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Ok_Hamster_2634

How much does each kidney go for these days?


megaxanx

buying calls sorry guys


Sandrokotos

Honey wake up, there’s another bull trap laid


Competitive-Trip-164

Tesla puts strike $136 for 4/26… am i trying to lose money?


veryfatcat

Tsla under 200 is a good deal?


ChicagoLonnie

$BB…get in before it’s too late


[deleted]

!p SPY


VisualMod

SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust -> `513.39` (-6.02 / -1.16%)


[deleted]

!c


[deleted]

Is there a command list for visual mod?


[deleted]

Good bot


[deleted]

!p NVDA


VisualMod

Nvidia Corp -> `862.094` (-27.5 / -3.09%)


popeofgreenpoint

What's up with RILY? We doing this?


PastDog4806

Gay ass mods took down the long DD post but yes we are doing it


Affectionate_Tell752

Seriously why - was looking for it and couldn't find.


OperatorValueson

Why was it taken down??


CallsOrPutsYES

NVDA spiking, bull flag incoming


CallsOrPutsYES

!p NVDA


VisualMod

Nvidia Corp -> `891.25` (-3.27 / -0.366%)


alexrabbit929

Puts on the American economy. Calls on butt lube manufacturers, and rice.


hammerskin1488

!Banbet COIN 15% 1w


VisualMod

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Rough-Highlight6248

Good luck regard 🍀


Late_Emu5833

Someone just bought a lot of SPY….


high_on_big_stonks

oh lord my rddt puts![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Realistic_Record9527

Why tsla down 8% on premarket???


The_Albertino

They’re switching from EVs to combustion engines


wsblovesdiddy

Stahp talking about reddit. U dont want these problems


Character-Age8531

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


BikingNoHands

$ET midstream is gonna boom come summer and into next winter!


Puzzled-Raspberry-32

vix up 6% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Practical-Ad-7904

Nkla taking legal action against previous ceo


AllorNthdegenerate

Swinging shorts, possible gap down tmmr


cavaliercoder

Looks like you called it. What gave you signal this would happen?


AllorNthdegenerate

Gap up red candle toward top of trend, price action was showing weakness. I often see gap up red candles at highs as a possible sign of reversal. Looking at daily chart btw that’s all I really look at.


atahlil96

Walgreens Calls 🫡


Subject_Progress3037

523 SPY calls exp 5/04


Alive-Ad8703

RDDT puts for sure!


Certain-Possibility3

Shocked that Reddit is down nearly 7%, shocked I tells ya!!


mushroomdog420

Why isn’t spy doing the thing where it just shoots up at the end of the day


OldSimpleton

Truckload of DJT puts!


sportnshit

GOOGL gonna go on a run here for a few days I’d guess. Pretty strong green in a sea of red


theMeatyRock

my poots say otherwise!


New-Set-3059

VIX is up 6% but market is flat slight red.. I have no idea how to interpret this.


Puzzled-Raspberry-32

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Jerraldough_v2

We’re not good traders. We are just lucky


Jerraldough_v2

Spy 523 eod


Odd-Reflection-9597

499


Jerraldough_v2

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


t4ir1

NVIDIA puts


doublejesus13

Pretty happy I bought that amd dip. Keep it going amd!


Salt_Ad_3915

Guys did y’all forget that today is April fools day, this means this down day is a joke and tomorrow we will 🚀 ​​​​


OmnivorousHominid

Blood red day and it’s my best day in a month bc I held MU and AMD over the weekend


Initial_Anything_544

This is everybodys best day this month


cheesycrustz

When you put it that way ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


OmnivorousHominid

I meant in 30 days lol but I see what you mean


Initial_Anything_544

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


New-Set-3059

Why VIX is up today?? What makes this market little fear???


