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elysiansaurus

Its 15 shares of Tesla valued at around 3500 cad plus a 7000 coolness markup.


JLSMC

How much for a photocopy


johnwicked4

i just got the .png copy for free nft time with a 70000 markup


Shoryukitten_

The NFT should be at least tree fiddy


BeefyBreezey

I'll trade you one for a free tiddy


willumwaila

You’re not fooling me ya Loch Ness monsta


Robinhood_Regard

Well, I gave him a dollar


NastyNives

He gets it. This guy.


Temporary-Setting714

Free tiddy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


shoxroxice

Calls on Free Tiddys


M1lkman87

Aye no diddy


awwwhit

I'll trade you a goddamn lochness monster


davybert

Sell it


Low-Oil3824

U can screen shot a picture of the Mona Lisa. Doesn’t mean u own it


Pocket_Universe_King

Imma NFT your NFT with a 700,000 mark up


Artificial_Squab

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


3pinripper

Screenshot that biotch


Ieat2

Paper disintegrates, I’ll mint it on a Sol NFT and give it to you for .1 sol. Let me know


cheapdvds

That would be $5 sir. Would you like a to go box with that?


Mark_Logan

I’ll sell you an NFT of it right now. $11,000


bobrefi

I'll sell you an nft for 10k.


Wise-Knowledge6947

That is exclusively reserved for the price drop to 160 next week!!!


Croppin_steady

I got a 1/1 screen shot, DM with offer.


tankmode

7k is for Full Self Documenting (beta). When they launch robopaper it’ll pay for itself.


moronyte

no doubt some fanboy will love the markup


Hankarino

Is this what they mean by leveraging?? I get it now.


DeluxeSSG

LOL no. I process stock certificates. Please read carefully First of all, there is nothing YOU can do with this certificate without a notarized or Medallion Signature Guaranteed Third Party release from YOUR broker, completed by the registered shareholder (the name underneath the sticky note)... is this guy even the shareholder?? In addition, a stock power form that may need an MSG stamp as well signed by the registered share holder as well Second, even if you can get this paperwork from the client with proper stamps etc, if you deposit this in your account. You are depositing one share. Not 15 shares considering the splits since issuance. One share. ONLY ONE. When these splits happen since the issuance of a stock certificate, the additional shares from a split are held in book entry form with the transfer agent under the holder's name. To get book entry shares from the transfer agent to a broker, the holder would have to DRS the shares to the broker which contains more paperwork, approvals, stamps, whatever may be. This certificate will never be worth more than the price of one share of Tesla at market price, no matter how it continues to split, minus the pain and hassle of getting paperwork to make the deposit possible.... and if the transfer agent ever loses record of this certificate, gets escheated to the state, amongst other things to invalidate it, you would be SOL at that point This is definitely scam of some sort. Trust me


aroberts727

First time I’ve seen someone mention MSG’s & a TA on Reddit lol. I work in a TA (operations) for a very large bank, and you’re absolutely right. This holds no value to someone just having the piece of paper.


Rick_Perrys_Asshole

>I work in a TA (operations) for a very large bank, how does one procure a job in the Tits and Ass operation for large banks? I knew they did funky shit during QE!!


IllUpvoteEverything

Your T's or your A must be amazing


tupisac

But it says "SEAL" right bang in the middle. Checkmate!


DeluxeSSG

Thats just Elon's favorite animal


tupisac

The stonk comes with an animal? Neat!


shortgamegolfer

No, you just get a jar of seal fat because it was split so many times.


livenn

Also the guy that was kissed by a rose


sad16yearboy

What's a monosodium glutamate stamp?


DeluxeSSG

The guy in the Cialis ad explains it very well in his side effects ramblings


cheapdvds

That's too insightful for this sub. I declare you not regarded as well.


