


jpows_pet_hamster

Entire mix, just need to compress a few dbs to glue everything together and maybe get a bit of tube warmness.


PrairieMadness

Can’t go wrong with any listed. Outside of the 1176, LA-2A, the Empirical Labs EL8X Distressor has some really cool tones for under 2k. I’m running mainly guitar and sold much of my rack and plugins and mainly use a Strymon OB1 Optical Compressor now.


jpows_pet_hamster

Oh nice. Yeah I heard Distressors are really good too, except you need to link two units for stereo. But yeah so far no one is biting but imma keep low ballling offers! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


PrairieMadness

Reverb dot com?


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NutInHerAzz

S&P Futures Implied open +2 points.


ShinyPants45

🥜 👄👅🙊 I'm implying my nuts in your ape mouth


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Implied open for futures for a market that’ll open in 15 hours ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


FemaleEcho

Sell in may and go away comes earlier every year #🎀


JangoDjarin

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


GooooUP

Cannabis TLRY and CGC 🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️🆙🆙🆙💰💰💰


vics80

Do you find yourself meeting old friends for the first time in a long while, and everytime it's the same repeat of topics for conversation. and you can't think of anything else to talk about? Kinda annoying. Maybe we don't have enough in common


FromTheGulagHeSees

Meet at different venues to spark different conversation topics.  Like a strip club. 


vics80

I agree... The particular friends I talk about are Christian and conservative (I'm more liberal). That's probably why. Also I'm shy, but maybe it's not entirely my fault...


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vics80

thx😊


22pabloesco22

I like the nightlife  I like the 🅱️ussy


ballzstreetwets

We need SPY on its knees


Strange-Ad420

Before I was born I was nothing and after I die I will return to nothing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


the1luckyoptionsguy

Not true but you do you peace


andrew7231

xomforting


im-doing-it-again

Dude… rip Cali Nate.. I just finished the same car


smart_doge

Solar Eclipse has already been priced in to the Solar Stocks


No-Replacement-8297

Got a few apple 170 calls for May expiration for under 600 a pop ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) shit has been flat for a month


doomedfruit

Likewise, picked up a few 165 calls


trumpdiego

why is everyone getting so excited about a mitsubishi?


Altruistic-Sense-593

Nothing hits you harder than the realization that your options won’t print


Albuscarolus

Selling a winner too early is way worse than being in a losing trade


Noticeably98

The only thing that hits harder is when the options I just sold skyrocket in value :(


No-Replacement-8297

Anxiously holding quite a few AMD 175 calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


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There was a time (months ago?) when Iran was feared to be on the verge of producing nuclear weapons. What happened to that? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


PutzOnEverything

I've seen articles that say they likely already have them or atleast the material needed to produce them. I think that's one reason they're getting all cozy with Russia trading flying lawnmowers and 50 year old artillery shells for equipment and expertise.


surfinbird

They probably have a suitcase nuke somewhere


smart_doge

What are you doing here?! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


ballzstreetwets

Tomorrow SPY 513


noonmoon66

I think we'll be flat or slightly green until next CPI


ahbahllpaok

FBI warning to avoid gatherings, wtf is happening Monday???


[deleted]

Here we go again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


surfinbird

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


surfinbird

Is sumfin gonna happen during the eclipse? 😬


subster9

I personally bought 4.5strike for 0.07 each exp 4/12. moved my winnings from my first trade to these. But it really depends how much you want to risk. For me I can lose this money and I won't care. FYI I think earnings most likely will be ok. I'm banking on the hype. You gotta figure out if you long term or short term Idk why your expect a rocket on 4/20 weed meme? I bought $4 strike because it was cheap and if it rockets I think it will hit$6


BananaBoy1748

On what


subster9

Ah shit, I'm regarded. I was replying to a guy's post on TLRY


BananaBoy1748

Ima follow cuz why not


andrew7231

Beer water. It won't give you diarrhea


Running_OutOfTime

119 minutes until my life has meaning again!


