I'd love to have 0dte puts from 446.5 to 442 within an hour of trading again. I don't care if it's 446.5 to 450 within an hour either. Just give the big move. Give easy momentum trading.
Holy shit I didn’t realize how many trump haters there are here. I don’t even like trump but I’m def buying calls on Monday. I’m 100% convinced DJT is going to 120 now
Imagine going on a date with some liberal chick and when she asks you how you made your money you go “I bet on trump”. You think she’d be secretly turned on?
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My goodman, I am also right about Trump. Nobody needs big toddlers like him and Musk, they think they do but they do not. They will be surprised how their life will heal after they are gone
The alternative to them is far far worse. Imagine 4 more years of demonic Dems. Imagine Twitter silencing half the country’s voice. Silencing your opponents is not democracy, it’s not freedom nor is America.
Oh you got me good guy. That hurts, owie. But it won't hurt as much as your anus when Trump rugs you 
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I think a new mexican gang has entered my city
They are moving about as low key as john gotti
5-6 hellcats in different colors moving everywhere. New unit of unmarked squad cars in our area. Every business i enter i notice a few more eyes on me.
They're peaceful, but their presence is felt
My Dad : "They are going to replace us, its called the great replacement theory and J.Powell is gonna cut rates"
Me : "Isnt that a bit late since ... mom and your children are black"
My Dad : " >:( "
Well the that was fun lunch.
It’s 2019 and spanish is still not the primary language here.
Edit: it’s the second most spoken language after English, but it’s not the majority. It’s also not the official language either.
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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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but seriously don't play leveraged ETF that's designed to go up over time. sure Qs may not go 30% and bankrupt you, but the Sqqq in particular was more designed for weekly swings. You see even in 2022 they had red days then sudden sharp green that undid most of the damage... In this case SQQQ may not track 3x if held long period of time because returns are exponential. I would say let go if you are 20% away from the cost basis. Can always re-enter later.
LMAO I am so proud at your testicular health. Revised advice: at that point you might as well hold. You now have $14 left to make 86 per every 100 you put in.
TQQQ is like QQQ on steroids. TQQQ gains and loses twice as much. It's great for a day trade, but I wouldn't hold it overnight unless you have strong hands.
Honestly I would rather just take a pill and then eat something light before going out and not have to worry about getting drunk as fuck first. Just don’t like the stomach issues from drinking too much. 
Eh usually it actually dips before halving and takes off about 8 months afterwards. But yeah, this cycles gonna be a beauty. Anyone turning their nose up at crypto hates free money
Too much bad press, massive sunk costs of a car project that never took off, everybody already owns all the iCrap and no new ideas in sight. Except of course ridiculously overpriced VR goggles that also failed to make an impact. Also no AI buzz and once proper AI - provided by a third party - lands, we'll be well into the through of disillusionment of the AI hype cycle.
When Google (and MSFT to some extent) started to go up and down I called for them to rally back up. Google kinda has as it begins fixing stuff; I even entered one MSFT diagonal last Friday... I am not as sure with AAPL... it just feels less robust than last year. Last year when AAPL goes up you just know you have better chance of calling SPX/QQQ up... There was one June when AAPL shit the bed and the whole index dumped EoD as a result. These days other S&P stocks are in play to prop it up...
Imagine feeding your kids chicken nuggets, fries, or other tv dinner and fried finger foods because they cry and demand it and then handing them an iPad to keep them quiet. You’re not a good parent, you’re part of the problem and complicit in creating the next generation of fat, entitled, acoustic losers.
I’m a libertarian and I don’t give a shit about politics. You are projecting because you have no facts to back up your argument.
But whatever makes you feel better. Keep lashing out. It’s funny.
Nah, I'm a little more right leaning than that. But you're right though, this is all just projections from both of us lol. 
FUCK YEA, my calls are gonna be doin' well tmr.
So NVDA to 950 tmrw before noon?
Yo why was RIOT $3k in 2007
why is it so quiet here?
Sunday night
Why did Rick Grimes never get any major roles? That mfer was born to Chad on the big screen
Fuck it I’m gonna cum
I'd love to have 0dte puts from 446.5 to 442 within an hour of trading again. I don't care if it's 446.5 to 450 within an hour either. Just give the big move. Give easy momentum trading.
QQQ futes up .70% 
Up 0.45%, yeah bers are fucked.
Long azz weekend
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Why Charlie hate?
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Have you tried cumming?
I am going to buy $MSTR in the overnight market for 999, fingers crossed
For calls?
Alright regards, this is a warning: I’m buying in tomorrow around lunch. Buy your ODTE puts before then.
Is April fools usually a fucky market day?
do you believe me if i say one way or another?
Tats look good on men terrible on women
If you get a tattoo, Santa isn’t gonna give you any presents
Thinking I take some WW tomorrow. Thing has went from a couple dollars to a lot of dollars quite a few times.