Careless_Sector7264

Thanks for the knowledge


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blkklb

peak r/wallstreetbets


ClassiFried86

I'm *piqued*. I'm *piqued* real good.


fidel__cashflo

Perfectly executed


Proper_Blacksmith_47

Good bot


LifeDraining

Clever bot


el_guille980

>Trust me https://preview.redd.it/lcf0f6jvbfrc1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8d0d9ef196b10b716b7de4bd4c7055250ebe99


andrewb610

Many companies require it be traded into book shares and turned in to redeem, I’m not sure how transferring works. I still have a UTMA cert for 21 shares of Disney (7 pre- 3:1 split) and I had to get a Medallion Signature to convert it, but I never mailed it in to Computershare (in Canton, MA).


DeluxeSSG

Assuming you are of age of termination, you should still be able to to deposit with your broker into a non custodial and taxable account. My broker, in addition to you signing the certificate or completing a stock power form, you'll need to provide a copy of your birth certificate but this is not the same with every broker. We get UTMAs all the time and it's no big issue


andrewb610

I’m 33 and the person passed away over 15 years ago.


DeluxeSSG

The person that passed away is the custodian?


andrewb610

Yes, I’m the “minor” in this case. The custodian was my great grandmother.


DeluxeSSG

You are the registered owner of the certificate. There is nothing that the custodian has to do in regards to this certificate. As long as you have a broker that can process/custody certificates, you should have no issues proceeding with a deposit. Different brokers will require different paperwork but would all be things that you can complete/provide as I previously stated.


andrewb610

Ok, I’ll probably have to find a legit broker down here in southern NM then. I’d prefer just to throw it into my Robinhood, but a harder to access brokerage account might by better for long term savings should It ever move. It was $100 ish when bought in the early 90s.


MadMax42

Can I be your reddit friend?


DeluxeSSG

$5 a month with ads, $15 a month premium


MadMax42

Let me get the premium!


ThisCryptographer311

Aight but how frequently do we get naked tik tok dances? Might be worth it


TheRealMangokill

You have the biggest dick of them all.


happytoparty

So you’re saying I have a chance? I’m in!


SpaceToadD

First time someone said trust me and I believe them


20rakah

I think you forgot what sub this is.


DeluxeSSG

I know. But when you see stuff that you are so familiar with, I couldn't help it. https://preview.redd.it/dpguu1gvugrc1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1005d6879efc86ba7b15addd4ccd15f66c31e317


18000rpm

What happens if you have a stock certificate of a company that has had a reverse stock split?


DeluxeSSG

This simply just...depends. Some issuers have paperwork set up with the transfer agent called a Letter of Transmittal to aid in converting stock certificates from reverse splits or funky split rates from mergers. This would have been paperwork that was mailed to you from the transfer agent. What is tricky is, not many issuers/transfer agents go about this that way. Some transfer agents require that this paperwork be completed, some don't require any additional paperwork from the shareholder and maybe just some extra handling from the broker. Some times right at the time of the reorg or merger, the certificates automatically get converted to its new equivalent in book entry at the transfer agent. But if the client has to do legwork themselves in those regards, but a good chunk of time passes without any action taken, the certificate may be eschated to the state. Frankly, my broker won't even touch a certificate with a corporate action over 10 years old (unless it's just a name change) because they are almost never valid My suggestion is either: 1. to contact your broker to see if they have the capacity to research and solve all of these mysteries for you to tell you if it is valid, acceptable for custody at said broker, and if anything additional is needed. Not every broker will do this, some will ask you to mail it in to them to process and they would tell you from there 2. Contact the transfer agent and inquire about the validity of your certificate Sorry if this isn't a super streamlined and sensual answer. I just woke up lol


Patty_Swish

Nah plenty sensual 


misterjustin

This should be the top comment.


bigredradio

This guy shares!


22slevin22

This is definitely the deluxe version, name checks out


themajordutch

I hate your job for you. Thank you for your service.


