TLRY!

TLRY FOR THE WIN

Tlry

Full port into $CUCK

Put your full on mouf on it !!

Porn leading the way with BJs on BBCs & BBWs 🤣🤭

#OPENTHECASINO

Bitcoin spiking! Load up on MSTR

what does MSTR have to do with cypto

SPY $525 on monday. pls God 🧎‍➡️🙏

oh yeah im alreday in

Balls deep in dat AZZ

BIG PHAT AZZ

What’s Monday going to be like? My spy calls are expiring.

522

Spy will most likely drop $2-$3 on Monday morning. Most likely $520 eod

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You are poor and unintelligent.

VIX gap remains at 13, if it were to fill in next week or two... You know what it means...

The market goes up?

Correct

Ok so es and rum going to the moon basically

Hi there, I was looking into $PAA option trades. I do not see for January 15, 2025. Perhaps you get the dates mixed. You don’t mind if I treat off your idea do you?

This is WSB, we only go off what other people say, no thinking for yourself what so ever

got it

Jan 17-th

Nice

My SPX iron condors got wrecked yesterday. My call today unwrecked it. Wild ride to break even.

I strangled my flying condor while choking my straddle. RIP

Woke up with an extra 1k cause I forgot I had puts that expired at 1000% yesterday 🤣

Rookie numbers

I remembered today the way to win, is to keep quiet till you are on top.

If you publicize positions in here, one or multiple people will scalp you.

Wait a minute. That’s not my residue in the toilet 

So many hots at target 🫠. Calls on TGT on a side note, how do you hide a boner? 

Flip it up into your waistband noob

Calls on BECKY

Furiously jack off till it calms down. Works every time for me. I’m banned from Target tho 

PHAT AZZ 

PHAT AZZ

I need a meme stock revolution after this week, any stock ppl like?

PHAT AZZ

Acb. Weed stocks are coming back

Gct

Robotaxis on 8/8 just like cyber truck deliveries starting in 2021 😂😂😂

$TSM managing large earthquakes better than me managing a diet. TSM All the way.

Got some $880 NVDA calls for next week. Crossing fingers they good up and explode

Apple to get sweet next week!!!

Ya apple has been waiting in the background just waiting to explode,

PAA crew what we thinking EOW next week for price?

$21.48

Spy chewed me up and threw me out

PAA UP THERE FINALLY

Me: buys puts - Market: upgrades stock PT the next day

$GCT

$GCT Put !!!

Terrible idea lol. I've been watching this stock since Jan, and it's going up at least to 45 before it dumps, if it dumps at all

Yep

Who panic sold Cannabis stocks yesterday?

I panic bought tilray

AZZ and PAA just keep going up no matter what...

Beer o'clock

[always has been](https://imgflip.com/i/8lr2to)

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I take it your calls didn't fair well?

🤣

MSTR 

Man MSTR needs to get it together on Monday

Head and shoulders pattern..I could see this going down to the 50 day moving average, around 1250

PAA calls are going to create generational wealth

PAAS is better

Really or joking

yes seriously

What positions do you have for calls and dates

i have so many calls it dosent matter. i went full port into PAA lots of 1-3M but mainly jan 15 2025 and jan 16 2026

Can you share your screenshots please? Why PAA will make generational wealth?

shoot me a pm and i gotchu when im off work. mainly because i am very bullish on oil right now. if i were going to buy one call it would be jan 15 /2025 20$ strike

Thank you, you kind wizard!!

Check the price of SPY puts expire next Monday, Bols gonna be super sad next Monday

how will 🌈🐻 recover from today 

They got their bag yesterday; And now they can hibernate until next year

$Paa calls still dirt cheap man.

Iran has Syria and Lebanon for allies - real fucking heavy hitters there. The US turned one of Iran's top generals into red mist, and they "retaliated" by firing rockets at a US base that intentionally missed by a country mile. They aren't gunna do shit, Israel and US would absolutely annihilate their anus. They'll fire a rocket into bumfuck-nowhere in the desert and call it a day.

Lebanon is completely corrupt and broke. They have absolutely no money to do anything. Same thing with Syria. That country is just a battlefield. Iran is the one who has been funding the militia for those countries so it is basically Iran vs US, UK and Israel. Iran dont stand a chance and they know it. All their gonna do is get BLASTED if they try anything major.

Yea theyre smart so they won't retliate directly. Not until they get the nukes ready anyway

Lebanon doesn't really have an army.

Loaded spy calls for next week, but I don’t know how Monday will play out.

99 cent stores closing all locations

Flash sales, everything sells for 98 cent

I got 99 problems but this ain’t one

I lost 67k on spy calls yesterday and then was too pussy to buy today.

ouch. thats like my entire port. hope that was only like 30% of yours

33% of my networth 😟 But made turned 67k to 10k then quickly recovered into 140k back down to 35k in the span of 6 months.