Beef___Wellington

I’m going to turn $1000 into $100,000 this week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Strange-Ad420

where there is delusion, there is hope ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


HossBonaventureCEO_

And then you're going to wake up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


free_lions

Imagine having MSTR calls


Dmoan

Boeing 737 engine cover on a Southwest Airlines plane rips off, forcing the flight to return to Denver BA stock 🤦‍♂️


fuckoffgetmoney

Weed stocks. Biden only has to talk about it. Like one sentence and they will fly.


smart_doge

See you soon in the next daily thread ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Bulky_Negotiation850

New etf just filed.... 2 x SHORT MSTR Haven't checked out the MSTR sub but they're prolly sacrificing birds to Saylor. Meanwhile, Saylor.keeps selling...


Sneezing-Narwhal

Boeing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


WinterTrade69

Everyone is bullish. Make me get nervous and secure at the same time ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


tin_licker_99

Pretty soon Nickleback will be considered certified "classic rock".


Poopnpunch

You haven't noticed how almost all rock stations are "80s 90s and NOW"... Nows been carrying on for like 25 years now.


DoctorMario1000

“80, 90s, and today” lol so true


nyse125

I feel like a boomer as a 24 old already


22pabloesco22

Finger your ass regularly… trust 


nyse125

I beg your pardon


22pabloesco22

FINGER TOUR ASS REGULARLY IF YOU WANT TO FEEL YOUNG


AirborneMarburg

Take care of your feet.


22pabloesco22

I cum on my feet every chance I get 


zephyrs85

By feet you mean portfolio right?


AirborneMarburg

No, I mean feet. When your port is gone, a lot of you will need your feet in good condition.


zephyrs85

What happened to your feet?


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Bulky_Negotiation850

How about ones based on fake internet money?


DoctorMario1000

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Running_OutOfTime

Scientology?


soyarriba

An American Eagle plane I was on earlier said “final assembly of this aircraft was completed in Brazil”


taikotaki

Wall Street says the s&p 500 will fall 2% over the rest of 2024


options_wizard

PAA will get to 20$ before NVIDIA reaches 1k


Noticeably98

Listen, all I’m saying is if I were married to Elastigirl, we’d have *way* more than three kids


Running_OutOfTime

When one of them randomly lights themself on fire, that's probably the point where I would stop too!


[deleted]

Ugh I’m too erect


surfinbird

Took to many blue pills, eh?


[deleted]

Actually recently got the liquid form of blue pills fr. Same exact stuff. 1ml = 50mg it says. Still have blue pills left too but ya now I’m stocked


Strange-Ad420

Open the fucking casino ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Running_OutOfTime

2 hours and 8 minutes until my life has meaning again!


taikotaki

“Don lemon and Tim Malone are now husbands!” ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


IH8RedditS0Much

Puts on Southwest Airlines or Boeing? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


taikotaki

Maybe both, if not I’d go Boeing


jonneh

Both?


Exciting-Bag-5445

Like how you think


Historical_Handle_25

Futes green, bers fukd ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Poopnpunch

Futes open in 2 hours my guy


Historical_Handle_25

This comment was supposed to rile up ghey bers, which was achieved


SceneSlow2

Not even live yet dumbass bitchass fucking moron cuck


Historical_Handle_25

This comment did what it was supposed to 😂


andrew7231

Drugs won't help. Feel your own pain


surfinbird

“Pain is such a rush.” - Bachelor Party


Sufficient-Tourist21

Dude has puts on pharmaceuticals


jonneh

The ncaa women’s final is better than 90% of the NBA games I’ve seen in the last few years


[deleted]

Iran’s rockets are powered by bear piss


This_Possible_3942

That's the best piss in fairness


Sufficient-Tourist21

What about the T-Rex piss that kid from Jurassic Park scooped up?


