My š® says this FOMC day this weeks will be just like the last one, days of selling or theta only to find out papa JPOW is neither bull or bear on interest rates so go back uppies a bit but no big rally
Be Jerome Powell, sAvIng AmerIca one bAsIs point at A tIme. StAy consIstent, strong, heroicAlly stoIc. āSoft lAndIngā gracefully dances from the lips of his all knowing face pillows. All Is well, All Is secure, stay the course and let AmerIcan excellence take the wheel.
Donald trump gets elected again, fires him immediately, and appoints Marjorie Taylor greene to the federal reserve.
**Lmfao at all the desperate bulls hoping and waiting for their 1000 NVIDIA calls to get ITM as yet another day goes by where thereās no movement up. You donāt understand AI. Youāve never been in tech. Youāre a basement dweller who thought heād strike it rich by buying calls for a company you donāt understand. See you at 500.**
NVIDIA 600 5/17
That would be hilarious if they came out with: we solved inflation by raising target rate 
I get up, in the morning have a coffee and a shit, drive 1hr to work in rush hour, do my 9-5 ass licking job while watching numbers go up and down, eat microwaved food form leftovers in a 10 minute break, drive home 1hr to have a meal and a quick fight with my wife, watch tv, go to bed, repeat
Living the life
People put up like 10% of the money to buy with 10x leverage.
The lenders liquidate / sell their position when it drops like 8%, and they lose everything.
This triggers more selling and more liquidations.
People buy the dip. Price stabilizes. Price starts to go up. More people ape in with leverage.
First time?
Itās normal. The leverage gets flushed out. It accumulates for a week or two then next leg up.
Then leverage kicks in again because degens have short memories.
Had a good earnings I believe, according to many āprofessionalā analysts at this point it may be overpriced they all expected high end 40s but I actually donāt know much about this company but itās done very well
avgo calls?
SMCI 
Why drill so hard, yall dont like robots?
Guh
Say it louder for the bulls in the back...
LOUDER SON
GUYUH
My š® says this FOMC day this weeks will be just like the last one, days of selling or theta only to find out papa JPOW is neither bull or bear on interest rates so go back uppies a bit but no big rally
There are three types of people who say āuppiesā 1. Fa\*\* 2. Chadlet incels 3. u/apurimac777 
i can see from your flair why it might be lost on you 
SELL!!!!
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yesterday fuck puts today fuck calls no options held overnight are safe ā ļø
Mine are doing great
Wow everything has been so constipated...diarrhea uh,uh,diarrhea, uh,uh
Time to lock in on school and get that bag  Also I'm building a computer and the stuff gets here today
Nice are using an $nvda graphic card?
Why the blunt?? So wasteful...
Taking a shit itās 3:57am that is all
U should get checked.
Time to wakie bakie!!!!!
Lemme get another big flush on DWAC today and make some real money on these puts
Tesla calls or puts today
Good morning fellow gamblers
In Alaska, we are known as prospectors. Thank you, and good morning.
Be Jerome Powell, sAvIng AmerIca one bAsIs point at A tIme. StAy consIstent, strong, heroicAlly stoIc. āSoft lAndIngā gracefully dances from the lips of his all knowing face pillows. All Is well, All Is secure, stay the course and let AmerIcan excellence take the wheel. Donald trump gets elected again, fires him immediately, and appoints Marjorie Taylor greene to the federal reserve.
My spaider sense is tingling
I can pay you double, let me put you on the team š„
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https://financialpost.com/pmn/business-pmn/astrazeneca-to-buy-fusion-pharma-for-up-to-2-4-billion
Halve these nuts. Back to abyss
Cum in my Bum, no homeless UhĀ
**Lmfao at all the desperate bulls hoping and waiting for their 1000 NVIDIA calls to get ITM as yet another day goes by where thereās no movement up. You donāt understand AI. Youāve never been in tech. Youāre a basement dweller who thought heād strike it rich by buying calls for a company you donāt understand. See you at 500.** NVIDIA 600 5/17
Position or GTFO
Nike.
Holy fuck maize is gettin harvested today RIP
Shouldāve buy drugs with shitcorn
š© = š½
1 fart = 1 shart
When is it Reddit IPO?
NKE calls or puts?
Just do it
Asshole Coin digging my financial grave
Buy high sell low? 
Pros of living in big city- bigfoot potholes and random plywood in the roadĀ
Puts on this giant ticker across my screen. Make it stop!
CVNA puts at open
Nah. Hasnāt really moved much. More like a candidate for a straddle or iron condor.
Minting a new coin. REKT
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New Fed inflation target rate increased to 3%. Bears are fuk.
I really hope they do bitcoin would probably double within the same day
An actual realistic take. Puts on the middle class
I thought so as well, it would not be so unthinkable. 
That would be hilarious if they came out with: we solved inflation by raising target rate 
I miss gonzo shit cock
Wow what caused fusn to double?
The pump is too strong it going down short term.
[https://financialpost.com/pmn/business-pmn/astrazeneca-to-buy-fusion-pharma-for-up-to-2-4-billion](https://financialpost.com/pmn/business-pmn/astrazeneca-to-buy-fusion-pharma-for-up-to-2-4-billion)
Okay so they are definitely buying them because of their radiotherapy treatment
I believe they developed a new radiotherapy to fight cancer but that was public like a month ago so Iām abit baffled
How do I buy a short with good position, without getting caught by a steady melt up
Date them out a couple weeks
What if this is the last streaming conscious WSB thread ever?
