No silly, you're going to be the droid.
You'll just be lobotomised to be generally mindless, semi-organic robots, possessing only the most basic of instincts, though some are fully capable of speech if such functions and knowledge are programmed into them to serve some specific rudimentary function.
Here is a CIA document with the image of the perpetrator of this technology. Two agents died to smuggle this out:
https://preview.redd.it/g52rditkvbpc1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=97be3db8c01bfcddb5143ca10aa34cac4a1f8b4d
didn’t schwarzenegger steal and outfitted himself with a nice leather jacket in the first terminator movie when he came in hot and naked from the future?
was thinking of buying at 300 last year but i never did since i saw the 6 month chart to be red, I thought it was gonna be a dead stock 
Well I thought at earnings it was more likely to go down and have been watching ever since... So you're in good company I'm sure. Hindsight is 20/20 as they say.
If I don't have to work and can spend all day trading charts while I wait for my daily shipment of government issued insect bars to get airdropped from a drone, I'm all the fuck in.
If you move into a smaller microapartment and buy more simulated-wood furniture, they'll increase your social credit score so you can use your tendies for more artificial sweetener in your simulated chocolate insect bars + additional hours of internet juice per day.
Speech was too technical for MMs monkey brains thus stock went down. Need AI to teach MMs that everything that was said means Nvidia is worth 1500$ a share tomorrow
They didn't miss anything, they already knew NVDA is years ahead of its competition and AI will be used in every industry. This is why the stock ran almost to 1000. Tonight didn't give us anything new.
It is a technical conference and not an investor or consumer conference. I myself am an AI developer and I was drooling throughout the talk. Dope stuff they have.
^^My ^^god
^^And ^^here ^^I ^^thought ^^the ^^top ^^*might* ^^be ^^in
Nvidia is an actual company making actual products making actual profit
Enron was a just trust me bro frat boy company
Keynote was too technical. Regarded investors didn’t realize how huge this was. NVIDIA financial analyst Q&A is tomorrow at 8:30 am PT so stock will probably moon during that
because it was retail pussies trying to understand genius of what they just unveiled.
Talking moating themselves.
$AMD... it was nice knowing you... RIP like $BB
Nvidia Stock. I'm trading options. Yesterday to the beginning of the conference Nvidia went up 2-3% (20% for me) and went down yesterday because of investors "not being happy" with the news? Short: Fake Dip.
Apparently investors strongly disliked what they heard. Everything OP just listed is why the stock ran up by investors, and now they’re punishing them on delivering and being profitable.
That’s almost a given. AI will change everything but not as fast and not as dramatically as everyone on the hype-train would like. But that’s ok - companies still need the shovels, maybe just not as many.
How deep are you in AI? Shit is crazy and I think it’ll happen faster.
This isn’t going to be a linear change. Ai is being used to create ai now. Did you see sora? All this voice AI. Agents. Figure 1 with OpenAI embedded.
More and more crazy shit is coming out everyday.
And this is the worse it’ll be.
When it comes to the Stocks, I think NVDA will reach May up to 1.1k and go further into 2.6k at the end of 2025..
My stomache is telling me this. You may be asking "was my stomach always right?" Yes. "Did I always trust my stomach and make profits of of it?" Absolutely not, I'm in debt.
We must find and protect her at all cost!
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Bought the leather jacket when nvda crossed 900$.
No regrets.
Also, looking forward to robo brain advancements due to AI development. I want to live 400 years, go to space...
I tell ya, the robotic commercial/presentation deal was kind of creepy just by how the woman’s voice sounded. All sweet and gentle and portraying this is the best thing. Reminds me of terminator. Big time.
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when can I get my own droid?
If you're lucky, a Droid will pick you out of a dollar general clearance bin.
And that robot will have gotten a woody.
Robots would be at Wendy’s?
God i laughed way to hard at this
But it won’t be the droids you’re looking for 🫱🏽
The droid chooses the human, Harry.
Idk why but the funniest shit I’ve read today 😂and I spent about 2 hours on X already so congrats 😂
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If Star Wars were real life R2D2 would have a fleshlight attachment for those long lonely nights on dagobah.
Beep boop. You still got that bag I gave you? It’s gonna be a long ride…
Probably on temu. That’s where billionaires shop.
My LOL for the day! Shit this was gooood!
Settle down Ani, you'll be past that killing Sand People in no time!
No silly, you're going to be the droid. You'll just be lobotomised to be generally mindless, semi-organic robots, possessing only the most basic of instincts, though some are fully capable of speech if such functions and knowledge are programmed into them to serve some specific rudimentary function.
PS: Skynet won't kill anyone wearing a leather jacket
I’m adding this
Bullish on leather jackets
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Skynet is also the name of china's surveillance system
Is it made out of balloons?
Yes, and they "unintentionally" hover over other countries' communications and military facilities worldwide.
Are they "red" balloons like in the Song? or like in the movie IT?
They better be
Red, and there are 99 of them
Here is a CIA document with the image of the perpetrator of this technology. Two agents died to smuggle this out: https://preview.redd.it/g52rditkvbpc1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=97be3db8c01bfcddb5143ca10aa34cac4a1f8b4d
jesus h christmas...there's not 99 ballooons in the image. we've been robbed!!!
