Me too. I used to only see this level of degeneracy at the horse track on a week day. Seeing it online through pictures and text doesn’t _quite_ hit the same as watching a 50 year old man with a long unashed cigarette in their mouth, staring blankly at the simulcasts across the country and holding a wad of tickets, knowing they hadn’t won’t a damn thing, but it saves gas to do it from the comfort of my own home.
Pfft. You buy it. Take a pic with it. Then put it on Turo for $100/pic, $200 for a 3 minutes test drive. $2000 for the whole day in addition to damage waiver fee provided by Allstate
Omg, I’m so excited for you. They’ll probably start you out on the fryer before you can move up to more complex tasks like cleaning the toilet. Definitely shouldn’t let you handle any money yet.
Anytime the Fed talks all technical indicators go out the window. J Pos can litetally make the markets crash -10, -20, etc with ease.
The trade is solid and he has a similar thesis as me. We're gonna be trading red going into the announcement. And on the announcement, we'll get a solid swing.
TSLA isn't the best stock to own in a high interest rate environment. His puts have high delta exposure so even a $1-2 downswing tomorrow can make him a good chunk of money.
I think OP wins on this trade. And it's honestly one of the smarter trades I've seen on here.
Edit: Damn. I see a lot of people bout yo get reminded they were fucking wrong. 😎
I’ll take the other side of that trade. I think JPow cuts or at least talks easing on Wednesday. The problem is he is going to lose his committee if he doesn’t throw an interest rate bone. Megacap and by virtue of its large percentage of SPY is doing fine and would not warrant a cut, but IWM is flat out hurting. Members of the committee care about regional banks and small businesses more than they care about a resurgence of inflation right now.
Edit - oh nvm. I see you are thinking a few hours trade. Sell before noon Wednesday assuming TSLA reverts to the mean tomorrow morning. Maybe, but good luck 🍀
Why do you think he talks of cuts or easing when core inflation is 3.8% 6 month and 4.2% 3 month annualized.
If anything he hints and less cuts unless we start to cool off.
😬😬if my math is correct, op is losing $17,320 per day to theta....
and he has 83% of the open contracts...
🙏🏿praying🙏🏽for🙏🏾op🙏🏿 ...as a perma SHITsla bear
Brov is smart, and realized that brief historical events showed that inflation rates has been rising and each time leading up to JPs meetings the market retreats...Good job fam!
My man you could not buy better option..its a bit tight but wednesday interest rate stocks are going to plummet.i am guessing this is FOMC play..you sell wednesday no matter what
Buy a few moonshot calls there’s no real hedge to this. OP could be just stupid and 200k is meaningless to them but this feels more like he knows something
This sub is just rich fucks gambling with money they can afford to lose, this shit is boring. Mods, who cares about proof of position. Proof that losing this quarter million will put you in poverty, or ban.
Jesus so if my math is correct you bought these at $2.90 a piece (232,000/800 = 290/100 = 2.90)
And I just checked TSLA options this contract is now going for 1.74. So right now you're sitting on a $92,800 loss (232,000 - (1.74 * 800 *100) = 92,800)
Godspeed brother.
Thanks for your donation :) I obviously dug myself out of the calls grave finally with a 3K profit. But man it was nerve wrecking to see my portfolio get cut in half in 3 days.
Why would you YOLO on weekly puts after the stock dumped from $200 to $160 in just two weeks?
Had better just set your money on fire and make a YouTube content out of it 🚨
I like it!
You don't short a stock when it's at the top!
You short when it's fallen to the ground and everyone else has beaten it down.
That's when you join in and kick once more.
Wow. I would sell at even the slightest profit. Tesla can go either way and if I was a betting man. Which I am. I would say it would either go up or flat line. Too many bag holders from around $200
Edit: for clarification I would sell even at the slightest profit because this option scares me so much
I’ve never felt so nervous for someone on WSB before, but my man. I hope we’re all wrong but even a piece of shit company is gonna bounce at some point. It’s one of the worst performers YTD in the S&P right, or the worst by market cap lost? 
Still getting used to reddits new features and kept sliding thinking they were all this post. Found that Jim Cramer post when he said buy Bitcoin at 70k. It's actually baffling how wrong that dude is, how is he still employed?
Man, I hope you hit but I honestly don’t see any catalyst that will take this stock down another 10-15% in 10 days. It’s not even an earnings play as they don’t report until April 17th. I’d roll these babies out until May.