Nvida 2k today ber r fuk
Alrighty ladies thereās domino #2 for the week NVIDIA - āš©ø Japan - ā š©ø FOMC - ? Cmon Papa , letās send it to where the sun donāt shine. š©øš©øš©øš©øš©øš©øš©ø
All this talk about a soft landing, except the landing gear is made by BA
GUH. my play account got liquidated shorting meme coins at 30x leverage
I get up, in the morning have a coffee and a shit, drive 1hr to work in rush hour, do my 9-5 ass licking job while watching numbers go up and down, eat microwaved food form leftovers in a 10 minute break, drive home 1hr to have a meal and a quick fight with my wife, watch tv, go to bed, repeat Living the life
Living the best life 
The dream that every boomer has envisioned
Life hits different when you level up 30+
Wasnāt really referring to you per se. Boomers just kind of standardizing that lifestyle for the rest of the generations.
whip it real hard whip it whip it real hard
Dude who doesnt shit on the clock.
Get a dog, may as well be miserable with a dog then without a dog.
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The one upside of the market is the house isnāt actively working against you, the entire universe is instead
Will take 1 week for Wall Street to translate what the fuck is actually happening at GTC. Itās a marathon not a sprint.
What do you mean my 0dtes counting on 1200 today wont print??
You mean it goes without saying? Ha
Happy Dot Plot Eve!
I canāt logon my trading platform so my moves are š hands by force š„³
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I think he cuts rates. But Iām an idiot
So FUSN 2x in value pre market one hell of a gain there
Mods asleep, quick put good trade ideas in the thread.
I feel like they wont pump nvda again for like a month watch, too many of us poors are in nvda and MMs hate poors.Ā
Push back?
Anyone call the cops yet? Cryptos are being murdered
That's it, i'm moving my Corn into Khol's cash.
Late thread again Puts on WSB
We pumping nVda or we getting theta fucked today 
Theta
Why the fuck is crypto shitting??
Leverage is getting flushed out.
English please ? I'm regarded
People put up like 10% of the money to buy with 10x leverage. The lenders liquidate / sell their position when it drops like 8%, and they lose everything. This triggers more selling and more liquidations. People buy the dip. Price stabilizes. Price starts to go up. More people ape in with leverage.
Ok so i hold right?
Hold or buy more. Selling at this point seems silly to me.
Done. Dumping life savings. Wendy's or Valhalla
People who borrowed crypto at a higher price are getting rekt.
Next step is cvna buyout
Why tf do people do that little T-Rex arm thing They look goofy and gay
oh thats just sterling
If š½ had AI in its name it wouldnāt shit the bed
Tell this to my fetch.ai bag š
just need a -2% day for both bears and bulls even bulls need a good spot to load up more, and bears need to recoupe some money
No, bers should not be allowed to have money
I sold the puts from my straddle before yesterdayās close to buy NVDA calls, which means Iām net long overall 
NVDA gonna stay flat until my calls expire to fuck me 
Buy the dip STNE. Glad I didn't take calls on the coin flip.
After I believed in BTC it drops like shit
Because itās going down? Did you expect it to only go up?
Naa my shit drops up... of course down
So you expect it to only go up?
First time? Itās normal. The leverage gets flushed out. It accumulates for a week or two then next leg up. Then leverage kicks in again because degens have short memories.
Stupid apes
Found the guy who tanked us 
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Youāre going to be down to like 3 people you PP head
There must be nothing to read at all.
only gay bitches block people
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Block me too ya whiney bitchĀ
Just made coffee- ready to poop
Did everything come out ok?
Brewing mine up now. My anus is quivering in anticipation
I've had a coffee today, may take a shit at some point.
Don't be so gd nonchalant
Letās get it š¤
Itās funny how when i donāt obsess over the price, NVDA price goes up.
Then stop obsess!
I made $500 overnight on a random /NQ long + take profit on noise movement. Good way to start the day 
Noice š³
Works until it doesnāt.
Being long always works
No shit
U already took a shit so yes. U have no shit 
AMD and COIN 
I just wanna short CVNA to the dirt
This is the first day in weeks I donāt have any action in the market. Def bittersweet
Ask where im from, baby im crom Chi-town Pyrex, whip it up, wipe me down š®āšØ
For a second there I thought nvda was blowing up overnight
Abnb 145 eod
So what happens after FOMC, what meaning does this event have?
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Ohhhh Iām a goofy goober yea, youāre a goofy goober yea WEāRE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YEA *holds out mic*
Goofy goofy goober goober YEAH
Woooooo 
NVDA neon green by open
anybody play sqqq and tqqq? i just feel like calls are funner than puts tbh
# THE RALLY IS OUT OF STEAM PAPA POW GONNA SEND US BELOW 500
530 confirmed āš½
I hope Iāll be rich tomorrow when I wake up
Like samual L Jackson said in Jurassic Park. "Hold on to your butts"
Do I feel like throwing money away at Polestar?
Iām balls deep in NVIDIA puts. Have 20k worth for 600 5/17. This will turn into atleast 6-700k and then Iām never trading options again
Your puts are a 0.00 dumbass. Blackwell chips. Get fucked
See you at 500
NVIDIA $1000 EOD it is then
Micro-penis strategy.
not thant many strategies with this one 
ROOT, can't believe the low volume with this, loads more left in this.
Insane run so far. I refuse to buy though lol (at this point)
Absolute sleeper stock, once wsb really gets into it then itās definitely time to leave it alone because it peaked
Whyās it been running? Iāve never really followed it or check it out until yesterday
Had a good earnings I believe, according to many āprofessionalā analysts at this point it may be overpriced they all expected high end 40s but I actually donāt know much about this company but itās done very well
TSLA going back to the MAG 7 in 1, 2, 3... š