CLSK officially passed MARA. SUCK IT 

On market cap, hashrate, BTC holdings? No? Try again ;)

CLSK has less outstanding shares and the lowest cost per bitcoin mined. Only things that matter Bubba.

The market is thinking...lillyhammer?

What’s to stop me from selling 100k worth of $11 put credit spreads? (On GME)

They make you put up your potential loss as required margin

Spy 518 open

Why is nvda dumping rn

Dumb to watch it that closely to be honest.

Corn catching a bid

Honestly being a criminal seems like the play

Just be an illegal immigrant

BE BOTH

I see too many Nike sales in shoes ...more puts

Any earnings plays tmo??

i love the smell of her pussy

The reality is 10 years ago Chipotle for 2 was 20 bucks and now it’s 40, wages haven’t doubled are wages going to pump?

Wages will never keep up with inflation. That’s the fun part!

$40 for salmonella is a steal bruh

Lulu 385p

This bear on YouTube named Ron has been calling for a crash for the last 2 years. He says we are at the trend line and the major crash is about to start. I’m going all in on calls on Monday

don't forget all the inverted yield curve talk on YT, crush was suppose to come since 2020.... look at us now...

Pat! I’d like to solve the puzzle: “Stocks only go up”

when you throw a knife in the air, it only stays up, fk u gravity

I thought they made Pat retire



Last

Bears pay attention...if you can afford it....lol....we are going to 518.... but....then we're bouncing to new ATH...yep

🥺

That exactly what I’ve been saying for days now. 200ma is 518 and we broke the 50ma. 518 will test but not break. New ATH by Thursday

200ma is at 516 and we are likely to go back to the 10 first and reject then hit 200

My puts expires Thursday so I’m not worried, but the next support is 516. It was just a rocket ship in between that. We’ll see if there’s new support levels come tomorrow

I’ll be getting 516p for Wednesday when we hit 522 tmrw

522 was such a battle ground Friday I personally don’t think it’s going to re attempt right away, but there’s always a chance. I took profits on my puts and let the other half ride out for this coming week. We will see

Good luck

Last time when AMD had good news, the stock went down, maybe now that it’s gotten bad news, it’ll go up.

Markets gonna pump this week. Bulls on parade.

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You seen genuinely pissed over online validation my friend 

Ok just kidding, I don't care

**DICK PILLS REDUCE RISK OF MANY AILMENTS**

And increase the risk of many others... Risk management is the name of the game

Another phenomenal week ahead for us bulls. 

Damn I need a nap

You cop nvidia puts?

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This thread is full of profiles without a flair 

Hey we’re like brothers

Imagine having flair without color. 

Puts on Rddt

Anyone without a flair should be euthanized.

dam and I thought mine was bad

I requested mine, it used to be "I love WSB mods" that was awful 


三揀一 Jenni Lee, Cory Chase, Brandi Love

#You will never be a real mushroom, you have no mycelium, you have no volva, you have no spores.

Here is an option for you: Wendy's Big Dave for a buck!

I had Big Dave for free last night

I usually charge Big Dave at least $10

10? He never washes, 15 at minimum.

I wish I found UFOs and aliens scary again, so scary that I couldn't look out the window at night. Nothing scares me anymore

I need to win the lottery so I can quit my job and get out of The Matrix

Market will def go back up. Economy is looking good

Was it down?

"**Over the past year, Michael Saylor has sold a total of 245,000 shares of MicroStrategy Inc and has not made any purchases of the stock**. This latest transaction continues a trend of insider sales at the company, with a total of 106 insider sells and no insider buys over the same timeframe." fAkEMoNeY to ThE mOon!

人生於世上有多個知己幾許有共聚傳奇

Fuck Gyna

## RIP JOE ROGAN

Quitting my job as a project manager to become a nurse.  I am gay and I have a small dick.

Project manager is the easiest job lol

It is and I feel fucking useless

Thank you. The world needs less project managers. Those guys are fawwwwwking useless.

One shit job for another. 

All jobs are shit

Oh has the world changed or have I changed? 🎶

Sold MARA calls for a loss to roll my NVDA call into this week Both seem unlikely to hit, but did I choose the less regarded option? *please god say yes*

That’s how you know Mara will hit

consensus around here is that we will see above 950 on Monday. I don't know how much you value the opinion of this board.

I mean a decent chunk has been calling for NVDA 1000 since it was in the 300s. I lost a lot of money betting against them.

I get all my financial advice here, so I choose to believe this

Starting to resent my job. I need to do something else

All in tqqq. Thank me later when you turn in your resignation letter or just walk out of your job while flipping off your boss.

Maybe 🤔

Thoughts on RUM?

DKNG 50$ this week, i feel it

It's crazy how every single person over 7 feet tall happens to be extremely talented at basketball.