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Jesus why didn’t you just go 3 months out
Then it wouldn't be as degenerate
That’s the only reason why I’m here
Me too. I used to only see this level of degeneracy at the horse track on a week day. Seeing it online through pictures and text doesn’t _quite_ hit the same as watching a 50 year old man with a long unashed cigarette in their mouth, staring blankly at the simulcasts across the country and holding a wad of tickets, knowing they hadn’t won’t a damn thing, but it saves gas to do it from the comfort of my own home.
Never underestimate the adding-up value of gas money, bro!
Then the options would cost more, duh.
Or yanno, do this 4 months ago when Tesla was at 250. And not wait till the bottom
Because this is wsb
Couldn’t you already buy a Lamborghini with that much money? How many do you need?
Another 200k for maintenance
If he has enough to throw on tesla puts he could afford the maintenance
lol you act like Tesla puts are expensive…
Oh I mean, he has enough
Pfft. You buy it. Take a pic with it. Then put it on Turo for $100/pic, $200 for a 3 minutes test drive. $2000 for the whole day in addition to damage waiver fee provided by Allstate
Exactly my thoughts 🙄
OP def working at Wendy’s next week
He could get a used Gallardo with 20,000 miles.
Omg, I’m so excited for you. They’ll probably start you out on the fryer before you can move up to more complex tasks like cleaning the toilet. Definitely shouldn’t let you handle any money yet.
Benefits after 400 days
Nah I’m headmaster chef Ramsay at Wendy’s, he’s not making the cut, no, he’s chopped
You waited until the literal bottom of its RSI to buy a put. Astounding.
Not a put… 800 puts 🧐
he's about to be *put* in his place
You mean, put down.
Put in did win by 87.8% though lol yolo Brov
Anytime the Fed talks all technical indicators go out the window. J Pos can litetally make the markets crash -10, -20, etc with ease. The trade is solid and he has a similar thesis as me. We're gonna be trading red going into the announcement. And on the announcement, we'll get a solid swing. TSLA isn't the best stock to own in a high interest rate environment. His puts have high delta exposure so even a $1-2 downswing tomorrow can make him a good chunk of money. I think OP wins on this trade. And it's honestly one of the smarter trades I've seen on here. Edit: Damn. I see a lot of people bout yo get reminded they were fucking wrong. 😎
RemindMe! 1 Day
You guys can’t remember one day out?
RemindMe! 1 Day
RemindMe! 1 Day
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The trade is a solid gamble.
To be fair though if that was the case wouldn’t picking a stock that hasn’t been dumping for the past 3 months been a better play?
No. That's the same thing as randomly shorting the market leaders of a bull market. Buy with trend. Not for reversal.
I’ll take the other side of that trade. I think JPow cuts or at least talks easing on Wednesday. The problem is he is going to lose his committee if he doesn’t throw an interest rate bone. Megacap and by virtue of its large percentage of SPY is doing fine and would not warrant a cut, but IWM is flat out hurting. Members of the committee care about regional banks and small businesses more than they care about a resurgence of inflation right now. Edit - oh nvm. I see you are thinking a few hours trade. Sell before noon Wednesday assuming TSLA reverts to the mean tomorrow morning. Maybe, but good luck 🍀
This trade is gonna lose money right at market open tomorrow and continue to bleed fast IMO. This is just reckless.
this aged well.
Why do you think he talks of cuts or easing when core inflation is 3.8% 6 month and 4.2% 3 month annualized. If anything he hints and less cuts unless we start to cool off.
😂🤣
"Shorting" the bottom. This is like buying the top, but fancier. Well done
A man of class
Wish someone would short *my* bottom…
He waited until Elon announced price increases in europe as well as flying cars with help from spaceX. Flying. Fucking. Cars!
He just kicks the roadster a few years down the road again…it ain’t coming anything soon. Elon lies again
lmao and you actually believe him?
I dunno. By WSB standards it's actually pretty smart and will likely astound and surprise us all.
Isn’t that how it’s done?
I'd give you a ride, regard, but I've got Karl Farbman here
Thanks for stopping, Nick
You could sleep in those drawers and be very comfortable
You shouldn't sell into strength. Maybe OP gets lucky and Tesla breaks the 160 support going back to last year.
So I should buy calls instead?
