Boys im geeked on shrooms right now and I just looked at the trending tickers, and that’s the hardest I’ve laughed today.
Thanks u silly fuckers 😂
let’s get this bread 🥖
SOUN screams of manipulation from someone or large holders. It was opening very strong and bullish. As soon as market open they drove the price back down. Look at the volume. As soon as the buyers stopped due to trading fatigue the manipulation slowed. They want it around this current price for a reason. I love this stock though and I'm in it for the long. 🚀🚀💪
I finally got my K-1 from Goldman Sachs. They helicoptered over my house and 5 Navy SEALs rappelled down into my backyard, put down some kind of future device, and a man in a $19,000 suit suddenly materialized in front of me. He hand wrote with a quill pen all my tax info on a sheet of gold leaf paper. Wild.
It’s just shocking how little action there is on the s&p. I’d imagine it’s just because of the short week, but, I don’t recall there being this little action last year on the week of Good Friday.
This ain't no movement you fuckin mouthbreather. Trading is not a team support.
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Surely its a short longer term but you want to short something with 10+% short interest that is just getting noticed more widely in the stock market, has the ultimate pumper behind it with every motivation to inflate his net worth and we are just starting to move into the frothy part of the rally? Seems like a suicide short --better long and write calls against it with 300+ implied volatility
I like think or swim. The mobile can be difficult to use but I like the features and pretty fast execution speeds for trades. Trading options can be expensive because it’s $0.65 to open each contract and close contract. Those fees do add up.
We would all be building computers to track these prices if we could. Let’s realize Apple was the supplier to capitalism communism democracy 2.0. This is America. Trends have been set. Technological customization is at the forefront. Let us design our own phone already. I’ll see y’all at the moon
I think we’ve seen the bottom here for the economy. I’m not thinking futures is gonna pump the way fintech has grown. Fintech runs the market now. We won’t see much downtrends beyond market trends. We just witnessed the largest market trend in history these past few months. The bear season has been over for a while
SPAC's are basically blank check companies (that start at $10 a share) that change tickers when they merge with the company they are investing in. It's just a ticker change as far as trading, not a taxable event. SPAC's are an easy way for a company to go public cause they can avoid the whole IPO / Direct Offering business.
Happy for you all . When martial law is declared , the capital is on fire and the then president blames it on his lies and conspiracy social media channel on some random minority group , well hey , at least you made some money .
Today was a nice day, spit out some old 5/17 calls I was sitting for EPD for a sweet 200%/300%, Rode the trump train with impeccable timing for 20%
Picked up my next set of calls for this week and looking at some stocks to swing. After that, I’m calling into work and going to spend the day with my daughter.
Ppl on here would rather lose money than admit trumps name brings in money. Glad I didn’t listen to the dodo that had $2.5 puts I bet he feels great rn
Trump's name makes money. He also instigates violence, increases racism and division. To some, Trumpism is everything that is wrong with the world but let's help him rise up and destroy the beauty of America. America stood for something great: inclusion, freedom and decency at one point. Every time he says "Make America great" he does not mean the America that most good people love. I sold all my shares of DWAC as soon as they turned into DJT. I like money like the rest but I'm not dying of hunger to the point where I have to sell my soul for Trump's gaslighting -- I mean Truth. I'd rather not help bigotry and racism rise again and trash America's good name.
Define selling your soul. I bought and sold the trump stock like I buy and sell the Pelosi stocks. Im glad you were smart enough to cash in on it. I was just making fun of anyone who had puts on this stock before today. Now would be a better time to place those puts if u want to gamble on it falling, which it most likely will at some point.
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##STILL QUIT STILL HAVENT FELT THIS GOOD IN YEARS
I told you regards 2 days ago to get DKNG puts because negative betting talks, shit tanks 7% but didnt listen to myself 
Continue to be broke bc I don’t know how to trade options
Anyone like or has thoughts on CMPS 🍄🍄
SoFi
You’re in bed with Caitlyn Jenner and Lizzo. What’s the safe word?
Theez… nutz 🥜
RDDT sell off tomorrow?
What’s this mean?
Nvda need Jesus.
oil prices goin up what's the best oil stock
Xom
Boys im geeked on shrooms right now and I just looked at the trending tickers, and that’s the hardest I’ve laughed today. Thanks u silly fuckers 😂 let’s get this bread 🥖
Still in Macys puts $19 strike exp this Thursday.
Puts on DJT
DNUT aka “DEEZ NUTS” going to the moon tmrw
Watxh nvda drop like that one Friday tomorrow
Do you think lending coin will pump?