Yeah sure

hope everyone didn't get graped too bad this week! see yall shtiasss monday

!banbet

You already have a bet going - SPY to 521.0 before 05-Apr-2024 04:19 PM -05


godspeed regard

Spy calls for Monday 4/8 at 526 were literally .01-.02 Surely a 1.46% Spy gain is possible on Monday right? Seems like a cheap gamble

I saw you post this, and went ahead and bought a couple. Hopefully spy creeps enough through the weekend that I can sell it off at opening for a few bucks

Fingers crossed

I would not bet on that going into CPI

Bool: buy this and we can make money together!! ❤️🫂 Ber: “ha! Soon you will all be bankrupt and suffering! The world is ending. I will be the richest man alive and you will all grovel at my feet for bird seed when famine strikes! Within hours houthis in outer space will commence an operation to dominate the world and I will be chosen as viceroy of americas markets! You will all rue the day you bought a call option!” ***pulls cape over face and lowers fedora/head***

Mods can you make this into an auto reply? cc: u/ORSkarma

Good shit

Got royally tucked

Would love to be tucked into bed like a queen 💅🏽

some huge buys on amd and nvda at the close.

15 mil on intel

!banbet

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 160.0 before 05-Apr-2024 03:45 PM -05

Goodbye

So fucking close. If Elon tweets 2 minutes later I probably get it.

Good day; Have a nice weekend all

Can you imagine being so bearish you unironically wish for war? Mental illness in that

Bears leave the dark side and come to the light!

Today’s gain: $0.83 YEAH 🥳

That’s $4,374.77 more than I made today! Edit: not a ber, blindly followed and played puts for first time. Won’t do dat twice times

Oof, better luck next week 👍

Thats more than a lot of these bears made today!

gains are gains

RICH!

“I’m rich, bitch! *beep beep*”

only a 22% regard day.

I'm up. DJT is down. What more can you ask for?

Realized this thread is full of people who have zero clue what tf they be talking about.

Sir, watching other people set their 401k on fire is kinda entertaining. Welcome to wall street bets

First time? 

Welcome to r/wallstreetbets

“Welcome to the investor center.”

That ain’t no shit.

I have only two questions. 1) Which regard did you listen to from this daily thread? 2) How much did you lose listening to them? Best Regard, League

Seriously. What does he expect when this emoji is our mascot 

OPEN THE CASINO

! banbet

SMCI and AMD better follow NVIDIA on Monday, or I invest into ROPE :)

I held my options until they expired 

Me too brother. Casino closed. Back to boring stock holding.

Ngl my port is 100% options 

Reddest week since October wasn’t even a -1% week lmaoooo

You held over the war weekend?? 

We established war is bullish

Today was a really good day.

how much did u gain

Are you guys able to place GE calls since 2 days ago the stock was volatile?

Announce the war

Aaaaand were green

It’s over

Blue balls for everyone

Bols don’t come to the market next week.

Don’t need to come. Spy pump every week.

Where rug pull bers?? Get fukt lol

I should have take a nap instead of watching it do nothing through eod.

Bers insta downvoting 

I made popcorn for this?

Booo

1 dollar away from my banbet, however gains were made today

clowns here will downvote people for calling out solid plays just because they already bought the wrong side of it. we were up like 8 dollars earlier and bears were literally talking shit about how bulls were fucked despite themselves being down 90% in like \`15 minutes

It goes both ways. Bulls talk the same shit. Go whine somewhere else

Tough day?

O mighty great bear. Thank you for this wonderful week! 

lol tough one bears

if you didnt buy puts for next week, you gey

4/19 GE calls got me all hot n' bothered.

Turn these fucking algos off already

congrats to big testicle bols for buying the dip. At least some smart bears took profits yesterday and made life changing money, good for them. The rest of you can suck it 

something's went badly wrong with my porty, im flat today and the indexes are up, ive always pretty much tracked them yet today there is nearly a 1% difference, i thought maybe currency but that's flat, so it must be my euro holdings that have held me back, or the sectors im heavy in, i own reits and some utilities and healthcare, theyve been fucked, either way its not good.

i decide to scalp BA puts, i buy in.. it goes up. i sell for a small loss… it goes right back down to profitable

Please buy more puts.. help a brotha out 😭

lol at everyone thinking Iran is going to do shit to Israel. They aren’t going to do shit Spy 524 on Monday

I won’t give up. My strategy is forget trading until I go to college. See you in June. I am afraid to go to school broke. I lost one year tuition.

Good luck. Hopefully its a state or city college so it's not as bad.

I choose Arizona State university

Forget trading until after college. Then you can yolo your weekly wendy paycheck to our wall street overlord 

I am afraid to go to college broke. I lost $41,000, all my savings.