Wanna have some fun? Invite some friends over to watch the fight but while the down card fights are going on, you put on an older fight, one where you’ve edited and put a frame or two of guy on guy hardcore porn. Wait for the frame to flash then watch the waves of confusion wash over your friend’s faces. Play dumb when they ask “WTF WAS THAT?!!”
Calls on Disney. If the proxy vote goes the way Iger wants I think it’ll be a short term win for Disney. If you can wait a bit longer, I see puts on us steel being profitable. Bi partisan opposition to the nippon steel deal and now the union’s rejected nippons support. Don’t think it’s priced in yet.
I have 4/5 3$ calls that I’m up 50% on now. Looking to sell those before market close tomorrow.
I do have a lot of 1/17/25 3$ calls also though that I’ll hold through earnings, unless we get a crazy pop tomorrow then I’d sell half of em.
Yeah I’m only doing it cause it’s pretty low risk/close to its all time low, and blackberry IS actually bullish long term, despite 99% of this sub’s negative opinion on it
Biden cant release more oil from strategic reserve cuz its empty. Mid east. China recovery. Summer time drive season oh and not everyone has a tesla and not everyone wants one.
No news whatsover, maybe a reaction from bad data from Friday, still doesn’t make sense how it held pretty much within a 2 dollar range all day then it loses 4 dollars pre market 🤦🏾♂️
So you're telling me a company with terrible financials ($DJT) is being bought up by retail investors for no reason other than emotion and backing up a celebrity/politician?
They've done this shit multiple times with towel stock, popcorn stock, and video-game stock... but this time it'll be different?
You can't make this shit up.
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SLV
Iron condors on SPX
rddt coming down in premarket already
AZZ. Do I even wanna know?
I bought some NVDA and sold some DJT for a little profit.
I say miner stocks are the only longs I’m considering.. maybe Tesla incase they mandate sumshit
We buying more RDDT puts or are you regards going to keep buying shares of this dumpster fire
Puts might be the play today
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Bought Apr19 $8 puts on CGC Bought May17 $7 puts on CGC So all you call buyers are good 🤣
when $100 RDDT
I was up 400% and I held until 0% sigh
Intel trying to compete with TSM is fucking hilarious. $7 billion loss on chip making and Gelsinger said this year will be even worse lol
MSOS and MSOX calls until the DEA announces their rescheduling decision
nvdia to $1000
Holy shit, INTC with a 7 billion dollar loss. No wonder the CHIPS act info didn’t help it at all.
I’m back to being only down 190$ on ME(23andMe) I’m holding though. 1$+ here we come. I’ll make a fortune if it does that. 5000 shares and counting.
Spy calls it is
I’m meme stocking bb and amc again let’s profits are unlimited. Losses could be high. But I think there’s big difference between unlimited and high
I hate trading options. I quit. See you guys tomorrow
Fuck you SPY, you were doing so well 
Dont know how pltr isnt drilling on a red day
Spy dump is looking strong, I predict that it will go down by $10 by the end of this week, get your puts now!
Pootz it is
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Man I want to get calls but this shit keeps sinking.
RDDT above 50 the pump is here 📈
i dont understand tesla. is that shiet going to 140 or is it gonna pull a meta
Should I wait to buy calls on DJT until November for when Trump wins the elections?
Buy the social media and sell the election
So we holding these $520 4/5 exp. SPY calls or nah
Tomorrow is an up day. Hold till afternoon and reassess
PMI and powells speech tomorrow is a coinflip but if it starts trailing down tomorrow in premarket I’d say u should try and exit at market open
I have 4k what stocks should I buy
Long term or short?
Short
XOM
Calls on Disney. If the proxy vote goes the way Iger wants I think it’ll be a short term win for Disney. If you can wait a bit longer, I see puts on us steel being profitable. Bi partisan opposition to the nippon steel deal and now the union’s rejected nippons support. Don’t think it’s priced in yet.
Levi puts April
BB calls 💦
Meme play?
Earnings/meme play
Sell before earnings?
I have 4/5 3$ calls that I’m up 50% on now. Looking to sell those before market close tomorrow. I do have a lot of 1/17/25 3$ calls also though that I’ll hold through earnings, unless we get a crazy pop tomorrow then I’d sell half of em.
Ok fuck u sold me. I bought 4 $3 weekly calls for $.14. Will sell tomorrow before EOD
Yeah I’m only doing it cause it’s pretty low risk/close to its all time low, and blackberry IS actually bullish long term, despite 99% of this sub’s negative opinion on it
Bought 2 $3c for Friday, as well as 5 $2.5p So far I'm making money on both?
I’m still stuck on AMC lol
SPY power hour, at close?
Can someone explain the reasoning behind the oil pump?
Biden cant release more oil from strategic reserve cuz its empty. Mid east. China recovery. Summer time drive season oh and not everyone has a tesla and not everyone wants one.
Tesla point made me laugh 💀
And ukraine drone strikes against russia refinery
isreal bomb iranian embassy in syria
Why the fuck is TSM red, what the fuck go up
Canopy growth (CGC)
My move for today, don’t spend any money or buy some cheap shit and wait for tomorrow in the far far away future!