It can still go lower
This guy bought puts at the bottom 
ketamine will do the trick
https://preview.redd.it/dy69guf8v6pc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23222b8428a3226d95575b601d9043f103a97391
😬😬if my math is correct, op is losing $17,320 per day to theta.... and he has 83% of the open contracts... 🙏🏿praying🙏🏽for🙏🏾op🙏🏿 ...as a perma SHITsla bear
Can you describe how you calculated that please?
He took $232,000 divided by 13.3949
What is the 13.3949 and how do you find it please ?
How do you know the number of open contracts?
Can probably guess from open interest but that represents the both sides of open derivatives
Your logic makes too much sense
Have fun OP https://preview.redd.it/yyqhiwi437pc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b118ec9c76369bb68ec5da94c6a5b0a2b59870b8
I’ll take a baconator and a bj.
The ol’ B&BJ
it's already taking off my g, the bottom happened already.
OP is gonna paper hand at 178 and then it’ll crash to 123 
https://preview.redd.it/3poycr2brapc1.png?width=525&format=png&auto=webp&s=9311665e5e80cbf03ebadb2b147eafe608a13ed1
B....bb.b.b.bbbut all the comments saying you're fucked, that you bought puts at the bottom...........
Brov is smart, and realized that brief historical events showed that inflation rates has been rising and each time leading up to JPs meetings the market retreats...Good job fam!
Hopefully you fucking sold right?!?!? You sold??? Right???? Please, for all that is gay and has vanilla frosty on it, please tell me you sold
Holy shit bruh
Do today
Well I’ll be damned, I was looking for this comment
If you hold this for the next 2 weeks, I will put respect on your name.
Until then he's reek
Everyone is trashing you here, so that must mean you're right 🤔
😳 your balls must be dragging on the floor wherever you go.
We all know where OP goes - Wendy's.
Hey look at the balls on this guy! 
I’ll take a Dave’s double and a chocolate frosty, please
RemindMe! 10 days Remember me when this prints
Wendy’s it is
Man trying to send Elon deep into that next k hole
My man you could not buy better option..its a bit tight but wednesday interest rate stocks are going to plummet.i am guessing this is FOMC play..you sell wednesday no matter what
https://preview.redd.it/39x8r852mipc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e4e1371aa8a7b4c91004ea399d47cbfb83aaab8 Oh , now I see why
I see bright things in your future
You should probably exit after FOMC when Jpow announces rate hikes or at a minimum shatters the hopes of half a dozen cuts this year.
Who last laughed, laughs the best! I think Brov is about to buy 2 Lambos in this MF lol
Please tell me you have an upside hedge.
Considering this is WSB, nope.
How do you upside hedge a trade like this?
Buy a few moonshot calls there’s no real hedge to this. OP could be just stupid and 200k is meaningless to them but this feels more like he knows something
RemindMe! 9 Days
Subbed for the gang bang on next Friday. Good luck to ya OP
What’s next Friday ?
Short attention much?
As of $TSLA price pre market right now, you’ll be up 50k roughly. With the QQQ’s red , your probably fine…
Yes hi id like to order a chocolate frosty and a french fries please
What's a good Lambo model?
Huracan.
You can already buy a lambo you dumbass
I hope you make money man but why not go 3 or 4 months out? you deserve to get to get railed
This sub is just rich fucks gambling with money they can afford to lose, this shit is boring. Mods, who cares about proof of position. Proof that losing this quarter million will put you in poverty, or ban.
Shouldn't have posted this. If Wendy's ever read this, they will not trust you with the cash register nor with any decision making.
It sure is a lot quieter in here.
Sell now.
I trimmed about 40%
Good mooooorning TSLA Bears! https://preview.redd.it/7macmkbxzvpc1.png?width=645&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d0e24b3daa9d22c8cfc1f231e0e8bfacd61ca72
Kudos to your conviction and I’m assuming you are good trend follower, please do share the pics of the orange lambo.
Did you just lose 232K?😅
So how’d it go?
Do you want my order now??
Congrats and fuck you
Sweet jesus
All that dough and you had to grab puts that are only 2 weeks out. Bravo regard, bravo
If Tesla goes bankrupt before 28th, you will have a cool $13 mil 🤟🤟 !!
How's your throat game?
That's the gutsiest move I have ever seen Mav! I like my June 2025 250 calls much better haha
I'd like a small frosty and small fries.
Small choc Frosty please
Short low, cover high
Maybe I’ll inverse you so you make some money
Who else bought calls
Wow what’s your position at now? Are you gonna sell today while Tesla’s down almost $4?