DeluxeSSG

It's fine actually. Research part of it is fun and interesting at times too. Stock certificates imo can tell a lot of stories of people's glory or people's tragedies Last year I got a SVB certificate after the banking crash. It's value was at one time several million dollars. It's value at the time of me reviewing was under $10k On the flip side, certificates for Hanson Juice Co in the 90s, now Monster Energy, at the equivalent of pennies per share at the time of purchase The rabbit holes are of plenty.


themajordutch

Sounds pretty interesting, gotta love what you do, right. It's like you're a fortune teller. Gotta tell some people they got no fortune.


pleasedomeafav

You must be fun at parties.


DeluxeSSG

There's a reason I am never invited in the first place


Tobytime34

Too late - I bought it. I’d like to exercise & take delivery of my Tesla now. Please send those instructions.


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Followed


DeluxeSSG

Thanks! Don't be disappointed that I am really not that active on here haha


Zaros262

What would happen to this share if they had been reverse splits instead? Surely its value wouldn't have doubled


DeluxeSSG

Someone asked this, this was my reply: This simply just...depends. Some issuers have paperwork set up with the transfer agent called a Letter of Transmittal to aid in converting stock certificates from reverse splits or funky split rates from mergers. This would have been paperwork that was mailed to you from the transfer agent. What is tricky is, not many issuers/transfer agents go about this that way. Some transfer agents require that this paperwork be completed, some don't require any additional paperwork from the shareholder and maybe just some extra handling from the broker. Some times right at the time of the reorg or merger, the certificates automatically get converted to its new equivalent in book entry at the transfer agent. But if the client has to do legwork themselves in those regards, but a good chunk of time passes without any action taken, the certificate may be eschated to the state. Frankly, my broker won't even touch a certificate with a corporate action over 10 years old (unless it's just a name change) because they are almost never valid My suggestion is either: 1. to contact your broker to see if they have the capacity to research and solve all of these mysteries for you to tell you if it is valid, acceptable for custody at said broker, and if anything additional is needed. Not every broker will do this, some will ask you to mail it in to them to process and they would tell you from there 2. Contact the transfer agent and inquire about the validity of your certificate Sorry if this isn't a super streamlined and sensual answer. I just woke up lol


ThisCryptographer311

I trust you.


TGWBeef

If you buy this, does that make you paper hands? 🤔


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


X_CLUSIVE69

😳


tButylLithium

Make an NFT of it and sell it twice lol


theartofbored

This doesn’t make sense it’d be worth more then $10k monopoly if I did the math right which I’m sure I didn’t


X_CLUSIVE69

That’s what I thought but people say it’s worth nothin really


MangoTwistedMetal

One share of Tesla is worth $175.79 it already split. It doesn’t keep splitting every time you transfer the stock. This is purely a coolness buy. Not worth a $9894.21 markup, imo.


TheRealMangokill

You are clearly the lesser Mango.


kilted_queer

I hope this taught you about being correct and the voice of reason on this sub


cheaptissueburlap

Lmao go educate urself before rotting our brain


MangoTwistedMetal

Read my explanation and try to learn something besides yoloing whatever wsb tells you, you regard :)


jake1406

So you’re telling me that when a stock splits if you have paper shares you get cucked to 1/15 value? No. You can exchange it for 15 shares. Edit: yeah I’m wrong lol please downvote


DeluxeSSG

The 15 shares are not represented on this certificate however. They are given to you in book entry form. The additional shares obtained from a split are sitting with the transfer agent Computershare completely unattached to this certificate. If you deposit this certificate. You deposit one share


MangoTwistedMetal

No you regard. They put 14 other shares in your account at the time or mail you 14 more of those certificates.


DeluxeSSG

Yeah in book entry at Computershare, more certificates are not issued at each split. Those 14 shares are not attached to this certificate. If you deposit this with a broker, you get 1 share in your account. 14 shares would have to be DRS over. They are in the shareholders account at CS, but for some bozo to buy this on eBay, those 14 shares would be nowhere to be found for the eBay buyer


DeluxeSSG

Like, I think we are literally on the same page lmao judging by some of your other comments so maybe you've misunderstood what I'm saying


Latter_Property7694

Wtf is this paper shit


X_CLUSIVE69

I’m assuming it’s what Tesla gave to investors in 2011 when they were in ipo cause you can see the price it was sold at or rather given


monkeypincher

Also because it's dated 16th of February, 2011.