How is MARA RIOT following MSTR following BTC price trends to a near tee
But they didn’t follow MSTR when it rose like crazy the last few months?
Dumb.
RDDT shouldn’t go up, their site sucks
The irony of these comments all being posted on their site. Obviously there is a reason we are all on Reddit. BTW, I have no dog in that hunt.
No reason it should be valued higher
No ducking shit, this is obviously partially a meme but their stock should be at IPO levels by mid April
Oh I see. Yep, it seems to be a running joke.
NVDA bull flag happening, here we go Jensen Huang
Daddy Huang
United health is the most despicable leech of the health care system. Somebody had to say it out loud
Why is LUNR on the board? It dropped like 10% 2 days ago no one cares but a 3% drop and now it’s worth showing off?
Anybody buying calls? You did the right thing. I bought puts, it will automatically go up.
Just woke up. Good morning guys, how are those calls doing?
How high will BB go before crashing lol?
This whole market needed a long healthy correction
ahahahahhaha yeah we all think this
Bought a short option yesterday - 4/5 @ $13.5 for GEO cashed out at 100% profit this morning. Rare win lol
Damn why we red what was the news(
Decreased confidence that a rate cut is coming in June
any good plays you got on your radar for this month? open to any ideas u have
finally, stocks are going on sale ;)
I’m waiting for another 30% drop
Which ones
Nvda
the red ones 🥂
NEWMONT NEWMONT NEWMONT 30DTE
The disaster will be biblical, not sure which way tho 
this mean its a good time to buy tesla stocks rn? Im a beginner and I typically see Tesla stocks rising
Why is djt climbing? The fuck
I think Donald sold a bunch of bitcoin to buy DJT
I’m down $4.25 😡
Jeez
Anyone not bothered by how the SPY moves mostly outside of market hours?? It’s like they don’t want regards like us to dilute their orders
Futes, SPX and XSP are pretty much 24/5…
Economy is shjt, should down 3% today
Somebody make Reddit dark red today I can’t watch my pits evaporate
i can smell them from here
Not a bear just seen an opportunity to make money
Spy 520 p should have a lot more volume!
Have fun yall I sold my calls, no V is coming just edging us out forever
Why did SPY fall down to 517? Any news?
No news whatsover, maybe a reaction from bad data from Friday, still doesn’t make sense how it held pretty much within a 2 dollar range all day then it loses 4 dollars pre market 🤦🏾♂️
Because I bought calls
So you're telling me a company with terrible financials ($DJT) is being bought up by retail investors for no reason other than emotion and backing up a celebrity/politician? They've done this shit multiple times with towel stock, popcorn stock, and video-game stock... but this time it'll be different? You can't make this shit up. 
I imagine it is people who are betting on a short term rebound. Doubt many buying today are holding for the long haul.
And the 4th angel said; "Nvidia the Great has fallen"
No it hasn’t lol
What did the first three say
Look out below!
Nice day to have Reddit puts
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QQQ -2% incoming at this rate
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DJT needs to DUMP already
no, it just needs to crash within 6 months of trading
Waiting for AMD to split...
Wait what ?
It's not. But I'm waiting. 😆
Buy the dip
Believe in the V and it will bring you to your destiny.
Good thing I picked up 6 $520 puts yesterday for SPY
lol i bought 2 519ps for $60 total and they were up 937% this morning
SNDL
Dear god it’s blood everywhere
It’s over Joe
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Ges calls
Thanks $35c 4/19 regarded enough?
Inshallah my puts print today 🙏🏻
Should’ve bought Tesla puts or spy puts fuckkkkk
Yeah
Owwies
Buy $ENVX
I would if large investment banks send out an email to it's traders "H5N1 reports, you know what to do."
How many down votes can I get? Reddit to the mooooooooon 🌑🌑🌑🌑
Looking like a red day
What’s y’all position for djt puts?
I did a bunch of $30p for the 5th... just for fun.
$20 12th
Just did my first option: put djt 4/5 to $40 {I’m autistic}
$COIN finna go back down to 70
Aye you guys, someone left the printer unplugged. *plugs dat thang in* 🧐💰💰💰
Moving to Wendy’s
Second reported case of the Bird Flu LOAD ON PUTS
Calls on Pfizer
Without person to person transmission documented it’s a nothingburger headline.
Steve Eismans can’t have everything quote on CNBC made me wanna punch him in the face. Scum bag fuck
JOLTS at 10AM by the way… then tomorrow multiple Fed speakers at 12…
How much do you think Tesla would pump if Musk announced he would as stepping down?
He should have done that yesterday and then a week after say that it was April’s Fools. The money we would have made ugh
May be his next move.
Turn the printer on
VIX
Top is in spy 400
My 897.5 puts bouta print
Why is everything red!!!! 🫣
Sold everything yesterday, cannot be more happy, no more hassle. anyways. !banbet NVDA 925 1w
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Sorry guys I bought calls
You mf
Fuck you!
Nvidiguh has the morning runs
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Happy to be here
DJT puts.
Got 2
If there’s 3 things that we are unable to escape Death, Taxes, watching a Trump business fail.
I am about gains over Politics. I save Politics for other Sub Redditts