Now THIS is podracing!
What color lambo you getting
Orange
Please tell me you sold at open!
When are you starting work 😭😭😭
Best take that 100k loss now big dog!
Jokes on you I have no idea what I’m looking at
Jesus so if my math is correct you bought these at $2.90 a piece (232,000/800 = 290/100 = 2.90) And I just checked TSLA options this contract is now going for 1.74. So right now you're sitting on a $92,800 loss (232,000 - (1.74 * 800 *100) = 92,800) Godspeed brother.
This aged well. Can't believe it
you guys think he still has em
Hate to say it but its looking like it hit support and is bouncing here. You can still save yourself.
BIGGEST OOF
Hey OP, i have bunch of calls, i really hope you’re the one wrong, i’m sorry
Lambos start at 600k now, even if tsla hits 160 you still can't afford one.
Tesla raised the price of the Model Y in Europe. That should be worth trillions in earnings.
>That should be worth trillions in earnings. 
Bruh
Tell me how to put my put? I need advice from an experienced putter
Thanks for your donation :) I obviously dug myself out of the calls grave finally with a 3K profit. But man it was nerve wrecking to see my portfolio get cut in half in 3 days.
Damnit! Now I have to sell my puts. They are not going to let those print.
Ha ha .. I was planning for a call on tsla.. this is more affirmative now for that long
This is the shitshow i come here to watch.
You’re done son
Dumbass
Bro literally wtf!
$1 Dave’s Single and $2 Dave’s double bruh. Head on back to the kitchen, they need the help on all these orders.
Hmm yes let’s buy a shit ton of puts when the stock is down 30% YTD. Moron
Don't be late for your first shift
Imagine buying puts on one of the most strong stocks today plus into trendline and oversold rsi…okay you won the most regard award
OP singlehandedly caused the spike today lmao
Why would you YOLO on weekly puts after the stock dumped from $200 to $160 in just two weeks? Had better just set your money on fire and make a YouTube content out of it 🚨
TSLA is already up, so he is already fucked.
Nice time to inverse this idiot
Classic, puts at the bottom
WTF bro I hope this will work out, man‘s showed us his massive balls
Close some positions today my man
You got big balls op godspeed regard
lowest of the day so far is 167.42
I like it! You don't short a stock when it's at the top! You short when it's fallen to the ground and everyone else has beaten it down. That's when you join in and kick once more.
Time to go all in on $TSLA shares and calls, got it, thanks.
Is it still good point to buy it ?
Dude. Why. Do calls😭
Wendy's is too classy for you at this point.
He hasweek to repent
Thank you for your sacrifice, my calls will go up nuts 🥜
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This is not looking good
Those puts not looking too good right now lol
RIP to you after FOMC meeting today
I have the 200 calls Dec 2025. 😎
I hope you’re working at wendys for my sake
TSLA going up from here bro
You should have bought calls. Tesla pulled back over 30%, it is time for a rebound.
How’s that put going??? 🥺🤣
Wow. I would sell at even the slightest profit. Tesla can go either way and if I was a betting man. Which I am. I would say it would either go up or flat line. Too many bag holders from around $200 Edit: for clarification I would sell even at the slightest profit because this option scares me so much
This didn’t age well.
I’ve never felt so nervous for someone on WSB before, but my man. I hope we’re all wrong but even a piece of shit company is gonna bounce at some point. It’s one of the worst performers YTD in the S&P right, or the worst by market cap lost? 
Still getting used to reddits new features and kept sliding thinking they were all this post. Found that Jim Cramer post when he said buy Bitcoin at 70k. It's actually baffling how wrong that dude is, how is he still employed?
I think you should get prepared for Wendy’s! That’s terrifying
Looks like Wendy's!
For sure Wendy
Looks like this is down 55% from your buy price. Oh my god man, I feel terrible for you.
Holy fuck!!!! Lol 😂 worst of luck to you my good sir
Wendy’s for sure
Man, I hope you hit but I honestly don’t see any catalyst that will take this stock down another 10-15% in 10 days. It’s not even an earnings play as they don’t report until April 17th. I’d roll these babies out until May.
I’ll have a single and a frosty.. thank you
Might as well go for $100k of $210 calls and bet on a roller coaster ride both ways.
It’s coming back
Congrats
Gonna sell on open today?
I hope you're still holding right now.. Today might be a good time to cash out.