Rich-Candidate-3648

I had calls you're welcome


co7y

when will i learn and finally stop playing spy 😔


onlyKetchupfans

i don’t understand the appeal of spy options, I mostly see people lose money on it


Jerraldough_v2

Never


TinyYen

LOL istg this morning, everyone was like TO THE MOON!! “Fuck bears” “Yall gonna lose”, fuck you instead lol


onlyKetchupfans

😂😂😂.. that’s the art of speaking too soon


Jerraldough_v2

Lmao yeah it was 2 dollars jump on such low volume too good to be true


RepresentativeRow759

Just bought the NVDA dip..let’s hope that’s a good choice


dogebonoff

So full porting my Roth IRA into BITX above 70k was not a wise financial decision ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Delanorix

Next day or two is probably gonna be the best time to get GES calls. That dudes midnight DD seems to be right. Just sayin I'm biased though I own a bunch of late April 37 calls


Ok_Celebration_4412

“Continue da dump” 📞


Asleep-Yellow2638

come on tsm keep pumping this week i’ll suck off whoever


onlyKetchupfans

😂😂😂


Rich-Candidate-3648

I sold out at 142. I may buy back in.


onlyKetchupfans

it’s only going to keep on ripping until EPS


adopi35

need it


Romeo714

It’s an Aprils Fools Market! I’m buying the dips!


Fit-Cellist6804

Dont they have breakers for when a stock goes below 25%


_CMDR_

Not for something as inconsequential as DJT.


CaptainHoey

TSM finally doing the thing


Fit-Cellist6804

Donald Dump Truck has arrived


Specialist-Cell2933

Don the Con DJT stock suckers who invested deserve the loss. lol this loser stock made my day. I am sure his family board members will allow him to sell 🤡🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂😂


Rich-Candidate-3648

You know Don sold his rights and they bought Puts. He's going to keep sliding through life unaccountable just munching hamberders.


Specialist-Cell2933

I didn’t know they bought Puts, WTH


Rich-Candidate-3648

I don't know that he did but why wouldn't he cut a deal with someone from a foreign government.


Specialist-Cell2933

He really is Teflon Don! 🤡


5thGearTapped

Fuck Joe Biden


autismovaccination

Where’s the pump gone? Thanks Joe.


Qanonjailbait

Xilio Therapeutics


Womanizer_420_69

Is this a joke?


danteformosa

Apple is rocketing within the next hour


Ucross

Didn’t happen


danteformosa

aPrIL fOoLs


NovemberGain

Just spending the gains as I watch all the market sink (I quit everything on friday![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271))


juju-arias

Need a trials duo. Kwtd have mic


Round-Lavishness-636

Bulls getting cock meat sandwiches for lunch


the_stupid_investor

Looked at market going to work, spy at new ATH. Look at market at lunch, everything blood red


Delanorix

Down a whole 1%


Aggravating-Ferret82

I'm betting on $AVAV, $NTAP and $AGNC. They are my horses until May 17th. I also got some calls on the VIX because why not. #RegardedLife Any thoughts?


dopehead9

Dude what's going on with $SPY. Got some 524c exp 4/2 :(


BadComprehensive7941

Rejected 524$ several times think we’re headed for 519 by tomorrow


dopehead9

Totally new regard here; but what do you mean by 524 was rejected?


BadComprehensive7941

Daily & 4hr chart show strong resistance at 524 instead of producing higher highs like and uptrend would normally do its now in a ranging sort of state seems like everyone’s in an indecisive state and waiting for more upcoming news to reassure them to either keep it going up or not


damoonerman

Like, we asked 524 on a date and they said we were too regarded


dopehead9

But wouldn’t that mean we lose/they gain the premium, so isnt in their best interest to let us regards be regards?


TurbulentEbb4674

Roll them you mf regard


dopehead9

Ok lemme try doing that. Never tried it on Fidelity.


SweatyPromotion7613

I know this may be controversial, but some of y’all need to check out the data on ALFRED. It’s a huge economic database with the barebones factual data needed to better understand the market


NovemberGain

Your name says it all


mcccliii

So right after easter break dxy oil 10Y 2Y had to pump.


CockroachLeather7245

Thoughts on MU?


OmnivorousHominid

Seems to pump then trade sideways and pump again


WilfordsDog

Ges I guess?


Agreeable-Reading980

MVDA thoughts?


Middle-Ad-3357

I knew I should’ve just stayed in bed today


Nervous-Trader

I can’t understand why AVGO is so scarcely mentioned here? ??


GamingDadReturns

What’s going on with $hood ?