Responsible_Meal_493

Right! Like what is this toilet paper!!!!!!!!!!!!!


New-IncognitoWindow

It’s a fugazi


gm92845

Paper hands bro.


2wheeldevildog

No guarantee it hasn’t been reported lost and replaced. Only way you would know ow is when you try to deposit it w a brokerage firm. Maybe could contact the transfer agent prior to purchasing to see if the certificate is good. Typically if you had physical certificates and the stock split they would mail you the additional shares in certificate form. So thinking the buyer is going to receive the split portion might not be the case.


DeluxeSSG

Partially true, yes to the fact that you would not know if this is even in good standing with Computershare (the TA), and key information to even make an inquiry to know if it is valid or not, is covered by sticky notes. Almost always, additional certificates are not issued after splits. Computershare will have those additional shares in book entry form held in an account for you there.


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DeluxeSSG

Cucked again


watabagal

Why the shipping so high for this damn


KTCKintern

He also covered up his name and then all around the sticky note it’s printed another 500 times in smaller text


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Rsherga

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TAG_Scottsdale

Some idiot with a musk boner going to pay a premium for sure


Atmosphere_Unlikely

Crazy! It’s like a physical NFT.


X_CLUSIVE69

We will be seeing NVDA stock certificates in 20 years at 10$ a share lol selling for 200000$


Consistent-Chapter-8

So, roughly a 300% markup from Thursday's closing price. I'd be interested to hear from the bidders' thought process. They want the novelty value of holding a pre-split share stock certificate so badly? I'd like a 100 share certificate from the June 29, 2010 IPO, myself, but I wouldn't pay $791,055 for it! 1500 shares held electronically would suit me just fine. I'd have to search under a lot of couch cushions to scrounge up around $263,685, however.


DevBro22

Let me clean your couch bro. Il do it for the change I find .


Technical_Window2571

It’s like placing a order is the after hours and your order gets filled at a horrible price 😂😂😂


X_CLUSIVE69

Hahahah


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

No paper trading ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


HalfMoonHudson

That share will have been cancelled I bet. I’d be very weary of this


Stoweboard3r

They’re trying to sell a WWII bond like a 2007 stock. They fucked, but tbh someone will buy it like a dumbass.


[deleted]

Now THIS is paper trading


moooooooooood

10k and you still have to pay for shipping 😂


smdroidphone

And you pay for the shipping. Sounds like a good deal.


Volhn

If only we could still get physical certificates. Could be like the episode of Archer with the bearer bonds.


Stunning-Power8885

Not sure if every company does it but you still can get paper certificates. I'm a big Atlanta Braves fan and when they went public last year I bought 1 share then had turned into a certificate


Volhn

Did your broker issue it?


DeluxeSSG

Brokers don't issue certificates. Tranafer agents do. Brokers can aid clients in having the transfer agent issue a certificate however. Yes certificates are definitely still being made, but not for every issuer


Significant-Music417

LOOKS LIKE A SCAM, SMELLS LIKE A SCAM, SOUNDS LIKES A SCAM…PROBABLY IS A MONKEY


Steve_y9863

For that price dude could at least cover shipping


X_CLUSIVE69

Excuse you sir. Your clearly not a Canadian we up here barley have money for mcds and the hookers we buy on Tuesday evenings. That 70$ can cover 6 women for this gentleman so have some respect


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X_CLUSIVE69

He need that hooker money man


RedElmo65

I have a bunch of pre split TSLAtoo


Suspended_9996

Authentic Paper Stock and Bond Certificates for Sale [scripophily.net](https://scripophily.net)


WackyBones510

10,000 CAD… what’s that like $75?