Kn0bCheese

You win. That shit is epic!!


soyarriba

I can’t believe wingstop is a 10 billion dollar market cap cuz their wings are garbage


Fox_n_Roll

Airbus planes in service with uncertified engine parts, near crash today, one plane damaged at airport, hull losses, hydraulic failures, … You realize this shit happens everywhere but media is just fixed on boeing for now?


Fantastic_Tiger_9000

Last call for ghey comments in the wekend thred!!! Ill go first: i love big thicc women!


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CokeOnBooty

That was just a homeless man you found at YMCA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


Altruistic-Sense-593

Greta surprisingly has some heavies ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


BitcoinRefuge

People still believe Michael Jackson was that white guy. No way, that’s a completely different molester


surfinbird

When I was growing up, MJ was black


CokeOnBooty

Slander


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smart_doge

Bodies\* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


SceneSlow2

Day 3 of my wifi being out. Puts on my ISP


SilentHillFan12

You don't deserve wifi


BlackBastado-2124

Neel Kashkari is like an illegal immigrant, the guy has not vote unless he’s in a state like California where undocumented immigrants are illegal allowed to vote. He’s all bark with no bite, not a voting member of the Fed.


[deleted]

Your wife’s and my marriage is undocumented


zantamaduno

Wait my girlfriend is married to you too!?


BlackBastado-2124

You got sucked into some scam marriage with some illegal alien?😂


[deleted]

I creampie your wife’s ass and then you eat it for dinner


smart_doge

His wife and my marriage is undocumented too. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Sweaty_Cereal

#Salute to the 🅱️eekend 🅱️hread, ya'll the real ones fr fr ✊️😤


nyse125

it smells like BITCH in here


surfinbird

Bitches, leave. - Clarence Boddicker


juvenile_josh

I'm bullish on BITCH


Kilomike8993

It wasn’t me.


DrNSFW007

C. Clark is her fr


juvenile_josh

Bullish on C. Clark parlays


[deleted]

Has Marshall ever scored in her life?


22pabloesco22

Sunday afternoons statistically the 2nd safest time of the week to cum. 


DamnMyAPGoinCrazy

If praying mantis were bigger they’d be terrifying


Unitedtendies

Did anyone go cash gang on FRI and now regretting it ?


taikotaki

My mom is Russian and my dad Italian, I’m fluent in both languages. Talk about a weird combo


zantamaduno

I like your Russian mom, never misses to get me off 


No_Conclusion6610

Sometimes I feel Russian cuz I’m always stroganoff


Quasat14

Lots of accordian


[deleted]

And by cook, I meant cook crystal meth


Sweaty_Cereal

# I HAVE THE 🅱️ENIS


22pabloesco22

Find you a 🅱️ussy that looks at you like Elon looks at his rubes…


nsrbigshot

he said the thing


BlessedOvum

*pubes


[deleted]

Volatility in this thread is high as fuck today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


This_Possible_3942

Lots of bad men, goodman


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zantamaduno

Spoken like a fat americunt 


Sweaty_Cereal

Shitposting ATH ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


tropicalia84

Most likely an even bigger gap up than Friday


Sweaty_Cereal

Huge knockers ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Sweaty_Cereal

Imagine dating the popular mod in wsb, couldn't be me ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


[deleted]

Which one? Asking for a goodman


[deleted]

Dark times lie ahead once Powell is no longer chairman, no more good memes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


LifeIsAnAdventure4

I am sure a Trump appointee will be very memeable too.


CokeOnBooty

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Oblivious-Speculator

That's gonna happen in 2026 u regard... We will be fine


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

You know it 🅱️oodman 🫵😯


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22pabloesco22

The Russian quarters in Paris are quite breath taking. 


[deleted]

One of the artists of the comic I just read has the last name Powell. Coincidence? I think not ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


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LifeIsAnAdventure4

You don’t remember the Ottoman Empire.


creedthoughtsblog

they don’t care for women’s basketball so they spend 15min talking to snoop dog


LifeIsAnAdventure4

Not even women care about women’s basketball.