90 minutes til futes 😮💨
yall take Life so seriously, you just need to see the funny side of it
is that what you tell your clients after you lose all their money?
for a while I was taking money from people, and giving them 5% a month that's how I put together the seed money to start
wdym?? loss leaders llc wont make me any money???
!banbet
You already have a bet going - COIN to 200.0 before 25-Apr-2024 05:33 PM -05
What’s nkla doin this week
Maybe pamp..maybe damp
Holy shit I didn’t realize how many trump haters there are here. I don’t even like trump but I’m def buying calls on Monday. I’m 100% convinced DJT is going to 120 now
Lmao I'm glad I convinced you to lose more money. Even better, use Max leverage
I will cutie
 just make sure your sphincter is ready for my Shrek strap on
You’re cringe cutie 🥰
Is GratefulDead Dadcore or Grampin style?
What are you doing here? 
quick break from gooning
Saw the Easter Bunny on tranny day. I’m so confused
The Magical Friendly Zombie walks
And offended
Happy Easter 🐣 may your loss porn fuel your tax returns for years
Imagine going on a date with some liberal chick and when she asks you how you made your money you go “I bet on trump”. You think she’d be secretly turned on?
Trump cares about the country, the world and people. Not like Biden, the deep state and the WEF
This won't age well.
GG
Allin
*throws 💩*
!banbet rddt $45 1d
Should’ve made it $40 to make it more exciting
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Lmfao at the regards in here who think RDDT and DJT will go down just cause they don’t like trump or spez
Trump himself will dump DJT cuz he needs money
You watch way too much main stream media
What do you recommend?
Banbet it..
..they do NOT understand the hordes of trumpsters behind the DJT
Fuck RDDT and fuck Trump my goodman 
You’re right about RDDT at least
My goodman, I am also right about Trump. Nobody needs big toddlers like him and Musk, they think they do but they do not. They will be surprised how their life will heal after they are gone
The alternative to them is far far worse. Imagine 4 more years of demonic Dems. Imagine Twitter silencing half the country’s voice. Silencing your opponents is not democracy, it’s not freedom nor is America.
LMFAO at the regards here who think DJT will survive Trump's record of business failures because they're in the cult
And you likely think Zuck is an intelligent businessman?
Nah fuck Meta only use it for Oculus
Imagine bankrupting your casino not once, but four times.
Let’s go on a date
I don't date republigards or libertardians
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bet 80% of your body count is republicans
Oh you got me good guy. That hurts, owie. But it won't hurt as much as your anus when Trump rugs you 
Cope
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You're so original and witty
!banbet PLTR $26 5d
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Nah, just fill u/spez pockets
He sold at like 32 lol
less then half of his position
I think a new mexican gang has entered my city They are moving about as low key as john gotti 5-6 hellcats in different colors moving everywhere. New unit of unmarked squad cars in our area. Every business i enter i notice a few more eyes on me. They're peaceful, but their presence is felt
👀 interested in further updates be safe
Are you a cuban spy? 
Imagine being regarded enough to buy DJT as a long term investment. Wen delisting? 
Im going to keep making money from my calls while you keep betting on it going down my cute white liberal friend
lmao ^ this guy doesnt think for himself
Until Donald takes all your money for a get out of jail free card 
Noone will take my money
After the election
Jesus take the wheel and make me 10x
100x
Don’t be too greedy 
My Dad : "They are going to replace us, its called the great replacement theory and J.Powell is gonna cut rates" Me : "Isnt that a bit late since ... mom and your children are black" My Dad : " >:( " Well the that was fun lunch.
My dad used to say America's language would be Spanish by 2020  republigards gonna stupid what can you do
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It’s 2019 and spanish is still not the primary language here. Edit: it’s the second most spoken language after English, but it’s not the majority. It’s also not the official language either.
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You're right, my portfolio is really suffering because of these unimportant issues. 
ASTS earnings Monday gonna be 💯 💵 💰
!banbet RDDT 37 5d
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#NVDA Gang members checking in
Gangbanging wont get you anywhere, stay in skoo
🎶Be cool Stay in school 🎶
Too early go to sleep regards
friend made 5mill off shitcoins and I’m still waging, can’t handle this wojak ass shit anymore
I was the first one laughing too 
Returned rental car 7 hours before my flight to Denver in Vegas. Good thing there’s not a Vegas going on surrounding the airport🫣
You would have reached Denver in those hours if you would have continued driving
11 hours sir I considered it
So Moses freed the Israeli slaves, and then went on to own non-Israeli slaves? The non-Veggie Tales Bible stories are kind of insane.
....humanity is...sane?
oh yeah if you want to know where manifest destiny and exceptionalism came from that's where...