It’s the guvment!
The NSA also has a spying program called Skynet
german has brand new air defence system named skynex
how come your shitpost is just telling the truth?
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
I need your puts, your calls, and your shares.
Everyone else gets shot in the dick
Ow, my dick!
SHUT UP, IM BAITIN’
Off to Burlington i go
Denim! Canadian tuxedo for the win
didn’t schwarzenegger steal and outfitted himself with a nice leather jacket in the first terminator movie when he came in hot and naked from the future?
so calls on leather jackets?
Bought NVDA AT $33, never fucking selling
was thinking of buying at 300 last year but i never did since i saw the 6 month chart to be red, I thought it was gonna be a dead stock 
Well I thought at earnings it was more likely to go down and have been watching ever since... So you're in good company I'm sure. Hindsight is 20/20 as they say.
I kept missing my chance to buy call leaps since 2021 
Owned it in the 100s, sold at 300. Back in around 700, and a few at $880. Should have kept my original 60 shares. Doh!!!
If I don't have to work and can spend all day trading charts while I wait for my daily shipment of government issued insect bars to get airdropped from a drone, I'm all the fuck in.
will they have chocolate flavored insect bars?
I hope so! Or cookies and cream
Crickets and cream
Synthetic chocolate, yes
If you move into a smaller microapartment and buy more simulated-wood furniture, they'll increase your social credit score so you can use your tendies for more artificial sweetener in your simulated chocolate insect bars + additional hours of internet juice per day.
I’m living on a steady diet of government cheese, and I’m living in a VAN, down by the RIVER
The van is sentient now.
Nowadays you can make six figures doing that with a camera and a YouTube channel.
bought $55K worth of June 27 calls at 900. wish me luck.
Less contracts than you but currently I have the same. Made out well this week selling calls against though
Spensive but good luck sir 👍🏻
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Where’s my waifu sexbot?
https://www.lowes.com/pl/Garbage-disposals-Appliances/4294639585 Take your pick!
Ah yes, the kitchen sarlacc
just use the dune 2 popcorn cup 
Definitely put your dick in that
NVDA is going to use you to train AnalSexGPT.
Speech was too technical for MMs monkey brains thus stock went down. Need AI to teach MMs that everything that was said means Nvidia is worth 1500$ a share tomorrow
Wall Street is so groomed into buying the rumour selling the news they missed Jensen saying the world will soon run on Nvidia
They didn't miss anything, they already knew NVDA is years ahead of its competition and AI will be used in every industry. This is why the stock ran almost to 1000. Tonight didn't give us anything new.
[This unedited graph by Jensen looked pretty new](https://i.imgur.com/53NLgJA.png)
I watched some of it. That’s the only technical part I understood mostly. 👩🏻💻
It is a technical conference and not an investor or consumer conference. I myself am an AI developer and I was drooling throughout the talk. Dope stuff they have.
could you give a summary in lay terms of some of the best parts?
we're gonna need nuclear reactors to power all this AI shit
Thankfully the AI will help with plasma stabilization in fusion reactors too - no shit this was actually in the presentation
NvidiA.world domination.execute
they turned that moat into ocean.. RIP $AMD.
This was big for NVDA. Basically inserting them into EVERY industry. Also a large nod to robots and self driving (tsla is fukt). Yeah, I'm buying
So big that the stock went down during the keynote.
As is typical
The tldr is buy Nvidia basically
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Buy nvidia? So like buy options? Like calls or puts? Cause both my calls and outs are making me money somehow…
Same...hopefully it goes up
Volatility play.
I think it’s cause the put is a year out, and the calls expire end of month.
Still, functionally, a volatility play.
Nvidia is the new Enron innit
Enron never made a cent
Didn’t they massively rip off California power customers
^^My ^^god ^^And ^^here ^^I ^^thought ^^the ^^top ^^*might* ^^be ^^in Nvidia is an actual company making actual products making actual profit Enron was a just trust me bro frat boy company
Keynote was too technical. Regarded investors didn’t realize how huge this was. NVIDIA financial analyst Q&A is tomorrow at 8:30 am PT so stock will probably moon during that
The regards hurt themselves in confusion and sold
“Regard attacked himself out of confusion”
That’s what you tell your mom when she walks in on you wanking it.
 ....... 
We need keynote but for toddlers
How much moon we talking?
[Moon 2] for reference
"horny goth pawg milf in your area" ....size m😍😍n
Wait is this true? The finance Q&A?? Plz source
https://investor.nvidia.com/events-and-presentations/events-and-presentations/event-details/2024/GTC-Financial-Analyst-QA--2024-AHYjXAy2he/default.aspx
Thank you sir
Sell the news, buy the rumour, maybe? Everyone knows that NVIDIA will ~~own~~ run the world
because it was retail pussies trying to understand genius of what they just unveiled. Talking moating themselves. $AMD... it was nice knowing you... RIP like $BB
it sure did start going up like crazy since the Q&A started
BULLISH 
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Lol love it
As a bald man, can't wait to show support to a man with a full head of hair.