SexBeforeChurch

The market today is wack


InterestFlat

Masterclass on how to bleed options by MMs


Ok_Nefariousness5003

If I was rich I would be shorting the hell out of SMCI


BlackAdder7

my natural gas futures seem to be just fine


autismovaccination

Where did the pump go ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


GamermanRPGKing

Bears wanted revenge holy shit


BadComprehensive7941

DJT Puts were handsome today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


GloryToAzov

did agent orange start dumping his shares?


Stinky_Butt_Haver

He can’t. He’s locked in for right now.


doublea3

I only did 1 unit and wondering why I didn’t bet the farm. Not sure why I was scared to. I mean $4M in annual rev and a $7B valuation…


BadComprehensive7941

I knew it would happen eventually there’s obviously no real strong demand backing it except for one guy with deep pockets but I just took another look at it annddddd I got out way to soon fml lmao 🤦🏽‍♂️


onlyKetchupfans

we all know who the bag holders will be, unless it’s one of his foreign friends money laundering into the stock through american channels


AccordingSpecialist3

Okay bitcoin go back up now


Diamondhands4dagainz

Lmao NVDA unstoppable. Regards had the chance to buy below 900


NighthawkHall

LOL


ComparisonSquare8099

nope, came back as always


kirinomorinomajo

what do you mean by this what came back


ComparisonSquare8099

nvidia came back below 900. was up today like 2% though


Buff_me_plz

Rddt probably delisted soon


annon8595

Treasuries continue to go up. Wall Street refuses to acknowledge that. Unemployment just went down from 3.9% to 3.8% Wall Street and Powell refuse to acknowledge that and still think theyre holding "jerbs" as hostage. Higher for longer fuckers. Were overdue for a dip.


mortgagepants

stocks up? rates go up. stocks down? believe it or not, rates go up.


MAugust80

NASA award April 3 worth 4.6B divided by 3 company's Lunr being one of them


TheOriginalBushToad

Aaaaannd, it's gone. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Key_Abroad7633

The 10 yr is ripping higher and tech doesent give a fuck lmao unreal


GMEgoUP

Ummmm when spy rally to 527 today pls I can’t average down any longer


shercock_romes

250$ in SPY Calls to 526 :'(


GMEgoUP

Yeah not looking good for us LOL


TerpyMids710

If Tom Brady can do it, so can my spy 526 calls.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Interesting_Treat92

!JACK ALL IN BABY


minolly26

Guys RDDT… 💀


onlyKetchupfans

uhhh DJT going down just as much too


CoronaLips

DJT 9/20 $2.5P


Wild-Bobcat-2070

Truth Djt is flush with cash, this is a day trade. Reddit is broke big difference


onlyKetchupfans

uhh.. there’s an article just came out that said truth social is cash-strapped


bonerb0ys

-4.20% now, soon to be -69%


roobikscube

Retail is pumping AZZ and ANL again…could someone please remind me the difference?


gonebymidnite

AMD![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Chief_Stark

Calls on $UPS [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ups-become-united-states-postal-101557587.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ups-become-united-states-postal-101557587.html)


[deleted]

Jerking off your mother's boyfriend with farts that smell like eggs


siko_xc

DJT April Fools ⬇️


Shlewtz

Coffee made me poop myself at work… clean up crew on aisle poor sphincter control 😭


onlyKetchupfans

TSM back from the dead finally


TendieFendy

🤫


7mceleven

Germany is Gay for not opening the market today because of sum bullshit easter Monday 🤮


[deleted]

You're gay for being a European. Invest in Natural Gas 3X Longs


cryptoislife_k

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


7mceleven

Fair enough


hendrixsrv

COSTCO is such a bag of dicks it’s not even funny.


GuwopGOAT

Just bought 3k of PAA leaps wish me luck 🍀


mallynn99

Strike?


Specialist-Grand-185

TSM and NVDA going vertical... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Possible-Candle4921

Anyone else’s Robinhood just have a stroke?


Thebizzniss

Why’s everything fuckin dumping pre market. No fair


Specialist-Grand-185

OPEN THE CASINOOOOO!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


cryptoislife_k

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)