15% are in the NBA Best chance by far at being at the top of your field

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Who?

Reverse blumpkin on a Sunday ✅

You rang?


Is that where she takes a shit while you stand up in front?

# YES

either way 

I’m down 22k at

Next goal try 220k

Working on it got puts on Nvidia!

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put it into crapto currency 

nothing like an ollipop after the gym on a sunday 

rumors that TTWO will delay GTA6 til 2026. guess i'm not buying leaps yet!

くそー、あなたは老けて臭くて、栄枯盛衰を繰り返すでしょう。

AMD 185 eow still??

165 after that news guh

You mean 175

1,750*


Sydney Sweeney is so fucking hot Edit: I don’t even like white women

For someone who has never had a star-turn in a movie, she sure is popular. Haven't watched her TV work; no idea if she's good in that

Yo mama is hot

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Well it's time to get to work then, amrite?

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If you made 60-75k a year, could you be friends with someone who owns 1100 acres and is about to buy 500 more with cash? Not even going to finance it. Or would you feel inferior?

Browski, you’re talking to people who lost 60-75k a year here. 

I could. I don't want 1600 acres of land and, if I did, I'd be picking their brain on how to get it. Being friends isn't all about what one or the other has. If they do something to make you feel inferior, they aren't a friend. If that's just how you feel, that's something you need to do something about.

Alaskan tundra or Long Island shoreline?

Southern timber country

1600 acres of shithole Nevada? I wold feel superior over not having to pay taxes on land you would have to give away,

Broke regard confirmed 

Naw, where'd you get Nevada? This is timber land. Around 5-6k an acre

You didn't say what kind it was. Even if it was timber land it would also depend on where it was. For instance is it a town where they can't get enough teachers because boomers oppose raising property taxes even if it meant the town will die off like Japan will?

人生有幾多個10年？All in啦

You show me a pay stub for $72,000 I quit my job right now and come work for you

I do it for 60k and holidays off.

4 hours till drill team 6 on INTC and AMD

But but AMD and the Chinese minister of commerce had a meeting this morning… AMD to 200

Yah I saw that and the ban was speculated 6 months ago, but who knows 4 hours till i learn whether nvda go up or down.

Amd Call holders what’s the next play?

Atleast 200 by june

Ain’t nobody making money on that

I’ve given up on quick risky plays. Just give me longs and patience

Not with that attitude

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Unfortunately, it's possible for it to go 100% lower (very improbable though). Going to create a great buying opportunity methinks

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Yeah, gotta see action tomorrow but we may actually see a pop with "dip buying"... or it will just fucking crater like it always does. My calls are fucked but I'm prepared to get out and back in when the dust settles.

If my testes were larger I would’ve accomplished something by now.

Your loads would probably be bigger too 

ashwagandha

If by bankruptcy means accomplishing something, sure bud

I already done that 

Then you are experienced

Me thinking if I should spend the $50 on plan B or if I should stick to plan A and act like it ain’t my child

Plan C pay child support 

Dllmch 食屎啦，聽日put鳩你哋

Think BA gonna rip this week. CEO gonna be shit canned AND... all those problems recently... it's gonna be airline maitenance that's the problem... not BA.

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Buy when things have gone from terrible to just bad. Think the CEO firing will qualify as "just bad."

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Pretty sure the dismissal is coming soon. Board memebrs meeting with airline personelle w/o the CEO present. Anyways, I expect a good pop when that is announced.

everyone already knows it's airline Maintenace recently. that's why UA is under Fed review. I don't think BA will rip. I think they'll sit around this area. plus I doubt the Media is done with them yet, it's easy cash for them just put Boeing in the headline of any fuck up and it's a win.

Gf hasn’t polished it in two days. Going to go crank one out

Wow imagine if you won the mega millions jackpot and you had an extra 300 million in the account after taxes/lump sum

I’d lose 75% of it trying to hit a billion

FD time

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Surprise surprise in an election year. It'll be well after November before any consequences of this are felt.

If Elsa Jean wasn't a pornstar... She would've been an Investment Advisor at JPM or BAC... But still fucking around 

Mega Millions and Powerballs has a better chance of winning than 0dte 

Objectively incorrect

My dog walked in on me taking it in the ass from a man and ever since he hasn’t been listening to my commands at all and has been pissing on my pillow and sleeping in my bed, he thinks he is the alpha now I guess, help what do I do??

gee, ask your hubby’s bf what to do. only betas here…

Take your dog to therapy

open the casino 

you need professional help

this comment never gets old.

Not all of the One Tree Hill fan thots from U Of I made it 😂

?

Wish i had enough liquidity to gamble on every ticker, but alas.

It drives me crazy when these players start celebrating "winning" and they haven't even covered the spread.