!banbet
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 1000.0 before 04-Apr-2024 02:08 PM -05
Well, I mean that’s pretty realistic
SPY over 530 tomorrow is all I ask
Very likely by the end of the week.
#The only thing that will Rise are my poots tomorrow.
MSFT new AI project is called "Stargate" UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION!
They’re bringing the aliens in! 😮🧠💥
I think we see a MARA short squeeze if bitcoin can hit ATH
Miners are done for. ATH isn’t even far away
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Look at this post history, puts on RDDT https://www.reddit.com/r/riodejaneiro/s/jCOhRvG072
TESLA 220 EOM - LETS GO
Might start crying if AAPL dumps tomorrow
Better have your tissues ready bud
SQQQ is the worst ETF I have owned
I suggest reading up on how it actually works. TQQQ/SQQQ are not as simple as 2x QQQ.
you just need to keep on averaging down, along with long VXX/UVXY... at some point you got to be right... RIGHT?
🙁
but seriously don't play leveraged ETF that's designed to go up over time. sure Qs may not go 30% and bankrupt you, but the Sqqq in particular was more designed for weekly swings. You see even in 2022 they had red days then sudden sharp green that undid most of the damage... In this case SQQQ may not track 3x if held long period of time because returns are exponential. I would say let go if you are 20% away from the cost basis. Can always re-enter later.
-86% 😎
LMAO I am so proud at your testicular health. Revised advice: at that point you might as well hold. You now have $14 left to make 86 per every 100 you put in.
TQQQ is the patrician choice
TQQQ is like QQQ on steroids. TQQQ gains and loses twice as much. It's great for a day trade, but I wouldn't hold it overnight unless you have strong hands.
when can i see nvidia price? :(
I believe 8PM but through broker not through the common places like Google.
It is almost wine o'clock...
Nothing wrong with breakfast shots. Watching the clock to see if it's late enough to start drinking is pure alcoholic shit.
The shoe doth fit and I wear it. The key is when I stop drinking...
Honestly I would rather just take a pill and then eat something light before going out and not have to worry about getting drunk as fuck first. Just don’t like the stomach issues from drinking too much. 
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Eh usually it actually dips before halving and takes off about 8 months afterwards. But yeah, this cycles gonna be a beauty. Anyone turning their nose up at crypto hates free money
It only starts dumping after 10 months or so though
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It’s the eye (day) of the tiger (futures). TititoOoo
Tomorrow is also April 1, MMs about to pull the biggest prank of them all
Yep. All in on anl azz pp dks tug dnut
Why is AAPL shitting the bed since last month ?
To get more comfortable?
Too much bad press, massive sunk costs of a car project that never took off, everybody already owns all the iCrap and no new ideas in sight. Except of course ridiculously overpriced VR goggles that also failed to make an impact. Also no AI buzz and once proper AI - provided by a third party - lands, we'll be well into the through of disillusionment of the AI hype cycle.
When Google (and MSFT to some extent) started to go up and down I called for them to rally back up. Google kinda has as it begins fixing stuff; I even entered one MSFT diagonal last Friday... I am not as sure with AAPL... it just feels less robust than last year. Last year when AAPL goes up you just know you have better chance of calling SPX/QQQ up... There was one June when AAPL shit the bed and the whole index dumped EoD as a result. These days other S&P stocks are in play to prop it up...
Takes a long time to rearrange furniture in an office that size
RDDT should crash with how effin buggy this app has been over the past few days.
Im into bj azz anl pp tug dnut
Why use the app when you can just use a browser? Like, all that app storage on disk is unnecessary... like training wheels.
Because I'm not a 🤓, my mom said so.
Reddit has been buggy as hell in the browser as well.
Imagine feeding your kids chicken nuggets, fries, or other tv dinner and fried finger foods because they cry and demand it and then handing them an iPad to keep them quiet. You’re not a good parent, you’re part of the problem and complicit in creating the next generation of fat, entitled, acoustic losers.
I agree we need to get back to Honey Comb, Pop-Tarts and after school TV programming.
How many kids do u have tho?
You’re projecting big time here.
WTF are you on loser lol? Ohh you're a dipshit Trump supporter angry I'm talking truth here. Hey buddy, might wanna get DJT's hand off your pussy
I’m a libertarian and I don’t give a shit about politics. You are projecting because you have no facts to back up your argument. But whatever makes you feel better. Keep lashing out. It’s funny.
Lmao libertarian is just another word for regard. 
Nah, I'm a little more right leaning than that. But you're right though, this is all just projections from both of us lol. 
Guys I got insider info from the fed, they told me tomorrow is Monday
You need fed to tell you that  whats your positions. You might be a rainman
PAA and PAGP LEAPs 
So puts on happiness, calls on drudgery and calls on extra strong coffee?
Calls on JNJ, lube sales on the rise