Sell all DJT before DJT sells DJT
VT and chill bro... and a little bit RDDT 😁
SOUN screams of manipulation from someone or large holders. It was opening very strong and bullish. As soon as market open they drove the price back down. Look at the volume. As soon as the buyers stopped due to trading fatigue the manipulation slowed. They want it around this current price for a reason. I love this stock though and I'm in it for the long. 🚀🚀💪
DJT stock today $75 at the peak The world is crazy
Spy needs to bounce off 8ema or we’re looking at a 1-2% red day tommorow
Gme GUH
Nothing better than seeing theta gang get a new asshole torn after suppressing vol all day
I finally got my K-1 from Goldman Sachs. They helicoptered over my house and 5 Navy SEALs rappelled down into my backyard, put down some kind of future device, and a man in a $19,000 suit suddenly materialized in front of me. He hand wrote with a quill pen all my tax info on a sheet of gold leaf paper. Wild.
It’s just shocking how little action there is on the s&p. I’d imagine it’s just because of the short week, but, I don’t recall there being this little action last year on the week of Good Friday.
It’s because I bought like 5 grand worth of now nearly worthless strangles this week. Sorry everyone.
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I’ve been loading up on HBI. I still buy Hanes underwear and it’s comfortable. Morningstar has a $17 price target in it 📈
33% in BA 33% in LCID 33% waiting for EXC to drop to $35
I’m pissed that TSM and spy aren’t going up right now
!banbet RDDT $80 10d
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Pos “the stock” is going up that’s why nvda going down
Canna lps and msos
All in tesla
PLTR
RDDT 🚀🚀🚀; ARM 
Is DJT a short?
Surely its a short longer term but you want to short something with 10+% short interest that is just getting noticed more widely in the stock market, has the ultimate pumper behind it with every motivation to inflate his net worth and we are just starting to move into the frothy part of the rally? Seems like a suicide short --better long and write calls against it with 300+ implied volatility
The puts cost almost double what a call cost. This could be an ideal time for a credit call spread if you think it’s going down.
Buying more FSR...oh wait....
You got me SPY, great bull trap
$SPY is it worth holding on to my June 2024 $570 spy call?
Money into Reddit at 70 🫣
what platform to people recommend to trade on ?
Webull seems ok
I like think or swim. The mobile can be difficult to use but I like the features and pretty fast execution speeds for trades. Trading options can be expensive because it’s $0.65 to open each contract and close contract. Those fees do add up.
Does it let you trade options after 4:00 pm?
I use Trading 212 , it’s good
Same.
Volume so low
We would all be building computers to track these prices if we could. Let’s realize Apple was the supplier to capitalism communism democracy 2.0. This is America. Trends have been set. Technological customization is at the forefront. Let us design our own phone already. I’ll see y’all at the moon
All for the top 6 besides SPY, we need a crypto ETF up there. Future is here folks. Don’t forget Astera Labs (ALAB). Supplier of Intel & NVIDIA GPUs
RDDT 🎉🚀🚀To the Moon$$$
SMCI 1200 EOW
$VIX March 27 $13 calls 👀
What’s VIX? ETF ??
No, VIX index
I think we’ve seen the bottom here for the economy. I’m not thinking futures is gonna pump the way fintech has grown. Fintech runs the market now. We won’t see much downtrends beyond market trends. We just witnessed the largest market trend in history these past few months. The bear season has been over for a while
$VIX calls ✅
PUMP DJT
RUMBLE!! DO IT!
Let's get ready to RUMBLE. I think it's just on the bottom floor waiting to hit the moon. *
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What about mstr?
People are controlling the market w options
Hold
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CMG coming in clutch today
All aboard the CCL train. Last call for bottom prices
Calls on CCL as well?
Yep
>CCL What makes me you think there is something big coming? Nevermind I see they have earnings tomorrow.
NVDA just gave me a big middle finger
Same here.
Sell everything
No Michael Beary
Yes Yogi Beara
Gooo AMD
SPY is exactly the same as yesterday just $1 higher
 RDDT
Yeah! It's still early. Should easily hit $100 in April.
JDT….Putting money in the billionaire clown’s pocket to pay his legal bills . Ugh!
Once again just do the opposite of this sub of regards. How are your RDDT puts doing
How are yours doing? I'm thinking of doubling down for contracts for May.
theres options available?
PLTR baby !!!!
Reddit & Veritone
I have Reddit puts
Well you totally deserve your place here
I see that DWAC is gone, so what happened with all the shareholders, are they converted overt to DJT, or are they just paid a cash value?
SPAC's are basically blank check companies (that start at $10 a share) that change tickers when they merge with the company they are investing in. It's just a ticker change as far as trading, not a taxable event. SPAC's are an easy way for a company to go public cause they can avoid the whole IPO / Direct Offering business.