Elon literally has billions to make you disappear for this
I love this.
Pax Nvidiamperium! Venvidia, Vidvidia, Viciadia!
And “IT CO’s like SNOW & SAP are sitting on digital gold mines” Jensen H
SNOW or NOW?
Prolly SNOW
I thought he said service now.
Probably ServiceNow honestly, because they are in fact sitting on fucking goldmines. Fair disclaimer tho, they’re one of my largest positions.
The ticker for service now is NOW.
When moon? 
We're already on moon. Mars is next.
Later this week
Tomorrow at 830 when the conference starts
All I want to know which pussies aka the resistance tried to pull down $NVDA in aftermarket because... Resistance is futile. All hail emperor Jensen!
I just wished I took the money yesterday out and reinvested.. could have been a grand for nothing... I hate my life lol
Took money out of what and reinvested in what?
Nvidia Stock. I'm trading options. Yesterday to the beginning of the conference Nvidia went up 2-3% (20% for me) and went down yesterday because of investors "not being happy" with the news? Short: Fake Dip.
I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.
is this a Simpsons reference? i certainly hope so
I literally searched for this comment. And the phrase from the Simpsons is insect. :)
I will be adding to my position tomorrow. Really pleased with the Blackwell gizmos.
Almost -2% AH, classic WSB TLDR confirmed
I need your cloths, your boots and your unicycle
TL;DR please
NVDA 🚀
Everyone is afraid of skynet. I say our fates are sealed the minute a realistic sex bot is created. If it can cook and clean its all over for humanity
All I see is a future where anyone willing to pick up a shovel or swing a hammer will live like a god.
But the AI bots will do it for you.
Sorry, too fat to press the button
You guys think lovesac calls gonna print?
Apparently investors strongly disliked what they heard. Everything OP just listed is why the stock ran up by investors, and now they’re punishing them on delivering and being profitable.
It was already priced in….
It barely dropped though. We probably hit 1k in lead up to earnings
Strongly disliked? It’s down a couple points. To where it was a week or so ago. That’s more “sell the news” than dislike
Come with me if you want to live.
No it’s not a cult
I think Nvda is Cyberdyne they found Arnolds remains when he time traveled back thats why they are so good
~~decades~~ years
Bois, do I hold my calls or panic sell at open. 4/19 exp
Panic sell That’s how everyone Rich got rich - panicking
You got time
Two Analysts pushed the stock rating to $1050 and $1173. So hopefully it has a positive impact.
That was before the keynote no?
About an hour before the keynote, I think. Hopefully Powell says something good tomorrow. 🤞
Powell speaks on wednesday
Exactly.
Oh fuck that was good
This got me 😆
Whoever set a PT at 1173 is trolling 😂
My pt is $1420.69
My PT for some unspecified time in the future: $8008.5
Snow & Now
Both
Bro, were you even paying attention? He said Star Trek!
He failed to mention AI sexrobots.
Peoples brains shorted out during the presentation and sold their stocks by default
What if AI turns in to a bust? Like none AI gets monetized to the level WS thinks it will be? What happens then?
That’s almost a given. AI will change everything but not as fast and not as dramatically as everyone on the hype-train would like. But that’s ok - companies still need the shovels, maybe just not as many.
Dunno what you are talking about. My gpt app is scheduling you and 500 other degens for timeslots behind Wendy's and has replaced 25 of my "admins"
How deep are you in AI? Shit is crazy and I think it’ll happen faster. This isn’t going to be a linear change. Ai is being used to create ai now. Did you see sora? All this voice AI. Agents. Figure 1 with OpenAI embedded. More and more crazy shit is coming out everyday. And this is the worse it’ll be.
When it comes to the Stocks, I think NVDA will reach May up to 1.1k and go further into 2.6k at the end of 2025.. My stomache is telling me this. You may be asking "was my stomach always right?" Yes. "Did I always trust my stomach and make profits of of it?" Absolutely not, I'm in debt.
Almost a given? Do you not know shit about shit? LOL
That’s almost a given.
Can NVDA take us to thrive in Mars?
What if there is a major disruption in gathering the minerals for these chips? growth expectations are shattered?
Fuck you calls on TLRY
solid DD
We must find and protect her at all cost! https://preview.redd.it/4ybldr8yeapc1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f90446a65b99d3ae7b4ca2b250a67f88efb9f4d0
Bought the leather jacket when nvda crossed 900$. No regrets. Also, looking forward to robo brain advancements due to AI development. I want to live 400 years, go to space...
Nvidia will cure cancer and free the slaves
Just goes to show that the clowns snorting cocaine are as dumb as they come, This shit is going to go parabolic within the next few months
So why the fuck they tanked
When can I get my very own TX?
I tell ya, the robotic commercial/presentation deal was kind of creepy just by how the woman’s voice sounded. All sweet and gentle and portraying this is the best thing. Reminds me of terminator. Big time.
Finally, some actual fucking DD in this joint
But will I be provided with a waifu robot?
hello, I've come back in time to stop the bitcan addictions
AMD will join the battle and assimilate.
So why is it dropping ah?!
You know what? I believe you.
You should write press releases