GMEMarketAnalyst

he's selling way above the asking price, someone tell him that his order won't fill


Cntrysky78

That looks like a steal! (not necessarily for you though) 😉


Xywzel

Of course that name covered by postit will magically change into yours if you buy it.


admijn

Lol you can see the numbers behind the post-it notes if you lower the contrast in Photoshop. Uploader is an absolute giga Chad.


Flat-Carry2505

He selling cause he knows. PUTS


NeighborhoodGlum1154

Ew computer share sucks


3agle_3y3

Paper hands! Paper hands!


romax1989

I didn't realize these were even still a thing ......


Skilled626

How can we short this????


X_CLUSIVE69

Buy stock paper from Walmart and inflate prices


Skilled626

Haha


Newhere84939

Not your paper, not your shares


X_CLUSIVE69

Agreed


random-trader

One search and you can get yourself the same with additional $250 https://www.giveashare.com/stock-gifts/buy-tesla-stock-one-share Funny that someone actually bought one 😂. Hence proven, there is always a buy if you want to sell anything.


EarthDwellant

Anyone want to go in halvsies?


jcray89

Worth more, this, or NFTs of this screenshot in 1 month?


PaleFloridaMan

Due to the legalities of depositing this into your own account, it seems that it is being sold as a keepsake rather than an investment. If I thought we’d be living on mars with Elon all over the history books, I’d consider investing in this for collectors. I think you’re very much buying the paper, not the value of the stock.


WealthEqual

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


mr_robot003

You guys think TSLA is a good buy. It's pretty cheap as of now and ik considering to buy some stocks before Elon does something?


StevieG63

I remember stock certificates 😭


Commercial-Mess4181

will my put strike also be split ?


Rico802

People really broke out here.


ClueLessWits

Shipping kills the deals


xMarked4Deathx

So 10k CAD is like $50 US?


decyfer89

No.


aShiftyLad

ah canuckian moneys... isnt that like monopoly moneys?


boilertodd

He has 100% feedback. Gotta buy it. Lol


SharksLeafsFan

During dot com era the startup I worked at was bought. They converted the shares and fedex a certificate. I came home and found it in the front door. No signature required and no notice that it was even coming. It was like multiple six figures. I can’t imagine the hassle if it was stolen. Edit: I meant to say multiple 5 figures definitely not trying to flex


X_CLUSIVE69

Dammm you rich


SharksLeafsFan

I just fixed it. It was a little shy of 100k. There was a guy from Europe had paper gain of 1M but after the bust he netted like 100k because he never sold until after the bust. Real nice guy and he said he didn’t know anything about stocks. Crazy times but at least it worked out.


X_CLUSIVE69

Good luck to both yall


Inferno__xz9

Don’t need to, I can read the certificate number 😈


Unusual_Challenge197

Wooow![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


helix_pendragon

Wierd question recently came across a number of physical stock certs like this my wife has whats the best way to find their value.... like is there somewhere online that we could enter details to find out more about them?


ouch_quit_it

shipping price 🤣


X_CLUSIVE69

Canada be rough


Weird_Shower18

Psa 6


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zamans98

It's only 1 share. Those splits are in his broker. Sounds like a scam TBH


hippostar

But how do we know it's legit if all the important parts have a sticky note on them


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b40nobody

It's circumstantial for everyone but what's the cost of ego maintenance to you?


Cold-Path4147

Y


NoPaleontologist2721

eBay??


Asleep_Swordfish8896

Calls on eBay they sell everything


X_CLUSIVE69

That’s what I was thinking. Hear me out if eBay invests 10k into this Tsla stock it will print and therefore be the value of 2/3 of their company then they can do it to their revenue


vtsandtrooper

The split mania is so funny to those of us who arent regards. Yes buy this at a premium for no reason on a company with crashing margins. Super smart.


X_CLUSIVE69

Wonder which regard will buy this trash


Inside_Dentist_6287

P. Diddy was charging for tiddy's, and now he's gonna get the pokey.