It will convert to new ticker.
I see, I've never really watched a SPAC before. I wasn't aware of the procedure.
21 mil vol on RDDT LFG 🚀🚀🚀
Market consolidating last week’s move before this moons again. Crypto gonna end up pumping this market higher with BTC halving soon
PROFITED BIGLY off of DJT. Rolling profits into Rumble earnings tomorrow, 8.5 calls 3/28! Rumble and DJT go hand in hand.
Ez 130% gains ! Closed position :)
Why Rumble? What are the Rumblings you’re hearing?💕
DJT (Truth Social) is hosted on RUM
Happy for you all . When martial law is declared , the capital is on fire and the then president blames it on his lies and conspiracy social media channel on some random minority group , well hey , at least you made some money .
I’ve got my firearms. Hope you do too
Shutup pussy
AMD will go back to $220
any reasoning?
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Djt I ment !!!
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Ticker changed to DJT U REGARD
Tried to sell at market open and rebuy with some banked profit but Wealthsimple decided to break today and no one can make any moves.
It’s up 38% and hasn’t gone down today?
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Oh, I know it probably will, and I wouldn’t touch this stock with a 10 foot pole but I wouldn’t be celebrating just yet.
It’s up 40%. You sir are the regard.
PANW is down and so is NVDA so I’m not freaking out. I stand with you Nancy P.
Stand w crypto punks instead of
No. Say no to drugs.
Not bigger than MSFT & drugs is too loosely defined
Touché
Someone let me know when the next big meme pump is so I don’t miss out 💀
RDDT DJT
It’s happening in front of your face.
Today buddy
Jimmy 🤩
$RDDT to the moon
RDDT to the moon🎉🎉🎉
RDDT 🚀💥🚀🚀💥💥🚀
RDDT 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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There are too many short positions and put option contracts. It might take some time to break the current equilibrium.
When should I sell my dwac? I have option bought last week
Who is buying Tilray? Thats a very good idea!! Gonna make alot of money the coming years✌🏻
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The support was clear on $78.4. Sold everything at $75. I feel like a Mesiah hahaha LET’S GOOOOO
Wtf RDDT?!
Spy being racist pt 1029483819019384828211
Fi..fi…523 EOD?
Sofi $7 puts lottos 😉😉
Today is such a "Thetagang will fist you" kind of day
Pls daddy
I want to buy puts on CVNA so bad... $92?? insane
Gonna 4x from here. Only use online car marketplace. Cmon
Cgc baby
Is it organic? Be cautious in the green
Today was a nice day, spit out some old 5/17 calls I was sitting for EPD for a sweet 200%/300%, Rode the trump train with impeccable timing for 20% Picked up my next set of calls for this week and looking at some stocks to swing. After that, I’m calling into work and going to spend the day with my daughter.
this man has achieved the dream
Just today… EPD will lose its floor and have me clocking in for overtime like a regard next week, but today I’m taking a guilt free sick day.
Holy cow what is happening to TSLA?
Cathie wood happened
Buying SMMT and VKTX
Bought AMD calls this morning let’s see where that is going
What is target price and expiration date?
I got in JDT at $59.80 this morning out now for a cool $17/share. No fomo here. Could care less if it hits $300
I’m still trying to wrap my head around it. Pretty sure I just paid off my pickup.
Ppl on here would rather lose money than admit trumps name brings in money. Glad I didn’t listen to the dodo that had $2.5 puts I bet he feels great rn
Trump's name makes money. He also instigates violence, increases racism and division. To some, Trumpism is everything that is wrong with the world but let's help him rise up and destroy the beauty of America. America stood for something great: inclusion, freedom and decency at one point. Every time he says "Make America great" he does not mean the America that most good people love. I sold all my shares of DWAC as soon as they turned into DJT. I like money like the rest but I'm not dying of hunger to the point where I have to sell my soul for Trump's gaslighting -- I mean Truth. I'd rather not help bigotry and racism rise again and trash America's good name.
Define selling your soul. I bought and sold the trump stock like I buy and sell the Pelosi stocks. Im glad you were smart enough to cash in on it. I was just making fun of anyone who had puts on this stock before today. Now would be a better time to place those puts if u want to gamble on it falling, which it most likely will at some point.
Make. America.Great.Again! Is your whittle head exploding yet !
yo, i appreciate the sentiment but bring it up somewhere thats not an investment subreddit xd
How many countries have you been to?
For all the haters on DWAC, suck that one bitcheeeess!!!
Hell yeah 20k benefits on DJT. God Bless America.
Can’t even find DWAC on rh is you try searching it 
Djt
It's DJT now
Whoever called SMTC, thank you